I just opened the WeChat group and suddenly a lot of messages appeared.
"Why is there no news from the group leader again?"
"The group leader is lying. I have been to the Tiger Cave in Xiangu Mountain in Wuxue. I actually saw the apple pattern on the stone wall, but there was nothing inside the stone."
"Master, come out and play monkey!"
Su Yi immediately changed the WeChat group to the Su Mengde Usurper Group, but the group nickname did not change, it was still Sister-in-Law I Want to Sleep.
Send out messages and announcements as quickly as possible.
"The former time traveler was hanged by Zeng Guofan. After he died, I traveled through his body and came back to life..."
Su Yi explained what happened in detail, and there was no need to hide anything here.
Suddenly the group exploded.
"Awesome, change the script."
"This script is awesome, double-layer time travel."
"Mom, your son is going to be successful. He will kill him if he plays a high-level script on WeChat."
Of course no one would believe it, and no one would believe that someone really traveled through time. But it doesn’t matter, they will play this immersive time-travel game very seriously. You can't stay in this group without a little bit of neurosis.
Su Yi said: "I can't survive in the Hunan Army Group. The murder of the former time traveler is full of conspiracies. I can't survive in the Manchu Group either. I have become a disgrace to the banner people and become notorious. I also committed the crime of deceiving the emperor. The emperor hated me so much that he hated me so much that he issued an imperial edict to demote me to a bannerman and never use it again! I want to return to the center of power in the shortest possible time. What should I do? "
Jiannan Shaochun: "Hey, the group leader has changed his style. He used to be a mediocre person, but now he is a motivated person."
Su Yi said: "Don't joke, be serious."
Only 30 seconds: "This is troublesome. The emperor has said that he will never use it again. Once Chrysostom opens his mouth, you will have no hope in this life."
"Note that the emperor's decree is to never use it again, not never to use it."
"Aren't they all the same?"
Su Yi said: "Everyone, please be serious. I am taking sperm from you very seriously. This is a serious imperial meeting. Please express your opinions."
"This group, with its wise men and women like the clouds, and its wise men like the rain, will definitely have the best way for me to return to the center of power and rise again."
This group is undoubtedly Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Su Yi, the king of soldiers, is absolutely genuine.
There are 199 people in this group. Currently, there are about 15 doctors and 29 masters who have revealed their identities.
Doctor of Gynecology, Doctor of Male Reproduction, Doctor of Chemistry, Doctor of Physics, Doctor of Veterinary Medicine, Doctor of Mechanical Engineering, Doctor of Finance, Doctor of Fine Arts, Master of Diplomacy, etc.
There is also a doctor with a doctorate in weapons systems and engineering, but when he was asked to show his academic certificate, he was secretive, saying that the workplace was sensitive and it was not convenient to show his certificate, so he was treated as bragging. In addition, most of them are ordinary people. There are a few online writers, a group of serious game addicts, and a few who claim to be in northern Myanmar, and a large group of otakus.
When will you return? "Group leader, what advantages do you have now?"
This is the most important person in the group, he is online almost all the time, and he is also one of the administrators. Even half of the academic experts in the group were brought in by him.
When will you return? According to his own statement, he has a master's degree in ancient literature, a master's degree in psychology, and a doctorate in history, but he has not shown the certificate.
"Advantage?" Su Yi said: "Handsome, very handsome, super handsome."
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
"Everyone in the group is Yanzu. This is not an advantage. Let's talk about other advantages."
Su Yi said: "Eight inches."
"Me too."
"Me too."
Jiannan Shaochun: "I'm one foot tall."
Only 30 seconds: "I'm two inches."
The group was stunned and couldn't tell whether the 30 seconds was being honest or self-deprecating.
But the next piece of news immediately exploded.
When will the administrator return: "I'm eight inches negative."
Suddenly the group fell silent, deathly silent.
The administrator is usually very serious, and his WeChat ID shows that he is male.
After a while, Jiannan Saochun sent a message: "I would like to ask, can I take a look at your negative eight inches?"
Only 30 seconds: "Girl, I want to be convex and concave, I'm fast."
The negative one replied: "I'm sorry, I'm Ao Wa, I'm Lu Ren."
When the administrator returned, she changed her name to Negative Bamei and changed her gender to female.
She is not an old sister-in-law: "Haha, what a coincidence, I am born in a mountainous area. We have a chance to play together. The four of us will go together, but we can each play our own thing!"
Damn it, group chat is a cancer. It goes off topic at every turn. If it doesn’t last more than ten sentences, it gets irritated and goes down the third road.
Su Yi said: "Be serious, this is about my life and fortune, and I don't have much time left. There are still five or six years before Xinyou's coup. I must become a powerful minister within this time, and then kill Sushun and others." , let Lan'er listen to politics behind the curtain, and I became her adulterer and number one official."
"Group leader, are you rebelling and usurping the throne?"
Su Yi said: "Of course, wear it clean and don't rebel. Use an electric drill set in the chrysanthemum to drill it specifically on her body."
"Group leader, that must be the Poison Dragon Diamond."
"Don't distort the topic." Su Yi said: "Her ambitions are growing in the palace. This time I escaped from the battle and became a bannerman's shame. Not only did I deceive the emperor, but I also made her suffer. She is very disappointed in me at this time. My feelings are declining rapidly, I have to heat it up quickly, because there is no hope when it is completely cold."
"Yes, when women become stronger, men had better become stronger, otherwise they will be kicked away. Fu Seoul is divorced, Papi Jiang is divorced, Reba and I also broke up."
Negative Bamei: "The group leader answered seriously, what is your biggest advantage now?"
Su Yi said: "I am super famous. I escaped from the battle, I am an incompetent waste, I am a devil in lust, and I am famous in the capital. Of course, I also have an auspicious name. I came back from the dead as auspicious. My sister-in-law spent money to spread it."
Su Yi added: "In addition, I traveled to the previous time traveler, and it seems to have a superimposed effect. The strength is doubled, the energy is doubled, the sensitivity is doubled, and the endurance is doubled. This is my biggest honor guard and surprise. I am now I don’t even know how awesome I am.”
Negative Bamei: "People in the Qing Dynasty were very superstitious, weren't they?"
"Of course, needless to say? It's very superstitious and ignorant."
"More than just ignorance, they are simply ignorant. They believe in the White Lotus Sect, and when they were fighting against the British and French forces, they thought of using black dog blood to break the spell."
Negative Bamei: "Group leader, can you shoot arrows?"
Su Yi said: "First class, super first class."
This is not bragging. When he was in the army, his marksmanship was excellent. After he was discharged from the army, he enjoyed playing bow and arrow, playing Qingzhong bow, Yinglong bow, and horseback archery.
"Group leader, on what basis do you say your strength is doubled?"
Su Yi said: "I am a soldier, and I am a relatively strong person who performs secret missions."
"Damn, those group leaders are really super strong."
"Can the leader of the group ride a horse?"
"I know how to ride. When I was on a mission in the southwest, I needed to ride a horse, but it was all on mountain roads, and it was a pony, so it wasn't really a riding skill. But now I have very strong mental and acuity, so I should be able to train in a short time. very good."
Negative Bamei: "Group leader, I seem to have found a way to quickly return you to the center of power."
Su Yi said: "I probably know your method."
Jiannan Saochun: "You two are sleeping like a dragon and a phoenix, and you have a perfect understanding."
"Don't use this word, it's already ruined." Zing Ba Cun said: "The method I formulated is called God Creation."
"The reputation of the group leader has become extremely dark, and he has been ordered by the emperor not to hire him again, so if he wants to regain his power, he needs to use his ultimate move!"
"You are famous in the capital. Even if you have a bad reputation, it is still a reputation. Then further amplify this reputation. First, it will be extremely dark, and then it will be reversed and whitewashed in an instant. The joke will turn into a myth!"
"The first step is to use the aftermath of the auspicious name to let your sister-in-law spend money to publicize that the reason why you came back from the dead is because the Wenqu Star and Wuqu Star from the sky came to earth to save the Qing Dynasty."
"No one believes this."
"This is so childish, it sounds a bit ridiculous."
"It just needs to be ridiculous. How can rumors spread that are not ridiculous? How can the future be turned into a myth in an instant if it is not ridiculous?"
"Anyway, this is not what the group leader said himself, it was spread outside."
Negative Bamei said: "Let your sister-in-law spend money to build momentum, no matter whether others believe it or not, and don't care if others laugh at you, just to spread it throughout the capital and let the emperor hear it, even if everyone doesn't believe it and laugh at you for your whims and daydreams, it's okay I will pay attention to you, the traffic is booming, black and red are also red."
"The second step, you should be in 1855 now. This year happens to be the civil and military examinations. The interval is less than a month. You participated in the civil and military examinations at the same time and won the first place at the same time!"
"Winning the civil and military examinations at the same time, winning two awards, is unprecedented, absolutely surprising, and absolutely auspicious!"
"This has completely proven that the arrival of the civil and military stars is no longer a ridiculous rumor, but a real miracle!"
"Of course, the emperor and the court cannot talk like this. You must always emphasize that these are your true levels. The reason why you were notorious before was entirely due to Zeng Guofan's suppression and frame-up."
"Since the founding of the Qing Dynasty, even the previous dynasty has never seen anyone win both the civil and military examinations. It is absolutely eye-catching. The emperor will not be able to do it without you."
"You have successfully returned to the center of power. Not only will your official position be restored, you will also be reused."
This plan is almost the same as what Su Yi thought.
Everyone stayed for a while and expressed their praise.
"This seems to be really possible."
"Awesome, if I were the emperor, I wouldn't be able to find a reason to refuse."
Negative Bamei said: "Group leader, are you qualified to take part in the provincial examination?"
Su Yi said: "Yes, my sister-in-law spent money and donated me a Gongsheng student from the Imperial College, who was already qualified for the civil examination. A few years ago, the time traveler donated another Wugong student to take the martial arts exam, but that time If you fail the exam, count down.”
Someone said: "Take the Chinese and martial arts examinations at the same time, or even win both, is really explosive and unprecedented. But you can't take the liberal arts and martial arts examinations at the same time. There is no precedent at all."
Negative Bamei: "If you're not knowledgeable, just read more books. Just because there's no precedent doesn't mean it's impossible!"
"Kangxi once issued an edict that in this way everyone can develop their knowledge and gain true talents in both civil and military fields."
"So it can be cross-examined in civil and military examinations, and it also belongs to the ancestral method of the Qing Dynasty."
"It's just that no one has been able to do it for hundreds of years. If the group leader can succeed, it will be the first time in history and it will be truly auspicious."
"The Han people have not done it for hundreds of years, but the group leader, a bannerman, has done it. Now all the Eight Banners are useless, and thousands of horses are silent. Only the group leader is as bright as a star, guaranteed to shock the Eight Banners, and instantly go from the shame of the Eight Banners to the Eight Banners' shameless Go to glory!”
Su Yi quickly said: "I am a Han, I am a Han!"
Next, everyone began to imagine how beautiful and awesome the protagonist would be by then.
One person said quietly: "You guys have a lot of fun, but the imperial examination in the Qing Dynasty was very difficult, and the Shuntian Prefecture examination area was even more of a death group. Has the leader of the group ever passed the Eight-Part Part Literature? The imperial examination is so close, is it still too late to study hard?"
Negative Bamei: "Studying? You're still reading shit. I went to find out who ranked first in the civil and military examinations of Shuntian Prefecture. The group leader went to kill them. Then I found their examination paper and sent it to the group leader. I knew it by heart. If you just go into the examination room and copy it, you will be ranked first."
Everyone was shocked and expressed that the eighth sister was awesome!
"As for martial arts, the group leader is a first-class archer, and his strength and energy are doubled. He was a first-class soldier before he traveled through time. He should be able to do it in the examination room!"
"As for the martial arts examination literary test, the most direct way is to find the test paper of the top student in the martial arts examination and ask the group leader to memorize it. Of course, the essays for the military examination literary examination are basically poorly written. I will look up the questions and ensure that they are written well. Ten times the strategy will come out.”
"In short, this plan is very reliable, simple and crude, and absolutely effective! Just ask the group leader if it works? Do you want to adopt it?"
"But Master, after you traveled through time, have you tried archery, volley shooting, heavy sword dancing, or stone lock lifting? Have you confirmed your level?"
"In the martial arts competitions of the Qing Dynasty, if you want to go to high school, you have to shoot a twelve-power bow, dance a 120-jin sword, and lift a 300-jin stone lock!"
Su Yi said: "I just feel like I'm becoming awesome, but I haven't really tried it yet!"
Negative Bamei: "I've never tried it before, so what you said makes me so excited!"
"Hurry up and try it! Tell me when you're done,"
"If you don't have this level, don't play with this plan. Just stay here and don't think about making a difference in a short time."
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