663 Outstanding Representative in the Fooling World

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"Big liar?"

Kong Jie was happy and said with great interest: "Keep talking!"

Li Wenjie smiled and said: "Why is it called a big scam?

Our Logistics Department Director is not ordinary. Other regiments who work in the Logistics Department always tighten their belts to get by. "

"Why? Because our Eighth Route Army troops are in short supply of supplies and there are more wolves than meat. The work of the logistics department is not easy to do."

Kong Jie smiled and said: "That's true. Take Zhang Wanhe, the head of the logistics department of our headquarters, as an example. That guy is a stingy guy. Most people really can't get half a bullet from his logistics department."

"But when it comes to someone like Lao Li who never suffers, Zhang Wanhe can only pinch his nose and admit defeat."

"This logistical work is not easy to do. Otherwise, that boy Dong San will come to me to complain when he is fine!"

"That is to say, now that our base area has developed and the supplies of the logistics department have been enriched, Dong San, the head of the logistics department, has an easier job."

Li Wenjie nodded, and then told an interesting story about Comrade Shi Dahu:

"Not long after the first regiment of the Independent Regiment was established, Du Aiguo, the former fifth battalion commander, was transferred to the second battalion commander of the first regiment. Once, Du Aiguo found the logistics department and wanted to ask Shi Dahu for some supplies."

"Then Du Aiguo somehow let Shi Dahu fool him. He didn't say anything about the supplies before they arrived. Then he turned around and led his troops to fight an ambush."

"On the contrary, a large batch of supplies was sent to Shi Dahu's logistics department."

"Captain, tell me, isn't this a big scam?"

Ha ha ha ha--

"Interesting, really interesting. It seems that Shi Dahu is really a talent."

Kong Jie's crow's feet showed when he smiled, and he immediately said, "No need to choose, the candidate for the director of the Bureau of Strategic Deception is Shi Dahu."



afternoon.

Shi Dahu, who was planning the budget for the follow-up logistics work of a group in the logistics department, suddenly received an order from the branch, asking him to go to the detachment headquarters immediately.

"Comrade, what is going on? My logistics department is still busy!"

The soldier who spoke shook his head and said, "I don't know the details. It seems that our old regiment leader wants to see you."

"Detachment leader!"

Shi Dahu looked confused.

The two people here called Kong Jie different names because of the soldiers' feelings for the old independent regiment.

When meeting Kong Jie directly, most people will call the group leader directly.

During the handover between regiments, Kong Jie was called the old regiment leader or detachment leader.

Shi Dahu couldn't guess what Kong Jie wanted to do with him.

Nowadays, the first detachment has a great cause, and even though it has refined its troops and streamlined its administration, there are still piles of cadres one after another.

Kong Jie wants to command the entire detachment and lead the overall situation, so it is naturally impossible for him to know every cadre well.

Therefore, Kong Jie had some impressions of Shi Dahu in his mind, remembering that he was a comrade in the logistics department.

There is no specific intersection, but it is not as clear as political commissar Li Wenjie.

With doubts in mind, Shi Dahu rushed all the way to the detachment headquarters, shouted a report, entered the house, and saw Kong Jie.

The two looked at each other, Shi Dahu's eyes were full of respect.

The old team leader Kong Jie is in the first team, and that is a flag that will never fall!

The legend of the first team!

Kong Jie also looked at Xiang Shi Dahu with a sizing look in his eyes.

I haven't seen this kid for some time, and I don't know if it's because of his slovenliness, but he actually has a beard that's more than an inch long.

"Shi Dahu."

"arrive!"

"I said that when I saw you a few days ago, your chin was clean. Now the army is promoting hygiene, cut your nails more, shave more, what's the matter with your beard?"

Kong Jie asked with a smile on his face.

Shi Dahu was stunned for a moment. He originally thought that the old group leader would ask something, but who would have thought that it would be such an approachable joke.

The atmosphere of the conversation between the two parties immediately became relaxed.

Kong Jie's questioning attitude was like that of a friendly old comrade-in-arms.

Gives people a feeling of spring breeze.

Shi Dahu, who was still serious at first, relaxed.

"Reporting to the leader, my name is Shi Dahu, so I wanted to grow a beard to match the name.

I remember you said before that Guan Yunchang was called Beautiful Beard Gong because he had a little beard.

I thought to myself that I couldn't be any worse than Mr. Guan, right?

As for the hygiene of my beard, don’t worry, Commander, I wash it several times a day! "

Kong Jie: "..."

Forget it, let’s avoid this conversation.

"I heard that you deceived Second Battalion Commander Du Aiguo some time ago?" Kong Jie asked.

"What, the second battalion commander came to report?"

Shi Dahu said with a look of astonishment: "This shouldn't be the case, regimental commander. I've made a good deal with the second battalion commander, but Lagou is the only one left to make the agreement. How could he come to report? Fortunately, he's still the battalion commander. Human!"

Kong Jile said: "You kid, don't think nonsense. It's not the second battalion commander who came to make a report. It was me who heard about you, so I asked you to come over and have a chat."

"Yes!" Shi Dahu breathed a sigh of relief and secretly thought that it would be better if he didn't just snitch.

He just felt that wasn't the case.

In this regard, he was still confident in his heart. There was no flaw in what he said to Battalion Commander Du at that time. Battalion Commander Du had no reason to snitch.

Seeing Shi Dahu lost in thought, Kong Jie asked abruptly:

"Shi Dahu, let me ask you, since you joined the Eighth Route Army, how many comrades have you deceived?"

"If there's not thirty, there's still two... Report to the leader, we are honest people, but we have never deceived anyone!"

After coming back to his senses, Shi Dahu quickly changed his words and secretly sighed at the old leader's skill in questioning, which almost got him out.

Kong Jie couldn't hold back any longer, laughed twice and said:

"You don't have to hide your old habit of fooling people, I've heard about it!"

The smile froze on his face, and Shi Dahu's heart clenched.

Isn't the group leader here to settle a score with us because he likes to deceive people?

"Old regiment leader, you have to be aware of everything. My job in the logistics department is not easy. Today this cadre comes to ask for equipment, and tomorrow that cadre comes to ask for supplies. If I don't lie, I will give him whatever he wants. , the logistics department has long been evacuated."

"So I'm just trying to save time rather than need, for the sake of long-term logistics supply."

Shi Dahu quickly explained, looking aggrieved.

If it weren't for the logistical difficulties, we would also like to be real people!

Kong Jie smiled, took out a pen from his pocket, put it on the table, and said with a smile:

"You don't have to rush to explain. As the saying goes, explanation is a cover-up.

In this way, this pen is one that I often use and prefer. Try it, can you fool it out of my hand? "

Shi Dahu was confused, thinking how could he dare to disturb Tai Sui?

He quickly replied with a bitter look on his face: "Captain, how dare I do this?"

Kong Jie, who witnessed this scene, could no longer hide it. He smiled and said bluntly: "Shi Dahu, you are overthinking. I asked you to come over, not to criticize your love of deceiving people. On the contrary, I just saw it." I’m impressed by your ability to fool people.”

"What?"

A series of question marks emerged in Shi Dahu's heart.

He then heard Captain Kong slowly say: "Being able to deceive people relies on a clever mind and eloquence. This is also an ability."

"To tell you the truth, I called you here this time because our detachment is preparing to form a strategic camouflage bureau, or strategic deception bureau. The political commissar strongly recommended you, so I asked you to come over and have a chat."

Shi Dahu was stunned.

Strategic deception bureau?

Weird things happen every year, especially this year.

Then, with Shi Dahu's confused look, Kong Jie introduced to Shi Dahu in detail the significance of the establishment of the Strategic Camouflage Bureau, as well as its future tasks and goals.

At the end, Kong Jie used a concluding sentence: "There is only one principle, which is to fool the Japanese, the puppet army, the National Army, the Shanxi-Sui Army, etc. Anyway, except for our Eighth Route Army."

After listening to Kong Jie's narration, Shi Dahu was stunned for a long time, and suddenly a fragment came out of his heart:

This is too professional to disgrace his mother!

Cough cough cough——

"Commander, how can we still have fun like this when we are fighting against Japanese invaders?"

Kong Jie said with a smile: "It doesn't matter whether it is a white cat or a black cat. The one that catches mice is a good cat, and the same is true for fighting the Japanese. You don't care what crooked idea it is, as long as it can be used to deal with the Japanese and puppet troops, it is a good idea." .”

"Just tell me, can you take on this important responsibility?"

Shi Dahu didn't hesitate.

I don't mean to refuse, the key is that our strength is too permissive.

He immediately put his heels together, gave a military salute, and solemnly responded: "Captain, please rest assured, I promise to complete the mission!"

Kong Jie smiled again and tapped the pen on the table with his hand, indicating: "That's it, before I take up the post, I still have to test you, kid. It's this pen. You can try to trick me out of it." past?"

Shi Dahu: "..."

His face was full of helplessness. He walked to Kong Jie very naturally, stared at the pen on the table and said in detail:

"Captain, aren't you making things too difficult for me? Who are you? The legend of our first team and the monument of our old independent regiment. You are the only one who can fool others. How can anyone fool you?"

"Besides, if this deceiver is prepared in advance, how can he start? Especially for a leader with great wisdom like you, the leader, it is even more impossible."

"...By the way, Captain, is this a Parker pen made by a Yankee?"

Kong Jie, who was enjoying the flattery, smiled and nodded.

When it comes to deceiving people, such as Li Datou and others, Commander Kong is indeed full of confidence.

Shi Dahu continued: "Commander, I have to say that this American Parker pen is indeed good, but it is rare and expensive. This kind of pen is too common here, even in a resource-scarce unit like our Eighth Route Army. , many cadres can also use it.”

"My logistics department does have a German brand Montblanc pen."

"Anyway, we don't have much culture. It's useless to hold it in our hands, and it will only gather dust in the warehouse. I will send you the pen tomorrow."

Kong Jie said unexpectedly: "Do you really have German brand pens?"

"Captain, how dare I lie to you?"

"That's good. Okay, you can bring me the pen later." Kong Jie said.

Shi Dahu nodded, but his face showed some embarrassment.

Kong Jie asked: "What's wrong?"

Shi Dahu slapped his forehead and blamed himself: "Captain, I'm really sorry. I suddenly remembered that I originally promised to give that Montblanc pen to the First Battalion Commander, but accidentally forgot it, but Look at this, here I am..."

Kong Jie said: "Forget it, since the first battalion commander has taken a fancy to it in advance, then I don't want it."

"No, Captain, this matter is actually easy to solve.

Look, isn't there a ready-made pen on this table?

Anyway, they are all pens. If I give this Parker pen, which you, the regiment commander, have used, to the first battalion commander, the first battalion commander will definitely be happier.

The battalion commander would definitely be happy to give that German brand pen to the regimental commander for your use. "

With that said, Shi Dahu easily picked up the Parker pen on the table and put it into his pocket.

"Captain, don't worry, I am definitely interested in this strategic deception bureau matter. Isn't it just deceiving the little devils and puppet troops? It's easy!"

"In my eyes, all the Japanese and puppet soldiers are as stupid as pigs."

"There are a few comrades in the logistics department who have been working with me, and everyone is familiar with them. If the Strategic Deception Bureau can add them to the team, I will be able to complete the task better."

During the crackling conversation, Kong Jie really didn't notice that Shi Dahu was still a talkative person.

Kong Jie nodded to Shi Dahu's request.

To do this, you must have a team you are familiar with.

"Yes, thank you very much, Captain. Captain, I will go and prepare first."

"Go!"

"Yes, goodbye, leader!"

Shi Dahu responded, turned around and left, walking very quickly. As soon as he opened the curtain, a voice of realization came from behind him: "Stop!"

Shi Dahu's body stiffened.

Kong Jie, who had come back to his senses, couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Well, you Shi Dahu, you kept asking questions like this. Before I could even react, you kid took away my pen in a trick." ?”

Shi Dahu turned his head, with a smile on his face, took out the pen from his pocket and put it on the table, saying:

"Captain, how about I say that only you can fool others and no one can fool you? It would be too difficult for me to fool you into getting this pen."

Kong Jie: "..."

"You kid, don't be humble. If I didn't keep my wits about me, I would be fooled by you."

Having said that, Kong Jie had really seen Shi Dahu's ability to deceive.

He is also increasingly satisfied with the choice of the director of the Strategic Deception Bureau.

This guy is truly an outstanding representative of the scammer world!

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