Getting married is really tiring.
Although there was an experience, this time it was different, the identity was different. In comparison, the last time was completely a small scene.
After one lap, Lin Bai felt like his whole body was falling apart.
The key is that the bastard Lao Zhu also came to join in the fun, making him even more tired.
By the time all the guests were sent away, he was already dizzy.
Fortunately, Caiyun Zhuiyue had already prepared sobering soup.
Caiyun complained: "It's true that those ministers knew that my uncle was getting married today, but they still let me drink so much wine."
Zhuiyue said: "Mainly because of Your Majesty and Maotai."
That's right!
The reason why Lin Bai drank so much was partly because of Lao Zhu, and partly because of Maotai.
Lao Zhu was very happy today and said he wanted to have a good drink.
The emperor has spoken. What can the ministers below do? They have no choice but to sacrifice their lives to accompany the gentleman.
What's more, it's not easy to drink these Moutai, so these guys drink it desperately.
As a result, Lao Zhu was carried back, and at least half of the ministers in the court were carried away. It was considered good that the talented man had not fallen down.
"It's okay, I can't put down my uncle with this little wine..."
Lin Bai waved his hand, indicating that it was no problem at all.
But he staggered when he walked.
Fortunately, Caiyun Zhuiyue supported me and helped my uncle back to his room. The three ladies were still waiting.
The three girls heard that their husband had drunk a lot. In order to save him from trouble, the three girls followed the example of the three sisters and came to the same new house. They lifted their red hijabs and three beautiful faces appeared in sight.
The talented man said with drunken eyes, "Madam, you are so beautiful!"
The pretty faces of the three girls turned red.
Yan Ruxue and Gu Ling'er hurriedly stepped forward to help her, fearing that their husband would get drunk.
Gu Ling'er looked at the Hexin wine on the table and said worriedly: "My husband is like this, can I still drink this wine?"
Lord Wu Qiao said: "If you can't drink the Henu wine, just drink it!"
Therefore, the talented man did not know how to drink the Henu wine.
When I woke up again, it was already midnight, there was no one around me, I was sleeping alone on the bed, my stomach was still growling.
I drank too much wine before and didn't eat anything at all.
The key is, where is the lady?
None of the three beautiful ladies were seen.
Just throw your husband into the new house and be done with it?
Lin Bai was depressed.
never mind! Who told him to drink like that? This bastard, Lao Zhu, is really nothing. He is clearly here to cause trouble.
After a few words, Lin Bai got up and prepared to find three beautiful ladies. On the wedding night, the ladies were all gone. What's the matter?
Lin Bai touched his stomach and walked out of the room.
In front of the stone table in the yard, a petite figure was holding his chin in his hands, looking up at the moon in the sky.
"who?"
As if she noticed something, she quickly glanced over.
"Brother-in-law!"
Seeing Lin Bai, the little girl's eyes suddenly lit up and she quickly came forward to meet him.
"Why are you still here so late? Still not sleeping?"
Lin Bai said casually, and then asked: "Where are the people? Why are they all missing?"
The little girl chuckled, "You were drunk. Sister Ruxue and Sister Ling'er couldn't move you, so they left with some excuse and asked Sister Wu to stay with you."
Lin Bai asked: "What about her?"
The little girl chuckled and said, "Sister Wu disliked the smell of alcohol in your body, so she put you on bed and walked you."
Lin Bai:......
What about being gentle and virtuous? The husband is just drunk, so you don’t care?
its not right! On the first night with the violent girl, I was drunk and was pushed back by the violent girl!
It worked that time, but we can’t do it this time?
hateful!
The talented man is going to find the violent woman to settle the score. Even if he is beaten, he must repay his husband, otherwise he will not be able to go to the house to reveal the tiles.
Gu Gu! !
At this time, his stomach suddenly growled.
The little girl chuckled, "Brother-in-law, you are hungry! Look what I have prepared for you."
As she spoke, she magically took out a bowl of instant noodles and a steaming pot of unknown things from the charcoal stove behind her.
Lin Bai's stomach was already growling with hunger. How could he be polite? He just started to wolf down the food.
"That's right! Finally, my brother-in-law's love for you was not in vain."
"What's this?"
The talented man asked vaguely while eating.
The little girl said: "Mare milk tea, drink it while it's hot. It's the best way to relieve hangovers. It can also relieve headaches after drinking."
Lin Bai took a sip, and it was indeed very good, with a milky aroma. After one cup, his headache was relieved a lot. The talented man praised the little girl for her conscience.
The little girl smiled playfully, "Brother-in-law, don't you think tonight is a bit familiar?"
Lin Bai said casually: "Is there any?"
The little girl snorted, "Of course, the last time you got married, wasn't it the roast chicken I prepared for you?"
All right!
It was true to say so, Lin Bai nodded.
The little girl's eyes lit up when she saw this, and she said: "Last time you ate my roast chicken and then promised to take me to Kyoto. This time you must agree to a condition."
Are you waiting here to co-author?
Lin Bai rolled his eyes, "Smelly girl, you are too stingy! Brother-in-law wants to eat something from you, but you still have to negotiate terms?"
The little girl raised her chin and said, "I don't care, you must agree."
"Okay, okay! Look at your little ninety-nine, tell me!"
Lin Bai didn't take it seriously at all and said casually.
"Then, you said it, that's it."
Lin Bai suddenly felt something bad. He raised his head and looked at the little girl, "What on earth is going on?"
The little girl took courage and said, "I want to be the eighth child!"
puff!
The talented man was drinking horse milk tea and squirted straight away.
The little girl suddenly became unhappy and said with a stern look, "Asshole, you dare to slander me? I don't care, you have already agreed."
Is this true love for spring?
Lin Bai gave her a shock, "You little girl, how old are you? Don't think about such nonsense."
"what!"
The little girl refused and puffed up her chest, "I'm not young anymore, I'm fifteen. My mother was already engaged to my father when she was this old."
It seems really big.
Lin Bai took a look and swallowed.
Bah bah bah! !
Don't be too beastly!
"No, I'm fifteen and I'm in the first and second grade of junior high school, absolutely not!"
"Look at my brother-in-law's wife, how can she be as young as you? The youngest is already eighteen, so it's definitely not possible."
The little girl might think it made sense, and said stubbornly: "Then I can wait, but the position of the eighth child is mine."
Lin Bai:......
"No, stinky girl, this can't be so hard, right..."
The little girl said: "I don't want to either. You always treat me like a little girl, so I can only do it forcefully."
Lin Bai was speechless, "But you are just a little girl."
"I don't care, you have already agreed anyway. If you regret it, I will tell mother and eldest sister."
The little girl said with a hint of cunning at the corner of her mouth, with a blush on her face, and hesitantly said: "Say... that you drank my milk and ate my lower... lower body..."
puff!
Lin Bai looked at the horse milk tea and instant noodles in his hands and squirted again.
"Stinky girl, please speak clearly. It's your horse milk tea and your noodles, not your vagina..."
It’s over! This damn girl clearly did this on purpose. Who did she learn this from?
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