Tsk——plop——
Swish - snap -
Toshinan and Yiyi focused on dividing the God of Sorrow, starting from a rough and tumble approach to more and more tricks.
What about spiraling out the heart, claws cutting S-curves, seven equal divisions, headshots, livershots, etc. Because the God of Sorrow is indeed made of water, it only has a human shape and no organs or blood, so the scene is not bloody. .
In fact, it doesn't even count as curiosity. After all, as soon as the various parts of the God of Sorrow's body are separated, they immediately turn into water.
Everything that Min Nan and Yi Yi did was completely useless, but they were having fun playing it, shouting and posing while making moves. It didn't look like fighting, but more like a performance, and they also added a lot of catharsis. ingredients.
"We have designed so many gorgeous moves that the two of us can perform together. Every time I play against my sister, they are interrupted before they even start to be used. This time I can finally use them to my heart's content!"
Before officially getting started, Toshinan was talking excitedly to the scorpion while performing pre-movements such as a white crane spreading its wings, a peacock spreading its tail, and a tiger climbing a tree.
"That's right! My eldest sister doesn't understand the essence of martial arts at all." Yi Yi matched the concave shape of Min Nan and reminded: "Your posture is wrong. You should turn your claws up. You should turn them down and jump forward. No change. Is it like a tiger landing on the ground?"
Ai Shen originally wanted to use words to stimulate his opponent, but found that the opponent was indifferent and used himself as a target, not caring whether the attack was successful or not.
The God of Sorrow:…(⊙＿⊙;)…
It can't be done. It stands to reason that the other party is the kind of person and elf who has been oppressed for a long time. It is very consistent with the divine realm. Generally, after entering, he should be controlled by the rules immediately and lose his faith.
How come his six comrades with more outstanding wills have all fallen into gloomy mentality, and how can he, who has accumulated the most sorrow, still be as vigorous as ever?
When the God of Sorrow fell into a logical loop and couldn't extricate himself, Toshinan and Monkey's Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Bodhisattva shook his head for fear of the thunderbolt, golden light, thunder and lightning palm. They had used up most of it and were about to replace it with the Nine Yin True Claw, the ninth level of Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong.
"Yangyi, the enemy's skills are not inferior to yours and mine, I'm afraid we have to recruit foreign aid!" Toshinan made a solemn expression like spreading his wings, and his arms were slowly fluttering up and down.
The two of them once tried to let the two of them carry Toshio on his back for this group appearance, but because he was too tall to squat, he would not be able to reveal Toshio behind. It's easy to exert force and give up.
After hearing Min Nan's words, Xiang Xi felt unhappy at first, and then nodded helplessly. The other party was a soft-to-hard character, and the two of them really had no place to use their strength. Besides, after completing the Nine Heavens and Ten Earth Magic Skills, the special effects of the second set of magic skills were also gone. You must use the magic of the great eagle.
Anyway, it's not like summoning the giant eagle over, it's just about borrowing a few of his spells. The eagle still has this kind of strength.
Toshio clenched his hands into fists on his waist, roared, and made an explosive gesture. Since he couldn't fly, he used continuous small jumps to keep his feet off the ground and make his hair stand up.
The flames and thunder and lightning of the great eagle instantly appeared around his body. The flames were in the shape of protecting the body, and the thunder and lightning were in the shape of entwining.
"oh!"
"Ouch!"
"Well!"
In an environment that is equivalent to the inside of a big water balloon, Toshio, the scorpion and the god of sorrow were struck by the thunder of the big eagle at about the same time!
Toshinan's hair stood up automatically after being electrocuted, and his whole body became numb;
The roe felt a sting, and its long golden-brown hair exploded;
The God of Sorrow is the worst. His whole body is full of water and has excellent electrical conductivity. From powering up to down, and then from powering down to up, it goes back and forth without stopping, making his whole body soft and even Unable to maintain his human form, he turned towards slime.
"The second set of magical skills is easy to use, but this one won't work!" Min Nan trembled, not excited, but excited - it was a real human electronic sound without special effects.
"You, too, are injured in the same way." The God of Sorrow's electronic sound was even more intense. Compared to Toshio and Xiang, who had a certain resistance, Thunder and Lightning restrained him in all aspects.
"This little injury -" Toshio curled his lips, showing a proud expression, "Compared to the thunder and lightning of my elder sister's big cockroach, it is no different from scratching an itch."
"Even if the Big Sister's big cockroach is bombarded from the front, I can take two hits before fainting. This little electric current will only make me feel comfortable and want to hum." Yiyi was convinced by Toshinan's words and acted proudly. Head held high.
"You also feel comfortable? I thought I was the only one who felt like I was being massaged." Min Nan discovered a new way to relax - after being beaten by my elder sister, when he is recovering from his injuries in the world of mountains and seas, he can try asking for help. Hu cooperated with Daxi and asked them to help him with water and electricity therapy.
"Crazy!" The God of Sorrow yelled at the top of his lungs. He had completely transformed into a slime and continued to "evolve" in the direction of wax oil.
His changes made it difficult for Toshio and Yi to deal with: their moves were all against humanoid creatures. After the opponent turned into mud, should they be allowed to lie on the ground and attack?
"Have we ever invented a move to attack the ground?" Toshinan couldn't think of a way and turned to the scorpion for help.
The monkey shook his head and said hesitantly: "In the martial arts movies and novels you asked me to study, there is a set of whirlwind underground legs that are very close, but that requires us to lie on the ground to attack standing enemies..."
Amidst the crackling special effects sounds, Toshio and Xiangxi whispered countermeasures, and they did not forget to change their looks from time to time. After all, they are martial arts practitioners, so the postures they pose must look good.
"I'm convinced!" The God of Sorrow literally spread out on the ground, begging for mercy with special echo effects, hoping that the two immortals would quickly stop their spells.
"This -" Min Nan's eyes signaled to Yi: Do you accept it? I haven't had enough!
狌狌: I haven’t fought enough either, so why don’t I think I didn’t hear you?
Toshinan thought for a while and firmly refused, "No, do you remember the time when we begged for mercy, but my sister ignored us and beat us? Think about our mentality at that time."
Xiangyi recalled it for a moment, and then said with relief, "Yes, eldest sister doesn't care about the rules of the world, but we martial arts practitioners cannot do unjust things!"
What kind of mentality did they have? What appeared in their minds were all the tragic memories of not giving in and having to stand firm. To save others by themselves, they chose to let the God of Sorrow go, even though they still couldn't figure out why the God of Sorrow wanted to surrender.
After the thunder and lightning dissipated, Ai Shen tried to reshape his human form several times, but failed several times, so he had to talk to Toshio and Xiang in a lump.
"Aren't you afraid of being alone?" The God of Sorrow didn't express his displeasure. It was all due to the failure of the rules of his divine domain that he became a sandbag, allowing his opponents to beat him in different ways.
"Maybe...are you afraid?" Toshinan and Yiyi looked at each other. They had never thought about such a philosophical question.
The field of mourning emphasizes the ubiquitous loneliness in the modern world despite being surrounded by crowds of people.
Once the enemy of the God of Sorrow is afraid of loneliness, he will feel sad and "sleep a lot", and eventually cannot sleep at all.
But after meeting Toshinan and Yiyi, the sadistic trick was useless. The other party felt sad at the first moment, but was soon suppressed by other emotions and became positive.
The God of Sorrow's divine power has been contaminated, and he can only sense a few negative emotions. He is no longer as omnipotent as when his emotions were positive, so he cannot tell which emotion his opponent relied on to defeat him.
"What is your most fearful feeling?" The God of Sorrow realized that the other party did not understand the tactful question and decided to go straight to the point.
