Zhang Qionian said, "I was just about to start counting, and my fingers felt as if they had been pricked by needles."
"What do you mean?"
Zhang Qionian said, "I don't care if you can solve this matter smoothly today."
You Ziming said helplessly, "I'm talking about ordinary people. I can be considered a practicing person. What's the use of me?"
Zhang Qionian asked, "I can't count myself, and neither can you or I, so who do I count?"
You Ziming said, "You don't care about Han Dong. Isn't he just an ordinary person? You don't care whether Han Dong can survive tonight safely."
Zhang Qionian said sheepishly, "Okay, okay, I understand."
Then he continued to calculate.
This time, Zhang Qiaonian's divination process was particularly smooth. When he opened his eyes, Zhang Qiaonian said, "Han Dong passed the day safely, but there is a key factor."
You Ziming asked, "What factors?"
Zhang Qionian said, "I don't know, I just saw a blue lightning suddenly appeared in the dark sky."
You Ziming wondered, "Blue lightning? What is that?"
Zhang Qionian shook his head blankly, "I don't know either."
You Ziming said, "Forget it, let's take it one step at a time. If Han Dong can survive tonight safely, it proves that there will be no problem with Mr. Han. Okay, you can catch up on your sleep first."
After saying that, he closed his eyes.
Although You Ziming looked like he was asleep on the surface, his mind was not idle at all, constantly thinking about the blue lightning Zhang Qionian said.
When they arrived at the funeral home, they saw Han Dong pacing back and forth anxiously in front of the farewell hall of the funeral home, smoking a cigarette.
When You Ziming saw his appearance, he secretly thought something bad.
He walked up quickly and asked, "What's wrong?"
Han Dong almost cried when he saw You Ziming, "Mr. You, my dad may not be cremated today."
You Ziming grabbed Han Dong's arm and said, "Why! Didn't I ask you to book it in advance?"
Han Dong said, "I made the reservation in advance, but the cremator at the funeral home just now told me that for some reason this morning, a crack suddenly appeared in the cremator. Repairs are already underway, and the fastest thing is to return to normal tomorrow."
You Ziming took out his mobile phone and checked the time. It was already 3:30 in the afternoon, and it was too late to drive to the funeral parlor in other counties.
You Ziming asked, "Do you know how far is the nearest funeral home from here?"
Han Dong said, "The nearest is the city funeral home. It takes an hour and a half to drive there at the fastest, and it will be dark by that time."
It gets dark very early in the winter in the Northeast. Even on a sunny day with no clouds, it will be completely dark after four o'clock.
You Ziming's brows were knitted at this time.
After a while, You Ziming said, "I will stay here tonight. As long as I am still breathing, I will ensure that you are safe."
Han Dong asked, "What if you~" Halfway through his words, he seemed to feel that something was wrong with his words and swallowed them again.
You Ziming did not answer his words, but asked, "Is there any cigarette?"
Han Dong took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it to him. You Ziming took out one, lit it and took a long puff.
Then he turned to Zhang Qionian and said, "You can go home in a while."
Zhang Qiaonian said, "Brother You, don't want me to go back. Although I no longer have the immortal body protection, I still have the Xunlong Ruler. Having me here to help you is an extra helper." As he said this, While taking out the Xunlong Ruler from his pocket.
Although he said this, he was not sure in his heart. You Ziming also persuaded him, but he never chose to leave.
You Zi obviously couldn't persuade him, so he let him go.
"Okay, since I can't persuade you, I won't. I'll remember your feelings." Then he turned to Han Dong and said, "You have to stay here tonight."
Han Dong was dumbfounded when he heard what he said. "What the hell? I stay? What's the use of me staying?"
You Ziming said, "Well, you are dad. If we have to, we may take some stress measures on your dad's body. If you are here, we can at least ask for your consent."
Han Dong said hurriedly, "You don't need to ask for my permission. If my father really cheats, you must eliminate him as soon as possible. Although I am his son, I will never allow my father to cause trouble to the world after his death."
Listen, look at this person's consciousness, it sounds like he wants to kill his relatives out of righteousness.
Zhang Qionian would have almost believed what Han Dong said if he hadn't seen Han Dong's frightened body like chaff.
You Ziming and Zhang Qionian couldn't help but raise their middle fingers to him.
But Han Dong didn't let You Ziming leave no matter what he said, and You Ziming's right hand was still holding on to him, for fear that he would leave.
Zhang Qiaonian knew that You Ziming had his own intention in doing this, so he helped him keep an eye on Han Dong.
Under the surveillance of the two of them, Han Dong had no chance of escaping.
While they were talking, the sun had set and there was only a glimmer of light.
You Ziming took advantage of this time to quickly put the paper coffin into the freezer where the body was stored.
Zhang Qiaonian holds the Xunlong Ruler in his hand, ready to deal with emergencies at any time. Although he is not sure, one more person means more strength.
You Ziming didn't know where he got a wooden sword. Judging from the material, it should be mahogany.
Seeing that both of them had weapons, Han Dong quit. "I said, you two, I will stay if you ask me to stay, but you two have one weapon, and my two hands are empty. After a while, my dad really got up." What should I do?"
You Ziming said, "Both of us are spiritual weapons, and we both have cultivation bases. My wooden sword is no different from a tree branch in your hand."
"I don't care. If you don't prepare something for me, I won't stay here."
Anyway, no matter what You Ziming said, Han Dong was like a bastard who was determined to eat a weight. In the end, he even behaved like an old woman and insisted on letting You Ziming get him a weapon.
Finally, You Ziming saw a spade in the corner over there, so he handed the spade directly to Han Dong.
"Here, you can use this."
Han Dong took the spade in confusion, "Is this the spade I'm going to use?"
You Ziming said, "What a shovel? You don't know, this is a good thing. This is what Dayu used to control floods."
Han Dong said dissatisfiedly, "Do you think I'm a fool? Did Dayu have a shovel when he controlled the floods?"
You Ziming said, "Of course the shovel he used at that time was not the current shovel. The tool he used back then was called a shovel. The current shovel was improved based on Dayu's tool. Think about it, Dayu used a shovel to It can control water, and the spade is an improved version of Lei Chu, so isn’t it more powerful than Lei Chu?”
Han Dong said, "That shovel doesn't look as safe as your mahogany sword."
You Ziming continued to lie: "A sense of security is useless, safety is the most important thing. The peach wood sword is a Taoist weapon, made of wood, and the dragon-seeking ruler is a Feng Shui master's tool, made of brass. That combination of your shovel and the It's made of both metal and wood. And its attack range is farther than ours. In terms of history, attack distance, and origin, the shovel is much more powerful than the guys we have."
Under Youzi Mingyi's efforts to fool him, Zhang Qionian even had the urge to fuck the zombies with a spade.
Han Dong seemed to have been fooled by You Ziming, and happily took the spade and went to the corner to stay.
Zhang Qionian whispered, "You are so good at deceiving people, I almost believed it."
You Ziming said, "What if we don't fool him? Can we really give him our magic weapon? Okay, let's not talk about it for now. He finally calmed down. Let's find a place to rest. We don't know yet at night." What's going on?"
Zhang Qiaonian nodded, and he and Zhang Qiaonian found a place where they could see the morgue freezer and sat down.
The first half of the night was fine, nothing happened.
At around eleven o'clock, a sound of heavy breathing sounded in the morgue.
The nerves of the three people gradually became tense with the sound of breathing.
Han Dong couldn't bear the pressure in his heart, so he hugged the shovel and said, "What is this sound?"
You Ziming made a silent gesture to him, "Shh~ don't talk. You can find a safe place to hide first."
This was what Han Dong was waiting for. He took the spade and hid under the altar table.
You Ziming protected Zhang Qiaonian behind him and whispered, "Little brother, if I can't defeat that zombie later, don't worry about me, just run away. He won't chase you as long as Han Dong is here."
"Brother You, I~"
You Ziming interrupted him and said, "You don't need to say more. I am destined to have no children. Although I have always called you little brother, I have always regarded you as my own child in my heart. No matter how much I practice at my current age, I will only be childless." This is the only way. You are different, you have much higher talents than me. And I have been eating food from the underworld all my life, so even if I die and go down there, I can still be a shady person. Just protect yourself."
Zhang Qionian was about to say something more, but was interrupted by a violent crash.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
The sound came from the morgue freezer.
The three of them stared at the freezer with all their concentration, silently praying that Mr. Han would never rush out.
However, the three people's prayers had no effect.
After a brief period of calm, there was a "bang!" and the lid of the freezer flew off.
Old Mrs. Han's body crawled out, and Old Mrs. Han's nose was flapping, as if he was smelling something.
Finally, his eyes stayed in Han Dong's direction. He rushed towards Han Dong's position.
"Help!"
When Han Dong saw that Mr. Han wanted to rush over by himself, he didn't care about hiding. He yelled and was about to run out, but the door of the morgue was locked in advance by You Ziming.
After pulling twice but not pulling away, Han Dong didn't care whether the other person was his father or not. He held up a spade and patted Mr. Han.
With a "bang", Old Man Han was knocked back a step.
You Ziming asked Zhang Qionian, "Are you a virgin?"
Zhang Qionian obviously didn't expect You Ziming to ask him such a question at this time, and asked in a daze, "What did you say?"
You Ziming asked, "Are you a virgin?"
Zhang Qionian nodded sheepishly.
"I'll lend you some blood."
After saying that, You Ziming didn't care whether he or Zhang Qiongian agreed. He grabbed his hand and bit his middle finger in one bite. Then he squeezed hard twice and smeared the squeezed blood on the blade of the peach wood sword.
Then he rushed towards Old Man Han with his sword.
"Please pray that the sky will be clear and the earth will be spirited. Please follow my disciples. May the sky be clear and the earth be clear. May the gods and gods be responsive. May everyone live forever. May all evil spirits and ghosts be annihilated. Transform into ten points, transform into hundreds of points, transform into hundreds of points, transform into tens of millions of points, each point will be clear, each point will be spiritual, each point will be spiritual, and the urgency will be like a law!"
This is the most commonly used exorcism spell in Taoism. Matching the intonation of the spell can give the Taomu Sword the ability to exorcise evil spirits. Coupled with the pure Yang blood on Zhang Qionian's fingertips, although it cannot directly destroy Mr. Han, it can also cause him a certain impact. s damage.
