Because of his vulgar and bad taste, Uncle Lan is completely annoying among the students of "Anton Feiyang Vocational and Technical College". However, these negative comments are not good for him, an old man who always likes to turn off the lights. Said it would have no impact at all.
But the problem is, Uncle Lan, an old scoundrel who has been doing evil for a long time, there will naturally be people who can't stand him, not to mention the young and energetic college students. After being unable to vent the excess hormones in their bodies on their lovers, they will naturally... Uncle Lan, an old man, has become the target of many young students. Of course, it is not allowed to "take off his pants and fencing" with Uncle Lan, and it is even more forbidden to kill him with one blow.
Therefore, on this night that should have been full of youthful excitement and sweet love among the flowers and plants, the lovers who could have hugged each other and eulogized the soul and body to their heart’s content, all held non-lethal but disgusting weapons in their hands. The weapon was "dipped in the toilet", hiding in various bushes, preparing to ambush Uncle Lan when he passed by.
Although Uncle Lan had a flashlight in his hand, he was not in a hurry to open it. Uncle Lan felt that turning on the flashlight in advance would only frighten the enemy. Only when he discovered the tryst couple and suddenly turned on the flashlight at them would the most perfect state of shock appear. .
Imagining the various reactions of couples when they are frightened, and the very possibility of being disheveled, Uncle Lan hums an off-key tune and walks towards a tree-lined path. Uncle Lan has just entered the tree-lined path. , first heard the voices of a man and a woman coming from the bushes about half a person high by the road, just enough to be heard.
Woman: "It's already at this point, do you think Lao Lantou can still come out and play nonsense?"
Man: "What are you afraid of? Let's wait for a while and listen to the noise."
Uncle Lan, who heard the sound, tilted his lips and walked towards the direction of the sound. Then as Uncle Lan continued to approach, the bush where the sound came from suddenly shook unnaturally for a while. The sound of footsteps came from it, and Uncle Lan said to himself with a smile.
"Can a pair of little house sparrows be able to fight against a thief like me~"
After saying that, Uncle Lan followed. As a result, just as Uncle Lan followed the footsteps and came to the middle of the tree-lined path, a black shadow jumped out of the bushes on the side. The panicked Uncle Lan heard , one man shouted.
"Eat my sword!"
"The best sword in China!"
"The White Emperor's Holy Sword!"
"Edward sword follow me!"
Before Uncle Lan could react, his nose and mouth were filled with a strong smell of rubber and a stench that was very familiar but could not be recalled at the moment. At this moment, another man's voice sounded.
"Let me go, didn't I ask you to lift up the toilet and get some water in the toilet?!"
As soon as the other man finished speaking, the first man replied.
"I got it."
After hearing what the first man said, the other man shouted angrily.
"Who the hell, let you soak in the water after pooping!"
"Fuck you, sir, you're smoking me to death!"
While the two of them were talking, Uncle Lan, who was rolling his eyes because of suffocation, strangely ate a shrimp in the toilet... Just when Uncle Lan was about to lose consciousness, a storm struck him. They punched and kicked him, hitting him from his hair to his toenails. When he regained consciousness, it felt as if his body had been run over by a truck. What made Uncle Lan the most incompetent and furious was that he had always been treated as a "rape catcher". "The sharp flashlight was inserted into his anus by someone unknown..."
Perhaps after suffering such humiliation, Uncle Lan's anger level was instantly full and he ignored the pain on his body. At the same time, he also knew that those who ambushed him could not still be around here. Just as Uncle Lan looked around When I was walking, I suddenly saw a light on a window on the fourth floor of the library in the distance, and there seemed to be two figures flashing past. Seeing this scene, Uncle Lan immediately put a smile on his face again, and then He took his chrysanthemum-scented flashlight and walked to the library.
The library is quiet and peaceful during the day. Those who can sit here and read seriously can naturally enjoy the fragrance of books surrounded by books. But at night, "Anton Feiyang Vocational and Technical The library of the "Academy" has been in disrepair for a long time, but it gives people an indescribable feeling of terror. From the top of the ground and walls, there is a "tick" sound like a marble falling to the ground. Due to uneven stress, the wooden bookshelf occasionally The "squeaking" sound, and the flash of light coming in when a car passes by outside the window, make people seem to see something, but also seem to see nothing. Coupled with the aging and leaking pipes in the building, It also makes the bookish smell during the day turn into a pungent musty smell at night.
Under such an environment, even an old scoundrel like Uncle Lan was a little frightened walking in the dim corridor of the reading hall. However, he finally reached the fourth floor and heard the strange breathing sounds of the imaginary man and woman. As well as the "creak" sound of the long wooden table, Uncle Lan, who was eager for revenge, endured the pain on his body and walked quickly in the direction of the sound. After searching for a while, he saw two people entangled in the long wooden table. The man and woman at the table, Uncle Lan, who had a perverted laugh, turned on the flashlight at the couple. After seeing the man's appearance clearly, Uncle Lan's face suddenly became panicked, and he stumbled.
"Lou...Lou...Principal."
To Uncle Lan's expectation, Lu Feicheng, the principal of "Anton Feiyang Vocational and Technical College", did not scold him as he imagined. On the contrary, he stabilized the female student under him and covered her with After asking her to wait for him, Lu Feicheng, who had tidied his clothes a little, called Uncle Lan into the corridor, lit a cigarette and spoke to him directly.
"I know very well what kind of person you are. Tell me, how much money will it cost you to keep your mouth shut."
Hearing Lu Feicheng's words actually made Uncle Lan calm down. After laughing a few times, Uncle Lan spoke.
"No matter how much money you give, there will always be a day when it is all spent. I, Lan Qiang, have been a coward all my life, but I have never been able to get into an official position. Otherwise..."
Before Lan Qiang could finish speaking, Lu Feicheng, who heard what he meant, glanced at him and said coldly.
"Okay, I understand what you mean, but I'm warning you, if you don't know what to say, I..."
Before Lu Feicheng could finish speaking, Lan Qiang still smiled strangely.
"It's better to be a manager here than to be nothing outside. As for whether I'm strict or not, it all depends on the position you give me, Principal Lu."
A week later, Lan Qiang, the janitor, became the school director of "Anton Feiyang Vocational and Technical College".
