In terms of fortune, Uniform has been called the "female version of Taichi", "the eternal second to last in the three realms", "as bad as the person whose name cannot be mentioned"... and so on, and even amid such overwhelming "bad comments" ”, Yui is still able to thrive, and her character is evident.
The female version of Taiyi is a closer description. Not only is Yui's luck ridiculously bad, but her heartless mentality is also very similar to Taiyi.
If Taichi is 250% happy-go-lucky, then Yui is at least three-quarters of Taichi’s strength! Compared to ordinary people, he is simply a super optimist.
Yui was originally a bad student among bad students. She basically struggled in junior high school and was hopeless in high school. However, because of her one-of-a-kind appearance and the sweetness of the most typical Japanese girl, she planned to become an idol.
Before becoming an idol, Yui heard that the idol industry is very difficult. The future is uncertain and full of dangers. The success rate is very low. Only one idol can be born among hundreds of thousands of people. And idols only rely on their youth. Once they are past their prime, , it is even more difficult to become a star!
However, Yui thought: No matter how difficult it is, it will not be harder than studying. Moreover, she has a natural disadvantage in studying - her brain is not good; but she has a natural advantage in being an idol - a super beautiful girl, so at the age of 12, she set her ambitions. Take the initiative to find a brokerage company.
Things are unpredictable. Yui failed to find an agency, but was found by a group of strange people. They said they wanted her to become a supernatural being, or to form a group with two other girls to promote the extraordinary camp!
"What is extraordinary? I only know fried rice!" This was Yui's initial thought. Although her mind was not flexible, she had a sound mind and decisively called the police!
Then people from the government came and forcibly "sent" Yui to the extraordinary camp, making her inexplicably become a human master... No, as her relationship with Taichi gradually became closer, she even became a god.
Chaofan is also a profession in Yui's mind, not much different from an idol, but she was cut off by the Chaofan camp and was unable to fulfill her wish. This was always a thorn in her side.
"I never expected that after such a long time, I would have the opportunity to be an idol again. It's definitely my destiny!" Yui pinched her waist and looked up to the sky "Hahaha", with her back molars exposed!
"Did you learn a new idiom?" Taichi, who was last in luck but second in knowledge, glanced sideways at Yui, using practical actions to despise the person who was last in knowledge.
"Thanks to the teacher for giving us a sea-style homework!" Yui gritted her teeth and glared back at Taichi.
"It seems to be useful. How about doubling it in the future?" Is Taichi afraid of Yui, a mere scumbag? He has an overwhelming advantage over his opponent!
"Hmph, if you just do your homework, you don't have time to be an idol." Yui said proudly, "Do you know how heavy the practice is to be an idol?"
"You still insist on singing for fans on stage with a fever of 62 degrees? You still insist on practicing tap dancing with comminuted fractures in both legs? You practice dancing for more than 40 hours a day? You still insist on practicing singing when your throat is swollen more than 30 times? The Blue Star has 30 billion fans but never Proud? Proficient in the two languages of North and South Smecta? Holding charity performances 33 days a month? Donating all 2 trillion salary to Nanzhou?" When Taiyi heard the rhetoric of "idols practice hard", he unconsciously said a series of risqué words And out.
Mikoto, Aya, Misato, Halli: (눈‸눈)
Are you a devil? ! Also, where did you find so many words that are black for the sake of being black? How much do you hate idols? !
"Oh hehehe~" Unexpectedly, Yui, who likes and actively participates in the job of idol the most, is not moved at all, "It's only 62 degrees, it's a joke. If I can increase my body temperature to 200 degrees and hit the limit, You can do it even at 250 degrees!”
"My legs are injured. Even though I can't fly yet, I can float easily. I can also practice tap dancing by sending out air waves with my hands!"
"More than 40 hours? 33 days in a month? Have you forgotten that the time flow rate in the dimension and Blue Star's current world is different? I will go to Trigolaf's dimension. One month on this side of Blue Star's current world is equal to one month on the other side. Year!"
"It is indeed impossible to gather 30 billion fans in Blue Star, but as long as I am popular enough in the world of mountains and seas, can't I gather them in minutes? In the most desolate area here, there are more than 10 billion existence spirits, right?"
"The last is a salary of 2 trillion. Your Majesty, Teacher, you seem to have misunderstood the current currency system. If I just throw out dozens of solar energy points, I can get 2 trillion, and it's still Citi dollars! In solar energy In front of you, money is just paper! The kind that weighs tons!"
Mikoto, Aya, Misato, Halli: (ಥ_ಥ)
Why are my eyes filled with tears? Is this what it feels like to have your IQ crushed? !
Taiyi: (.;ﾟ;:Yi:;ﾟ;.)
I remember that this special set of black-talk has always been invincible and is a bomb on the Internet. How come it is worthless here at Unii? Is it because the world is changing so fast, or did I encounter an elite monster? !
"Okay, since His Majesty, brother, wants us to work as idols in the world of mountains and seas, let's give it a try. Let's start the preliminary preparations." After an awkward silence, Mikoto came out to smooth things over - she, Chengguang and Mei Ling I learned a lot about interpersonal skills.
"Five people are not enough, right?" Misato is not as obsessed with idols as Yui by nature, but she has also had thoughts about the idol industry. In addition, there are elders in the family who are involved in the entertainment industry, so she has collected a small number of "Why?" The information on "becoming an idol and what an idol should do" is much more professional than others.
"For ordinary idol groups, it is best to prepare a few more people in the early stages, and try to take care of the tastes of every viewer." Misato said eloquently, "We are extraordinary idols, and we don't need to be as close to the audience as Blue Star is today. But in essence, it is still opening up the situation for the entertainment industry, and necessary steps are indispensable.”
"You come to be the captain of this team!" Taiyi found that Miri was not showy, but she had a bit of a "Xiaonanzi" attitude, "Do you have an idea about who else needs to be recruited?"
"Among the dojo students of our same class, there is Luo Lin who is good. Among our juniors, the one who has made a big splash is Jin Jingjing. In addition, I also want to choose two or three people from Daxia." Misato does have something in mind. Huo Huo told Taiyi her team building concept, "We need some Daxia flavor, especially the fairy style in Daxia games and cartoons."
In the first round of special admissions for the Elf Dojo, Daxia relied on "Tai Yi's cheating" to get a large number of places, but none of them were suitable for idols. In the following three rounds of normal admissions, the number of candidates from all over Blue Star became relatively balanced. , and at the same time, the age levels are also enriched.
"Except for the more outstanding ones, I have to pick the rest slowly. I plan to gather about 10 people." Misato was calm and planned in detail.
