Chapter 126 Kill! kill! kill!
Even the deputy commander of the Forbidden Army, Luo Luo Wang, who likes to show his naive side but actually feels that he is not that naive but is still a naive person in the eyes of others, couldn't help but have black lines in his head when he heard Song Yu's words.
What a good Mr. Yu who understands etiquette!
The members of the delegation walking in front are about to get angry at you, but you are still sitting in the pergola watching them eating melon under the scorching sun.
This is so polite!
But I, Lao Luo, really admire and like your style!
At this time, Zhao Wang Qi Jue, who was still walking at the front of the delegation, looked a little ugly.
Where is the grand welcome ceremony that this king will never forget?
He had already seen the pavilion by the roadside, and also saw several people in official uniforms inside the pavilion.
I even saw those people eating melon!
And...he even finished a damn big watermelon!
Although he is not afraid of the sun, he still rides hard on his horse under the bright sun, but you hide in the shaded arbor and eat melons?
Qi Jue is at a very high level and has very good eyesight.
You can clearly see that there is still air-conditioning floating on those watermelons.
It was obvious that the town had been in the spring before.
On such a hot day, eating a big, cold, juicy, sweet watermelon is like a magical day.
Although they had tasted all the delicacies of Zhao country along the way, they were all seasonal ingredients.
You, a bunch of bastards from a vassal state, are so unfilial when you have something delicious to eat, how dare you eat it alone in front of your face? !
The more Qi Jue thought about it, the angrier he became. The distance of thirty feet was just a blink of an eye for the black-collared horse under his crotch.
Seeing four people coming out of the pergola, together with a dozen young men dressed as soldiers, lying in the middle of the road, he even had the urge to press the horse's belly between his legs, rush over, and whip him!
Holding back his anger, he rode up to him.
Ordinarily, at this time, the officials from the Ministry of Rites of Qi who were responsible for the communication in the mission should go over first to communicate and exchange greetings.
But Qi Jue has never been a stickler for rules.
He sat on a tall horse, condescendingly looking at the people on the road with cold eyes.
His eyes first glanced at Su Chaoyun and Yan Yunxia, and his heart moved slightly. The blood energy was hidden inside, and the divine energy was restrained.
These are two masters!
Then passed by Rodwang and ignored it.
Finally, it fell on Song Yu who stood in the middle, tall and straight, wearing a fifth-grade crimson official robe, handsome and unrestrained, with a jade tree facing the wind.
What a pretty boy!
It's quite good-looking, and the masculine eldest and second brothers should like this very much.
He only likes girls, all kinds of little girls, even old girls are fine if they are not good enough, he doesn’t have to choose.
"Which one of you is taking the lead? Come out and speak!"
Qi Jue suppressed his anger and said.
With a smile on his face, Song Yu took two steps forward calmly, and slightly raised his fists at Qi Jue: "May I ask if this person in front of me is Qi Jue, the leader of the Northern Qi envoy, and the King of Zhao of Qi State?"
Su Chaoyun: "..."
Yan Yunxia: "..."
The group of officials from the Ministry of Rites of Northern Qi behind Qi Jue were even more covered in black lines.
Is this an official from the Ministry of Rites of Zhao Guo?
Our prince is a rough man with no rules, but when did your Zhao Guoli Department have such a thing?
If he hadn't looked at his official uniform and just listened to his voice, he would have thought that the bandits were in trouble.
Is this the promised grand, unique, and unforgettable welcome ceremony?
Qi Jue was stunned for a moment, then agreed: "Ang! It's me! Who are you? Why don't you kneel down when you see me?"
At this time, even a naive man like Luo Dewang couldn't help but have the urge to cover his face.
As the deputy commander of the Forbidden Army and a senior officer of the Zhao State, he has seen many big scenes, but he has never seen this kind of meeting with his mother's Jianghu people. She obviously doesn't have much culture but she insists on pretending to be educated. , a scene that makes people laugh and cry.
When a mission comes, they must submit a roster in advance, and then the Monster Supervision Department will check it one by one, and then collect the detailed information of the main characters on the roster for review.
So Song Yu already knew what kind of person Qi Jue, King of Zhao of Northern Qi Dynasty was.
He looked at Qi Jue, neither calling him an official nor a subordinate. He smiled and said, "I am the special imperial envoy responsible for welcoming the delegation led by the prince this time. My name is Song Yu!"
"I don't care who you are, I just want to ask you two questions. First, why don't you kneel down when you see me? Second, where is the welcome ceremony that you said I will never forget?"
Qi Jue narrowed his eyes and looked at Song Yu. If it weren't for the fact that this pretty boy's words were quite fresh and more palatable, he would have turned against him right now!
He especially liked the phrase "big brother takes the lead!"
He not only wants to be the eldest brother of the mission, but also wants to be the leading eldest brother of the entire Qi State!
Then under his leadership, he rode across the Yangtze River and snatched away all the rich ladies!
"First of all, I am an imperial envoy and represent the imperial court. I cannot kneel to you, Your Majesty."
Song Yu looked at Qi Jue and said in a gentle voice: "Secondly, for a person like the prince who has seen the world, how can an ordinary welcome ceremony express our respect for the prince? The welcome ceremony I prepared for the prince is here In the valley behind you, Your Majesty, just follow me and you will know at a glance! You are guaranteed to be pleasantly surprised and unforgettable for a lifetime!"
"This is what you said. If I don't see the surprise, be careful to whip you!" Qi Jue looked at the good-looking boy in front of him. He spoke in a gentle voice and had a good attitude, but he always felt that something was not right. Satisfied.
"Your Highness, just come with me!" Song Yu said, waving his hand to a dozen forbidden troops, who immediately got on their horses and galloped towards the valley.
He, along with Su Chaoyun, Yan Yunxia and Luo Dewang, walked in front and led the way.
This scene is beyond weird!
Some of the envoys had been to Zhao State more than once, and they were all in a state of confusion at this moment.
They had never experienced such a hasty welcome.
Fifty miles out of the city does seem sincere enough, but the question is, where is your honor guard? What about drumming? What about a warm and respectful welcome?
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Not far behind, in a large and luxurious carriage, a girl wearing a blue dress frowned slightly, looked at the elegant old man next to her and asked: "Grandpa, don't you say that Zhao Guo is the best at etiquette?" , is it a true country of etiquette? Why is this welcome so..."
"Hasty?" the old man asked with a smile.
The girl nodded, with a bit of confusion on her beautiful face, and said: "I feel very frivolous..."
"Alas..." The old man sighed slightly and said softly: "Grandpa doesn't know what your Majesty is thinking. Maybe... he wants to win over the ninth brother, King Zhao. Ordinarily, King Zhao should not be asked to go on an envoy this time. Maybe... Your Majesty wants to contain the forces of the King of the South Campus and does not want this battle to be won so happily, but the current situation is already extremely unfavorable to us."
"The people on horseback got off their horses and imitated the southerners... They didn't learn anything else, but they learned a lot about arrogance, extravagance and lewdness. They no longer had the desperate bloody courage of the past."
The old man took a deep breath and looked out the window at the beautiful scenery: "The Zhao people are not stupid. Except for being inferior to us in terms of military strength, they were much stronger than us in other aspects. The problems I can think of can naturally be thought of by those around Zhao Guan's family. So I was not optimistic about this mission, especially when King Zhao led the team. Now you can see it, haha, going fifty miles out of the city seems to be very sincere, setting a precedent after the two countries signed an alliance, but if the problem is really that simple, then Enough……"
The girl frowned with two beautiful willow eyebrows and said softly: "I think there is a gourd mouth ahead. If the opponent sets up an ambush inside, and an army turns around to ambush outside, they can directly destroy our mission... It doesn’t feel like a good thing to be welcomed in a place like this.”
"Hahaha." The old man laughed a few times, shook his head and said: "That's not the case. The two countries are at war without killing the envoys, not to mention that we are a serious envoy. However, the State of Zhao has been recuperating and prospering over the past few years and has become very wealthy. Is it right? So it’s hard to say if I have other thoughts, let’s see!”
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Song Yu and the others were not walking very fast, and Qi Jue, who was riding behind him, was a little impatient and muttered: "It's mysterious, it's really annoying!"
Song Yu asked from the front without looking back: "You are so impatient. Does the prince like to just hold a gun while sleeping with a woman?"
Qi Jue laughed loudly and said: "You, a good-looking guy, speak to my taste. Unlike those people who despise me for being vulgar all day long, isn't this how sleeping ladies should sleep? The battle can be settled in a few moments. , that’s a joy!”
Song Yu: "..."
How do you say that time is short so confidently?
Everyone around who heard this also had dark faces, especially the members of the Northern Qi delegation, whose faces were completely dark.
I just want to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Qi Jue also became interested at this moment. He didn't care what others thought about him and said loudly: "When it comes to this, you girls from Zhao country are the best. Their bodies are soft and their voices are heart-stopping." ...Hahahaha, by the way, what is your name? Have you brought the beautiful women that I asked you to prepare in advance?"
Song Yu, who was walking in front, kept his expression unchanged, but a strong murderous intention suddenly surged in his heart.
If it weren't for this situation, I would have killed you with one strike!
Luo Luo Wang next to him was also gritting his teeth.
Su Chaoyun and Yan Yunxia both had cold eyes.
They all knew that if Song Yu had not come to the Ministry of Rites, with the intervention of Wen Mo Wen Huacai, this vulgar, rude and arrogant dog would have been satisfied.
Song Yu said calmly: "We have heard that King Zhao of Qi State is the top powerhouse in the world and can be called the most powerful hero of the Northern Qi royal family. What's the point of sleeping with women? What I have prepared for the prince is a thousand times better than this! I will definitely do it. Let the prince like it! I guarantee your satisfaction!"
"Really? You are a nice talker, and I like it. You are so mysterious and mysterious that it makes my heart itch. Okay, hurry up and leave. I want to broaden my horizons today!"
"I guarantee it will be an eye-opener for the prince." Song Yu said with a smile.
At this time, Song Yu and others had already led Qi Jue and others into the depths of the valley. Behind them, there were a large number of members of the mission and guards outside the "Hulukou". Viewed from a high altitude, it looked like a huge snake, winding its way through the valley. on the ground.
The official road at "Gourd Yao" in front is blocked by a tall wooden wall that looks brand new, and the two gates are tightly closed.
The wooden wall is about a hundred feet long and more than three feet high. It is entirely made of peeled wood as thick as a bowl.
It stood tall and blocked in front of everyone, carrying a strong sense of oppression.
Qi Jue finally showed a smile on his face and watched with interest, waiting for Song Yu to reveal the answer.
"Open the door and ask the prince for review!" Luo Dewang, who was filled with anger, yelled.
Before Qi Jue and Bei Qi and other members of the envoy could react, as two huge and heavy wooden doors were slowly opened, a shocking roar of mountains and tsunamis suddenly came from inside——
"Kill! Kill! Kill!"
(End of chapter)