"What did I mess up with? You didn't want to pursue it yourself." Li Xiaoyu said.
"I was talking out of anger!" Yu Ren was not to be outdone, "The reason why I want to stay in the virtual world is for Roland."
"Then you chase me. If you catch me, you will be considered powerful." Li Xiaoyu rolled his eyes, "Don't think that I don't know about your bad things. My second niece has told me about you a long time ago. Aren't you Yu Mengying's father?" You cheated on her with another woman after giving birth?"
"That is my destiny. If I don't run away, how can Yu Mengying be the master of the tower in the future? Do you understand that is the script of destiny? Roland and I discussed it in the life cabin." Yu Ren shook his head, "Ignorance is terrible. "
"What a script of fate, you are not a good person anyway." Li Xiaoyu said contemptuously, "You can just continue to scream on the side, don't you want to play a normal life? As a parent, I don't agree! I think what would you do!"
"What kind of parent are you? You look younger than Roland!"
Li Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "You can talk, okay, I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'll go back to the room to rest.
Seeing that the other party suddenly stopped arguing, Yu Ren blinked in confusion, "What did I say?"
"Hey - you spoke so loudly, Sister Luo Lan could hear it in the room." Li Mengling shook her head, turned around and went back to the room, "I don't see any chance."
Xiaolan looked at Yu Ren seriously, walked around him a few times, and asked, "How did your little self chase girls in the past?"
"What?"
"If you're curious, just ask."
Yu Ren recalled it and said: "When I see someone good-looking, I go up and strike up a conversation, and then we become friends."
"Just strike up a conversation?"
"yes."
Xiaolan became even more curious, "Then what do you say when you strike up a conversation?"
"Why do you ask these questions?"
"Let me help you analyze the success rate of catching Luo Mama."
"What do you know, a little kid?"
"I am a replica of Luo Mama. Is there anyone who knows her better than me?" Xiaolan said seriously, "I only need to imagine whether I will fall in love with you when I grow up, and I will roughly know your success. It’s rash.”
Yu Ren thought it made sense, so he said frankly: "When you are chatting up, you should call the other person beautiful, and then compliment the other person on how beautiful he is."
"The moves are very common, what next?"
"Then let's talk about the price. How much does it cost to be a girlfriend? Most of them can be settled in the hundreds of thousands. For some with families, it may cost from several million to tens of millions." Yu Ren recalled with a blink of an eye, " The success rate of chasing girls like this is 70 to 80 percent."
"Do you call this chasing..." Xiaolan lost interest in asking and went back to the room, "No chance."
Yu Ren stood there and stared blankly.
At that time, he had not imagined that three years later, he would be so skilled at cutting vegetables and cooking in this family.
When he came back to his senses, the carrot slices were soaked in blood. He didn't know when he cut his finger. The belated pain made him retract his finger belatedly, and he suddenly noticed that the large pot of beef that had been stewed had already been cooked. After the water dries up, the burnt smell floods into the nasal cavity almost at the same time.
Not caring about dealing with the wound, he hurriedly turned off the fire, took a bowl of water and poured it into the pot. Strong steam and white smoke surged from the pot, which made him cry a little. His first reaction was not to close the lid of the pot, but to let it pass through the pot. He glanced at the sofa in the living room through the kitchen window.
"Huh... Fortunately, Roland is asleep." He wiped the sweat from his forehead and was glad that he had closed the kitchen door before, otherwise the burnt smell would have spread to the entire living room.
Just as he was thinking about it, the kitchen door was suddenly pushed open. Li Xiaoyu stood outside the door and said sleepily: "Niece-in-law, I'm hungry."
"Ah! Wait a moment, Aunt Xiaoyu, she'll be fine soon."
Yu Ren was about to close the door when Li Xiaoyu suddenly reached out and pushed the kitchen door open. She stared at Yu Ren with squinted eyes and asked after a while, "Why is there blood on your forehead?"
"Ah...it's okay, I accidentally cut my hand." Yu Ren breathed a sigh of relief, "Aunt Xiaoyu, please go out and wait for a while. The kitchen is very smokey, so don't choke you."
"Did you cut your hand?" Li Xiaoyu looked at his fingers, "Oh my God, there's so much blood."
"It's okay, Aunt Xiaoyu, I'm a man, this little injury..."
Yu Ren thought Li Xiaoyu cared about him, but before he finished speaking, he heard Li Xiaoyu shouting: "Why are you so stupid? Can you cook a meal?
its not right? Why does the kitchen smell like paste? "
"Shh - Aunt Xiaoyu, please keep your voice down, don't wake up Roland."
"Are you afraid?" Li Xiaoyu deliberately teased him, "You are still so clumsy. Everyone is hungry. Xiaolan is almost home from school at this time. What do you want us to eat?"
"Um... the rice has been steamed. I'll stir-fry a few vegetables quickly. I'll have time." Yu Ren immediately walked to the vegetable cabinet, "First make some tomato scrambled eggs, then vinegar-soaked potato slices, and then stir-fry cumin pork slices. …”
Seeing his panic, Li Xiaoyu couldn't help but laugh, "Okay, I'm just teasing you. Stop working so hard and order takeout today."
"Ah..." Yu Ren just put the tomatoes back and took them out again, "No, the restaurants outside are all synthetic vegetables. Roland will definitely be angry when he finds out. I'd better fry a few quickly."
"What are you cooking?" Li Xiaoyu stepped forward and snatched away the tomatoes and stuffed them into the vegetable cabinet, "If your hands are injured, don't do it.
Anyway, while she is asleep, you find a high-end hotel that uses natural ingredients and order food. When the time comes, you pour the takeout onto the plate and she won’t be able to eat it. "
"Isn't this... a bit too risky? In fact, I can fire a few quickly."
"Oh, stop writing. I know which hotel has dishes that are not synthesized by technology. I can order them for you." Li Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone from his pajamas pocket and ordered six dishes in three clicks. "It's done." , don’t stand here anymore, go and bandage the wound quickly, and leave it to me.”
"No, no, I'm fine, just handle it by yourself, thank you Aunt Xiaoyu!"
"No matter how polite you are, we are all one family..." Li Xiaoyu looked at Yu Ren, suddenly in a trance.
Yu Ren felt uncomfortable being looked at, "Aunt Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you?"
"Ah? Oh, it's okay." Li Xiaoyu came back to his senses, "Then you're busy, I'm out..."
Li Xiaoyu closed the kitchen door and sighed softly.
"Aunt Xiaoyu, do you miss a man?"
"Ouch!" Li Xiaoyu was startled, and then he realized that Li Mengli was standing next to him, "Mengli, when were you here?"
"That's when you and Yu Ren looked at each other just now." Li Mengli picked up the cup and took a sip of water. "I was just passing by the kitchen window to get water. I didn't see it on purpose."
"It's not intentional, what are you thinking?"
"Sister-in-law, this is not good. I won't tell Sister Luo Lan this time." Li Mengli said softly, "But there won't be a next time."
"What? I was just stunned, and I didn't mean to look at him." Li Xiaoyu felt that it was wrong to explain, and it was wrong not to explain, so he said helplessly, "What's wrong with me looking at him twice? What do you think? More Mengli."