[And look at him, if he wants a beer belly and a bald head, and if he wants a bald head and wrinkles, let’s find a fresh guy with eight-pack abs! The fresh meat is tender and fragrant, the shoulders are wide and the waist is narrow, and the mermaid line of the abdominal muscles makes people drool and suck. I must touch one in this life! 】
Mu Guangqing: "...?"
He put his stomach in and touched the wig. He didn't know for a moment whether the love she said was true or false.
Tan Ziyi couldn't resist everyone's gaze, got up and ran to her room.
Mu Guangqing also felt a little uncomfortable on his face. He had no idea that Tan Ziyi had such thoughts about him. He coughed lightly and stood up: "I have something to deal with."
【Eh? Why are they all gone? 】
Su Tangtang raised his eyes and looked at Mu Guangqing and Tan Ziyi: [Did I just miss that they were secretly together? 】
[How long did it take to greet me now? It’s less than half an hour, so you’re in a hurry to make out? 】
Mu Guangqing's figure immediately staggered.
Tan Ziyi ran a few steps faster and turned a corner out of everyone's sight.
[Oh, Teacher Mu was so anxious that he almost fell down. Tan Ziyi, please wait for him! 】
Everyone: "..."
How about you see the melon clearly before eating it?
We still don’t know whether they are together or not?
"Tangtang, actually Teacher Mu has nothing to do with Zi Yi." Pan Songchen, who was known as the 'husband and wife' to Mu Guangqing on the show, couldn't help but explain for them.
Su Tangtang: "Ah?"
[Why did he suddenly tell me this? Could it be that the gossipy expression on my face was not suppressed and he could see it? 】
She smiled and nodded: "Okay, Teacher Pan, I understand."
[It’s not made public, I understand, I understand! 】
Pan Songchen: "..."
I'm sorry, Teacher Mu, I tried my best.
[But hahahahahahahaha, what should I do if I want to laugh when I see Teacher Pan? 】
[No, I have to hold back, I can’t laugh! Never laugh! 】
[But when I think of him and his wife licking each other's hemorrhoids, I can't help but hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
[He also told his wife that if you don’t lick my hemorrhoids, you don’t love me]
"puff--"
She couldn't hold back the sound and quickly pinched her thigh: [No, hahahahaha... I can't, I can't look at Teacher Pan. I can't help it when I look at it, hahahahahahahahahahaha]
The others had the same reaction as her and quickly pinched their thighs.
Hold it! You must hold back!
You can't laugh in front of him, otherwise it would be rude!
Everyone's face turned red from holding back.
There was a young man who had never experienced anything big. He couldn't hold it in any longer. He laughed loudly and ran to the bathroom, shouting: "Pan, Teacher Pan, I'm sorry!"
I really can't help it! ! !
Pan Songchen: "..."
The young man's voice was quite loud. Su Tangtang, who was just trying to take advantage of the situation, was suddenly startled. Her laughter stopped and she looked at his figure with a confused expression. She blinked, then looked at the others and blinked again.
The others had their thighs turned red to stop laughing, and coughed several times. Another resident female guest, Tong Wanru, looked at Su Tangtang and said, "He's just like that, he's often neurotic. You don't have to worry about him." That’s it.”
Su Tangtang nodded softly.
Then she cautiously glanced at Pan Songchen, and she was relieved when she saw that he had no reaction and continued to drink his tea.
[Fortunately, Teacher Pan didn't notice what was strange about me just now, otherwise it would be over if he knew that I just looked at him and snickered. 】
Pan Songchen: "..."
The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, his face expressionless, and he continued to drink tea.
as long as you are happy.
Seeing that none of them were looking at him, Su Tangtang looked away and immediately turned his attention elsewhere.
[What did that neurotic boy do just now? Why do you need to apologize to Teacher Pan? 】
Curious, she quickly went to look it up: [Huh? Is it because he knows about Teacher Pan and his wife licking each other's hemorrhoids? How did he know? 】
After rummaging for a while and still not finding the reason, Su Tangtang raised his hand and scratched his head.
She was quite confused at first, but after a while she saw something more interesting.
[Did you get defrauded of 700,000 yuan by swiping orders? ! 】
[Nervous boy Meng Xingzhuo was defrauded of 700,000 yuan during his freshman year because of fake orders? ! ! 】
Hearing his name, Meng Xingzhuo quietly poked his head out of the bathroom.
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What about me?
[No, he has 700,000, and he's going to pay for it? ? ? He has 700,000, and he's going to swipe orders? ? ? 】
Su Tangtang really didn't understand, and all black people had question marks.
[He has 700,000, why would he want to swipe orders? ? ? 】
After hearing her talk about this, Meng Xingzhuo quickly retracted his head.
(/ω\) It’s an old story, can you please just forget about it?
The college has been holding banners under his dormitory building for four years to make him die. After finally graduating from college, can't he get rid of this?
[Oh, when I was a kid, I would run around in the living room, and for fear of being scolded, I would dip my chopsticks in shit and write "Dad, I love you" on the wall. 】
[In elementary school, I raise my hand to answer a question and poke my finger into the teacher’s nostril. 】
[The middle school surgeon asked him if he wanted full anesthesia or semi-anesthesia. He said: slightly spicy. 】
It’s not a surprise that the university was defrauded of 700,000 yuan by fraudulent use of bills.
[It turns out he is a really neurotic boy. Sister Wanru didn’t lie to me! 】
[Sister posted! 】
Tong Wanru suddenly felt a little embarrassed, but she really didn't know how to react. She raised her hand to brush her hair and looked towards the bathroom.
Then, they looked at Meng Xingzhuo who had quietly poked his head out again. Meng Xingzhuo was so frightened that he quickly retracted his head.
Tong Wanru: "..."
Just at this time, Mu Guangqing came back with his mobile phone. He nodded to everyone and walked to the bathroom.
Su Tangtang didn't pay attention to the situation over there. She said "Huh": [Teacher Mu is back so soon? 】
【Eh? He already knew that his agent illegally raised funds from fans in his name and had just called a lawyer. 】
[So you’re not with Tan Ziyi? It was just Tan Ziyi's unrequited love, I thought I could get the best of both of them. 】
Mu Guangqing was heading to the bathroom: "..."
Why do I feel a little disappointed when I hear your tone?
[Here, the lawyer who just contacted him is actually the agent’s cousin? ! 】
Mu Guangqing: "???"
He quickly turned around and quickly went to sit next to Su Tangtang.
Su Tangtang was still immersed in his own world and didn't even know that he had returned on his way to the bathroom.
[After he, his agent, and two brothers failed to start a business, he owed a lot of debt. He thought that he would have to work for a lifetime to pay it off, so he came up with this method. 】
[Teacher Gang Mu has called him and told him about this, it’s over! They are packing up and getting ready to run away! 】
[How should I tell Teacher Mu this? Urgent, emergency, they only have a flight at 4:30 in the afternoon. It’s already two o’clock! ! ! 】
"Teacher Mu." She found Mu Guangqing sitting next to her and said.
[No matter, let’s talk it over first. He can be fooled by his agent and his cousin, but I can’t fool him? When I say that I am Qin Shihuang, he will probably believe me! 】
Mu Guangqing: "..."