Ever since Xiaobai turned into a human form, the seven female members of the "Civet Cat Office" have been overflowing with maternal instincts. They hang around Xiaobai whenever they have free time every day. Some say they want to dress Xiaobai up as a little princess, and some say they want to dress Xiaobai up as a little princess. He said that Xiaobai should be dressed up as a little prince, because Xiaobai is the son of Li Xiaoqi. Now, in addition to Bai Xudong and Chang Lixing, Yang Shuang and Gao Gaojun, who have "the pain of taking away their wives" from Xiaobai, "do it" every day. Staring at Li Xiaoqi with "flaming eyes", but who among these two people can understand the pain that Li Xiaoqi feels when he has five wives who are as beautiful as flowers and as beautiful as heavenly beings, but he can't touch any of them every night. .....
To be honest, Li Xiaoqi really wanted to kill Xiaobai, a "little bastard" before the end of the world, but before Li Xiaoqi could take action, Xiaobai's five mothers and two aunts would... Directly eliminate all the scum left behind by Li Xiaoqi’s physical education...
Ever since, in this joyful atmosphere every day, it soon came to the night of New Year's Eve. Yang Shuang, standing in front of the window, looked outside. Although most families had red hangings in the kitchen, Although there were lanterns, I could hardly hear the sound of firecrackers, so I couldn't help but sigh.
"At any rate, most families still hang lanterns during the New Year. I'm afraid that the custom of hanging red lanterns will gradually be forgotten by people. By then, there will be no obstacles between New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve. In the future, people will become uncomfortable every New Year's Eve." Better off."
Li Xiaoqi heard Yang Shuang's sigh and said indifferently.
"Don't worry, God will starve you to death. When that time comes, there will naturally be a solution."
The last time, Li Xiaoqi led "Night Return 24-hour Convenience Store", "Wanfa Alliance" and "Ye Hualian" to the abandoned factory. Everyone except Li Xiaoqi and Yang Shuang were there. They set up ambushes everywhere in the abandoned factory. After lighting a fire in the most open area of the abandoned factory, Li Xiaoqi and the others placed a small kettle on the fire burning on the ground and waited for the water to boil. , Li Xiaoqi put the piece of dried meat given by Aunt Wang into the boiling kettle.
Looking at the dried meat flipping up and down with the boiling water in the kettle, Li Xiaoqi thought that "Xi" and "Nian" would not appear before the kettle gave off the aroma of cooking meat, but just then Li Xiaoqi took out a cigarette and was about to light it when a sudden gust of wind blew the flame of the lighter swaying. At the same time, Yang Shuang on the side seemed to realize something and looked at him with a strange expression. Li Xiaoqi said.
"Brother, why did it suddenly get cold today?"
As soon as Yang Shuang's words fell, the ground shook violently, and the huge figures of "Nian" and "Xi" appeared not far from Li Xiaoqi, with bursts of white heat coming out of their mouths, and they stared eagerly. Staring at Li Xiaoqi and the others.
Just when the battle was about to break out, Li Xiaoqi looked at the unlit cigarette in his hand and the flames still flickering on the lighter, and actually smiled and said to "Xi" and "Nian".
"Two old brothers, what do you think of this? Let me light the cigarette first, and then we two brothers will take out all the ollies in the anus. After all, it is good to clear the stomach during the Chinese New Year~ "
As soon as Li Xiao, the "Little Prince of Gonghuo" finished speaking, "Xi" let out an angry roar and ran towards Li Xiaoqi and "Nian" together, watching the two of them running towards him at full speed in the flying dust. The two "Nian beasts", Li Xiaoqi made a trumpet shape with his hands and shouted.
"Everyone here, as long as you don't kill these two guys, they can do whatever you want~"
As soon as Li Xiaoqi finished speaking, a bone-chilling wind blew in his face. The two "Nian Beasts" were so close to them that they could smell the hot stench from their mouths. But at this moment, two "Nian Beasts" came out. A ten-meter-high thick stone wall appeared in front of Li Xiaoqi and the two of them, and the two "Nian beasts" who were still running at full speed and had no time to stop, crashed into these two high walls. .
Following two muffled sounds, Chang Lixing walked out of the shadows and said with a smile.
"A good sound is a good start, Shuangzi Xiaoqi, do you still think my ability is useless?"
Seeing Chang Lixing getting carried away, Li Xiaoqi said angrily.
"Damn it, Pikachu, why did you come out before I even called you?!"
Just when Li Xiaoqi and the three of them were spanking each other carelessly, a giant anaconda as thick as a bucket quietly approached the three of them. When it came behind Chang Lixing, the giant anaconda opened its mouth. He was about to bite the back of his neck, and when he saw that the giant anaconda's fangs dripping with saliva were about to pierce Chang Lixing's carotid artery, Chang Lixing suddenly said something lightly.
"Hidden attribute: Luo Luoshan Longze, activate."
After Chang Lixing finished speaking, the giant anaconda opened his mouth and saw eight pairs of luminous runes in the shape of eyes appearing out of thin air on the back of Chang Lixing's head. Before the giant anaconda could react, he heard Chang Lixing continue to speak.
"That big four-legged snake over there, stop being sneaky there. You have such a big face that you can't hide it no matter how hard you try."
After hearing what Chang Lixing said, Li Xiaoqi and Yang Shuang turned their heads and saw "Xi" hiding behind the wall with half of her head sticking out. They felt very embarrassed no matter how they looked at it. If at this time, they had to match "Xi" If it comes to BGM, then it must be.
"I'm most afraid of the silence of the air, and I'm most afraid of my friends' sudden..."
Taking advantage of "Xi" and "Nian", on New Year's Eve, they created their first "black history" miraculous moment in thousands of years. Song Anyun and Chang Sirou fell from the sky, hugging each other and trying to sneak attack. The giant anaconda was always moving hard, and then the two of them worked together to swing the giant anaconda like a hammer. Following Li Xiaoqi and three others who hid aside, when they saw the other end of the giant anaconda smashing into the high wall, the three of them started See, this giant anaconda is indeed the tail of "Nian".
After "Nian" was spun around by the magic power of crazy love between Song Anyun and Chang Sirou, with the roaring wind, he directly knocked "Xi" away more than thirty meters away, and soon Li Xiaoqi and the others were flying away. Under his gaze, the giant anaconda suddenly spat out a pile of thick dark green liquid with bright green gas from its mouth. Seeing this scene, the big-hearted Li Xiaoqi said excitedly.
"Shuangzi, Li Xing is your wife, your old sister is so awesome, she even vomited the ancient evil beast~"
Seeing this scene, Yang Shuang and Yang Shuang's eyes widened. While rushing towards their wives and sisters, they cursed angrily at Li Xiaoqi.
"This is fucking venom!"
Seeing that Song Anyun and Chang Sirou were about to be washed away by the venom, and when their fragrance was gone, Lijia activated the "Main Attribute: Floating Blade" and wrapped them directly with the "Floating Blade" like transparent white gauze. The venom was absorbed and returned to the giant anaconda's mouth.
After eating the venom it spit out, even though "Nian" knew that it would not be poisoned to death, its expression still changed. It was 70% embarrassed and 30% disgusting, and it had just been hit by "Nian". "Xi" flew out. At this time, "Xi" ran back, not knowing what "Nian" had just experienced. Before it could open its mouth to breathe evenly, "Nian" finally couldn't help it because of nausea. With reservation, he spit out all the venom he had just swallowed into "Xi"'s mouth, and then "Xi", who looked confused, after savoring the taste of the venom spit out by "Nian", put the venom back into his mouth again. Along with his own body temperature, he spit it back into "Xi"'s mouth.
Looking at this extremely shocking and disgusting scene, Li Xiaoqi said with a smile.
"I'm going to choke you, this damn thing is no more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala."
