The result of Li Xiaoqi asking his six wives to "rock, paper, scissors" was that after Zhang Yuer's six wives looked at each other, no matter how they punched, the gestures made by the six wives were the same. For this As a result, Li Xiaoqi was so angry that his face twitched, and then he complained.
"Are you guys here teasing me?"
As soon as Li Xiaoqi finished speaking, Yang Shuang, who had been watching the excitement, finally couldn't stand Li Xiaoqi's straight behavior and pulled him outside. After closing the door, Yang Shuang lit a cigarette. He scolded Li Xiaoqi angrily.
"I'm really confused, how did you get six wives with your brains?!"
Seeing the confused Li Xiaoqi who was being scolded by him, Yang Shuang was so angry that he smoked his cigarette till sparks came out, and then continued to speak angrily.
"Thank you for being able to figure it out. Rock, paper, scissors will determine a winner, and I'll take you home to see your mother."
"How come the one who won is your wife, but not the five who lost?"
"Do you understand what it means to a girl to go home with her beloved and meet her parents?"
"Xiaoyue and the others always make the same gestures, not to give you a hint on what you should do while stepping down."
After some "education" from Yang Shuang, Li Xiaoqi immediately rented a nanny car in despair and decided to take all his wives home to see his mother early tomorrow morning.
Since Li Xiaoqi’s cousin Fang Zhiyuan mentioned Li Xiaoqi’s current special relationship situation at a family dinner, this means that while Li Xiaoqi’s mother knew about it, his seventh aunt and eighth aunt also Got it, so after learning the time of Li Xiaoqi’s return to his hometown, early in the morning, all the relatives of Li Xiaoqi went directly to Li Xiaoqi’s mother’s house with their burning “gossip heart” , looking forward to what kind of girlfriend Li Xiaoqi, a "poor dog who has been single for ten thousand years", will bring back in their impression.
After hearing Li Xiaoqi say that he would take his six girls home to meet his mother, the girls first chattered excitedly, and then they all rushed to the nearest supermarket without saying a word, waiting for the six girls to pack their bags. After returning, Li Xiaoqi said dumbfounded.
"Holy shit, are you guys preparing strategic supplies?!"
"If you buy so many things and the car cannot fit in them, who of you is going to put them on the hood of the car?"
It stands to reason that Zhang Yue'er's six daughters have been with Li Xiaoqi for such a long time. They have never seen any big storms. Going back to see their mother with him shouldn't be a big deal. However, when they got into the car the next morning, all six daughters were nervous. Sitting upright, as if he didn't know where to look, Li Xiaoqi said with a careless smile about the performance of his wives.
"Don't worry, my mother won't eat anyone else except Tang Monk~"
Maybe it was because Lijia was not from China and didn’t know much about Chinese myths and legends. In addition, she was nervous and at a loss. When she heard Li Xiaoqi say that his mother wanted to eat Tang Monk, Chong Ming Without thinking, Ming Lijia opened the car door and was about to rush out. Liu Zixin grabbed Chongming Lijia and asked doubtfully.
"Lidya, where are you going?"
Chongming Lijia, who was pulled by Liu Zixin, said without looking back.
"Catch Tang Monk."
Relatives from Li Xiaoqi's mother's house and Li Xiaoqi's grandma's house were sitting together talking about Li Xiaoqi.
Grandma Li Xiaoqi; "I heard from Xiaoyuan that Xiaoqi is still doing computer repair work. How much money can he make running around all day long?"
Hearing what Grandma Li Xiaoqi said, Li Xiaoqi's grandfather, who was sitting by the window and drinking tea, first spat out the tea leaves in his mouth in disgust, and then spoke to Li Xiaoqi's mother.
"The tea that Xiao Qi brought last time, well... it's pretty good, but it's still a bit different from the tea my Xiao Yuan bought."
Li Xiaoqi's grandfather took another sip of tea, as if he didn't notice Li Xiaoqi's mother frowning, and continued speaking like a veteran cadre.
"How much money can Xiaoqi make repairing a broken computer? I told him to sell a house with Xiaoyuan a long time ago, but he still doesn't listen. Maybe he doesn't have the financial acumen like my Xiaoyuan."
Just when Li Xiaoqi's mother suppressed her temper and wanted to change the subject, Li Xiaoqi's uncle said with a smile.
"Our Xiaoyuan's job of selling houses is not tiring except for a little brain drain. We can make a lot of money by selling a few houses a year."
"The target also works as an accountant in a foreign company. I heard from his mother that he is planning to buy a house recently."
"As soon as I buy this house, I will get married soon."
After Uncle Li Xiaoqi finished speaking, Li Xiaoqi's mother couldn't hide the cold light in her eyes that she wanted to stab him. However, Li Xiaoqi's aunt beside her seemed to think that the fuel added to the fire was not enough. It was obvious that He pretended to care about Li Xiaoqi and said to Li Xiaoqi’s mother.
"Xiao Qi, this kid, is already in his thirties, and now he's still repairing computers. I don't think he can save much money."
"Sister, your retirement salary doesn't make much money."
"If there is an old girl in the future who is willing to marry Xiaoqi, and if she has no money to buy a house, I will live with you..."
Just when Li Xiaoqi's mother couldn't help but want to slap her eldest sister on the face, the sound of a car horn saved Aunt Li Xiaoqi's old face, thinking that it was Li Xiaoqi who came back. His mother ran out of the house as if running away, and his relatives followed Li Xiaoqi's mother out as if they were laughing. They wanted to see how Li Xiaoqi looked in their eyes. A good-for-nothing guy bought a shabby car and still made noise when he came back.
But when they saw a black Dodge nanny car parked in the open space outside the building, their first reaction was that it was definitely not driven by Li Xiaoqi. Their second reaction was that this car was a luxury car in their eyes. They continued to talk to Li Xiaoqi's mother, openly and secretly mocking Li Xiaoqi, but what they never expected was that the "slap in the face" from Li Xiaoqi was like a strong wind, making them almost lose their balance.
After parking the car, Li Xiaoqi got out of the car and walked directly to his mother. He called "Mom" with a naive smile. When he saw his son whom he had not seen for a long time, Li Xiaoqi's mother, it was terrible. Her mood improved. Seeing her son, who still had the same temperament as before, but was very energetic, Li Xiaoqi's mother said pretending to be angry at first.
"You little brat, if I didn't call you, you wouldn't know I was back, right?"
Looking at Li Xiaoqi who was still smiling innocently, Li Xiaoqi's mother lost her temper with him. Then she thought that Li Xiaoqi had brought someone back today, so she asked.
"Didn't you bring your friends back today? Where are they?"
Hearing his mother's words, Li Xiaoqi first glanced at his arrogant relatives, then smiled and waved to the nanny car not far behind him. Then as the sliding door opened, Li Xiaoqi's relatives The "earthquake" in my eyes never stopped.
Before coming here, because he was worried that Zhang Yue'er and Chongming Lijia, who were still high school students, would not be able to accept the sight of Li Xiaoqi's mother, Lou Kongming used illusion magic to turn the two of them into twenty-seven-eight-year-olds. Therefore, Zhang Yue'er became Zhang Yue'er. When she got out of the car, she looked like a fashionable urban beauty. When she came down, Chongming Lijia, who was wearing very avant-garde clothes, looked more like a singer or a model.
After all the six girls got out of the car, the faces of Li Xiaoqi's relatives could no longer see the arrogance they had before, except for the dullness of their souls. What's even more funny is that when they saw the beautiful faces of the six girls Zhang Yue'er, After talking to Li Xiaoqi's slender figure, Li Xiaoqi's uncle almost drooled with a look of infatuation on his face.
"Xiao Qi has booked the nightclub, right?"
Just when Li Xiaoqi's relatives still had a glimmer of hope, thinking that Zhang Yue'er and the others were all Li Xiaoqi's friends or had paid to hire them, Zhang Yue'er and the others all came to Li Xiaoqi's mother and talked to her affectionately. she said.
"Hello, aunt."
After asking, the six girls ignored Li Xiaoqi's relatives and surrounded Li Xiaoqi's mother, constantly trying to please her. Judging from their sincere expressions, it didn't look like they were acting at all. When they returned home Li Xiaoqi's mother finally walked out from Zhang Yue'er and the piles of gifts. When she came to the kitchen, she looked at Li Xiaoqi standing in front of the range hood smoking and asked with a complicated expression.
"Son, tell the truth to mom, that is my future daughter-in-law. Looking at the behavior of several girls towards me, I feel that she is the same."
Looking at his somewhat messy mother, Li Xiaoqi, who smiled mysteriously, first put a bottle of "Quick-acting Heart-Rescue Pills" prepared in advance into his mother's hand, and then shouted outside the kitchen.
"Wife~"
Then, Li Xiaoqi's mother heard Zhang Yuer's six daughters replying in unison from outside the kitchen.
"What's wrong, husband?"
