Some people are alive, but they are dead; some people are dead, but they are alive forever.
Su Wei feels that his life is not only full of legends, but also a little dramatic.
"Me? Was someone reported?"
ah?
Shen Haoyu on the phone was already laughing wildly.
Even if he couldn't see Su Wei's expression, he could still imagine Su Wei tilting his head with a question mark on his face.
"I told you to show off in the live broadcast room. Are you going to overturn this time?"
"Hey, the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds. I really can't figure out some people's brain circuits. So what should I say now?"
"Don't you let me ask your opinion? How do you want to solve this matter?"
Su Wei was stunned for a moment.
This wave of face is really great.
In response to this report, if the response is that there is no such thing, it means that Su Wei is "bragging".
But if there is such technical information, why can Su Wei speak out about it after reading it? How can he not be caught if he speaks about it? Isn't this an inappropriate five hundred thousand?
No matter how hard the whistleblower tried, he couldn't have guessed that these technical information were given by Su Wei.
Of course, Su Wei couldn't admit that he was bragging!
I, Master Su, am an upright person, sit upright, spit and nail, how can I possibly brag?
"Or... just always 'under investigation'?"
This should be the best solution.
Don't deny it, don't deal with it, just guess whether Su Wei did it or not.
What the hell, who is this Su Wei? Why is it that no one cares about him when he is worth half a million?
"That's a good idea. By the way, one more thing, your eye ointment, the revenue last month exceeded 10 billion,"
"This thing? How many million copies can be sold in a month? Are you sure I heard it right?"
Unconsciously, it has been almost half a year since Black Jade Liangyi Cream came out.
After half a year of word-of-mouth fermentation, the popularity of this stuff is even more outrageous than that of Black Jade Intermittent Cream.
Which short-sighted person can withstand this kind of temptation?
If the monthly income exceeds 10 billion, it is still limited by production capacity. Otherwise, Shen Haoyu would really dare to show Su Wei what a banknote printing factory is.
"I'll tell you a number, don't be afraid. The number of myopic people in China exceeds 500 million. In addition, there is another wave of audiences. As long as they get older, they will definitely suffer from presbyopia."
"It doesn't matter, the money can't be spent in the first place, more or less is just a number."
"It's useless for you to show off to me, I've long been immune to it."
"..."
There are more than 500 million people with myopia in China, and the optical industry’s annual output value of lenses and frames alone is nearly 100 billion.
What's more, there are also related spin-off industries such as optometry equipment, lens-making equipment, etc.
However, this is the profit of an entire industry, unlike Su Wei, who is the profit of just one person.
Black Jade Liangyi Cream is different from other drugs in that it does not create new profit points.
Strictly speaking, this thing is digging into the roots of the glasses industry.
However, because in Su Wei's DIY, it is not a one-time cure for myopia, so on the surface, there are no signs of collapse in the glasses industry.
In the past six months, Wang Weijian has changed his glasses three times. The output value of the glasses industry this year will still increase.
This operation is like boiling a frog in warm water.
Everyone was immersed in the sweetness of the poisonous candies, but when they really found themselves in trouble, it was already too late.
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Originally, Su Wei was bragging in the live broadcast room, saying that logging into the server of the Chinese Academy of Sciences actually had no harmful effects. After all, no one knew whether he really did it.
But once someone reported it, things got outrageous.
The recording of Doushasha was deleted, and the relevant online video Su Cai was also removed from the shelves.
The topic "Su Di was finally caught" became popular in the small circle of Dousha, but not outside the circle.
It doesn't matter whether Su Wei was caught or not. Everyone was just playing tricks. With this trend, Su Wei just played a symbolic role.
Three days later, the staff Wang Weijian had applied for finally arrived and called Su Wei to ask Su Wei to continue teaching.
Driving into Xiahe Xiaozhu, Su Wei could clearly feel that there were more security guards patrolling the community.
It seems that real estate is not less profitable!
When they arrived at the villa, everyone else was practicing. Only Wang Weijian and two others were waiting for Su Wei at the door.
"Brother Su, this is the software modeling technology expert I invited, his name is Shi Wenhong."
"Su Shen just call me a masonry worker."
Anyone who works in software can be considered an engineer, and is called "a certain worker".
In this industry, those with the surname "Xiang" will be more advantageous, while those with the surname "Gong" will be more disadvantaged.
Shi Wenhong wears glasses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, and his slender head looks quite fresh. However, perhaps due to staying up late all year round, his two sleeping silkworms are currently turning darker, and his skin quality is also relatively poor.
After Su Wei reached out and shook his hand, Wang Weijian introduced another young man.
"This is Wang Liyan, the memory master I specially invited."
"Hello, Master Su."
Su Wei blinked and asked doubtfully: "Master of Memory?"
"Yes, I asked Master Wang to come here to help draw the 3D exercise route. The workload in this area is also relatively large. With Master Wang's assistance, Brother Su, you can feel more relaxed."
What Wang Weijian said was not very clear, but Su Wei still heard it.
Okay, this is because you dislike me for striking out whenever we disagree!
Of course, this is also a good thing for Su Wei.
After all, students can't always remember the content of the lectures, which gives him the feeling of being a parent tutoring his children's homework in advance.
Who doesn’t want their children to be able to learn things as soon as they are taught?
"Master of memory, right? Then I have to test you. There is a flower bed directly opposite the door when you enter the community, and there are several trees in the flower bed."
Wang Liyan smiled easily and said: "This is simple, five trees."
Su Wei stretched out a finger and shook it.
Monk Wang Li Yanzhang was confused: Did I really remember it wrong?
"I'm not asking you how many trees there are. I'm asking you, how many trees are there in the flower bed? How many leaves are there on the middle tree?"
Wang Liyan was stunned for a moment and was immediately dumbfounded.
Is this the legendary Master Su in front of me? You are a master in riding a horse! How could you do such a stupid thing?
Wang Weijian couldn't help but laugh and persuaded: "Brother Su, don't embarrass Master Wang. He is a really capable person, otherwise we wouldn't be able to find him."
"Hahaha, I like to joke, don't mind Master Wang!" Su Wei smiled and shook hands with Wang Liyan, saying it was a pleasure to meet him.
Su Wei's temper was too out-of-touch, causing Wang Liyan to look constipated.
However, this Master Wang also knows the importance. The study of ancient martial arts is a very good subject. If he can join in, it will be a great thing to leave his name in history. So it's not like he would fall out because of Su Wei's teasing.
To be honest, it wasn't that Su Wei meant to offend anyone. He really wanted to know how "wonderful" Wang Liyan, this "strange man", could be.
If he could really remember the number of leaves at a glance, Su Wei would do anything to make his reputation known throughout the country!
Scratching his head, Su Wei suddenly thought that with China's population base here, it wouldn't be a big deal if there were some anecdotes about strange people.
Su Wei has heard of the following: the fiery old man who catches fire wherever he sits, the rural aunt who eats pesticides and survives, the vampire uncle who bleeds wherever he slurps, the Flash who survives by touching a switch...
How about setting up a variety show called "There Are Strange People in China" to give them good publicity?
It seems worth a try to improve the public's acceptance of extraordinary powers...
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(End of chapter)