"Xiao Dongzi, listen carefully. If you can't take care of His Majesty's bathing today..."
"Your life is at risk!"
"Did you hear that clearly?"
In the deep palace with red walls and green tiles, Yang Dong looked at the old eunuch Su Eunuch, who was chattering at him, with a confused expression...
Consciousness gradually returns.
But I was muttering in my heart: "Filming? Damn, it's not me who has traveled through time, right?"
Although he was a social beast in his previous life, he was at least a complete man. How did he travel to the indifferent Zhou Dynasty and become a eunuch?
Don't play like this!
Fortunately, I subconsciously touched my crotch, eh? It turned out that only the swords and guns were stored in the warehouse and not disarmed...
And it seems that the capital is stronger than before!
What a blessing in misfortune!
Yang Dong then sorted out his memory and found out that the predecessor of this body was that of the ninth prince of Qin. He was handsome and handsome, but he was beaten as a bastard and kicked out of the Qin Palace.
He was even hunted down by the Third Prince's lineage...
Fortunately, the old slave who served him was quite loyal. Taking advantage of the civil strife in neighboring Zhou Dynasty a few years ago, he sent Yang Dong to the royal family of Zhou Dynasty!
While hiding and being hunted, he changed his identity and tried his best to become a fake eunuch...
Unexpectedly, this unlucky prince escaped the Qin army's pursuit, but he couldn't escape the soul-pierced social beast Yang Dong who snatched him from his house and picked him up!
"Take your time, why don't you hurry in..."
Eunuch Su pushed him, and Yang Dong suddenly stumbled into the Shangqing Palace. In the huge palace, only a vague figure could be seen behind the gauze curtain...
Is this the Emperor of Zhou?
Actually letting yourself take a bath for a man? Yang Dong wished he could give up his choice on the spot...
But Eunuch Su's fierce eyes made him shudder!
This old eunuch stared at him, hey, he had to bow his head under the eaves...
He bravely approached the emperor's bathtub.
"Your Majesty, Xiaodongzi will take care of your bath today. I will take my leave..."
Yang Dong turned his head in surprise, only to see Eunuch Su covering his mouth and nose and leaving with an evil smile on his face.
When he looked at the smoke rising from the copper stove nearby and realized something was wrong, he had already inhaled this strange fragrance!
His face suddenly turned red and his eyes became blurred.
"Hiss~ Not good!"
Yang Dongqiang bit the tip of his tongue to dispel the scattered consciousness, but the next second...
Two slender arms slowly stretched out from the bathtub. The 'Emperor' of Zhou Dynasty suddenly pulled him into the bathtub with a cry...
Plop~
He never imagined that the person in the bathtub would take off his clothes so actively!
The sweet fragrance lingered in his nose, the warm fragrance of soft jade, and he realized that the person in the tub was a woman!
Until, the woman touched something she shouldn't have touched...
He seemed to have regained consciousness briefly, and said in a sticky voice that sounded like he was mumbling in his sleep: "Aren't you a eunuch?"
However……
The empress was awake for only a moment.
The next second, the other party rushed towards Yang Dong without any trace of hair, with willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, a beautiful nose and jade mouth, and long hair flowing out like a waterfall...
Her figure is even more impressive, her slender waist and straight white legs are like works of art!
But at this moment, there was a touch of pink on her pretty face, and a layer of flushing hung on her fragile skin...
Damn~
Yang Dong's eyes widened, wait a minute, I am a fake eunuch, and the Emperor of Zhou is actually a woman pretending to be?
Me or her, who is the liar?
The aphrodisiac incense made the atmosphere charming, and with the beauty in his arms, Yang Dong's consciousness finally fell.
"It's over. The chastity I have maintained for more than twenty years is gone!"
This was Yang Dong's last thought before he was knocked down. Then, the two of them gradually became confused and obsessed with the aphrodisiac fragrance that filled the room!
The garden is full of spring scenery.
And the pre-Qin jade on Yang Dong's chest that had been with him for more than ten years, when the two of them blended together, painted a light green light and disappeared into Yang Dong's mind!
…
After a few hours,
Somewhere in a courtyard outside the deep palace.
Lin Chunqiu, the chief minister of the court, stood with his hands behind his back, his robes rustling in the wind. Behind him, Eunuch Su had an evil smile on his face: "I did everything as you ordered!"
"A few hours ago, your people lured away His Majesty's personal maid, so I had to take action..."
"The most poisonous aphrodisiac incense from Hongfenlou was used for His Majesty. It was infused an hour in advance. Even a ninth-grade martial artist cannot withstand the effect of the medicine..."
"Xiao Dongzi is already handsome, but he went in to serve the emperor and didn't come out for two hours!"
"Your Majesty has not set foot in the harem for several years. Now that the news is released that Your Majesty has a habit of molesting children, I am afraid no one will believe it..."
"It's just that the Chief Assistant has such a plan against His Majesty. When General Yang Yan returns, I'm afraid this matter cannot be investigated..."
Eunuch Su's little abacus is crackling, this time he will blackmail a lot of money, and then leave Kyoto to retire and return to his hometown!
He is getting older and has lived in a deep palace for a long time without fear. With this last move, only by taking high risks can he have enough food and clothing for the rest of his life!
"Well done! Don't worry, father-in-law, the benefits will be yours! It's just..."
"I want you to get down there first, and then I'll burn it for you!"
When Eunuch Su heard this, his expression suddenly changed, and it was already too late to escape.
The next second, a black shadow suddenly appeared behind him, slitting his throat so neatly that he didn't even have time to cry out!
Pfft~
Blood splattered...
On the ground, there was another body!
Lin Chunqiu slowly turned around and wiped the blood spattered on his robe with a white handkerchief. His eyes were cold: "The dead are the best at keeping secrets!"
Immediately, the chief assistant looked up at the room and said casually: "Man'er, your method is quite cruel!"
A long while.
Lin Man'er, the daughter of the Chief Assistant and the Empress of the day, walked out of the house slowly...
The red lips parted slightly: "He has never touched me since I entered the palace. I have already suspected it!"
"I'm afraid that the Ji family brother and sister who were welcomed into Kyoto by the general were replaced by civet cats. Now the person sitting in the court is not the prince Ji Chen, but Ji Ziyue pretending to be him!"
"No man can bear to be slandered as a pedophile, and the emperor is no exception, unless she is a woman!"
"If she is Prince Ji Chen, she will definitely want to break the rumors of child molestation. Then she will have to go to the harem to prove her innocence. If I am pregnant with a dragon, the mother will be more valuable than the son..."
"But if she is Ji Ziyue, the impostor, and she has to grit her teeth and resist even though she knows she is doubtful, then we have nothing to lose!"
"Anyway, a eunuch has nothing to do with her, and he can use it to disgust her, so why not?"
"The emperor of the current dynasty has a habit of molesting children. If he doesn't explain it, he will lose his heart. The more chaotic the better, the general Yang Yan can't control it even if he has ten hands!"
"Dad, if you take advantage of the chaos to support my brother in ascending to the throne, it will be a matter of course..."
"The people of Zhou Dynasty will be named Lin from now on!"
The father and daughter looked at each other and smiled, as if they had already seen the day of victory.
However, they calculated nine moves correctly, but missed one, which was that Yang Dong, who had the least impressive chess skills in this game, was actually a fake eunuch...
At this moment, inside the Shangqing Palace.
Yang Dong looked shocked!
The piece of King Qin's jade on his chest was gone, leaving only a simple lanyard, and a storm surged in his mind, and his originally weak body underwent a great transformation!
He was just an ordinary person before, but now his strength is equivalent to that of a seventh-grade warrior!
"Goldfinger, plug-in? Woohoo, okay, okay, it's late but it's here..."
However, his excitement was not over yet.
Buzz~
An autumn water sword was directly pressed against Yang Dong's throat!
At this moment, His Majesty the Emperor, who was wearing a corset and a men's robe, with a majestic look on his face, was glaring at him...
"Xiao Dongzi, you are actually a fake eunuch! You are so scheming. I don't care what you are hiding in this palace. Give me a reason to save your life!"
After pretending for several years, a eunuch knew that she was the empress!
Ji Ziyue was extremely angry at this moment...
What's even more annoying is that a fake eunuch sneaked into the palace and 'tarnished' himself!
Although he knew that it was an aphrodisiac, if it weren't for Yang Dong, he would probably end up in a worse situation, but his body was dirty after all...
If you don't kill him, it will be difficult to relieve the hatred in your heart!
Yang Dong is even more unjust...
His Majesty the Emperor, who has a frosty face at this moment, does not look like he did when he was hanging on his body like an octopus, charming and eroding his bones, shouting "No"...
Hey hey hey, you took the initiative, okay?
My back hurts and my legs feel weak right now. I am obviously the victim!
Although at this moment Yang Dong also very much wanted to be like some of the works he had seen in his previous life...
He forced the empress into a corner and said, "You don't want the civil and military officials of the dynasty to know that you are a woman, right?"
but……
In this world, martial arts is respected, and martial arts cultivation is divided into warriors, martial arts masters, great martial arts masters, martial ancestors, martial gods, and martial saints.
Each level is divided into grades one to nine.
The Golden Finger had just been activated, and she could barely be considered a seventh-grade martial artist, just getting started, while the empress was already a ninth-grade martial artist. Now that the effect of the medicine has worn off, her strength has recovered.
If you dare to talk nonsense, you will become a dead soul under her sword in a matter of minutes...
Ji Ziyue raised her sword and said, "Can't you give me a reason? Then don't blame me for being cruel!"
Buzz~
Yang Dong's eyelids jumped wildly in fear.
He said anxiously: "Wait a minute, I can help your majesty stabilize his throne! And figure out who harmed you!"
"It's a joke, I have the civil and military power of the entire dynasty, but you, a eunuch, are so arrogant..."
"The civil and military officials of the entire dynasty are all plotting their own tricks. Your Majesty seems to be above ten thousand people, but now there is actually no one around you to help him!"
"Otherwise, why would they dare to blatantly use aphrodisiac incense on His Majesty!"
"Furthermore, Your Majesty has a handle on me, and if you threaten me with this, I will not tell His Majesty's secrets. Therefore, I am even more worthy of His Majesty's trust than others..."
Yang Dong's brain was running rapidly at this moment.
Although I want to add, 'Silly woman, how could I betray you after a few hours of pleasure? 'But after taking a look at the shining sword in the empress' hand, he still put away his joking thoughts.
Obviously the empress was a little moved by Yang Dong's words at this moment!
But the sword is still pressed against Yang Dong's neck...
After a while, Yang Dong struck while the iron was hot: "Your Majesty, my life is not worth mentioning at all, but if you kill someone in anger, you will play into their hands!"
"What they want to see is His Majesty's face of defeat! Kill people and punish the heart, kill people and punish the heart..."
The empress pondered for a long time, and finally she slowly put away her sword because of his last words.
Looking at Yang Dong, he uttered a few words...
"Who is the mastermind behind today's incident? Tell me your speculation!"
