Xiao Yunfan felt a headache when two old monsters attacked at the same time. Suddenly he had a plan in mind and stepped back. He imitated Xiong Tuishan's voice and said, "Good girl, I can do it alone, I don't need your help."
When the crazy old woman heard this, she immediately stopped and said, "Brother Xiong, I know you have always been conceited and don't need little sister to intervene, but to be on the safe side, I will take care of this person first."
Xiong Tuishan also lowered his hand and said: "Sister Feng, don't listen to this kid's nonsense. This guy just imitated me." Xiao Yunfan also said: "Sister Feng, don't listen to this kid's nonsense. I will kill you within three moves. Take him down.”
Xiong pushed up the mountain and pushed forward, using his fists to create wind. Xiao Yunfan relied on his dexterous body skills to dodge. The crazy old woman hesitated for a moment, unable to tell which one was true. At this time, Xiao Yunfan jumped onto a tree and said: "Oh! Sister Feng, come and help me!"
When the crazy old woman heard the sound, she hurriedly jumped up and whipped to help. Xiong Tuishan said: "You brat, don't think that I can't do anything to you in the tree." He roared wildly and punched the trunk of the tree, causing the leaves to flutter down.
Xiao Yunfan jumped to the side and said: "Sister Feng, chase quickly, don't let the enemy escape." ???????????????Then Xiong Tuishan said again: "Sister Feng, this thief is imitating me. Speak, don’t be fooled.”
The crazy old lady originally had a very good ear, but one Fengmei on the other side kept shouting one after another. It was really difficult for her to tell the truth from the lies, but if she didn't take action, the other party would really slip away, which would damage their reputation.
With a snap sound, the crazy old woman whipped her whip with extraordinary force. Xiao Yunfan deliberately lured Xiong Tuishan to attack, and with his sights on the head of the whip, he walked around behind Xiong Tuishan and said, "Oh! Sister Feng, how can you hit me with this whip?" .”
The mad mother-in-law was so anxious that she quickly retracted her long whip and asked with concern: "Brother Xiong, but I hurt you!" Xiong Tuishan said impatiently: "Sister Feng, you are so confused. You forgot that my body is invulnerable, even if your whip Even if it’s applied, it won’t hurt me. Don’t let him lie to you.”
The crazy old woman suddenly understood and gritted her teeth and said: "You bastard, you have gone too far to bully others. I will never let you go!" Xiong Tuishan stood side by side with her and said, "From now on, if I don't speak, you will know when that kid speaks. It’s fake!”
Xiao Yunfan turned over in the air, hung the scabbard behind him, kicked up a tree trunk with his left foot, and said: "Sister Feng, you are so stupid, you forgot about my body... Haha... I just like it when you hit me with a whip! "
When he said this, he still said it in Xiong Tuishan's accent. The crazy old lady's cheeks felt hot when she heard it, and Xiong Tuishan also felt his face turn red. Although Xiao Yunfan didn't know what happened between the two of them, his unintentional words made the two of them confused.
Xiong Tuishan pushed the tree trunk away with his left hand, and finally couldn't help but said: "Sister Feng, don't listen to his nonsense." Xiao Yunfan imitated the voice of the crazy old woman and said: "So you damn ghost likes me to beat you with a whip!"
The two of them were a hundred years old together, but when the past events from those years came to mind again, they both had their own concerns. Xiong Tuishan is known as having a "heart of stone", but he is always gentle to the crazy old woman. The crazy mother-in-law naturally knew what he meant, but she was already married, so she could only bury this feeling deep in her heart.
Xiao Yunfan saw the two of them froze. He clicked his tongue, crossed his arms in front of his chest, laughed loudly, and said in his original voice: "You two old monsters are a perfect match. One is not like a human, and the other is not like a ghost. It’s a match made in heaven.”
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the two of them said in unison: "Shut up!" Xiao Yunfan said sarcastically: "You can just flirt and flirt in bed, but now it's really inappropriate in front of me, an outsider!"
The two of them were furious and insisted on killing him under their palms. The wind of fists and shadows of whips roared towards him. Xiao Yunfan said: "Excuse me!" He said and ran down the hillside. The two of them also chased after him. Suddenly, their feet gave way and they fell into a big pit.
The two wanted to jump up, but they didn't want to be hit by a rain of arrows above their heads. After being forced into a pit by a hail of arrows, countless amounts of sand were immediately thrown down from their heads. The two men's martial arts were not weak, but there was mud in the pit and it was very slippery. The soles of my feet became very heavy after being stained with mud.
In a short time, the two of them were buried up to their necks in the sand, with only their heads exposed. When the torch was lit, the crowd separated. Li Rusong walked out slowly and said with a smile, "Brother Xiao, what a good plan." Xiao Yunfan said, "Brother, that's ridiculous!"
Li Rusong looked at the thief and said loudly: "But the dog thief let you and other rats come and kill my soldiers?" Neither of them answered. Xiao Yunfan said: "The elder brother wants these people to talk, but the younger brother has many ways."
As he spoke, he looked at Xiong Tuishan and said, "If you don't speak, then I will let these people pee on your head." Xiong Tuishan opened his eyes with a gray face and said, "Shi can't be killed, so you'd better give me a favor." Have fun!"
??????????????? Xiao Yunfan said with a smile: "What kind of scholar can be killed but not humiliated? I want to humiliate you! Not only will I pee on your head, but I will also..." Xiong Tuishan said: "You..." Crazy Granny said sadly at this time: "Brother Xiong, it was your little sister who harmed you."
Xiong Tuishan said: "Sister Feng, if a man dies, he will die. It's not a big deal. Since we were captured by mistake, we should have expected the consequences. I think I, Xiong Tuishan, have been arrogant all my life, but at the end of my life, I will fall into the hands of an unknown soldier."
Li Rubai looked at Xiong Tuishan and said calmly: "The ones who captured you are not unknown people! This brother Xiao is very famous in the world!"
Before Xiong Tuishan could say anything, a bright light flashed in the heart of the crazy old woman, and she shouted: "Are you Xiao Yunfan?" Xiao Yunfan pointed at Xiong Tuishan and said, "I am not Xiao Yunfan, could he be Xiao Yunfan?"
The crazy old woman sighed: "It's a pity, it's a pity..." Xiao Yunfan said: "It's a pity that your success failed this time, otherwise another innocent life would be ruined in your hands."
The crazy old woman said: "It's a pity that I couldn't catch you, otherwise..." Xiao Yunfan said: "Otherwise you would use the same method to deal with me." The crazy old woman couldn't help but said: "That's right! If I catch you, I will definitely Let you tell the whereabouts of Emperor Xuanyuan's bones. It's a pity..."
Xiao Yunfan touched his chin and said: "It's a pity that the word is useless. Losing is losing, winning is winning. But the bones of Emperor Xuanyuan you are talking about are not in my hands."
The crazy old woman lost her voice and said: "What?" She was extremely disappointed and murmured: "Tan Lang, I am willing to do anything for you. But this time I was still deceived."
Xiao Yunfan also deduced the whole story from the few words spoken by the crazy old woman. It was most likely Zhang Sixiu who said that the bones of Emperor Xuanyuan were in his body and that this person was used by him in order to save his lover.
Li Rusong looked at Xiao Yunfan thoughtfully and asked, "Brother Xiao, we have captured these two thieves. We will sacrifice their heads to Brother Liu tonight."
Xiao Yunfan nodded and said, "You can do whatever the elder brother says. It's easy to get the old woman's head, but it's not easy to get the old man's head." Li Rusong said, "Why?" Xiao Yunfan said, "This person is very skilled. Kung Fu, even a knife or ax would be difficult to cut through.”
Xiong Tuishan laughed and said, "That's right, you can't kill me." Xiao Yunfan pointed at the crazy old woman coldly and said, "I can kill her first." Xiong Tuishan's expression changed and he said, "You...you... "
Xiao Yunfan said: "It seems that you still feel sorry for this old woman. If I asked one of you to die and the other to live, would you be willing to die for her?" Xiong Tuishan said without thinking, "I am willing to die for her." She dies."
The mad mother-in-law felt sad and said: "Brother Xiong, what are you doing? This kid is obviously lying." Xiong Tuishan said softly: "Sister Feng, you and I are destined not to be husband and wife in this life, but you have to promise me to be husband and wife in the next life. How is my wife?"
The crazy mother-in-law was moved in her heart and said softly: "Brother Xiong, my little sister has failed you in this life...I promise you that if there is an afterlife, my little sister is willing to be my brother's wife." Xiong Tuishan laughed loudly and said with firm eyes: " Boy, I hope you keep your word."
At this moment, a flag flew from mid-air. I saw an old man standing on the flag. The old man had a bronze ghost face and his robes were fluttering. Xiao Yunfan immediately became alert. The soldiers behind Li Rusong also picked up their weapons and formed a semicircle.
This old man is none other than the Great Dharma King Duan Kunlun. They saw him turn over and fall from the flag, then turn the flag and throw it on the ground. By the light of the fire, everyone saw that it was really the flag of the commander-in-chief's camp.
Duan Kunlun clasped his hands behind his back and said: "Xiao Yunfan, you are really amazing. In a burst of smoke, such a famous person with a stone heart fell into your hands, but you are too happy too early."
Xiao Yunfan strode forward and said, "You must be entrusted by that person to come here." Duan Kunlun said, "Since you have guessed my purpose, I will open the skylight and speak frankly. Let them go, and then retreat. Fifty miles.”
Li Rusong stood up proudly and said: "Rebellious officials and traitors are also worthy of negotiating terms!" Duan Kunlun took out a brocade box from his arms and raised it. It was Ye Mengxiong's handsome seal box. Just listen to him saying calmly: "If you want Ye Mengxiong to live, just do as I say."
When Xiao Yunfan saw which flag appeared, he knew that he had fallen into a trap. Zhang Sixiu sent these people to cause trouble because of the enchantment formation, and the real purpose of the other party was Ye Mengxiong. After catching Ye Mengxiong, everyone had no choice but to retreat.
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Li Rusong raised his sword eyebrows and said: "You dare to touch a hair of Ye Shuai, our Liaodong cavalry will trample Ningxia Town in a few days, and I will die without a burial place."
Duan Kunlun smiled and said: "Big words can't scare me. Can you agree to Xiao Yunfan's two conditions?" Xiao Yunfan clenched his fist and said to Li Rusong: "Brother, Ye Shuai is in the hands of the other party now, let's let him go."
Li Rusong waved his hand and said, "Brothers, step back." As he said this, the entire group of people stepped back. Xiao Yunfan said loudly: "Your Majesty, there is nothing wrong with saving people, but what does your master want before he is willing to let Ye Shuai go!"
Duan Kunlun said: "It's very simple. You hand over the Six Treasures of Martial Arts. After the Lord examines it, he will naturally release you." Xiao Yunfan said: "How can I trust you?" Duan Kunlun said: "You have no choice."
Everyone stepped back and saw Duan Kunlun stretching out his palms from his sleeves, then clapped his hands on the ground and shouted: "Get up!" There was a loud bang, the sand scattered, and the two people buried in the ground shouted for Duan Kunlun. It was pulled hard and flew out of the soil with a scraping sound.
A burst of white smoke rose, and after the white smoke passed, the three people disappeared. Li Rubai walked up to Xiao Yunfan, looked at the pit on the ground and said, "Brother Xiao, those two people were in our hands just now, why don't you use their lives as chips to exchange for Ye Shuai?"
Xiao Yunfan said: "In the eyes of Master Dafa King, whether they are saved or not is irrelevant to the overall situation. With Ye Shuai in the hands of the other party, we are only at the mercy of others."
