Yun Yue'er quickly covered his mouth, for fear of angering the master. It should be noted that the master had no taboos in his actions, and killing him would be in vain.
Unexpectedly, the monk said nonchalantly: "A poor monk doesn't like women."
"That's because you don't know the essence of this way. It's really wonderful." Jiang Yuan followed the lead and continued to test.
"Really?" The monk suddenly looked at Yun Yue'er and said seriously: "Female donor, how about we give it a try? You are the only woman here."
Yun Yue'er was so frightened that she glared at Jiang Yuan who had made a mistake, and immediately waved her hand to the monk: "Master, this won't work. This kind of thing requires two people to be happy and like each other, otherwise all you will get is my body. , and can’t get my heart.”
The monk lowered his head and thought.
Yun Yue'er breathed a sigh of relief.
Unexpectedly, the monk spoke again and said: "It's not easy to get your heart? Can't the poor monk just dig it out?"
Yun Yue'er was so frightened that she almost peed.
Unexpectedly, the monk stared at Jiang Yuan with a smile and said: "Donor, this is a free lesson given by the poor monk. You can be smart. Don't treat people in the world as fools. You must know that great skill is like clumsiness and great wisdom is like foolishness. How can you know how to be poor?" Is the monk's stupidity an illusion? You entertain the poor monk, and the poor monk can also entertain you. But the poor monk is really capable. What can he do to the female donor? But you can only be incompetent and furious. You must know that disaster comes from your mouth. Just the entertainment temptation you just said What the poor monk said has unintentionally caused trouble for this female benefactor, do you understand?"
Jiang Yuan broke into a cold sweat.
"Jiang Yuan, you bastard." Yun Yue'er was so frightened that she kicked Jiang Yuan.
Crack, slap, a fat beating.
"Boss, Sister Yun'er, I was wrong. I promise you will never talk nonsense in the future. Stop fighting. I am the injured and I am still injured." Jiang Yuan begged for mercy.
Yun Yue'er reacted when she heard the words and stopped immediately.
"Amitabha." The monk clasped his hands together and said softly: "The poor monk's Baihua Jade Liquid can give life to the dead. His flesh and bones are white, and he is only wounded by gunshots. He is not a problem. You can beat him with confidence. He should be treated as a small punishment but a big warning to eliminate harm for the people."
After saying that, he opened the small bench, sat down, and looked at Yun Yue'er expectantly.
Jiang Yuan was shocked. This monk was sanctimonious and not a good thing!
The atmosphere had reached this point, so Yun Yue'er was naturally rude and gave her another beating. Jiang Yuan whined and begged for mercy, and took the initiative to ask for a salary cut to avoid suffering, but Yun Yue'er refused. I have plenty of money, so I want a raise. , first spend 100,000 yuan for fun.
The monk smiled, glanced at the Main Hall, and said, "Qinglian Temple has not been so vibrant for a long time."
Finally, Yun Yue'er finished the beating. Her hands were so tired that she ran over and said to the monk flatteringly: "Master, I've finished beating him, but this person may hold a grudge. If he learns how to predict the enemy first, Can I learn the secret method of killing him in the future? I'm afraid he will beat him back in the future."
The monk looked disgusted and said: "Why do you want to learn that stuff? You take the poor monk as your teacher. You beat him up every day, and I will teach you the method to defeat him. His method is to anticipate the enemy's opportunities. The method of the poor monk, But he is sure to kill with his first move. He taught himself alone, and I taught him everything he could. Hehe, hehe, in the end, why don’t he just drink your foot-washing water?"
"That makes sense. Master, after I finish beating this kid, I will come and give you the apprenticeship ceremony!"
Yun Yue'er chuckled, walked towards Jiang Yuan, and said excitedly: "Xiao Jiangzi, come, let's make out and make out..."
"Don't come over here. Whoever is making out with you, get away... stay away... ah..."
A scream echoed throughout the Qinglian Temple.
The monk clasped his hands together and said: "The fate is really wonderful. After all, the poor monk is more skilled and becomes the master. Isn't the disciple's money the poor monk's money?"
"I also picked up a female disciple with excellent bones. This business has made a lot of money. It doesn't matter if I attack and defend each other without training each other. My practice will make rapid progress. When troubled times come, I will soar into the sky and display my grand ambitions. A poor monk weighs one title against the other masters in the world."
The monk's eyes suddenly showed a hint of cunning, and he said: "Fairy Liuli, Fairy Liuli, you beat the poor monk, but the poor monk can't beat you, then the poor monk will accept a disciple and beat your man every day, hahaha, if it weren't for the monks who don't drink, this matter would have happened , it suddenly became clear.”
He really took a fancy to Yun Yue'er's talent. The first time they met on the bank of the Huansha River, he said that Yun Yue'er's talent was good. In fact, he had a little hidden agenda. If his apprentice could gain more energy, he could steal it. Her Liuli Fairy's man is truly wonderful.
The more the monk thought about it, the happier he became, and there was a wind in his eyes when he walked.
Early the next morning, when it was still dark, a red Porsche stumbled on the bumpy dirt road. Xue Qian was disgraced and wanted to die.
I originally thought that the road conditions would be bad when I came to the countryside, so I wanted to drive that Mercedes-Benz G with a high chassis, but Yun Yue'erfei said, it's okay, the roads here are all hardened, and it is a 5a-level scenic spot developed by the state with an investment of 600 million.
She knew she had been tricked until she saw Jiang Yuan and Yun Yue'er laughing at the entrance of Qinglian Temple. In fact, Xue Qian didn't need to wait until she arrived at Qinglian Temple and turned into the alley, Xue Qian knew that Bota couldn't be pushed away. , people and cars will be destroyed together.
"Boss, why don't you entertain me by driving a sports car on a dirt road? You can't imagine that?"
"The poor Taoist dies first, how can I not cheat my fellow Taoists, haha." After Yun Yue'er finished laughing, she became serious and asked, "You don't have a tail!"
"Boss, I got up at four in the morning, drove a light truck to the farmer's market and wholesaled a bunch of vegetables. I also set up a stall at the market for an hour to sell vegetables, earning 237 yuan. Before I came here, I asked an old lady to help me guard the stall. Wait, who would monitor me selling vegetables for more than an hour?" Xue Qian rolled her eyes.
"Okay, we sisters have a deep love. We have a man to sleep with and fight together. This errand is done. How about my sister finding you a more fierce man?" Yun Yue'er said boldly.
"Then let's take Jiang Yuan. I was greedy for him the first time I saw him." Xue Qian glanced at Jiang Yuandao who was standing next to Yun Yue'er.
"If Jiang Yuan doesn't work, I'll use Jiang Yuan first," Yun Yue'er said.
"Hmph, they are indeed plastic sisters. They also said they sleep with men. They are all liars." Xue Qian curled her lips and said.
What the hell?
Jiang Yuan has a black line. Isn't it a bit too much for you to discuss sleeping with me in front of me? Come on, I won't resist.
The two women glanced at Jiang Yuan narrowly, and Yun Yue'er solemnly explained the details of Xue Qian's return, not to expose any flaws, and only wait for the inner ghost to surface on his own initiative.
At the end of the day, Xue Qian asked again what was the connection behind the bizarre deaths. Yun Yue'er did not explain clearly, only saying that she should go back and look at the seven deadly sins.
In fact, even Jiang Yuan didn't know how it was done. It was just a direction, but it was certain that it was man-made. If the mastermind behind it couldn't be found, everything would be in vain.
I have to take the time to ask the monk about this matter to see if there are any clues. Yun Yue'er is also trying to comfort Xue Qian, saying that deaths will not happen more frequently in the short term, but they will still happen, so she should be more vigilant. The Special Affairs Bureau cannot Chaos, whoever chaos kills.
Xue Qian, who had been given the opportunity face-to-face, had a sad face and wanted to go down the mountain. Yun Yue'er asked her to find a way to build a base station on the opposite mountain. The signal was too poor.
He also said that he could get a few computers and get an Internet cable so that he could play with them when he was bored, or he could ask a certain group to open a delivery area so that he could buy cosmetics, lipsticks, and skin care masks online.
Xue Qian was so frightened that she turned around and ran away, fearing that if she made another unreasonable request, such as sleeping with Jiang Yuan, she would suffer a huge loss.
As soon as Xue Qian left, Yun Yue'er looked at Jiang Yuan with a smile and said, "Jiang Yuan, it's time for intimacy again."
Not surprisingly, he was beaten and kicked.
Jiang Yuan was dissatisfied, saying that he was not a practitioner and would come to seek advice after practicing the peerless magic skills.
The monk was too lazy to teach him, so Yun Yue'er acted as both father and mother to guide him through the four realms of cultivation in the early stages, including attracting spirits, forming spirits, entering the hall, and entering the house.
To guide the spirit is to first introduce the spirit energy (such as clearing a clogged sewer), then nourish the spirit energy (the most important thing is to nourish the physical body through the body's acupuncture points, Dantian, etc.), and then refine the spirit (refining the spirit such as refining elixir). The mind is opened first, and then the elixir is formed. The elixir formation is like the finishing touch, and the real entrance into the palace begins.
Different practitioners have different scenes of elixir formation, but in the Five Elements and the like, it also includes all things in the world, and there are thousands of forms, such as the setting sun on a long river, the morning glow, or the fairyland and waterfalls flowing elixirs. In short, it is not limited, and the main one is Word: All tangible or intangible entities at the limit of thinking. Or a thought can become a 'dan'.
During this period, Jiang Yuan asked in a poor tone, how pitiful and unconscionable it was that the hospital aborted so many Nascent Souls that were born with elixirs every day.
Another punch and kick.
Jiang Yuan asked again that since Yun Yue'er had come to the hall, what was her natal vision for coming to the hall? Yun Yue'er said again, "How can I speak to outsiders about my natal vision?"
But after beating him again and again, he really gave Jiang Yuan some skills.
Bird opera is different from other cultivation methods. Other cultivation methods can be practiced step by step. However, animal opera is just pictures, which are the movements of some birds. Jiang Yuan didn't know how to do it, so the old monk said, follow the pictures to see if you can do it, just practice it. After practicing one picture, change it to the next one.
Jiang Yuan then began to put up various shapes in Qinglian Temple all day long, such as the independent golden rooster, the monkey stealing peaches, the monkey fighting, etc. However, it was not a problem to be beaten every day. Jiang Yuan was eager for success and ignored the old monk's instructions. Regardless of whether the practice looks like it or not, just practice it in one go.
He performed all the thousands of illustrated poses in the bird show in order in one breath, and found that there seemed to be a real air current flowing all over his body. He found that this air current could withstand Yun Yue'er's attack, but he did not dare to make a move and still pretended Nothing was fixed.
In this way, Yun Yue'er still beat him with the same intensity as before.
However, two months later, when Yun Yue'er was beating him, she discovered that he seemed to have attracted the spirit, so she quietly used the spirit energy. She found that this kid could still carry it, so she slowly increased the intensity. .
But he found that he had already used the strength of the spiritual training stage, and the boy could still bear it. He was cruel and used the strength of the Dengtang stage. Jiang Yuan didn't know that she was secretly increasing the strength. He only knew that he was still the same as before, knowing that he I could bear it, so I gritted my teeth and carried it.
However, unintentionally, all seven hundred and twenty acupoints on his body were opened by Yun Yue'er's beating with obvious personal hatred, and he truly entered the realm of spiritual training.
And all 720 acupoints in the whole body are opened at once.
This shocked the monk so much that he wanted to go down the mountain and find a girl to have fun with to see if he was dreaming.
