Chapter 110 Smoke locks the pond willow
Even if you drink too much and your brain is not so clear, you are still a champion. You are not stupid.
Song Yu looked at him and said, "Can't it be that I admire Brother Sun's first-rate literary skills and martial arts, and admire your talent?"
"Fart, you are more famous than me!" Sun Zhiping said, hugging the girl next to him, "Huanxi, do you know who he is? Young Master Tianyu of Yi Bo Yun, how can you repay kindness with kindness? Have you ever heard of what he said? !”
"Have you heard that there is a Bole and a thousand-mile horse? He said it! This bastard said that he admires my talent. Do you believe it?"
The girl named Huanxi next to him looked at Song Yu with bright eyes, and said softly: "I have certainly heard of Mr. Yu's name, but in my heart, those who can get the top prize must be more talented. ! So I believe it!”
"Hahaha," Sun Zhiping laughed heartily and looked at Song Yu, "I don't care what you are trying to do to me. Aren't you talented? Come on, come up with a couplet. If I Sorry, right is not good, from now on you are my brother! You ask me to go east, but I will not go west, you ask me to beat the dog, but I will not chase the rooster..."
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became lively.
The girls who were tired from dancing and were resting aside, and the musicians who played various musical instruments couldn't help but join in the cheers.
Girls love to watch talented people compete with each other in poems. Of course, in another place they might like something else.
Huanxi next to Sun Zhiping whispered into his ear: "If you can outdo Mr. Yu, I will let you walk on the dry road tonight. No one has walked there!"
Damn it!
This bumpy road... I have never walked on it before!
Sun Zhiping's animal blood suddenly boiled. He looked at Song Yu and said loudly: "Brother, just tell me whether you dare or not?!"
Song Yu looked at him with a smile: "I'll take it, are you right?"
Sun Zhiping looked confident: "Yes, you are right, I am right! Even though all of these here are women, they are all talented women with beautiful bodies. Let them be the judge. If they are right or wrong, I will I’m willing to admit defeat!”
If it were Sun Zhiping who wrote the first couplet, Song Yu would definitely not agree. With the little ink in his belly, let alone the champion, any scholar would be able to defeat him.
But let him do it... isn't this a dimensionality reduction attack?
Any hesitation for even one second is disrespectful to the Chinese teacher!
"Betting or not?" Sun Zhiping looked at Song Yu with drunken eyes.
The person next to me reminded me happily: "You haven't said what will happen if you win?"
Sun Zhiping reacted and said loudly: "Yes, I haven't said it yet. Let me think about it. If I win, you will leave from now on..."
He suddenly got stuck. In fact, he wanted to say that if I win, you should stay away from Qing'er.
But the remaining reason and the pride in his bones kept him from speaking out.
This is not only disrespectful to Xiao Qing, but also a trample on his own pride.
Song Yu looked at him with a smile.
Sun Zhiping shook his head, thinking for a long time, glanced at Huanxi beside him, and suddenly asked: "Huanxi, what is your wish?"
Huanxi's originally smiling face suddenly froze for a breath or two, and then she said in a sweet voice with a smile: "Is this my wish? Of course, it is to be accompanied by a beloved man like Zhuangyuan Lang every day."
"Are we going to get you out of the Jiaofang Division?" Sun Zhiping rubbed his head, "I'm afraid this will be a bit difficult for my good brother!"
In fact, what Huanxi said was just a cliché. How could a prisoner's daughter like her dare to think of such a thing?
If her father's protégé Gujiu rises up, she might still have some chance, but how long will it take?
Maybe his hair has turned gray and his face has faded.
Maybe Liu Tong's wives and concubines will still have this kind of dream, but people like her who have been in the Jiaofang Division for many years have stopped having it long ago.
As a result, the champion man who had drunk too much actually said such words, which was touching and a bit funny at the same time.
Of course she knew that Sun Zhiping was not only the number one scholar, but also a member of the Demon Supervisory Department, but so what?
Unless the chief manager of the Jade Brand spoke in person, Sun Zhiping really didn't have the ability.
She glanced at the more dazzling and handsome young man opposite, and said softly: "How dare I think of such a thing? How about you see it this way? I dare to make a suggestion. If you win, please ask Yu Master, please compose a poem for me! You and your sisters have long heard about Mr. Yu’s talent and admired him for a long time, but they have never heard of Mr. Yu’s poems. If you are lucky enough to get one today, it will be a blessing for you. Lucky!"
Sun Zhiping slapped his forehead: "Yes! Why didn't I think of this? My family is still smart!"
He looked at Song Yu, raised his eyebrows, and asked provocatively: "Are you coming?"
A group of girls in the room immediately cheered: "Come on, come on!"
Girls who can appear in front of distinguished guests have long since stopped thinking about "escaping from Jiaofangji".
They are drunk now and drunk the next, happy every day, this is what they pursue.
In this scene, two great talents are competing for their literary talents. How joyful!
I'm so happy if I can really get a poem from Mr. Yu, maybe he can be famous throughout the ages!
Everyone's eyes were focused on Song Yu, including the girl next to him who was a little resentful at being ignored, and she was looking at him with bright eyes at this moment.
Song Yu looked at Sun Zhiping and said, "The smoke locks the willows in the pond."
If the demo doesn’t kill you in one fell swoop, you won’t even know how profound and profound Chinese culture is!
Why don't you just study for a long time on how to win? Why don't you want me to copy poems? Just dream about it? !
"Hahahaha, your first couplet is really too..."
Sun Zhiping only spoke half a sentence before he stopped abruptly. He was stunned at first, then frowned and his face became serious.
Literati, especially talented literati, have instincts when it comes to their own professional fields, even if they are drunk like a dog.
This first couplet sounds ordinary, and it feels like a child could make it.
The drunken Sun Zhiping's first reaction was that this thing was too childish!
Dear brother, you must have taken a fancy to my family Huanxi and deliberately wanted to lose me to writing poems to praise her, right?
You already have Qing... Manager, you can't be so shameless!
But then I thought about it, this nonsense of repaying evil with kindness can directly elevate an ancient horse-drawing master who was only slightly famous in history to a philosophical level, making him famous throughout the ages. The bastard!
This guy is full of pitfalls, how can he come up with a pairing that will make people laugh?
So upon closer inspection, I immediately felt something was wrong.
First of all, the picture is full of sense and the artistic conception is far-reaching - the pond is quiet, surrounded by green willows and shrouded in smoke.
"Smoke locks the pond willow..." Sun Zhiping's eyes became clearer and clearer, and he was using his inner strength to resolve the hangover!
At this time, a group of girls all began to think silently.
Of course, they didn't realize how exquisite and unique this short five-character couplet was at this time.
Their contemplation was more about how to answer the second line.
As the internal energy circulated in his meridians, Sun Zhiping's drunkenness quickly faded, but his brows were still furrowed.
He murmured: "Fire, metal, water, earth...wood!"
a long time.
He looked up at Song Yu in disbelief and sighed: "I lost."
The group of women in the room were all stunned, their eyes even more incredible.
Some of them have even come up with the second line in their minds. Even if the artistic conception is not as good as it is, there should be no problem in fighting.
As a result, the majestic champion... actually gave up on his own initiative?
Among this group of girls, there are some who are smart and quick-thinking after all. For example, Huanxi beside Sun Zhiping quickly realized the problem from the five words "fire, metal, water, earth and wood" he just muttered.
She frowned her embroidered eyebrows and murmured to herself: "Smoke is fire, locks are gold, ponds are water, ponds are earth, willows are wood... Oh my God! Master Yu's first couplet not only has a wonderful artistic conception, but also It’s too exaggerated to have the Five Elements hidden in it!”
As her muttering became louder and louder, everyone thought about it for a moment and realized what was happening. Their eyes when they looked at Song Yu were filled with shock.
"Spell it right" was suggested by Sun Zhiping after he drank too much. Everyone was adding fuel to the flames, laughing and joking throughout the whole process.
In the final analysis, it was just a little drinking game between two talented people, and no one paid much attention to it.
As a result, Mr. Yu opened his mouth and said five words lightly. They seemed ordinary, but they hid such a subtle mystery.
Hearing that a person is talented and seeing it with your own eyes are two completely different concepts.
Especially the fact that the number one winner actually gave up in the field of pairs, which shocked them beyond measure!
For a young talented girl like Huanxi, the more she thought about it, the more she felt a numb scalp, as if electric current was flowing through her body. The numbing feeling made her couldn't help but tighten her legs and look at Song Yu. His eyes became rippling blue.
Of course the number one scholar is favourable, but Mr. Yu, who is as beautiful as a tree and can speak famous sentences for eternity, is obviously many ranks higher than Sun Zhiping!
The girl next to Song Yu almost collapsed on him, completely explaining the saying that women are made of water.
He looked at Sun Zhiping and asked, "With Brother Sun's talent, it shouldn't be difficult to deal with him, right?"
Sun Zhiping, who had completely lost his sense of drunkenness, gave a wry smile and nodded: "It's not difficult to confront someone, but what's difficult is the artistic conception. What's difficult is... no matter how I respond, I always pick up people's wisdom and barely confront someone who is both metal, wood, water, and fire. It’s a pair that is earthy and completely inferior in artistic conception, which makes people laugh...it’s not as good as it is, brother Song, you will be my brother from now on, I’m convinced! I’m convinced with all my heart!”
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It's been several days.
"Yansuo Pond Liu" is thoroughly fermented.
The first couplet spread from the Jiaofang Division directly exploded in the literati circle of Lin'an Prefecture.
When many people didn't discover the mystery at first, they didn't take it seriously. They couldn't help but laugh when they heard that it was Mr. Yu who "repays evil with kindness" and "righteousness is too small" to do it.
I feel that it is difficult to live up to the great reputation, and Mr. Yu is just like that.
But after being reminded by others, or after coming back to their senses, everyone was dumbfounded.
This damn thing is absolute when he opens his mouth?
It is said that it was because Sun Zhiping, the champion scholar, took the initiative to provoke——
When many "informed people" heard this, they couldn't help but sympathize with the number one scholar.
Aren't they just love rivals, right?
It's so cruel!
This is not leaving a way for others to survive!
If this pairing were to be passed down through the ages, Sun Zhiping would have to serve as the backdrop for the ages.
Thousands of years later, people will have long forgotten who the champion was, but they will definitely remember Sun Zhiping, who took the initiative to provoke and then was "stunned" by a pair.
How can it be such a bad word?
In the past few days, almost everyone in teahouses, restaurants or brothels has been chanting these five words.
Some literati are like being possessed by a demon. They don't think about food and drinks, thinking about how to have both artistic conception and neat dialogue, and also reveal the hidden secrets.
The result was——
"I can't be sorry, I can't be sorry at all!"
"I feel like my head is no longer my own..."
If it weren't for Song Yu, he would be living in seclusion in the Demon Supervisor Department all day long.
He must have been picked out by a group of literati who were tortured to the point of pulling his hair and pinching his thighs, and forced him to match the second couplet.
No matter how you bury them, they are so damn deceptive!
Even the officials heard this matter mentioned at the court meeting. They were stunned for a long time and asked the civil and military officials of the court -
"Who can be right, sir?"
No one in the court said anything.
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(End of chapter)
