My name is Illya,
I'm fooling Jin Shining.
156:34:01
【Hahahahahaha——】
'Smile, smile, just know how to laugh. Isn't it enough after you've laughed? '
[I'm sorry, but it's so funny, hahaha——]
Ever since I accidentally admitted my identity despite the pressure yesterday, the stupid system has popped up from time to time and made various ups and downs of laughter, especially when I interacted with my wife.
"Illya~ The meal is ready~ Help me clear the table~" "Okay——"
Due to the start of the Holy Grail War, all maids have been sent back to Germany. All chores in the castle have been taken care of by Irisviel, such as cooking and cleaning. Although Saber Lily can help, she has been practicing as a king instead. As a bride, she would only become more and more helpful, while Lin Hao was paralyzed and useless.
So as a daughter, I had to take care of the half-paralyzed Yu (zi) Lord (ji).
【Wow ha ha ha ha! 】
That's enough. The laugh point of this stupid system is too low. Even if I take the time to transform into a spirit body and return to the source to beat it hard, it doesn't get any higher.
Why is the 'future' heroic spirit regarded as a daughter by the 'current' wife? There is no 'future' in this world yet. 'I don't know how many times I have complained about this.
【...Irisviel is indeed Illyasviel's mother. 】
'What do you mean right! Ilya is obviously only eight years old now, and she is still tossing emeralds and ambers in Germany! '
[Hint: Sera and Ligelit].
It doesn't matter, maids are all the same anyway.
'And Kiritsugu didn't notice it at all? '
[I guess he was nervous just after escaping from assassin? If I get along with you for a long time, I will definitely find it. 】
'I'll keep ignoring him during the Holy Grail War to see how I find out. '
【So tsundere——】
'Shut up! '
While I was setting the table and helping Irisviel serve the dishes, Arturia kept staring with anticipation.
Although the postures are different, Artoria is indeed Artoria. The black one is very interested in fast food such as fried chicken and French fries, while the white one likes all kinds of home-cooked dishes.
But... I also want to laugh when an Englishman praises the Indian food cooked by a German.
Yes, it’s curry rice, and there are also Japanese dishes such as hamburger, miso soup, and omelette rice, but I seem to completely reject sashimi and natto.
During this time, I also discovered that if Irisviel is asked to cook a dish with a lot of steps, there will be a high probability of a dark dish. Kiritsugu may be able to eat it without changing his expression, but I don’t want Lin to suffer. What more symptoms?
"It's very delicious! Irisviel is better than the palace chef!" "Oh, no way."
Did the British's poor taste in food begin with their king? !
At the dinner table, Saber routinely compliments his wife on her cooking skills. Although she is not the original blue Saber, she still gets along very well with her. Compared to a knight and a princess, they are now more like two princesses.
As a daughter, of course, I cannot interrupt casually when my mother is chatting with my best friend and aunt. I take care of Lin Hao's meals out of boredom, and occasionally wear the wrong vest and eat the food myself... If I keep going like this, I will become very smart! It would be better if some enemy comes and knocks her unconscious.
"Caster, is it delicious?" "No, heroic spirits don't need to eat, they will directly turn into magic power."
After I accidentally ate it, my wife looked weird, so I had to improvise.
"caster..." "Okay, I'll take another bite."
Who directed this scene~in this lonely role~
【Hahaha...I can't do it anymore——hahahahahaha——】
Laugh, laugh, I’ve memorized all the times, and I’ll look for opportunities to learn Qi Li’s Bajiquan before calculating the total.
'Tips sister? It's almost nightfall, how are the other Masters doing? '
[Tip: Emiya Kiritsugu begins to sneak into the Tohsaka residence. 】
Oh, I went to save Maiya. I don’t know what happened to the surprise Ryunosuke prepared for him.
[Reminder: Tokiomi Tosaka, Kirei Kotomine, and Ryunosuke Ubui broke into the Hyatt Hotel, and the opponent was waiting for them. 】
Oh, your Majesty is marching in person——
[Tip: Gilgamesh arrives at the main entrance of Einzbern Castle. 】
Hmm...huh?
Boom!
The defensive barrier of Einzbern Castle suddenly suffered a huge impact, and the resulting magic feedback made Irisviel cover her head in pain, and I just happened to switch to Lin Hao's side with double-opening, and the magic circuits on my body burst into flames. He fainted from the severe pain.
Tsk... Quickly switch back to Illya to support the unconscious incarnation and let her lean on the back of the chair.
"Saber, please take care of my mother!" I greeted her hastily and then transformed into a spirit body and moved towards the main entrance.
In order to increase the sensitivity, these protective barriers were connected to the wife's magic circuit using a thread-like method of diagnosing the pulse. And "Lin Hao" who helped arrange the arrangements naturally did the same thing. It was okay that the barrier was directly destroyed. , if it keeps vibrating, it won't just be a coma.
[Can you defeat Gilgamesh now? 】The stupid system didn’t laugh at me this time and I thought of myself as my daughter again.
'Obviously not, he is the strongest in history. '
In short, stop him from smashing the defensive barrier first, and then think about what to do next.
156:07:11
The comparison of combat power between Jin Shining and any heroic spirit will ultimately turn into an analysis of whether or not you want to win when facing him or her.
As the "strongest" hand-picked by the author, even if occasionally a heroic spirit surpasses him in strength due to carelessness in setting, he will be strengthened casually to maintain his "I can end the Holy Grail overnight if I want to" War" setting.
Therefore, instead of having Lancelot stand on his head to control the earth, and Kiritsugu and Diarmuid cutting off/destroying all things, this is the most ancient thing that can bring out EA with a single disagreement. The king can't fight at all, right?
No, he has already taken it out! That black and red stick can spin like a barber shop sign!
He was standing on the Huizhou and waving around casually!
"Saber yo——huh?"
When I used the large silver light to gather the incarnation of the heroic spirit, Gilgamesh immediately turned around, but stopped mid-sentence as if he realized that the target was wrong.
Was he originally planning to put down his sword and become his wife? It's a shame that he can express his feelings to Saber in Lily form.
It seems like this happened yesterday morning? But I was wearing Lin Hao’s vest at that time, and now I pretend I’ve never heard it.
"The oldest king of Sumer, Gilgamesh?"
I struck first before Jin Shining could do anything else.
I wanted to point something at him, but the weapon provided by the stupid system was a cute magic wand... I just put my hands on my hips and glared at him.
The Huizhou was clearly bombarded by Saber Lily, so why did another one come out?
"Oh? You actually know my king's name, and you are quite discerning," Jin Shining pointed at the EA while saying, "So are you one of the thieves who still want to snatch the Holy Grail despite knowing that it belongs to me?"
Even if I question this now, I will be told that the treasure is beyond his scope of knowledge, so I have to find another way.
"The most ancient king would actually declare that he owns something that he knows does not belong to him?" I finally asked.
"It's ridiculous! My king's treasure—" "But it hasn't been created yet."
Alas! This sudden feeling of chills in my heart and the hair on my hair standing on end could be murderous intent!
"What you have is the [conceptual prototype] of all the treasures," I realized that Saber and his wife were about to arrive at the main entrance, so I slowed down a little: "But you also have the [latest version]."
I looked at the Huizhou at his feet: "For example, it represents the [concept] of all the treasures created by mankind's desire to fly. If you want, you can even get the most advanced fighter jets and even spaceships."
"What?" "Really?"
I saw Irisviel and Lily walking out of the castle gate from the rear view camera, and happened to hear my words. Both of them looked very surprised.
This is not my fault, it is a setting added secretly by Mushroom.
"And our 'Holy Grail War' is the ritual of making the Holy Grail, and this thing has never appeared in the world, so there is no 'prototype'" I continued: "You still have to declare that something that has not yet been made belongs to you. ?"
If he forces the future treasure to belong to him - there is nothing I can do about it.
"Ha." Gilgamesh pondered for a moment, seeming to be checking his treasure house, then stretched out his hand and took out an... Apple 7 from the Gate of Babylon.
This is too much anyway! Even though Sumerians all used tablets to record events, they are not the same thing as tablets!
Jin Shining scratched the tablet a few times, then threw it back as if waking up from a dream, and stared at me: "You have the honor of letting me remember your name, ghost."
[You have my attention, woman. 】The stupid system actually dubbed the voice and then took notes.
"My name is Illyasviel von Einzbern," I thought about Jin Shining's character, and it would be okay to exaggerate: "The savior of fate, the restorer of human nature, never abandons, Never give up, I am the [King of the End]!"
"..." "..." "..."
Successfully held the audience.
[Wow, Alaya, you use too many memes, right? 】
'Cut the nonsense, I don't want to be called a bastard. '
[Tip: Gilgamesh activates the 'Omniscient and Omnipotent Star' to try to view your information, give me a chance? 】
'Stupid system, do you qualify me? Hmm...show him the settings. '
"So that's it." Gilgamesh didn't know what conclusion he came to, and his murderous intent subsided: "The act of self-sacrifice is just hypocrisy, and he still persists in it. He is really a brainless hypocrite."
Oh hypocrite, well that's okay too.
"What, do you still want to fight?" I looked at the red and black sticks that were spinning endlessly, releasing their magic power to protect the castle's boundaries.
"Until the end of time, this world will be my king's courtyard," Jin Shanshan snorted, put away the EA, and Huizhou immediately began to rise: "For the sake of you barely qualifying to be called a 'king' , I will give you the honor of defeat on a battlefield that is not bound by the outside world."
"Also, Saber, I will come back to marry you soon."
After throwing away a trash talk, the golden aircraft quickly flew away from the sky above Einzbern Castle, but I didn't dare to look back.
What a tragedy, as the saying goes, it takes ten lies to make up for one lie. This is the situation. I made up an identity on a whim. How do I explain it to my wife?
"Illya..." I felt my wife hugging me from behind: "It's okay, it's all over."
what's the situation? What was misunderstood again?
[Maybe it’s as miserable as red a? Gaia said: [It is similar to the current situation. 】
Although I still don’t know what Irisviel is thinking, but forget it, this is good. Let’s go back to take care of my master avatar and watch the battle that started elsewhere.
