If you really have nothing else to do, just find a dwarf and celebrate his birthday!
Anyway, because he has to find reasons to drink, the average dwarf next to the dwarf king probably celebrates dozens of birthdays every year.
Since the founding of the Hilly Principality, except for the mechanical race, it has rarely cooperated with other creatures. This is the first time with humans. Of course, it must be celebrated!
The commotion outside was getting louder and the alcohol addiction was getting worse. The dwarf king became more and more unable to sit still. He took Yicheng's arm and said, "Brother Yi, let's go have a drink. Let me tell you, although we dwarfs don't know how to cook delicious food, , but the fruit wine brewed is excellent, and the taste will become more mellow after being stored in the cellar. You will definitely like it!"
Pulled by the dwarf king, Yicheng walked towards the door and saw that the originally empty square was filled with half the square filled with dwarves carrying wine jars that were heavier than their bodies.
The dwarves cheered happily. When they were refining weapons and drinking wine, it was the happiest time in their lives!
There are also dwarves carrying huge trays filled with simple ingredients. They set up a huge fire in the center of the square and used it as a forged barbecue. Large pieces of meat were placed on the grill. The flames rose and the aroma of meat filled the entire place. square!
"When you come to the Hilly Principality, just stay here for a few more days and experience the customs and customs of our Hilly Principality. It is definitely different from you humans!"
The first dwarf Yicheng met, the patrol captain, greeted Yicheng and Youyou warmly while they were having a barbecue.
Like the dwarves, Yicheng and Youyou were pulled by the dwarf king to sit beside the fire. There were no seats, benches, or dining tables for eating.
Everyone sat on the ground around the fire. There was no superior or inferior. They all had the same status, ate the same food, and drank the same wine.
This kind of picture of equal coexistence will not appear in the human kingdom, with the rules and etiquette established by various nobles and those who please the nobles.
Let the nobles feel at ease, and in the name of etiquette, place their positions high and place the ingredients in front of them well!
The human paradise that Yicheng wants to build is that the dwarves do not have to show differences in status for any reason like they are now!
While he was happy that there could be such a scene of harmonious coexistence in a simple universe, Yicheng was also enriched by the lively atmosphere of the dwarves.
Open the mud seal at the mouth of the wine jar. The fruity aroma carries the spicy aroma of wine, filling the air. Pour yourself a large bowl.
Yicheng picked up the wine glass and raised it to the dwarves who were waiting for him. "I like your living atmosphere. I hope that one day, humans can live like you!"
Dwarves don't have such complicated thoughts and so many feelings. To them, drinking means drinking, and drinking means knocking the person you like down!
"If you like it, just keep getting drunk. Let's drink and see who falls down first!" The dwarf king said loudly, holding up the wine glass.
"Hahaha, Lord of the Kingdom, you must drink down. You always have trouble drinking. This time we have guests coming, so don't embarrass us!"
When the surrounding dwarves heard the lord's heroic words, they attacked him unceremoniously, not sparing any face for their lord.
The dwarf king has obviously been accustomed to this kind of relationship. The king is just an identity. Except when he does not need to act as the king, then all their dwarves are brothers and sisters!
"Bah, you said I can't drink well. Is the name of my hilly bartender in vain? Every time I drink, you all work together to get me drunk. It won't work this time. There are guests coming. Do you know who your target is!"
Seeing the dwarves making noise, the dwarf king made the dwarves target him with just a few words. Yicheng did not give up at all.
"Who is afraid of whom? Let's see today. Who can knock who down first? Let's make a deal first. Don't give in!"
After saying that, he picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. The line of fire went down his throat, the strong wine entered his stomach, and a fire rose up!
“Good wine!”
Even though he was not a drinker, Yicheng couldn't help but admire him.
This wine is not only fragrant, but also seems to enhance physical strength. No wonder these dwarves like drinking so much. It turns out that in addition to making them feel tipsy, for them, it can also enhance their own cultivation.
Dwarves are all people who cultivate physical strength. Forging requires continuous swinging of a sledgehammer, which can exercise the body and enhance physical fitness. Drinking alcohol can also increase physical strength. For them, life is practice!
Good stuff, good for any living thing!
Youyou took the barbecue that Yi Cheng handed her, picked up the wine glass that was bigger than her face, took a sip, and her face turned red.
Licking her tongue, she said, "It's so spicy!" and put down the wine glass. Although the cider was delicious, Youyou didn't like it!
After pouring his own wine to Yicheng, Youyou took out a small glass jar from his arms and lightly sprinkled some of his carefully prepared seasoning on his barbecue.
Passing the roasted meat that he had processed twice to Yicheng, he whispered softly: "Yicheng, you can eat this roasted meat, this is the spice I prepared!"
Just as Yicheng took the barbecue from Youyou, the dwarf king heard the conversation between Youyou and Yicheng, as if Yicheng once said that those candies were made by Youyou.
Just when Youyou was sprinkling spices on the barbecue, the dwarf king also noticed it and handed the barbecue he took a bite to in front of Youyou.
"What good stuff is that? Give me some too and let me have a taste!"
Youyou's small glass jars were gently shaken on the barbecue handed over by the dwarf king, and the spices fell evenly on the barbecue.
The dwarf king put the barbecue into his mouth with great expectation. After taking a bite, his eyes became extremely bright.
He cheered loudly, "It's delicious, the meat has a complex flavor, as if cumin and pepper are evaporating in the mouth!"
When the dwarves heard the king's cheers, they stood up one after another, approached Youyou, and handed the barbecue in their hands to Youyou.
Staring at the small glass jar in Youyou's hand with longing eyes, she asked Youyou to give them some too!
Seeing that the dwarves liked the spices they made, Youyou was very happy and took out a few jars of other spices from her arms.
"You welcome me and Yicheng as our guests. Let's share the good things together. This is what I prepared before. Share it with you and let's enjoy it together!"
Youyou was so generous, so Yicheng rubbed her head and said, "Youyou is awesome, yes, let's share the good things together!"
The dwarves took the spices from Youyou's hand and shared them with each other. The seasoned barbecue was put into their mouths, and the aroma became even stronger!
The atmosphere in the square was pushed to a climax. The dwarves drank a few sips of wine, threatened the fire and danced.
Yicheng felt some excitement in Youyou behind him, patted Youyou's hand and said: "Youyou, if you don't like drinking, just go play with them!"
"Okay!" Happy stood up, ran into the dancing dwarves, held hands with the dwarves, and started dancing!
After the dwarf king waited for Youyou to leave, he sat down in Youyou's original seat, pulled Yicheng's shoulders, and said loudly: "Your mother-in-law went to play, let's drink. I like you very much as a human, and as a friend, we dwarves It’s settled!”
"Okay, let's drink. Let's see today whether you, the hilly wine tyrant, or I, the Weilan wine tyrant, are better!"
The surrounding atmosphere made Yicheng completely let go. He picked up the wine glass, held each other's shoulders with the dwarf king, and drank heavily!
After drinking one glass of fruit wine after another, Yicheng gradually started to feel tipsy, with a hint of confusion in his eyes. The cheers and songs around him made Yicheng more and more intoxicated.
The wine jar next to him was bottomed out, and someone replaced it with a full jar. Seeing how good Yicheng was at drinking, the dwarves joined in one after another.
More and more dwarves gathered around, and the dancing flames reflected everyone's happy faces, from dawn to dusk, and then to slightly brighter days.
The non-stop carnival lasted for who knows how long, until when Yicheng picked up the wine glass, there was no longer a dwarf standing around him.
Yi Chengcai discovered that all these "strong-mouthed kings" had been beaten down by him!
"Drink, raise your glass, you can't do this!"
Lying on the ground, the dwarf king heard Yicheng's shouting, raised a hand and shook it, "I'm convinced, I'm convinced, you are the boss, I can't do it anymore, let's continue another day!"
The raised hand fell weakly to the ground. The constant snoring around him and the quiet environment made Yicheng wake up a little.
He looked down at Youyou, who was sleeping soundly on his knees, with a happy smile. This atmosphere was really wonderful!
Picking up Youyou, Yicheng walked to the room prepared by the dwarves for them. He put Youyou on the bed and closed the doors and windows. Yicheng couldn't help but feel sleepy after drinking.
He also fell into a deep sleep!
It was dawn outside, and Youyou felt something pressing on her chest and woke up.
Feeling her breasts being wrapped by big hands, Youyou opened her eyes fiercely. Just as she was about to scream, she saw Yicheng sleeping next to her.
His face suddenly turned red, he quickly closed his eyes, pretended that he was still asleep, and let Yicheng's hands press on him!
I thought of what my fellow seniors said, if a man and a woman sleep together, they are together, and they will be partners from now on!
From now on, she will be a Yi Cheng!
When Yicheng woke up, he squeezed the thing in his hand. It was so soft!
What I smell in my nose is so delicious!
Opening his eyes, he saw Youyou in his arms. Thinking of what he did last night, Yicheng saw that Youyou hadn't woken up yet.
He carefully retracted his arm, imitating the iron eyes, and scratched his head. How could he accidentally fall asleep?
After recalling the softness in his hands just now, Yi Cheng grabbed the air with some unfinished thoughts. Youyou's figure was so promising!
so big!
Youyou, who pretended to be asleep, felt that Yicheng had woken up from alcohol. After his palm left her body, she slowly opened her eyes.
I happened to see Yicheng grabbing the air with his hands, and I guessed what Yicheng was thinking. His face turned red and he retracted his head into the bed, not daring to look at Yicheng!
Patting Youyou who was shrinking into bed, Yicheng whispered: "Youyou, you're awake. Don't worry, I will be responsible for you!"
He stretched out a slit in the quilt, looked at Yicheng through the gap in the quilt, and said, "I want to tell my master!"
