"Ding, the replacement item VK601/Pz.Kpfw.I Ausf.C has been detected, with an appearance similarity of 85%, equipment performance similarity of 30%, combat performance similarity of 8%, protective performance similarity of 150%, and mobility performance similarity of 80 %, with 2 crew members, meets the conditions for avatar transformation. The avatar transformation will take place after 60 minutes of standard time. Please prepare the avatar team for this mission."
"Ding, you are about to participate in the assessment mission: survive during the mission and complete the main mission released by the system."
"Ding, we are about to enter the parallel world No. N63785532. The 46th Armored Army camp of the German Empire on the southern border of Hungary on April 6, 1941. The countdown has entered the 60-minute standard time. Please prepare the replacement team for this mission."
"Ding, please note that in the parallel world, personal hidden identity information is not allowed to be revealed, and technological products that transcend mission time and space are not allowed to be carried. Violators will be punished by deducting mission points of equal value!"
Li Qing squatted on the front cover of the tank, holding a large hammer in his hand. He had to move his attention away from the 20mm steel pipe on the turret in front of him, which was called the gun barrel. His eyes drifted to the butt of the car behind, feeling A lot of question marks floated across my head.
Didn't the monkey spray paint the tank behind the tank? Just now, I heard the sound of the paint spray gun "click, click, click", and now the sounds of mobile games are coming out! How did he manage to play with his phone while working?
Just as I was thinking about it, a monkey's voice came from behind the car: "Boss Li, should I call you Li Papi? Grandma is so unreasonable. Are you just lazy? You are so busy and you are still playing games." !”
Following the sound, a heavily armed man appeared from behind the car. He was dressed similarly to Li Qing. He was wearing a black imitation German work clothes, a black fisherman's hat on his head, and a dust mask on his face. He was holding a paint spray gun on one side of the monkey. He walked towards me and yelled dissatisfiedly: "Don't say you are checking information, I heard it really, it is definitely a game. I heard the enemy will arrive on the battlefield in 5 seconds. I also want to play a game. I need to take a break."
Li Qing felt confused. God, the enemy had 5 seconds to reach the battlefield. He quickly stood up and looked around. Is there anyone else in this warehouse? But in this warehouse, except for the big guy in front of him, there were wrenches and tools scattered all over the floor, and there wasn't even a big object that could cover his body elsewhere.
Li Qing and Hou Hou had their children together. They were originally poor losers who couldn't afford a wife. Last year, they got a windfall from heaven. The village in the city was demolished. After the old house was demolished and a resettlement house was taken away, the two of them even got a million yuan each. , looking at the broken bulldozer that had been parked on the demolition site for more than half a year, the two of them decided to start a business!
I quit the job where I couldn't even afford a living, rented a dilapidated factory in the suburbs, drove in the second-hand bulldozer I bought from the construction site boss, and started repairing it!
It took almost 3 months to dismantle the cab on the bulldozer and piece it together based on some pictures and information from the Internet. I was stunned to turn an old Dongfanghong bulldozer into a World War II German tank. He has a C-type appearance, of course, which means he looks strong on the outside but strong on the inside.
The reason why it was changed to the No. ΙC type is that, in addition to the similar size of the two, it is also because both Monkey and Li Qing like to use the No. ΙC type tank in the game to slaughter young in the novice room to satisfy themselves. It can be said that the performance data of size Ι C model is very familiar to me. After discussion, the two of them felt that size Ι C model is the most beautiful among the similar sizes. Appearance determines everything!
Yesterday, the two of them drove this unpainted car around on the dirt road in the suburbs. Everyone they saw along the way looked at it sideways. Monkeys are crazy like humans. They were shouting and excited along the way. When they came back, they couldn't wait to see it. I have to work overtime to paint, and as long as the paint is finished, at least the appearance can be perfectly restored to the appearance of the World War II tank. I have already dreamed of driving this fake tank on the street and turning heads.
Li Qing was so high on the front hood of the tank that she didn't see anyone, so she turned her head to the monkey: "Aren't you playing a mobile game?"
The monkey was also confused, and looked at the big hammer in Li Qing's hand with a bit of despair: "Where is your mobile phone? Where is it hidden? Don't rely on the hammer, a straight man with a hammer cannot be a lolita..."
"Ding, please note that the Star Dou Stand System has been activated. The Stand Team has taken the initiative to apply for the enlistment assessment task. If you pass the assessment task, you will be officially included in the Star Dou Stand System. The Stand Team is currently level 1. Please confirm the team name."
The voice appeared again. Li Qing ignored the sudden voice and shouted at the monkey without giving up: "Hide your fucking hammer, you retarded man!"
"Ding, what a hammer you are hiding! You can use the name of the mentally retarded team, and it is being filed."
"Ding, the name of the Hidden Hammer, you mentally retarded team has been generated. Congratulations, the Hidden Hammer, you mentally retarded team has joined the Star Dou Substitute System, number WM977..."
"Ding, special reminder..."
What a mess, Li Qing gave the monkey a hammer, and his eyes signaled the monkey to climb off the tank and start looking for someone. Someone must be playing a prank, and people who tease people always tease it, so they should find it, repair it, and have fun.
The monkey also saw that something was wrong, put down the paint spray gun, casually fumbled for a large adjustable wrench on the ground, and looked for it on the other side of the tank.
"..." Five minutes later, Li Qing and Monkey looked at each other. They circled the thing in front of them three times and found nothing. Electronic loli sounds kept coming from their ears: "Ding, what the hell are you hiding right now?" Hammer, your mentally retarded team is level 1 and can accommodate 5 members. The current number of members is 2. Please confirm the leader..."
Li Qing took off his gas mask, glanced at the warehouse ceiling, and saw a smooth cement wall. With a flash of inspiration, he yelled at the monkey: "Inside the tank!" Then he quickly turned over and entered from the commander's position in the tank turret. Inside the car, the monkey reacted and got into the car through the circular driver's entrance on the left side of the tank's front cover.
Li Qing got into the car and squatted in the back seat to look around. At this time, the monkey also got into the car and was looking around. The space in the tank was okay, but the light was not very good. But no matter how bad the light was, except for the driver's seat of the car, It was a set of things, and everything else had been completely dismantled, so the contents of the tank were clearly visible. Except for the two people who had just entered, there were only a few larger movable items in the tank.
Li Qing casually touched the portable high-intensity flashlight on the ground and took a look at it. It was indeed a flashlight. Still a little worried, he tapped the steel plate under his feet a few times, then opened it and looked at the light emitted by the flashlight. The bright light, well, it is indeed a flashlight, it doesn't look like it makes a sound...
At this time, the monkey was also confused. He watched Li Qing shoot his flashlight around and asked tentatively: "Grandma, do you hear where this sound comes from?"
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