You Ziming asked, "What did you dream about? Tell me."
Han Dong said, "I dreamed that my dad and I were in our old house. He said that my conditions were better, but the old house should be repaired. At that time, I thought my dad was because I didn't remove my mother from the old house. I was angry with me when someone came out, so I took my mother to the county. I didn’t dream of my dad for a long time after that. But then I would occasionally dream of him, but I usually have a lot of social activities, and I usually dream of him every day. I have to drink, and when I wake up, I can remember dreaming about my dad, but I can’t remember the rest.”
You Ziming gritted his teeth and said, "Your father said that the old house was renovated, but you didn't expect that there was something wrong with his grave?"
Han Dong scratched his head in embarrassment, "How do I understand this? Besides, I didn't dream of my dad for a long time after I picked up my mom."
You Ziming said, "Your father wanted to see you take your mother away, and he was thinking that you could help him build his grave next. Who would have thought that you didn't think of this? Tell me your father's birth date. Where do I see it?" Tian Qian’s grave is suitable.”
This again asked about Han Dong's knowledge blind spot, and he had to call his mother to find out.
After finding out the birth date, You Ziming first made some calculations, and then took out his compass and compared it for a long time.
"Fuck!"
You Ziming cursed and asked Han Dong nervously, "Will your dad be cremated or buried?"
Han Dong said, "Burial. There was no requirement for cremation when my father left."
You Ziming stamped his foot, "You're done, your dad might be cheating."
This sentence made Zhang Qiongnian and Han Dong feel nervous. If they pretended to be dead, they would become zombies.
Han Dong said in disbelief, "Mr. You, don't scare me. My dad has been dead for more than ten years. I don't even know if he still has any bones."
When he heard that his father wanted to fake his corpse, he became less respectful than before.
You Ziming said, "With the current technology, even a fake corpse is unlikely to cause much danger. At most, it will only cause a little panic."
Han Dong asked worriedly, "We won't be punished if we do this, right?"
You Ziming said with a bit of hatred, "You won't say that you don't know anything? Do you have to tell the police that you know that your father wants to fake the corpse?"
Han Dong nodded fiercely, "Oh, oh, oh, I understand."
You Ziming calculated again and said, "Besides the corpse fraud, there is another thing. Your father's grave has been occupied by other things. This matter needs to be solved when moving the grave, but it is very simple. Just prepare some tributes. According to the birth date and the situation on site, the construction will start at 11 noon the day after tomorrow, giving you one day to prepare the items and manpower needed for tomorrow."
Then he took out a pen and wrote a whole page densely on the paper. Zhang Qionian glanced at it and saw that it was nothing more than some tributes, coffins, and the required procedures for going to the funeral parlor for cremation.
After doing all this, Han Dong sent them back.
After arriving home, You Ziming started to get busy. Judging from his serious expression, this time things would definitely not be as easy as he said. And when he got off the car, he told Han Dong that the matter of moving the grave this time was not a problem that could be solved with 5,000 yuan, but he had directly increased the price to 8,000 yuan.
Han Dong didn't say anything. After all, his father was almost turning into a zombie. He wouldn't say anything even if it was more than eight thousand, let alone eight thousand.
You Ziming first asked Zhang Qionian to help him make the ink for drawing talismans and then began to draw the talisman.
During this period, Zhang Qionian helped him put the drawn talisman on the kang to dry. During the process, Zhang Qionian also tried to draw the talisman himself, but in the middle of the painting, Zhang Qionian felt dizzy and could not even hold the pen steady.
Looking at his appearance, You Ziming also laughed and said, "Do you think it's enough to just draw the talisman? When you draw the talisman, there will be an invisible force that will add your cultivation to the talisman. If your cultivation is If it’s not enough, you won’t be able to draw the talisman by force.”
Zhang Qionian said in confusion, "I have been meditating every night during this period. With my cultivation level, can't I even draw a talisman?"
You Ziming explained, "If meditation is useful, who would come out to do meritorious deeds? Meditation is only a part of spiritual practice. People who are truly powerful in their cultivation are improving along the way of doing meritorious deeds. To put it more grandly, they are slaying demons and slaying demons." It is accumulated bit by bit in the process. If you just meditate and practice blindly, even if you are eighty years old, your cultivation will be barely able to draw a weak talisman."
Zhang Qionian asked, "So you can draw so many talismans in one breath, what is your current level of cultivation?"
You Ziming said, "Let me tell you this, don't think I am just an ordinary Yin Yang man now, but when I was young, as long as I appeared within a hundred miles, all the monsters and ghosts would have to run away, for fear that I would be caught if I ran too slowly." Get rid of it."
Although he said this, Zhang Qionian already thought that he was bragging.
What kind of society is it now? A society ruled by law. When the Four Olds were destroyed, not to mention demons and ghosts, even temples were inevitably demolished by violence. Since then, ordinary demons and ghosts have not dared to enter the scope of human activities. It is only in the past few years that they have become active.
Judging from You Ziming's age, he probably didn't know which alley he went to pee in or play in the mud when he broke the Four Olds.
However, the feeling of dizziness did not last long, and Zhang Qionian returned to normal in just over ten minutes. He did not believe in evil and picked up his pen again to draw.
This time I drew a little more than last time, but it was still not enough to draw an effective talisman.
So Zhang Qiaonian practiced over and over again. After several failures, he finally drew an effective talisman. Seeing the golden light flashing after the talisman was drawn, Zhang Qiaonian felt that it took so long to work hard. And it was not in vain.
Looking at the talisman in front of him, Zhang Qiaonian found it pleasing to the eye.
You Ziming also felt the movement on his side and nodded happily, but he didn't say anything and was busy minding his own business.
In the end, they drew a total of more than 300 talismans. Of course, more than 300 of them were drawn by You Ziming. Zhang Qiaonian only drew a dozen or so. However, compared to the previous one where he could not finish a single one, these dozen or so were already pretty good. .
Zhang Yingying also called, saying that the Xunlong Ruler Zhang Qionian bought online had arrived.
The two drove a tricycle and took back the Xunlong Ruler.
Zhang Yingying said that although Zhang Qionian's hall has not yet been erected, daily worship is indispensable.
But there are no requirements for enshrining, it all depends on preference, and Longxian Aojin will also give Zhang Qiaonian a certain impression.
After placing the Xunlong Ruler in the room where Zhang Qiaonian slept, Zhang Qiaonian first burned three sticks of incense, and then used apples, oranges and bananas as tributes.
After doing all this, the Xunlong Ruler automatically moved without wind, and the pointer slowly swayed left and right.
Zhang Qiaonian felt that Longxian Aojin seemed a little dissatisfied with these tributes.
Then he asked, "Dragon Immortal, I don't know what you like, so I will use this fruit as a tribute first. If you don't like it, you can feel it to me at any time. I will do my best to satisfy your request."
As soon as Zhang Qionian finished speaking, an idea came into his mind, but this idea shocked him, because the idea in his mind was about three things, namely "Wahaha Calcium Milk", "Copico Potato Chips" and "Xizhi" Lang Jelly".
Seeing Zhang Qiaonian's face looking a little strange, You Ziming asked, "What's wrong? This Dragon Immortal is not satisfied?"
Zhang Qionian nodded, "I suddenly had a feeling in my heart."
"What's the feeling?"
Zhang Qionian said, "I don't want fruit, I want AD calcium, potato chips and jelly."
"Then just buy it for him."
Zhang Qiongnian said, "The question is, isn't that stuff for children?"
You Ziming said, "Why do you care so much? If someone senses you, it means they want those things. Hurry up and buy them."
Zhang Qionian heard what he said, so he went to buy a bunch of snacks again. But this is a village after all, where are these snacks?
You must know that these snacks were high-end products at that time, and they were not affordable for ordinary people.
Zhang Qionian checked in two supermarkets in the village. AD calcium and jelly were available, but potato chips were not found. I could only buy a bunch of other snacks back, thinking that if I put them on the altar table, there would always be something that would satisfy Longxian Aojin.
As soon as Zhang Qionian put these snacks on the altar table, he felt a joy from the bottom of his heart.
With this feeling, Zhang Qionian also knew that Longxian Aojin was satisfied this time.
"How about it?"
Zhang Qionian nodded, "It's good this time. I feel quite happy."
You Ziming said, "Just be happy, be happy. Let him enjoy it for a while first, and then try the spirituality of this dragon-seeking ruler."
After half an hour, Zhang Qiaonian asked, "Brother You, how do you use this dragon-seeking ruler?"
You Ziming said that Xunlong Ruler, as its name suggests, is for finding things. As long as you name something, he can find it.
When Zhang Qiaonian heard that it was so magical, he became interested in it and said "dining table" to Xunlong Ruler.
The Xunlong Ruler slowly turned in a circle, and finally the arrow pointed to the location of the dining table.
Zhang Qionian said again, "Where does Brother You keep his money?"
Xunlong Ruler slowly pointed to the wardrobe on the side.
You Ziming laughed angrily and said, "You are thinking about my coffin book, right?"
Zhang Qionian thought to himself, this thing is fun. If you can't find something in the future, you can just use the dragon-seeking ruler.
Then he tried a few more times and found that this thing pointed accurately every time. Unfortunately, the dragon-seeking ruler could only indicate the direction, not the distance.
After playing for a while, the novelty had passed, and Zhang Qionian put the Xunlong Ruler back on the altar table.
It was getting dark outside. You Ziming said he was going to play mahjong and asked Zhang Qionian if he wanted to join in the fun.
Zhang Qionian said that he would continue to meditate at home. When You Ziming saw that he was not going, he simply went by himself.
Zhang Qionian still maintained his meditative state and fell into samadhi.
But after meditating for such a long time, although he didn't know what his cultivation level was, it was better to meditate instead of sleeping than to sleep directly. Moreover, his legs were no longer numb when he woke up in the morning, and he was in particularly good spirits.
But that night he dreamed of Dragon Immortal Ao Jin again. Ao Jin still looked cool and turned his back to him.
"I am a Dragon Immortal, not your toy. Next time you play with the Dragon-seeking Ruler when you have nothing to do, I will leave."
After saying these words, his figure disappeared, and Zhang Qionian quickly promised that he would never play around again in the future.
When he woke up the next morning, Zhang Qionian also had a certain understanding of this. Although the Xunlong Ruler was bought online, it is no longer a mortal thing if the immortal family is attached to it.
It seems that the Xunlong Ruler is moving every time, but the Xunlong Ruler moves under the guidance of Dragon Immortal Ao Jin.
Therefore, although Zhang Qiaonian was playing with the Dragon-Seeking Ruler, in the eyes of the Dragon Immortal, he was playing with the Dragon Immortal himself.
Zhang Qionian had just finished washing up and Han Dong drove to pick them up.
Today is the day to move his father's grave.
