After walking out of the "Night Return 24-hour Convenience Store", he glanced at the side of the convenience store, turned slightly to the camera on his side, Yang Shuang lit a cigarette and said with a smile.
"Brother, have you ever heard of thunder in silent places?"
Li Xiaoqi, who also lit a cigarette, said "cut" disdainfully.
"Shuangzi, you are too flattering to that old man."
"The best he can do is hold back his bad intentions and fart. He just makes our office sick a few times, but it won't have much impact."
As soon as Li Xiaoqi finished speaking, the ground beneath his feet suddenly shook violently, and then a vague roar came from the ground.
"You two can do it. You actually made our store manager, who has been paralyzed for thousands of years, so angry. You will have to endure the next few days."
Ling Ranran, who was watering some pots of flowers outside the convenience store, wearing a convenience store uniform and a peaked cap, looked at the two of them and gloated.
Li Xiaoqi flicked the cigarette butt in his hand and said nonchalantly.
"What are you afraid of? Whether it's our Civet Office or you going back to the 24-hour convenience store at night, you are in a dark world after all, and you must act as low-key as possible."
"So, if you beat us, you will make a fortune in silence. If you lose, you will definitely suffer a loss."
"It's not a big deal. After all, there is the Netherworld behind us. No matter who dies, they will go to the Netherworld."
"I hope your old man can understand the pros and cons of this."
It was just like what Li Xiaoqi said. The next few days passed very calmly, and nothing abnormal happened. Yang Shuang, who knew that something abnormal must be a monster, understood that the sunny days under low pressure Thunder is equally powerful.
A few days later, on a weekend when a heavy rain hit, the few people who could not go out stayed in the office. Yang Shuang and Song Anyun did not come because of the rain. The three women sat on the sofa, eating popcorn with tears in their eyes. , while watching the bloody Silla drama.
Li Xiaoqi, who was sitting in front of the computer, rarely had time to play games.
After a bolt of lightning illuminated the sky, Xiaobai, who could already speak simple words, flapped his short wings and spoke like a parrot in the room.
"Hey, there's a beautiful wet girl downstairs~"
"Downstairs there is a beautiful girl with wet body and double melons that daddy likes~"
Chongming Lijia, whose attention was entirely focused on the TV series, said casually.
"Silly boy, that's called breasts, not double melons."
After tapping Chongming Lijia's forehead, Liu Zixin grabbed a pillow and threw it at Li Xiaoqi.
"Li Xiaoqi, Xiaobai, he is still a child, what are you teaching randomly all day long!"
At this moment, someone knocked on the door of the office in a panic. Li Xiaoqi got up and ran to open the door. As soon as she opened the door, before she could see the person clearly, she fell straight into his arms. , feeling the pair of plump elasticity fixed on his chest, Li Xiaoqi screamed and said.
"Wives, come and save me, I...I'm dizzy~"
The three women cleaned the woman who suddenly arrived and put on clean clothes, then put them on the bed. They looked at their clothes and found that they were swollen by the stature of the woman's chest. Chongming Lijia looked at her petite body again. Deep resentment towards the little cutie arose spontaneously, but Xiaobai, who was not picking up the pot, was still noisy in the house.
"Hey, there's a beautiful girl with a wet body~"
"There is a beautiful girl with wet body and double melons that dad likes~"
Lijia, whose forehead veins were beating wildly, finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted to Xiaobai.
"Unlucky boy, that's called excess useless fat accumulation, not double melons!"
After finally calming down Chongming Lijia's anger, the few of them took a serious look at the woman's appearance.
The princess cut with a black shawl, coupled with the almond eyes that are tightly closed, but still attractive, make this woman look like a princess from ancient times, with a small and straight nose, tender and slightly pouty pink lips, and fair skin The oval face, not to mention the devilish figure under the angelic face, this is exactly the goddess in the eyes of otakus.
When Li Xiaoqi took a closer look as if he was joining in the fun, the woman who was originally unconscious suddenly woke up and threw herself on Li Xiaoqi, and said sweetly.
"I am afraid."
At this time, Li Xiaoqi said firmly but weakly.
"Damn it, I've already told you, I'm dizzy..."
After saying this, Li Xiaoqi, who was bleeding from the nose, blacked out and fainted.
Li Xiaoqi, who had two pink sanitary napkins inserted into his nostrils, helped him to his bed. The three women, who were already wary of this woman, suppressed the urge to physically transcend her. Listening to the woman's story, they came to "Civet Cat" Office” experience.
The woman's name is Qu Yasi, a native of Shengjing. A few days ago, she was transferred to the branch in Anton. It may be because she is new to Anton, and because she is an advanced road addict, it has been difficult to find a rental house these days. , until two days ago, she found a house in Senhao Apartment with a decent rent and conditions.
On the night of the third day, when there was no wind, Qu Yasi's wind chime hanging on the bedroom window suddenly rang. Although she felt strange about it, in her sleepiness, Qu Yasi still He fell into a deep sleep.
But as if she had deliberately attracted Qu Yasi's attention, the wind chime shook a few more times before falling directly to the ground. This time she woke up completely, opened her eyes in a daze, and with the help of In the faint moonlight outside the window, Qu Yasi saw a black child beside her bed, with only one pair of eyes visible. He was leaning on the bed with his arms, staring at her intently.
Qu Yasi's scream soon resounded through Hausen Apartment, but it did not attract the attention of other residents. In panic, she chose the most primitive human instinct to escape, but the jet-black kid had no intention of letting it go. Let her go.
"One, two, three, wooden man."
The kid's voice sounded, and Qu Yasi felt that her feet seemed to be stuck with glue. When she lowered her head, she saw that her feet were firmly stuck to the black viscous liquid.
Feeling the cold air as the kid continued to approach, Qu Yasi shouted in a hurry.
"One two three wooden man!"
Sure enough, as soon as Qu Yasi finished speaking, the kid stayed there motionless, and the viscous liquid under her feet also disappeared. Taking this opportunity, Qu Yasi rushed out of the door, but before she could get far in the corridor, the kid The voice appeared behind her again.
"It's my turn."
Qu Yasi had just talked about the most important point, Zhang Yue'er and the other three were also fascinated, but at this moment Li Xiaoqi's long voice sounded behind them.
"One, two, three, wooden man~"
"Papa pa pa" After three slaps, Li Xiaoqi, who had a pink sanitary napkin inserted into his nostrils, had three more bright red palm prints on his face. Looking at the four girls who were snickering, Li Xiaoqi thought depressedly.
"The promised happy life of sleeping together..."
