"You bastard, why don't you get down quickly! How can you, a filthy eunuch like you, get up to this court?"
Lin Chunqiu scolded, and there was a majesty belonging to a superior person on his body.
However, Yang Dong had already become immune to the majesty of this so-called superior.
So what if the majesty is strong? Can she be stronger than the Empress?
I dare to do anything to an emperor, so why would I be afraid of you, a mere chief minister?
Yang Dongpi was smiling but his eyes were scanning Lin Chunqiu's position.
"Your Majesty, the Chief Assistant, is wrong. These beasts in the court can come up, why can't I, Yang Dong, come up?"
As soon as these words came out, the ministers present could not help but have a look of confusion on their faces.
How can there be animals in such a grand court?
Lin Chunqiu looked stunned and said coldly:
"You eunuch, don't talk nonsense in the court! Is it possible that you don't know what kind of place this is?"
"Of course I understand!"
Yang Dong sneered and continued:
"Has Lin Shoufu ever heard of geckos?"
When Lin Chunqiu heard this, his expression was slightly startled. He really didn't understand what Yang Dong wanted to say.
Yang Dong, however, kept to himself and continued:
"The so-called gecko's biggest characteristic is that it can cut off its tail to escape when it encounters danger."
"Isn't this kind of behavior very similar to that of Lord Chief Assistant?"
As soon as these words came out, all the officials in the main hall were in an uproar.
Even the empress on the dragon throne couldn't help but tighten her wrist.
Comparing the dignified chief minister of Zhou Dynasty to a beast like a gecko.
Yang Dong, Yang Dong, you are so brave!
But why is my heart so happy?
The empress did not speak, but the ministers were dumbfounded.
Above the court, a mere eunuch compared the chief minister of the dynasty to a gecko!
This guy is not very young, but he is really courageous!
Suddenly, many ministers looked in Lin Chunqiu's direction.
But Lin Chunqiu lowered his head and could not clearly see the expression on his face.
But it was his loyal scoundrel, Li Mo, the Minister of War, who couldn't help it and got up angrily from among the ministers.
"You bastard! You're just a eunuch, and you dare to insult the chief minister!"
"Someone, drag this kid out and chop him down!"
Li Mo gave the order, but the guards outside the hall did not move at all.
Are you kidding me? His Majesty didn't even say anything. You are just a minister of the Ministry of War, what are you pretending to be?
Lin Chunqiu obviously also thought of this. He coughed lightly and said calmly:
"Master Li, don't be angry. He's just an eunuch and has no roots. Why should you care?"
After speaking, he bowed to the empress and said:
"Your Majesty, when did the Great Zhou Dynasty allow a mere eunuch to speak nonsense?"
"According to what I see, Your Majesty should expel this eunuch immediately, otherwise the ministers may be at odds with each other. What do you think, Your Majesty?"
The empress frowned slightly. How could she not hear the threat in Lin Chunqiu's words?
"Xiao Dongzi, he..."
The empress was about to speak, but Yang Dong could no longer hold back.
He sneered and said:
"Lin Shoufu, I really admire you!"
"You were submissive when facing Hou Jin, but when facing the young master, you learned to strike hard!"
"You are so powerful, why didn't you just expel Hou Jin's cavalry when you were in Youzhou?"
As soon as these words came out, Lin Chunqiu, who had always remained calm, couldn't help but feel a hint of anger flashing between his brows.
"Presumptuous! How could you, a mere eunuch, know how complicated the situation in Youzhou is?"
Yang Dong scoffed at this and continued:
"Okay, let's not talk about Youzhou, let's talk about now."
He said, looking at the Houjin delegation headed by Wan Yanyue.
"Master Chief Assistant, you are the head of the civil service, so you can't even compose a poem about plum blossoms?"
"You are so uneducated, why do you have the nerve to be the chief assistant!"
"You are presumptuous!"
Lin Chunqiu roared angrily and cursed at the top of his lungs.
It had been so many years, and he had forgotten the last time he got angry in court.
But now Lin Chunqiu could not suppress the anger in his heart no matter how hard he suppressed it.
A mere eunuch was openly sarcastic and sarcastic in the court room!
At this moment, he even thought of using his killer to give this eunuch named Yang Dong a heart-breaking blow!
But reason told him that he still needed to be patient at this moment.
He took a deep breath and his expression gradually returned to calm.
"Princess Wanyan's poems are so perfect that I am ashamed of myself."
"I would like to add that Princess Wanyan's poems are considered masterpieces by everyone. What do you think?"
As soon as Lin Chunqiu said these words, the entire court fell silent for an instant.
His meaning was very clear, that is, he told Yang Dong clearly that if he could not do it, other ministers would not be able to do it either.
If you do it, you will be the enemy of all the ministers in the court.
Besides, he didn't think that Yang Dong had this ability.
After hearing this, Yang Dong smiled faintly. He glanced at the ministers present and said coldly:
"Sir, Chief Assistant, what a good plan!"
"In one simple sentence, all the civil and military officials were included."
"Have you ever heard of Mr. Chief Assistant, that there are specialties in the arts?"
"Everyone has his or her own duties, and you don't necessarily have to compose a poem. But you, the Chief Assistant, are different! You are the head of the civil service, shouldn't you compose one?"
Lin Chunqiu's face darkened, and just as he was about to speak, he heard Yang Dong say again:
"That's all, the so-called chief assistant is just a joke!"
"You can't even write a poem about plum blossoms. Lin Shoufu is really making people laugh!"
"It's enough!"
Lin Chunqiu couldn't hold it any longer and slammed the memorial in his hand to the ground.
"You eunuch, you talk a lot of nonsense. If you have the ability, you can write a poem and beat Princess Wanyan!"
Yang Dong chuckled, feeling secretly happy in his heart.
It’s not easy, it’s really not easy!
Young Master, I tried my best and finally fished out this old dog like you.
He coughed lightly and said disdainfully:
"It's just a poem about plum blossoms, what's so difficult about it?"
"It's just Mr. Chief Assistant, do you dare to take a gamble with me?"
When Lin Chunqiu heard this, he immediately laughed angrily. But after all, he was very deep in the city and knew that this was not the time to go up.
So he glanced at Li Mo who was standing beside him. Li Mo immediately stepped forward and said angrily:
"If you want to bet, I will bet with you!"
"It's just that I'm asking you, do you dare to gamble your life?"
As soon as these words came out, the expressions of all the officials in the main hall changed. The empress frowned slightly, with murderous intent in her eyes.
Even Wan Yanyue, who was standing aside and watching with cold eyes, couldn't help but glance sideways at this moment.
Does this little eunuch named Yang Dong dare to agree?
At this moment, Yang Dong became the focus of the hall.
But in Yang Dong's heart, he didn't panic at all. Instead, I felt secretly happy.
It’s here, it’s finally here!
The moment of pretending to be unique to time travellers, it was finally my turn.
Isn't it just a poem about plum blossoms? Even if you want ten songs, you still can’t afford it!
