Chapter 286 Five Monsters

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A dark cloud covered the bright moon in the night sky. The mountain wind blew and the dead branches on the trees rattled.

Two white lanterns hung on the eaves of a broken house, swaying left and right in the wind. The door panel of the house also shook back and forth, and a burst of black smoke came out of the house.

After the black smoke passed, a hooded and stooped old woman staggered out, leaning on a withered cane. Against the pale light, her paper-pale face became even paler.

The old woman's eyes were not open, but if she looked carefully, her upper and lower eyelids were sewn together. Suddenly she took off her hat, and her white hair spread out over her shoulders.

There was a whistle in the distance, and the old woman's ears twitched. Following her, she crooked to the ground and flew towards the whistle like a bat.

The old woman stopped, and in front of her stood a richly decorated carriage. The old woman clenched the cane in her hand and made a hoarse voice from her throat, saying: "After so many years, the Lord finally remembered the old slave."

The curtain of the carriage was not raised, and a voice came from inside the carriage: "Crazy granny, it's me." The old woman smiled and said, "It turns out to be the young master. Why didn't the old master come?" The person in the carriage said, "He has been here for a long time. died."

The smile on the old woman's face suddenly froze, and she let out a whimpering cry from her throat, which made people's hair stand on end like a night owl. The old woman suddenly said: "How did the old master die?" The man in the car asked: "Did I kill him?"

The old woman's skinny fingers clenched the cane again and said: "You are his disciple, why do you do such a treasonous thing?" The voice in the car said: "The old guy is dead, you don't have to hide around anymore."

The old woman snorted coldly and said: "So why did you kill him to save me?" The voice in the car said slowly: "Of course not. He felt that his life was approaching and asked me to give him a ride." The old woman said: "So now you are the head of the Ghost Sect."

The person in the car said: "No. Now that there is no Gui Xiang Sect in the world, how can there be a Gui Xiang Sect Master?" The old woman trembled slightly and said, "What do you mean by what you said?" The person in the car said: " Ye Kongqun destroyed the Ghost Prime Minister!"

The old woman turned around and murmured: "You came here to ask me to help you get rid of Ye Kongqun?" The person in the car said: "Ye Kongqun is gone now." The old woman turned around and said: "Then What do you mean by coming to see me?"

The person in the car was Zhang Sixiu. He said slowly: "I'm looking for the crazy old lady to tell you that I can help you find what you want." The old woman showed a weird smile on her lips and said: "What can I, a madman, ask for? ?You can go, you don’t have to come to me.”

Zhang Sixiu got out of the car and said calmly: "Crazy Granny, don't you want to know how to save your husband?" Crazy Granny suddenly stopped and said, "Things like what you are talking about may not exist in this world."

Zhang Sixiu said: "The bones of Emperor Xuanyuan are now in the body of a person named Xiao Yunfan." The crazy old woman moved her ears again and said, "Who is Xiao Yunfan? How can he get the bones of Emperor Xuanyuan?"

Zhang Sixiu saw that she was thinking and said slowly: "The bones of Emperor Xuanyuan are hidden in Jiuyao Linglong. Now all the six treasures in the martial arts are in the hands of this person. If the crazy old woman catches this person, she can get the bones of Emperor Xuanyuan to cure your husband's chronic illness." .”

The crazy old woman said: "Why do you want to help the old woman?" Zhang Sixiu said: "Of course I have my own purpose." The crazy old woman said: "Tell me about it."

Zhang Sixiu said: "This Xiao Yunfan is my lifelong rival. He has a black scabbard in his hand. In addition to knowing extremely powerful swordsmanship, he also has a weird martial arts. He can summon birds and beasts. It will be difficult for me to kill him." extremely difficult."

Crazy Granny smiled and said: "You are the apprentice of the old master. You have no way. How can the old lady have any solution?" Zhang Sixiu said: "As far as I know, Crazy Granny has several sworn friends. If you join forces, I believe Xiao Yunfan Not an opponent."

The crazy old woman stopped talking, and her sleeves moved, and a cloud of black smoke rose from the ground. After the black smoke passed, she disappeared. Zhang Sixiu unfolded the folding fan in his hand and said to the air: "Crazy mother-in-law, if you want to save your husband, wait for me here in three days."

A handsome-looking man slowly walked out of a huge pool. This man looked to be only about twenty years old. He changed into a soft white robe after walking out of the pool.

The crazy old woman walked out from behind a stone door, crawled on the ground like a dog, and crawled towards the man step by step. The man suddenly couldn't help but gag when he saw her ugly appearance. The crazy old woman slowly crawled up to him and said softly: "Tan Lang, your illness can be cured!"

The man said: "If I look at you less, my illness will naturally get better." The crazy old woman whispered: "I know that I look ugly. Don't I find good-looking girls to accompany you every day? Why don't you still?" happy?"

The man snorted in his nostrils and said: "I can only look at those women, and after I looked at them, didn't you kill them?" The crazy old woman said faintly: "Are you distressed?"

The man said: "I..." the crazy old woman said, raising his toes and kissing them slowly. ??????????????????Although the man tried his best to resist, a look of joy suddenly appeared on his face. The man said: "I know you are good. You are much better than those women."

A smile appeared on the corner of the crazy old woman's mouth and she said, "Tan Lang, have I found a way to cure you?" The man said happily, "Oh?" The crazy old woman said, "But I still need three helpers."

The man kicked her away angrily and said, "Why are you so useless? Why do you need three helpers if you are not very capable?" The crazy old woman whispered softly: "Tan Lang, don't be angry, my Although his skills are high, his opponents are not ordinary people."

The man leaned down, touched her face and said, "Okay, you go find her now..." The crazy old woman touched his cheek and said, "I, I'll go right away. For you, I will My heart is willing to take it out.”

There is a person hidden in a leafy tree. This person's body is wrapped in the tree, only his face is exposed. His eyebrows and beard are all covered with vines, and his forehead is covered with green moss.

The crazy old lady walked under the tree and said, "Old monster, you're not dead yet?" The face on the tree opened its eyes and said, "You thief bitch is not dead yet, how can I dare to die?"

The crazy old woman said: "Don't talk nonsense. I came to you to ask you to move away!" The face on the tree said: "I have lived here for so many years. I am now a tree. If you want me to move away, don't you have to?" I die?"

The crazy old woman used her crutch to pick up a wild flower and flew it towards the face. The face opened its mouth, rolled the wild flower into its mouth with a thin tongue, and chewed it up.

The crazy old woman said: "Old monster, now that Nie Qianchou is dead, we don't have to hide here and there anymore." The tree-faced weirdo said: "Are you telling the truth?" The crazy old woman said: "Of course it is true, yes His apprentice told me this personally."

The tree-faced weirdo asked: "Could it be Nie Qianchou's trick?" The crazy old woman asked: "Now that the ghosts are gone, will Nie Qianchou still crawl out of the grave?"

The tree-faced monster blinked and said, "Isn't this why you came to me?" The crazy old woman said, "I came to you because I want you to help me get rid of someone." The tree-faced monster said, "I Why help you?"

The crazy old woman said: "Because you are a monster." The tree-faced weirdo said: "I am a monster, but don't forget, monsters also have monster rules." The crazy old woman took out a finger-sized white jade bottle from her sleeve.



The tree-faced weirdo's eyes shone brightly and he said, "Ziwei Fairy Dew." The crazy old woman held the bottle in her hand and said, "Are you still unwilling to agree?"

The tree-faced weirdo sighed with a bitter look on his face: "It's a pity that I am trapped by this tree now, and the skin of my hands and feet is almost integrated with it. I'm afraid I will die if I move. Even if you tempt me with crape myrtle dew, I won't move." "

The crazy old woman said and put the crape myrtle fairy dew on the ground, turned around and said: "Look, this crape myrtle fairy dew is here. If you still want it, then you can get it down for me. Come to me in two days and call me the old lady." superior."

After the crazy old woman left, a lump suddenly bulged out of the soil, and a human head suddenly emerged from the soil. The tree-faced weirdo said: "Bumpkin, that fairy dew belongs to me, so don't take advantage of it."

The man in the soil said: "You said the fairy dew belongs to you, but the fairy dew is placed on the ground. The ground is under my control, so it is naturally mine." The tree-faced weirdo said angrily: "You dare to move it and try it?"

The weirdo from the soil said: "Okay, okay, I'm teasing you, I don't care about this thing. What on earth does this thief bitch want to do with you and my brother? It's mysterious."

The weirdo on the tree said with a smile: "She can only find you and me for one thing, and that is her precious dead husband." The weirdo on the tree said: "How can you see it?" The weirdo on the tree said: "This woman is willing to give up the fairy dew Take it out, if it weren't for her precious husband, he would never be so generous."

??????????????????The weirdo from the soil sneezed and said, "That makes sense! But if you help her, you can get benefits, what can I get?" The weirdo on the tree said: " You can get this woman’s sweet kiss!”

The weirdo cursed: "This thief woman looks like a ghost. If she wants to kiss me, she might as well let me die."

The crazy old woman walked into a cave on crutches. Inside the cave, a man wearing animal skins and a beard was eating food. She tapped a gong with her cane and said, "Brother Xiong, my little sister is polite!"

The strange man turned his face and said angrily: "Whoever disturbs my eating will die." As he said that, he stood up and attacked the crazy old woman with his fist. The crazy granny moved and avoided the opponent's punch.

The strange man jumped up and struck with another punch. The crazy old woman stepped aside to avoid the attack, and the strange man punched the stone wall of the cave. The stone wall immediately shattered and stone fragments flew everywhere. The opponent launched another fierce attack, and the crazy granny almost retreated out of the cave entrance.

After dodging the opponent's punch, the crazy old woman jumped behind him and said, "Brother Xiong, my little sister has something to say." The weird man said, "No matter what you have to say, you should know my rules."

The crazy old woman said: "Of course my little sister knows Brother Xiong's rules, but I really came to you with something very important to ask for your help." The strange man rolled his eyes like bells and said: "Humph! No matter what you have to do , the rules cannot be broken!”

As he spoke, he walked back into the cave by himself, where he was seen sitting in front of a stone bench, picking up an iron bar and eating it. After eating the iron bars, he took a stone the size of an egg and clenched it with his fist. The stone immediately turned into powder. He poured the stone powder into a cup and drank it with water.

When the crazy old woman heard that he had finished eating, she said slowly: "Brother Xiong, I'm here to ask you to do me a favor." Xiong Tuishan interrupted her before he could finish his words and said, "When have you ever asked for help?" ?Again, because of your good-for-nothing husband?" The mad mother-in-law said angrily: "You are not allowed to call Tan Lang a good-for-nothing!"

Xiong Tuishan laughed and said: "A Feng, you were a beautiful woman back then. Don't you regret that this trash has become like this?" The crazy old woman said: "Brother Xiong, I have Tan Lang in my heart. Tan Lang also has me in his heart. For him, I am not afraid even if I am broken into pieces."

Xiong Tuishan said: "You did this to him, but is he really worth what you do?" Crazy Granny said firmly: "It's worth it! I hope Brother Xiong can help me." Xiong Tuishan felt soft and said: "Okay, Silly girl." The crazy mother-in-law knelt down and kowtowed and said, "Thank you very much, little sister. Please come to me in two days."