The monkeys, who were still pedaling, turned their heads and bent their buttocks and glanced around. They looked so vulgar, and Li Qing probably wasn't much better off. Suddenly the monkey trembled violently, then his face turned red, and he unnaturally lowered his head to look at his crotch. He held the entrance to the cab with one hand, and kept shaking his crotch with the other hand. The scene was obscene.
Seeing Li Qing's playful look, Monkey looked serious: "It only came out a little bit... It's so scary, I can't help myself..."
An electronic loli voice came to my ears: "We have entered the parallel world No. N63785532. The 46th Armored Army camp of the German Empire on the southern border of Hungary on April 6, 1941. The members of the stand-in team for this mission are to replace the missing Daimler Benz. The combat vehicle actual combat test experts I belong to, the current blur processing number WM977 hides what a hammer you are, you are a mentally retarded team, the current countdown to the end of the blur processing is 30 minutes standard time, please stand in for this mission team to prepare for the mission... …”
"Ding, you are about to participate in the assessment mission: survive during the mission and complete the main mission released by the system."
"Ding, the team's current main mission is to replace the missing combat vehicle test experts from Dailem Mercedes-Benz Company, and conduct battlefield combat test missions of the space-time stolen items VK601/Pz.Kpfw.I Ausf.C No. 002 prototype, to prevent and Eliminate the possible disturbance and impact caused by the theft of this item, and submit the No. 002 prototype vehicle battlefield test analysis report and improvement suggestions that are consistent with this test..."
"Ding, please note that in the parallel world, personal hidden identity information is not allowed to be revealed, and products that exceed the mission time and space technology are not allowed to be carried. Violators will be punished by deducting mission points of equal value!"
"Ding, it's been detected that the number WM977 is hiding two members of your retarded team, a fake tank VK601/Pz.Kpfw.I Ausf.C, the total weight of personal belongings is 46.7kg, and the overweight is 26.7kg. He carries two mobile phones that exceed the technological level of 1941 and is calculating the mission points that will be deducted..."
"Ding, No. WM977 hides a damn thing for you! You, a mentally retarded team, carry personal belongings that are 26.7kg overweight. 267 mission points are deducted. You carry 2 mobile phones with you. The technology exceeds the mission parallel world by 79 years. 158 mission points are deducted. Carrying There are several other items that surpass the mission's time and space technology. 108 mission points will be deducted. This time, a total of 533 points will be deducted. The current number WM977 is hiding a hammer from you. Your mentally retarded team has a mission score of negative 533 points. Please hide a hammer from you. Ah, you retarded team is working hard to earn mission points..."
"Grandma..." Li Qing and Hou Hou were dumbfounded when they looked at the driver's entrance that was almost overflowing and the oversized pipe wrench on the back cover of the tank.
"System?" Li Qing felt like she was being pushed out. She actually traveled to 1941, and she was still on the battlefield. Looking at the situation in front of her, she might be dragged away to shoot a cannon or something, and then die. Save. My head was buzzing, so I quickly carried forward the good habit I had in kindergarten: ask to get off the bus immediately when something is wrong!
Electronic lolita voice: "Here you are! The intelligent assistant of the Star Dou Substitute System is at your service..."
"...Is this time travel? How did we get here? Can we go back now? What's going on? You brought us here without our consent. This is It violates our most basic human rights. This is not a bus to kindergarten. We have to get off, we have to protest, we have to go home..." Li Qing's voice was shrill, and there were too many questions in her mind. Li Qing Qing felt that it was better to resolve important matters first, but her intuition told her that staying away from here was the most important thing...
Electronic Lolita: "The Star Stand System is committed to maintaining the historical development process of various parallel worlds in the universe. If the parallel worlds have events that change the historical direction of world development due to external influences, the Star Stand System will send out a team of stand-ins to repair the historical process. , correct the wrong development direction of history, and let the history of the parallel world go on the right path..."
"The stand-in team is a small team selected by the system from countless parallel worlds that is most suitable for carrying out the current main task. The team registration is valid for life. Once the task is started, it cannot be canceled or returned until the task is completed. After the task is completed, you can return to the team. The parallel world it belongs to!" The subtext of the system is: the car door is welded shut, do you want to get out of the car? The door is gone.
"Will we die?" Li Qing's voice was already trembling.
"Death is the final outcome that everyone must experience! In fact, not only humans, but any life, the earth, the parallel world, and even the entire universe are born towards death. This is the basic law of the known universe, and it is the rule of any life. Nothing can be changed!”
When Li Qing heard these words, his mind was filled with the image of a foot-picking man laughing sinisterly while speaking electronic lolita music. He felt his body tremble, his scalp numb, his crotch felt cold, and his hairs stood up... No. I shuddered consciously, these are words that only the devil can say.
"System! We have to go back now! This is not the world we are familiar with. We do not belong here. Besides, we are not professional adventurers. It is a crime to force us here to do some bullshit mission. , this is murder, this is illegal, you know? I'm going to report it..." Li Qing's voice became shriller, and a bad premonition came to her head, people might really die here! In desperation, he had no choice but to speak.
"The exclusive intelligent assistant of the Star Stand System will give appropriate help to each team before they grow up. In this mission, each team member will be temporarily given 3 elite levels to select exclusive survival skills, which can improve the survival of team members in the mission. Ability, the exclusive survival skills temporarily given can only produce effects in primary missions, and the skills cannot be used outside missions. For a better future, please live hard..."
I turned to look at the monkey next to me and found that he was shaking his pants back and forth with both hands. He noticed that I was looking at him, and my serious face gradually turned obscene: "Hey, I can't help myself a little bit. I'm really not afraid, I'm holding it back." It’s been too long, it’s really only a little bit, my legs are a little soft…”
Li Qing was speechless. Ever since the real existence of the system was confirmed, the monkey has been in a state of confusion. It has changed places and has not yet reacted. It has been in a trance, knowing that the monkey can no longer count on it: "Then what else can you do? Why are you holding it in? Why don't you quickly find a place to pee?"
The monkey slipped away with a stern look, hoping that he could find a place that was "convenient" for him, so as not to be beaten to death by others as a gangster.
Li Qing continued to ask the system: "System, let's join this...what, the Star Dou Stand-in System? What good will this stand-in team do to us? We won't do anything that is not good for us!"
Electronic Lolita: "After the stand-in team completes the assessment task, it will obtain the team's exclusive system warehouse, member-specific skills, etc. The system warehouse can have a corresponding number of tank parking spaces according to the team's level. The physical tanks stored in the stand-in team's warehouse , which can be taken out and used by team members at any time according to authorization.”
"The stand-in team must rely on itself to obtain the team's exclusive tank. The exclusive tank must be a physical object and must be completely owned by the team before it can be stored in the system warehouse."
"For the tanks and vehicles in the system warehouse, the system can provide tank repairs, maintenance, ammunition replenishment, fuel replenishment and other logistical support as needed..., and the system charges a certain amount of task points..."
"Once a team member's exclusive skills are obtained, they will be permanently effective and can be used without any obstacles in any time, space, and any environment. Once a team member exits the system team, the exclusive skills matched by that member will be stripped from the system!"
"The Star Stand System is committed to maintaining the historical development process of various parallel worlds that exist in the universe. It is an officially designated legal auxiliary system by the Universe History Development Research Association. Every citizen in the universe has the obligation to help the Star Stand System correct the wrong development direction of history. , let the history of the parallel world go on the right path..."
