After watching Li Qing's light screen turn sky blue, the monkey's claws felt a little numb. He stretched out his hand to the light screen in front of him, then retracted his hand and looked at Li Qing with a flattering look: "Should I change too?" ? How did you get this thing...Why is there no response? Please get it for me!"
Li Qing had no choice but to click on the picture of the monkey. The light screen appeared and he modified it. The name was: Liu Bo. The slide-down menu appeared: San Mao, Monkey, Mr. Monkey, Third Brother, San Monkey, Brother Monkey,... and looked helplessly. Monkey: "Which one to choose?", Liu Bo was helpless: "Grandpa, just Monkey, I'm used to being called this, I almost forgot that I still have a big size!"; Team position: Member 2/5, drop down to choose After calling the vice-captain and clicking OK, the screen in front of the monkey changed from green to sky blue.
Monkey was living in the family, and he had two older sisters. At that time, his parents chose nicknames very casually, and they called him Big Hair, Two Hairs, and Three Hairs, so everyone in the village called him Liu Sanmao.
When it was time to go to school, I asked an educated person in the village to give me a big name. My surname was Liu Mingbo. Liu Bo and Li Qing grew up together. They went to elementary school together when they were young. At that time, the elementary school was a large playground and a row of eight rooms. The tile-roofed building houses grades one to six from west to east and two offices.
There were several large locust trees behind the classroom, which could not be carried by one person. At that time, Liu Bo especially liked to climb trees. When he was not in class, he would secretly climb up the tree to play, because there was no one behind the classroom. Why should I pay attention? It wasn’t until I was in the third grade of elementary school that Liu Bo didn’t come back to class after recess. The teacher asked everyone to look for someone together. Only then did everyone discover that a small shack had appeared on a locust tree behind the classroom. When Liu Bo poked his head out of the shack in the tree with sleepy eyes, dozens of people under the tree all opened their eyes. The teachers became angry with embarrassment, and the students were amazed and admired...
After Liu Bo came down from the tree, the head teacher took a small branch that he broke off from nowhere, and while whipping Liu Bo who was jumping around to avoid it, he yelled: "You like to stay in the tree so much, are you a monkey? You can't do it." He even built a nest in the tree, so monkeys live in trees..." From then on, everyone in the village knew that the third son of the Liu family was a monkey...
Electronic lolita voice: "Ding, we are about to enter the parallel world No. N63785532. The 46th Armored Army camp of the German Empire on the southern border of Hungary on April 6, 1941. The countdown has entered the standard time of 15 minutes. Please prepare the replacement team for this mission. .”
"Ding, please note that in the parallel world, personal hidden identity information is not allowed to be revealed, and products that exceed the mission time and space technology are not allowed. Violators will be punished by deducting mission points of equal value!"
"System, what, what should we prepare?" Li Qing sighed and accepted her fate.
Electronic Lolita: "Members of the stand-in team for this mission can carry any items that are helpful to the mission that do not exceed the technological level of 1941. The intelligent assistant of the Star Stand System recommends that members of the stand-in team choose items that are helpful for this mission. Weight No more than 10kg/person, and no more than 0.5 cubic meters in volume, otherwise task points of equal value will be deducted from the excess!"
"Uncle, if it's true, I need to prepare something..." Li Qing whispered unconsciously, staring at the monkey with big eyes, then reacted at the same time, and hurriedly climbed out of the car. Since he couldn't understand, Just do what you can do first.
"What can I get?" Monkey was a little confused.
"Take what you have, don't worry about so much, look for it separately!" Li Qing looked helplessly at the empty warehouse.
After a while, the electronic lolita voice said: "Ding, we are about to enter the parallel world No. N63785532. The 46th Armored Army Camp of the German Empire on the southern border of Hungary on April 6, 1941. The countdown has entered the standard time of 1 minute. Please ask the stand-in team this time. Mission personnel are prepared for the switch.”
The already empty warehouse became even emptier. There was nothing left to take. Li Qing stopped to take a deep breath and watched the monkey holding a large pipe wrench and trying to stuff it into the cab with a crazy look on his face. Li Qing quickly said "Stop, stop, young man, I advise you to use rat tail juice. How heavy is it? Your pipe wrench weighs more than 20 pounds, right? I didn't pay attention just now. What did you get?"
"Ah? Ouch..., okay, I won't take this one. Thieves can take advantage of this thing in a fight..."
"In 1941, Hungary, during the Second World War, did you need to use pipe wrench to fight with others? Come on, do you use anything else that is useless? Don't be overweight and don't understand anything. , has grandma been cheated?"
Reaching out and grabbing the pipe wrench that the monkey was holding tightly in his hand, Li Qing placed it on the back cover of the car out of habit. Li Qing kicked the monkey angrily: "Are you afraid of something? It's a blessing, not a curse. You can't avoid it. Don’t be a Red Army soldier if you are afraid of death..."
"Um, what did you take? I didn't pay attention to what I took. I threw it in the car when I saw it..."
Electronic lolita voice: "Ding, we are about to enter the parallel world No. N63785532. The 46th Armored Army camp of the German Empire on the southern border of Hungary on April 6, 1941. Please prepare your stand-in team for the transition. Countdown to 10, 9, 8..."
"..." Looking at the driver's entrance that was about to overflow, Li Qing trembled: "I think we can still save a little bit..."
Li Qing and Monkey climbed into the car crazily, thinking about taking out some things in the cab.
Electronic lolita sound: "...3, 2, 1, start converting..."
Li Qing looked at the chariot that was slowly turning transparent and the monkey's distorted face, and he probably couldn't see his own face either.
There was a blur of white in front of his eyes, and then there seemed to be a noisy sound in his ears. When his eyes gradually adapted to seeing things, Li Qing was surprised to find that he was no longer in the original warehouse.
What came into view was a forest clearing. There were still some dead leaves on the tall trees around the clearing, and the low bushes nearby were a little green. Maybe it was because winter had not completely passed yet, and the temperature was still a little cold. Low, the golden afterglow of the setting sun shines mottled on the clearing in the forest.
There are many dark gray tanks of various types parked haphazardly in the open space. The painting has an obvious early German style. The dark yellow iron cross logo on a white background shows the origin of these tanks. They are accompanied by a large number of half-tracks and trucks. , motorcycles, seemed crowded in this forest glade. There were many green-eyed foreigners wearing black combat uniforms and tank caps busy around. The voices coming from time to time were lively and noisy. Li Qing felt a little urgent to urinate, and He said helplessly that he didn’t understand what he was saying at all.
Everything is not that real, it seems like I have wandered into the filming set of some crew, but what is this damn tension going on? The surrounding cliffs were not actors. Li Qing concluded from the experience of dozens of group fights, large and small, that this was the atmosphere before the filming started.
You have to hide behind, and you must not be used as cannon fodder for personal heroism.
