The crooked word says: "
Who said that women should be dignified, lustful and lustful than men? Regardless of the married woman, there is still a dignified and beautiful village in the village. The purple room sings and dances to find beauty, and the sandalwood bed changes grooms every night. As he grows old, he serves diligently and favors Zhaoyang. The red lips taste the taste of British lips, and the golden light is willing to accept ten thousand spears. It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, it just depends on who has the power. "
"Yun Han" entered the door and saw a big sandalwood bed. On it, a handsome man and a foolish girl had just performed a beautiful thing, and they were left to reminisce in the aftertaste.
Seeing "Yun Han" return, the woman Sun Lingsu smiled and waved: "Come, come to me."
"Yun Han" couldn't help but froze on the spot, seeing that although Sun Lingsu looked middle-aged, she was quite handsome. She had no hair on her body at the moment, and she looked as plump as mutton fat and jade. The clouds are scattered, the tide has not receded, and a pair of phoenix eyes are blurred and full of emotion. It is a seductive figure that scrapes the bones and sucks the marrow.
This "Yun Han" had never been tainted by women, and had never seen such a scene before. He was stunned on the spot, not knowing whether to retreat or advance.
Qingluo, who was leaning against Sun Lingsu, immediately laughed secretly, and then scolded her with a gentle but charming tone: "My sister calls you, why don't you respond? Could it be that on your next trip to the mountain, you meet a female disciple somewhere and steal your soul?" Have you all been seduced?"
After hearing this, Sun Lingsu frowned immediately, patted the bed and said, "Yunhan, why don't you come over?"
"Yun Han" collected his thoughts and knew that this was not the time to panic. He hurriedly climbed onto the bed, knelt in front of Sun Lingsu, and said coquettishly: "Sister, Qingluo only talks nonsense. I have my sister here, so how can I see anything?" Falling in love with another woman? It's just that I had something good to tell my sister, so I got distracted for a moment."
"Oh?" Sun Lingsu became interested: "What good thing can make my little Yunhan so happy?"
"Yun Han" glanced at Qing Luo, then leaned over and said a few words in Sun Lingsu's ear. Sun Lingsu immediately sat up and said with a smile, "Where is he?"
"Yun Han" straightened up, reached out and patted twice, and Ye Ling and Yue Zhufeng who were waiting outside the door walked in. At this moment, their appearance changed, and they turned out to be a white-faced, tall, and extraordinary-looking male statue.
When Sun Lingsu saw these two people, she immediately became happy: "What a good little Yunhan, you are the one who understands my sister's thoughts best. Good, good, good. Qingluo, you are tired too, go back and rest first."
When Qing Luo saw this scene, he naturally understood. He glared at this "Yun Han". He didn't want the two of them to compete for favor in front of Sun Lingsu. Seeing that he was already sure of victory, this "Yun Han" actually started to pimp him out and look for someone new to please Sun Lingsu.
"What a scumbag!"
Qing Luo cursed secretly, and walked out without any clothes on, just naked. Anyway, there were no outsiders in this yard, and he was happy to show off to others his "capital" of being favored by Sun Lingsu.
After Qing Luo left, Sun Lingsu put on a gauze dress as thin as cicada's wings, sat on the edge of the bed, looked at the two of them with a smile: "What's your name, and whose disciple is it?"
Ye Ling and Yue Zhufeng had already thought of a response, so they started to speak: "Mrs. Zhen, we are brothers from the same mother. My name is Zhang Ji, and this is my brother Zhang Cheng. Both of us are outer disciples, and we are also disciples of the outer sect. There is no formal apprenticeship.”
After hearing this, Sun Lingsu said angrily: "What do you call me madam? Just like them, I want to call you sister!"
Ye Ling and Yue Zhufeng looked at each other, lowered their heads and called, "Sister!"
"Okay, you will live in my Duanxiu Pavilion from now on. Don't go to any outer sect to be a disciple. My sister will personally guide you and take care of it so that you can enter the country quickly!"
Sun Lingsu looked at the expressions of the two with salivation, and the desire that had just subsided seemed to rise again.
Next to him, "Yun Han" looked at the furnishings in the room, looking for something similar to a key. Unfortunately, he searched around and found nothing.
So, "Yun Han" shook his head at Yue Zhufeng. Yue Zhufeng had an idea and said to Sun Lingsu: "Madam, let me go back to the outer sect. I just want to be an ordinary disciple and don't dare to come to the pavilion."
As soon as these words came out, Sun Lingsu's face immediately showed a trace of displeasure. "Yun Han" next to him rushed forward and shouted: "Sister, you are attracted to you. That's what you have cultivated for several lifetimes. I think you really don't know how to appreciate me." , Sister, I think I’ll put him in that black iron cage for a few years, so he won’t dare to be so presumptuous!”
After hearing this, Yue Zhufeng hurriedly knelt down on the ground: "I've heard how powerful this cage is. It seems that thieves and ghosts are locked in it now. Sister, please don't lock me up. Please don't lock me up."
Sun Lingsu smiled slightly, stretched out her hand to summon Yue Zhufeng, sat down next to her and said, "How could you let me go, sister? Look at you, you're such a thin skinned person, it's too late for my sister to love you!"
At this time, Ye Ling also came over, sat on the other side of Sun Lingsu, and said, "Sister, is that cage really so powerful that it can even trap such a powerful thief?"
"That's natural," Sun Lingsu said: "You don't know, this cage is something passed down from generation to generation in our Huixian Village. It can lock Yin and Yang, fix the five elements, and trap the Bagua. Although it has no attack power, as long as it is locked in without a key, Even monks in the Celestial Realm can’t even think of breaking through!”
"Oh?" Yue Zhufeng said quickly: "Sister, shouldn't the village owner be in charge of that cage? How can my sister come to imprison me? It must be Yun Han who is trying to scare me!"
"Yun Han" heard this and immediately said unhappily: "How could I scare you? If you don't believe me, my sister will lock him in and see if I scare him!"
Ye Ling, who was on the side, spoke up and said, "That cage is holding a master thief and a ghost thief now. How could he come to imprison us? You just said that deliberately knowing that it was impossible."
After hearing this, "Yun Han" jumped out of bed as if he was on fire and said: "You two really won't shed tears until they see the coffin. Sister, why don't you take out the key to the black iron cage and show it to them? So that they don’t always think I’m talking nonsense.”
"Really? Sister, can we take a look?"
"It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, we don't care if Yun Han tells a few lies!"
The three of them all looked at Sun Lingsu, their eyes full of expectation, which made Sun Lingsu unable to refuse. She casually took out a key from the storage ring and showed it to them: "This is the key to the black iron cage. Without it, the thieves, ghosts and thieves will not be able to get out of the cage!"
Seeing the key, Ye Ling and Yue Zhufeng looked at each other. The two of them threw Sun Lingsu onto the bed, one on the left and the other on the right, and then started rubbing their hands up and down: "Good sister, we don't dare to make you angry."
"Throw away that key now, we're scared to see it!"
Sun Lingsu suddenly became lustful, threw the key aside, and said with a smile: "Sister loves you so much that I can't bear to lock you up!"
"Yun Han" next to him had quick eyesight and quick hands. He got up after taking the key, grabbed the two of them and said, "You two are really unruly. You want to serve your sister like this? Why don't you follow me to take a bath and change clothes, and wash your body before coming back?" !”
After hearing this, the two people quickly stood up, straightened their clothes, and said, "Sister, please atone for your sins. We will never dare to do it again."
Sun Lingsu smiled and said nothing, waving her hand to signal them to go down. Ye Ling and Yue Zhufeng quickly exited the room. "Yun Han" took out the fairy grass and said to Sun Lingsu: "Isn't my sister in a hurry to make elixirs? The fairy grass is here, and I don't dare to delay my sister's important event."
"Okay, it will be a great achievement for you to bring two of them today. When the elixir is ready, I will reward you with one to help you break through the realm."
"Thank you, sister. I will go and settle them down right away. I will ask them to serve you tonight."
"Go!"
"Yunhan" responded, turned around and left. Sun Lingsu's mind was filled with the matter of eating meat tonight. She didn't care about the lost key for a moment, just put on her clothes and went to the alchemy room in the back to use medicine and make elixirs.
After leaving this place, the three of them hurried back to Yun Han's residence. Yue Zhufeng let out a sigh of relief and said, "It's too dangerous. The look in the old woman's eyes made her want to eat us alive!"
Ye Ling smiled and said: "Fortunately, with Brother Yun's help, the two of us didn't lose our virginity."
Yue Zhufeng asked hurriedly: "Have you got the key?"
"Yun Han" spread his hands, the key was in his palm: "You are familiar with the road, why do you need to worry?"
"Without any further delay, we'll leave immediately!"
While they were talking, before the three of them could go out, a group of men came in talking and laughing, all of them handsome and well-groomed. It's just that the way he moves his hands and feet doesn't show off his masculine style, but he does have a scent of powder. The dozen or so people who came were none other than Sun Lingsu's face in the pavilion, and the leader was Qing Luo, whom the three of them had just met.
Yue Zhufeng was shocked: "What are they doing here? A group of men who are not men, and women who are not women, they are more awkward than eunuchs!"
Ye Ling seemed to have seen through everything: "Fighting for favor in the harem is also like this. I just came to see our two newcomers and give them a show of strength!"
As expected, when everyone entered the courtyard, someone shouted: "I heard that Brother Yun has found two new little brothers, which makes my sister very happy. Please tell us to see what kind of immortal figures they are."
"Yun Han" walked out of the door and looked at everyone with an indifferent expression: "Sister said that a new person will be waiting for you tonight. They are getting ready. I think if there is anything else, let's wait until tomorrow!"
Qingluo sneered: "Yunhan, you are still hiding them from us. Is it possible that we can eat them?"
"Even if we talk about eating, it's my sister who eats them!"
"Hahaha--"
Everyone burst out laughing. Who here has never been "eaten"?
"Yun Han" only wanted to escape as soon as possible, and had no way to deal with it. He just insisted: "When they finish serving my sister tomorrow, they will see her sooner or later, so why rush now?"
Of course, Qing Luo was anxious. He was a very jealous person. If he allowed others to take away his position as the first person to meet him, he would never do it. Therefore, he gathered everyone together, just to show off his power.
So, Qing Luo winked, and someone immediately stood up and said: "He is so crazy that he doesn't even show his face before he climbs onto sister's bed. If he really climbs up, will we still have a good life in the future? "
"That's right, don't say it's us. When I see it, I'm afraid I won't even pay attention to you Yunhan!"
"Yun Han" kept a cold face and did not give in at all, which made everyone feel a little strange. According to "Yun Han"'s temper, he should have cursed loudly by now, and it's incredible that he could endure it until now.
Qingluo did not look at "Yun Han" and shouted to the room behind him: "You two brothers, since we have entered this Duanxiu Pavilion, we are a family. At least we came earlier than you. Please ask me some questions." Ask, so as not to make my sister angry later, right?"
"That is to say, we came here with good intentions to give advice, but you avoided seeing us. Could it be that you look down on us people?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the door opened behind "Yun Han". Ye Ling and Yue Zhufeng stepped out. Ye Ling said: "Brothers, please don't get angry. It's the first time for the two of us to come to this pavilion and we don't know all these things." I follow the rules, so I didn’t come out to greet you. I apologize.”
All the faces looked at the two people in low voices. It must be said that Yue Zhufeng's ability to change faces was very good, which made these people feel a little afraid of their appearance in their eyes.
Qing Luo smiled slightly and said: "We are here, should we stand in this yard until we leave? How about inviting us to sit in the house?"
"Yun Han" still played his role, confronting Qing Luo: "When did you have a place for Qing Luo in my yard? You have met him. If you have anything to say, I will talk to him later. I will give him two words now." When people take a bath to purify themselves, please do as you please!"
"Brother Yun, you just said a few words and are you going to drive us away?"
"Why is Brother Yun so ruthless? We still want to talk to these two brothers more!"
Yue Zhufeng's face twitched unconsciously, and he whispered in Ye Ling's ear: "Could these people be as good as Long Yang?"
Ye Ling didn't answer. At this moment, a maid hurried over from outside and said, "Oh no, something happened at Madam's place!"
