When Takamine was at the Aokigahara station, he was going through a standard process of pretending to be a slap in the face and acquiring new companions. Taichi, who had become a support staff of the "real" protagonists, was invited to the Prime Minister's Office.
Taichi initially didn't want to be interviewed in a serious, tense and lively place. This was the knowledge of ordinary people who had been born in two lifetimes. Because of his hesitation, Tatsuya and Yayoi had a dispute.
Tatsuya: The leader should not be involved in so many worldly matters. Not to mention the Prime Minister, even His Majesty Heisei cannot talk to adults on an equal footing. This is the class gap between humans and gods.
Yayoi: That’s nonsense. Ghostwriter-sama has never regarded himself as a god. He has always been approachable and gave us the opportunity to become a super trouble. Besides, he also needs to meet important people in the outside world, otherwise he will be ignored by you.
Tatsuya: Put the P, I am not trying to make excuses (Tatsuya is particularly taboo about this statement, and he lost his mind and cursed in an instant)!
Yayoi: Oh, it seems like I hit a sore spot on you? !
Tatsuya: No!
Yayoi: That’s right!
Tatsuya: No! No! No!
Yayoi: That’s right! Add countless more! Plus forever!
(*￣rǒ￣)
Taiyi: Am I in kindergarten?
The final result of the discussion was that Taiyi had to make a trip, reluctantly, but there was no other way, otherwise Taiyi would end up jumping into the Yellow River and not being able to clean himself.
Tatsuya didn't dare to object anymore, he was afraid of Yayoi's tricks.
Yayoi was arrogant, as if she had won the Sekigahara battle.
This Yayoi usually looks stable, mature, smart and capable. He is the best professional person (both men and women) he has ever seen. Tatsuya does not belong to the professional category in Taichi's opinion, but is a politician or leader. field), they got into a quarrel and took advantage of each other's weak points to pursue and fight fiercely. This brought Tatsuya, who usually looked like he was "strategizing", to the same level as her, and destroyed the enemy with his rich experience.
Along the way, Taichi was reviewing the process and key points of the internal fight just now, and gained a new understanding of the Yayoi next to him who had regained the image of an intellectual big sister.
Or are they the protagonists of this era? Am I just an old man who gives away treasures and status? It’s not like that. Except for Ah Xian and Mikoto, there are no high school students around me. It’s not like high school students save the world.
"Am I still essentially a high school student?" Taiyi's expression gradually became serious, "I remember the system once said that I am very passionate! It's all my fault that Li Hong and Ayao caused me to be paralyzed for so long. To regain my youth, just start from Start today! You must walk 500 steps in a while! Speaking of which, is 500 steps too much or too little? How about learning Saitama-sensei's exercise method?"
When Taichi began to think about it, Yayoi, who had been observing him from the corner of his eye, twitched at the corner of his eye; Taichi touched his chin with one hand, and the corner of Yayoi's mouth couldn't help but twitch.
In the past days, Yayoi and Tatsuya concluded the relationship between Taichi's expression and his heart. Meditation means entering a state of being stupid, and touching the chin means that the stupid virus has taken over the IQ high ground. They will never understand Taichi's thoughts at this time, and the dialogue also requires the use of brains. The hole can keep up.
"What do you think about '100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and a 10-kilometer run every day'?" Taiyi suddenly said.
I didn’t want to see it, Yayoi retorted secretly, but she still had to reply, “Don’t walk too fast for a while. This suit is made of the best Mingxian fabric. It is very strong for ordinary people, but it is like It’s like paper.”
Changing the subject, this is Yayoi's method; Tatsuya scoffs at it, because he thinks retainers who can't keep up with their master's thoughts are useless. Then Yayoi would laugh at him. After all, every time Tatsuya encountered Taichi’s popular memes from 20 years later, he still couldn’t reply for a long time. Even if he managed to answer a few words, he would always be wrong.
In addition, when alone, Yayoi's attitude towards Taichi is relatively casual, like an ordinary family member, and she unconsciously adopts the tone of an elder sister.
"Why do I have to wear such troublesome clothes? What's your name? Wen...Haori?" Taiyi was naturally diverted, "Isn't this the uniform of Captain Death?"
"It's Monsuke Haori Hakama!" Yayoi always felt that being with Taichi was more tiring than competing with Tatsuya for ranking, "Please watch less anime!"
"Have you also read "Death"?!" Taiyi was a little scared. This comic was only released in 2001. Is there a time traveler around him? Or is it the Space-Time Management Bureau? Should I confess and be lenient and go home for the New Year?
"No, I don't know what you are talking about specifically." Yayoi took a deep breath, "But I understand your 'condition'. The title Captain Death can only come from comics."
"Maybe it's a myth." When Taiyi heard that it was not the Space-Time Administration, his heart returned to his stomach and he began to argue.
"No, if it's Tatsuya and the others, there is a possibility of pointing to mythology, you will definitely not!" Yayoi said: Almost all of your knowledge comes from anime.
"You haven't said why I wear this kind of... haori?" It was Taichi's turn to change the subject.
"First of all, this is the official clothing of our team." Yayoi found that the leader of the group was the most reluctant to wear formal clothing. The others couldn't wait to wear it anytime and anywhere, because the family crest and embroidered characters on the clothing represent status, " Besides, if you don’t wear this, why don’t you wear your daily clothes?”
"My daily clothes are pretty good."
"Short-sleeved T-shirt, big shorts, flip-flops, how can you meet important people in the outside world dressed like this!?" Yayoi has a tendency to get angry again. If she hadn't strengthened her body, she might have suffered from heart and brain diseases. "There is something on the T-shirt. Printed with 'monkey head'!"
"That's not a monkey, that's an ape." Taiyi defended his favorite brand, but his voice became smaller and smaller and was completely suppressed.
With his mind back to normal, Taichi began to look at his and Yayoi's clothes. Haori and her twelve orders were indeed very complicated. My own is completely black inside and out, with faint golden dark lines woven into it. The chest, sleeves and back have a family pattern consisting of the three characters "山, 太一", and the word "zero" is embroidered on the outer collar; Yayoi's twelve singles are all purple. (Taiichi remembered that it was the same color as Tatsuya's haori). The same family pattern as his own was all over the outermost single garment, with faint silver dark lines, and the words "四" and "武" were embroidered on the outer collar.
"If we weren't all superhumans, wearing such clothes on a hot day, the two elders of the Hitotsubashi family would never be able to bear it!" Taichi had to find some excuse to himself to prove the benefits of casual clothes. In fact, he was wrong. Masakazu Hitotsubashi and Chiyo is very good at wearing similar grand dresses to attend various occasions, and she can still stand up to the hot summer weather.
Random thoughts helped speed up the journey, and Taichi walked into the Prime Minister's Mansion with great pride - this was the place set by both parties for the meeting. Since the Prime Minister's Office did not have seats other than the Prime Minister's chair, Yayoi did not agree to talk there.
"Good evening, both of you. This is His Excellency Prime Minister Saitakejiro." The Prime Minister's chief secretary introduced Taichi and Yayoi.
"Good evening, Prime Minister Qiwu. I am an official member of the Dark Hunting Group, the Four Heavenly Kings, and the Heavenly King of Martial Arts, Yayoi Takakura. This is the leader of the Dark Hunting Group, the Lord of the Mountain and Sea Realm, the Spirit Apostle, Kamijou Taichi." Yayoi revealed. A personal title that Kushitaichi had never heard before.
Taiyi's head, which had started to feel dizzy after entering the mansion, suddenly felt a little swollen.
"Maybe it exploded!" Because he was too embarrassed, Taiyi decided to pretend to be dead and say nothing.
