My name is Lan Xiaofang, I am a child that no one cares about.
My favorite thing is to sneak around and watch the widow take a bath.
I am extremely professional at spying on widows taking baths. As for the evaluation of these widows, I am a well-known professional from all over the world.
Let's put it this way,
The people from these ten miles and eight villages nearby,
The top one is Ma Widow.
Widow Ma's husband, when he was serving as a corvee, met a man from the Later Jin Dynasty who was threshing grass in the valley, and lost his life.
From then on, Widow Ma lived alone.
Let me tell you, the reason why Widow Ma ranks at the top of the list is not in vain.
According to my close observation no less than thirty times,
I can responsibly tell you that the scale of Ma Widow is really comparable to Shoudao!
Have you seen Shoutao?
It's white, big, and most importantly, very soft...
Of course, I don't know whether it's soft or not.
I am a responsible reviewer and I am responsible for my profession.
I know,
You have always been dissatisfied, why can the young widow of the Shen family have to settle for second place?
Obviously the young widow of the Shen family is also plump and fair-skinned, and her personality is obviously much more cheerful.
Today, I will tell you the truth,
I also observed the little widow of the Shen family dozens of times.
In fact, when I was sorting out who was first and who was second, I thought about it for a long time.
In the end, I decided to follow the opinions of my predecessors,
After all, the dense forest is everywhere, and the white tiger is hard to find.
Which one is better and which one is worse? What do you think?
When Lan Xiaofang said this, his words stopped abruptly.
Immediately afterwards, bursts of cheers came from the surroundings.
"Okay! Mr. Fang is indeed a professional. Today's evaluation is very professional in our opinion!"
"Yes, I didn't expect Young Master Fang to have such knowledge at such a young age. He is truly a role model for our generation!"
After hearing the praise from everyone, Lan Xiaofang was obviously very pleased. Because he has always been regarded as a useless waste by his parents.
But now, among these people present, who dares to call himself a piece of trash?
Just as Lan Xiaofang was immersed in this sense of satisfaction, suddenly a sinister voice sounded in his ears.
"Okay, you bastard is really capable!"
"I taught you how to write a storybook, and I just let you use it in a place like this?"
Hearing this familiar voice, Lan Xiaofang's face instantly turned pale.
He originally wanted to run away, but he had just reviewed it for a long time and still hadn't gotten his money back.
Of course, the money is not important now. After all, with one's own ability, it doesn't take much effort to earn back the money.
But there is only one life!
With the old man's stubborn thinking, he definitely couldn't accept what he had done.
In this case, there is only one way to go, and that is to run away.
Lan Xiaofang wanted to run, but he was still a step too slow.
Because Xiaoxiaosheng had already taken the lead and tied him up.
Faced with such a terrifying old father, Lan Xiaofang could only choose to give in temporarily.
"Dad, my biological father, what are you doing?"
"You still have the nerve to ask me?"
Xiaoxiao smiled back in anger, with strong disdain and disappointment in his eyes.
"With your current level, what qualifications do you think you have to evaluate this and that?"
"You haven't even touched it. Will people believe your comments?"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of everyone watching couldn't help but light up.
What this old man said makes sense. This guy seems to have reviewed one set after another, but he has never touched it. How do he know that Widow Shen is not good?
If Widow Shen is a famous person, how can Widow Ma compare with others? It’s right to be number one in the rankings!
Ever since, Lan Xiaofang just watched helplessly as those who originally praised him, looked at him from admiration to doubt, and in the end, there was even unabashed disdain in their eyes.
Conscience of heaven and earth, I have worked so hard to evaluate widows for you, and this is how you treat me?
At this moment, Lan Xiaofang's heart was about to collapse.
Xiaoxiaosheng stood aside and saw this, but he smiled lightly and said:
"Okay, it's just that your skills are not good, what else do you want?"
"The audience are not fools, they are just deceived by you for a moment. Even if you can temporarily gain the praise of others and the unnecessary money. But so what?"
"If you think about it, it won't be long before people find out that you are actually just a liar!"
"I'm not a liar, I'm a professional reviewer!"
Lan Xiaofang frowned and did not choose to tolerate it temporarily just because he was facing his father.
"Okay, you said you are a professional reviewer, then let me ask you a few questions."
Xiaoxiaosheng saw that his son was just like a stubborn donkey. In desperation, he had to use his professional skills to make this kid understand what it means to have someone outside the world and a sky outside the world.
"As long as you can answer my three questions, from now on, I will personally recognize your professionalism as an evaluator?"
Hearing this, Lan Xiaofang, who was still making trouble unreasonably, his eyes lit up instantly.
He stopped making trouble and said seriously:
"Three questions, let's get started now."
"good."
Xiaoxiaosheng nodded and slowly said:
"First question, do you know what kind of man Widow Ma likes?"
As soon as he said this, the expression on Lan Xiaofang's face froze.
What kind of man does Widow Ma like... Where can he find out about this?
He hasn't even spoken to anyone!
But for the sake of his own honor and for the old man to recognize his own strength, he still showed a firm look and said:
"What Widow Ma likes is naturally the kind of heroes who conquer the world, just like her late husband."
As soon as these words came out, Xiaoxiaosheng was amused.
What a heroic figure!
Xiaoxiaosheng coughed slightly and slowly said:
"You are wrong, and in more than one way."
"How can this be!"
Lan Xiaofang's eyes widened with disbelief.
"Old man, you don't know who Widow Ma is, how do you know her preferences?"
"Who told you that I don't know Widow Ma? To tell you the truth, I not only know Widow Ma, but I'm also a close friend."
Speaking of this, Xiaoxiaosheng's face showed a hint of pride.
"What you kid doesn't know is that Widow Ma's late husband was actually a cook in the army. Because he was a good cook, Widow Ma was attracted to him, and the two got together."
"Xiao Fang, now I ask you, does Widow Ma like the hero you call her?"
"do not like……"
Lan Xiaofang was a little distracted and spoke subconsciously.
