Bringing the Forbidden Forest home? What's the meaning?
"Come and try my tea. Harry and Ron both like rock biscuits."
Hu Xiuwu was still thinking about the meaning of Hagrid's last sentence, when a cup of black tea was poured into his face, and the hot tea in the cup almost spilled out.
After Hu Xiuwu thanked him and took the tea cup, Hagrid enthusiastically handed over a piece of cake the size of an ordinary sea bowl.
Sniff~sniff.
Holding the cake in hand, Hu Xiuwu smelled the cake in his hand. The appearance of the rock cake looked like a small cake with raisins sprinkled on it, but the weight of the cake was too wrong, too heavy on the hand.
I closed my eyes and weighed it in my hands, thinking that what I was holding was a brick brushed with butter.
Don't think it's some dark cuisine.
Hu Xiuwu felt uneasy because he had heard about the British cuisine before he came. Three classic British dishes, French fries, mashed potatoes, and potato pancakes.
He took a tentative bite, Kaku!
There was a sound of wood breaking from Hu Xiuwu's mouth, like wood falling into a wood chipper. The big hound Yaya on the side was stunned, and the saliva from the corner of his mouth flowed to the ground.
Yaya usually uses rock cakes as teething sticks, but this is the first time he has seen someone chew rock cakes into pieces like Hagrid.
Could it be that Hagrid changed the way of making it? Yaya lowered his head and sniffed the rock cake next to the food basin.
Liar dog, this is obviously still the same as before.
Yaya pulled the rock cake aside in disappointment, buried his head in the food bowl, and chewed on his own cock.
Sure, this is a monster just like Hagrid.
Hu Xiuwu, who has achieved great success in practicing the "Huang Ting Sutra", has an amazing physical strength, which is almost comparable to Quanzhen disciples who practice Quanzhen Longmen Mental Technique.
It's just a dessert as hard as a rock. If necessary, he can even break rocks, and his teeth can also be used as his weapons.
"Hmm~"
Licking off the biscuit crumbs stuck to his lips, Hu Xiuwu tasted the taste in his mouth. As a veteran gourmet, he commented:
“It’s okay. It tastes good and crunchy. It feels like eating an apple. It’s just a little sweet and there’s a little too much sugar. But the raisins are enough. I just eat too much and my mouth feels a little dry. But it’s just right with tea.” , overall it’s pretty good.”
Hagrid was very happy that someone could appreciate his cooking skills. He pushed the bowl filled with cakes to Hu Xiuwu and asked him to eat more.
It's been a long time since anyone could taste desserts with him. Food must be shared to taste. Hot pot is the most sharing, lively and most loved hotpot in the world.
Tasting food and chatting with others, you didn't feel that time passed slowly. When chatting, Hagrid took out his treasured Mrs. Rosmerta's secret honey wine and drank it with Hu Xiuwu.
Hagrid is kind and simple, but this does not prevent him from being able to blow a wizard's head off with one punch. He is a hybrid giant, born with a strong body and extremely strong magic resistance. Many magics have no effect on him, even if he is as big as a car. Even the Acromantula couldn't break free from his embrace.
But the powerful hybrid giant still lost to the righteous people who practiced the "Huang Ting Jing".
After downing a few bottles of mead, emptying a bowl of rock cake, and two pieces of barbecue, Hagrid got drunk first. Once drunk, Hagrid couldn't close his big mouth.
Pulling Hu Xiuwu along, he told over and over again all kinds of strange stories that happened after Harry Potter entered school in the past few years.
Harry Potter and the Norwegian Spinosaurus, Harry Potter and the Basilisk, and then Harry Potter and the Dementors.
After hearing Hagrid repeat it several times, Hu Xiuwu felt that he could pretend to be a student who went to school here a few years ago.
Bang!
The wooden door was pushed open from the outside, and Hu Xiuwu and Hagrid looked towards the door.
"Hey! Smith, your friend is here to see you. Do you want to come too?"
Hagrid was so drunk that his face looked like a hairy strawberry. He held up his wine glass and shouted to Deng Youfu at the door. The hand around Hu Xiuwu's shoulders slapped Hu Xiuwu's back and made a few muffled sounds. It's like hitting solid wood with a sledgehammer.
The drunk man's attack was neither gentle nor heavy. Deng Youfu's eyes twitched when he saw these heavy blows. Without asking Uncle Liu Kunsheng to get on top of him, he received two heavy hammers from the hybrid giant and had to break off. Two bones are not allowed.
Hagrid usually didn't know the importance of things, but Hu Xiuwu could eat the rock cake and drink with him, so he subconsciously thought that Hu Xiuwu was a giant cub like him, so he didn't have a sense of proportion.
Hu Xiuwu was unmoved and didn't take him seriously at all. He even greeted Deng Youfu warmly: "Brother Deng, long time no see."
Deng Youfu hadn't seen Hu Xiuwu for several years, so he hesitated for a moment before confirming Hu Xiuwu's identity: "Are you Hu Aiyou's younger brother, Hu Xiuwu?"
Deng Youfu knocked the dust off his body, kicked off the dirt on his boots, and took off his leather jacket, revealing the neat shirt underneath and the backpack Deng Youfu was carrying. His tone contained a sense of joy of meeting relatives in a foreign land:
"How did you come?"
Hu Xiuwu made a long story short: "The Goblet of Fire Tournament has restarted, Tianshi Mansion has become a participant, and I will follow Tianshi here."
"Goblet of Fire,"
Deng Youfu was not surprised by this incident. Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic had been preparing for the competition for a long time. He had lived in Hogwarts for a long time, how could he not know any news.
"I really didn't expect that this time the Goblet of Fire would invite people from China."
"So Tongtong attaches great importance to it. Bi Youlong, who has Tongtong everywhere, personally leads the team to prevent any mistakes."
Hu Xiuwu nodded in agreement and asked curiously,
"Brother Deng, what are you doing at Hogwarts?"
"What do I want to do?" Deng Youfu repeated, and he sat down next to Hu Xiuwu. After many days of arduous research, he looked a little tired and said firmly,
"I want to bring this forbidden forest that can accommodate hundreds of thousands of monsters back home!"
Hu Xiuwu had already heard Hagrid mention this, but he was puzzled: "This Forbidden Forest is indeed wonderful, but the terrain is flat and there are no hidden dragon veins. It can be used as a bright hall, but it is not a treasure place with excellent Feng Shui. , Why does Brother Deng attach so much importance to this?"
"It is because it is not a geomantic treasure land or a mysterious cave that I am interested in it. Such an ordinary place can be the birthplace of a forbidden forest that contains all kinds of magnificent and magical things."
Bang! Hagrid, who was already drunk, couldn't hold on anymore and fell to the ground. The whole wooden house shook, and the roof was covered with dust.
Hagrid fell to the ground and fell asleep. He was Deng Youfu's roommate after all, and Deng Youfu couldn't just put him on the ground like this.
Deng Youfu picked up the half-ton Hagrid with one hand and threw it on his bed. The wooden bed suddenly suffered a heavy load and sank, making a frightening creaking sound as if it was on the verge of disintegration. , but finally managed to survive.
This was not the first time he was drunk. Deng Youfu knew that Hagrid's bed would not be weak.
Deng Youfu returned to the small tea table. He had not met anyone from his hometown for a long time. His interest in talking also increased. When chatting with those foreigners, they could not understand Deng Youfu's thoughts at all. He continued to talk to Hu Xiuwu with great interest. road:
"As you know, there has been no new immortal family in the Northeast for nearly a hundred years. The second master Hui who initiated the spirit more than a hundred years ago is already the youngest immortal family."
"With the advancement of industrialization, there are fewer and fewer forests, and there are fewer and fewer animals that can unlock spiritual intelligence. Since I was a child, I have sworn that we must return the Northeast to the past time, with lark running around in the forest and harmony between humans and elves. Get along with each other and achieve the state of harmonious coexistence of all things as mentioned by the shamans and sages.”
"If I can find the secret here, I can re-establish a spiritual place in Changbai Mountain that belongs to the Northeast and is a place where all things come together."
Hu Xiuwu asked tentatively: "Uncle Liu?"
Like a spell, after Hu Xiuwu finished reciting, one of Deng Youfu's eyes instantly turned into a scarlet snake pupil, and the right half of his mouth also grinned to his ear and turned into a snake kiss:
"What's going on? Boy, there's something wrong with you!"
Hu Xiuwu said as expected: "It's okay, I'll just say that no matter how generous Dumbledore is, he will not easily agree to let people study his own secrets."
Sure enough, the strength of Deng Youfu behind Liu Kunsheng was comparable to that of Dumbledore and the Heavenly Master, and Liu Kunsheng was not a gentle and kind person. His temper was like a blizzard on Changbai Mountain.
It's not that easy to be nice after offending such a person. According to Hagrid's introduction, Hogwarts is in a troubled state. Naturally, Dumbledore doesn't want to cause more trouble. As long as Deng Youfu doesn't disturb the students, he won't It's up to him to destroy the environment of the Forbidden Forest.
Deng Youfu unzipped his backpack. His bag was full of various specimens, as well as several volumes of notes he had made, and he enthusiastically told Hu Xiuwu his findings.
Hu Xiuwu listened quietly. After Deng Youfu finally finished speaking, he asked about his guess:
"Brother Deng, did something happen in Changbai Fairy Township?"
