one
The reason why the great sage Qitian, the master of wine, became an immortal was because he had the ability to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. No, saying Qianbei is underestimating him. Ordinary people might not be able to beat him if they compare their drinking ability with water.
It's hard to find a confidant in heaven. The Great Sage Qitian waited for three hundred years before he found his current friend, Yuan Mijun.
Yuan Mijun loves wine, and he often brings some wine from unknown sources to taste with the Monkey King. The two of them often sit under the green pine tree in the seventh heaven and drink two cups of anecdotes collected from all sides.
At that time, Yuan Mijun brought a strange thing.
Before I ascended to immortality, I heard that Monkey King, you became an immortal because of your ability to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk.
Yuan Mijun slowly swallowed the wine in his mouth and peeked at the Monkey King.
After hearing this, the Great Sage Qitian shook the folding fan in his hand, shook his head and said: No, no, the reason why I became an immortal is because I devoted myself to the Tao. After that, I moved the world and moved the world, and then I became such an immortal. Opportunity.
Yuan Mijun smiled: The strange thing I am going to talk about this time is somewhat similar to yours.
Monkey King Qitian put away his folding fan and stared at Yuan Mijun's face.
Yuan Mijun deliberately pretended to be secretive, shook his head, and then said slowly: I heard that there is a woman in the world, and she is a strange woman. Even if he drinks wine as water, he has never been drunk.
After saying this, he approached the Monkey King with a condescending look, and said with a sly smile: If she becomes an immortal with this, wouldn't there be a male and a female wine immortal in the heavenly world? Oh Monkey King, you are truly blessed.
The Monkey King snorted coldly and said, "Don't drag me into these unclear things." The female wine wizard? Humph, can she beat me in drinking?
However, Yuan Mijun pretended to be profound. After drinking a glass of wine, his cheeks were already smeared with flying clouds. Within half a stick of incense, he was so drunk that he fell asleep on the stone table.
The Monkey King, however, was very sober. He shook his folding fan and looked at the Yulin Qiongchi in the distance, his eyebrows slowly frowning. The Jiu Xian couldn't hold things back, so once he thought of it, he had to do it.
He stood up and glanced at Yuan Mijun. He was sleeping soundly, and he probably wouldn't wake up for a while. A smile couldn't help but appear at the corner of his mouth. The wine master shook his folding fan and said, "Just wait, I'm going to see how that woman can stay drunk after a thousand cups!"
two
The mortal world is no stranger, but to the Monkey King, it is a place more familiar than the heaven. As a wine master, Monkey King often comes down to earth to find ingredients for making wine. Although there are countless fairy grasses and spiritual valleys in the heaven, the significance of wine is to make people feel a thousand emotions. Although the grains in the heavenly world are good, they are not as rich in worldly charm as those in the mortal world.
The Monkey King, who knew the mortal world well, found the woman in just half a day.
The Great Sage Qitian hid his immortal energy and transformed into an ordinary prince's son. He waved his folding fan in the crowd and listened to the comments of the mortals around him, which made him feel funny.
It is a rare thing in the mortal world for a woman to pass the Double Ten and not get married yet. The Great Sage Monkey King learned from the comments of those around him that this woman came from a wine-making family, and her skills in wine-making allowed her parents to connive and propose several marriages. But now, the parents couldn't wait any longer, so they had to get out of the ring and recruit a quick son-in-law.
The first round is wine tasting. Regardless of whether you are rich or poor, as long as your wine can be approved by the woman, you can enter the finals. The final is a wine competition. If anyone can make a woman drunk, even a beggar can win her back.
beauty? The Monkey King laughed. If there were beauties, they must be the charming Master Jiu Xian. He put away the folding fan, knocked on the pocket at his waist, and chanted a curse, and the pocket suddenly bulged up. He reached out and touched it and took out a bottle of wine. Monkey King no longer thought about it, turned over and jumped onto the ring.
At this time, there were more than a dozen men of all kinds on the ring, old, young, fat and thin. The Great Sage Qitian stood among them, looking extraordinarily handsome.
The wines were sent into the bead curtain behind the ring one by one. The Monkey King raised his eyes and looked for a moment. He could only see the shadows of people behind the bead curtain, but it was really hard to see clearly the figure of the woman.
Finally it was the turn of the Monkey King. He poured a glass of wine from the pot and said to the maid who was taking the wine: "The name of this wine is Yidan." After tasting it, the lady will naturally understand the meaning.
Yidan is the favorite work of the wine fairy, and the immortal wine used by the Queen Mother on her birthday is Yidan. The wine tastes as light as water at first, but as the liquid rolls from the tip of the tongue to the base of the tongue, a sweetness emerges. And when this sweetness falls into the throat and then flows into the chest, a soft warmth will fill the limbs.
This is the meaning of indifference. Although the meaning of the first encounter is light and gentle, the stamina is still strong.
Not long after the wine was served, the bead curtain was opened by a pair of hands, and a woman walked out.
This should be the strange woman who never gets drunk after a thousand cups of wine.
Monkey King Qitian raised the corners of his mouth, and the folding fan began to swing slowly again. The woman in his eyes slowly walked towards him, with a graceful posture. Although she had her head hanging down and couldn't see her face clearly, the way she walked seemed to be that of a beauty.
The beauty walked up to him and slowly raised her head. One pair of eyes are round, extremely clever and clear. It was March in spring, and the sunlight falling in her eyes was the color of glass. The wind actually took on a shape, carrying the peach blossoms that floated from nowhere, making them look brilliant.
Monkey King was stunned for a moment. Before he could recover, the beauty in front of him raised her lips and smiled evilly. She suddenly rolled up her sleeves and pushed Monkey King. She raised her voice and said, "Your wine is good." I, Ye He, am convinced! This good guy, you can move on to the next round.
There was a crash all around, and the Monkey King also woke up. His eyes widened and he opened his mouth, but nothing could come out.
Isn’t this beauty walking very gently? Why were you so rude suddenly when you were in front of him! Oh, Monkey King understands that the reason why a woman has not yet married after the age of 10 is not because she does not want to marry, but because she is too rude and cannot find her husband's family!
Monkey King's first reaction was that he had been deceived. This scam was well set up. First, it used the arena to attract brides as a gimmick, and then used the wine-making family's industry as bait.
I didn’t expect that these mortals would be so bad after not being in the mortal world for so many years!
The Monkey King turned around and left.
But I heard the woman sneer behind me: Hmm, I thought he was such a powerful person, but he is still as timid as a mouse when he heard that he wanted to compete with me in drinking. Men in the world are just like this.
These words made the Monkey King Qitian frown and immediately turned around.
The woman named Ye He raised her chin and looked at him, her round eyes sparkling with pride. When she saw the Monkey King turning around, she snorted coldly, clapped her hands and left.
Wait!
The Monkey King turned around, waved his folding fan and said: Since I have entered the second round, I naturally want to compete with the lady.
As soon as he finished speaking, a group of maids appeared out of nowhere, each holding a wine jar.
There was an explosion in the crowd, and the men who were still on the ring jumped out of fear. With so much wine, he probably would have lost his life in this arena before he drank even half of it.
This Miss Ye's family is beautiful, and this Ye's family's industry is huge. But no longer big, no life, everything is in vain.
The Monkey King looked at these wine jars and just raised his eyebrows slightly. He put away the folding fan, put it in the bag on his waist, and said to Ye He: "I can let the lady first have three jars of wine."
No need! Ye He snorted coldly, picked up a jar of wine, slapped it on the mud, raised his head and started drinking.
Under the ring, there was another crash.
Monkey King found it funny, so he could only shake his head and take the wine from the maid's hand, tear open the mud seal and drink it.
This comparison went from day to night.
Miss Ye's family drank one jar after another intermittently, but she didn't feel drunk at all. Look at the Monkey King, even after drinking so much wine, he still looks well-rested.
Ye He rolled up his sleeves and wiped his mouth, raised his eyes to look at the Monkey King, curled his lips and said: If you are in trouble, please tell me. My ability to not get drunk after a thousand cups is innate and cannot be matched by ordinary people.
After hearing this, the Monkey King found it funny. How can a mere mortal be so arrogant in front of the master of wine? What a shame!
The Monkey King shook his head, but did not say anything. He just opened another jar of wine and started drinking.
The two of them were equally drunk, and the game without match points made everyone almost doze off. When the atmosphere was dull, they heard a crisp sound on the stage. Everyone thought that the winner was finally decided. But when they looked up, they saw the old man of the Ye family holding Miss Ye's hand, blowing his beard and staring in anger: Tangtang The eldest lady of the Ye family, how well behaved she is in public!
After finishing speaking, he glanced at the scattered wine jars on the ground, and continued: The second round is obviously a poetry competition, when did it change to a drinking competition! He'er, you are so brave!
Ye He was still about to argue, but the old man of the Ye family had turned his back to the Monkey King and said: Since this young man can drink better than my Ye He, he should abide by the rules of the arena and marry my daughter.
Father, when did he surpass me?
Shut up, how many people in this world do you think can drink so much wine with you? After reprimanding his daughter, the master of the Ye family turned his head and looked at the Monkey King with a smile: "I wonder where the young master is from?" How many acres of land, how many cows, and how many houses does your family have? Are your parents still alive? Ah, why don't I come to visit you tomorrow?
The Monkey King just looked at the old man in front of him who kept talking and opening and closing his mouth. Behind him, Miss Ye had already curled her lips and looked at the sky, looking unconvinced.
three
Yuanmijun said, if anyone in this world can make you, the Great Sage Qitian, drunk, I, Yuanmijun, will write my Taoist name upside down.
Indeed, no one in this world can get himself drunk, the Monkey King thought.
He propped up his left cheek and looked at the woman in front of him. Half an hour had passed, and when this woman called out, I originally thought there was something important. As a result, she sat alone on the roof drinking.
It's still a bit cold in early spring, and the wind is chilling to the bones.
After such a long time, I didn't see this woman showing any intention to stop. Monkey King had no choice but to take the wine from her hand and said lazily: No matter how much you drink, you will never get drunk. What can you do to imitate others who drink to drown their sorrows?
Hearing what he said, Ye He seemed to have come to his senses. He was stunned for a moment, suddenly wrinkled his face and looked like he was about to cry. He turned to look at the Monkey King and said: I don't want to marry you.
The Monkey King was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes, and finally laughed: I don’t want to marry you yet!
Ye He said to himself: The person I want to marry is not you. I have been waiting for him for twenty years, and I cannot fail.
Monkey King then hummed: You are so precocious, you knew who you were going to marry as soon as you were born.
Ye He glanced at him, then suddenly lowered his head and sniffed.
Monkey King was stunned and turned to look at her, somewhat at a loss. Master Jiuxian is romantic, but he has never been able to do anything about women's tears.
Ye He was crying, and he knew she was crying when he heard her nasally humming.
The Monkey King had no choice but to stretch out his hand and was about to pat her back to express comfort. However, she raised her head and looked at the Monkey King with a bitter look on her face and said: I ate two more meat buns in the evening and just drank again. I feel so sick to my stomach after drinking so much wine.
The Monkey King swallowed what he was about to say, took back his hand and looked at the moon in the sky speechlessly.
Hey! look! Are the peach blossoms blooming? Ye He hurriedly patted the people around him and pointed at an old tree in the yard.
Monkey King took a look and said: You are wrong, that is moonlight. He took another look, and then said, that tree is long dead. How could it possibly bloom?
No, it will bloom. Ye He supported his chin with both hands and suddenly laughed, his round eyes turning into crescents in the sky. It bloomed the day I was born. But since then, it has been silent.
After saying that, Ye He glanced at the Monkey King again and said with a smile: For the sake of your cup of Yi Lian brew, let me tell you a secret!
The Monkey King looked at her speechlessly.
I always feel that I was born to wait for someone. I have often dreamed since I was a child, dreaming that I have become a grass, but there are still people watering me and killing insects. The man chatted with me and whispered. She was also afraid that I would be lonely, so she planted a peach tree for me. Ye He paused, pointed to the old tree in the courtyard, and said, look, the peach tree he planted for me is not much different from this one.
Do you think you are grass?
Well, maybe it was in the previous life? Ye He blinked and looked at the Monkey King.
The Great Sacred Heart of Qitian said, "Whether you are grass or not, I will know if I go back to the heaven and ask Lord Si Mingxing." However, since we were just grass in our previous lives, how much merit do we have to cultivate in order to become adults in this life?
Monkey King Qitian looked at Ye He with a hint of admiration in his eyes.
Ye He snorted, curled his lips and said, "What's that look in your eyes? I'm in my right mind. Can you refuse the marriage?" As long as you refuse the marriage first, my father will definitely not force you to marry me.
Do you think you can wait for that person?
The white moonlight spread over Ye He's body like a silver gauze. She held her chin, blinked her bright eyes and looked at the old trees in the yard, and said quietly: You can always wait!
This little girl is very lovable when she is quiet, the Monkey King thought to himself. As soon as this thought crossed his mind, he was stunned. After being stunned for a moment, he blurted out: I will help you.
Having said that, the Monkey King stood up and was about to leave. When he looked back, he saw that the old tree had sprouted countless flowers for some reason. It is a light pink color, fluttering in the white moonlight and the cool breeze.
How can it be?
Monkey King blinked his eyes and looked again. The old tree was still an old tree. It was just a momentary dazzle.
Four
The Monkey King refused to marry, and the old man of the Ye family seemed to have expected it. The several reasons that Monkey King racked his brains to come up with were all pushed back by Master Ye.
Monkey King had no choice but to show his hands to Ye He and said: "Your father's brain obviously works faster than mine."
Ye He curled up his lips in annoyance and looked at Tiandao hatefully: "My father always feels that women are inferior to men. If he believes in me, he should know that the Ye family does not need men. I can support it alone." After saying that, he looked at the Monkey King again, and then said bitterly, It's all you! If you hadn't disrupted the situation, who else could have drank so much and let my father take advantage of it!
In fact, originally, Monkey King could just throw away his hands and leave. But if he leaves, he will be equivalent to abandoning the eldest daughter of the Ye family. If this spreads out, it will inevitably be criticized by others, and it will make Ye He unable to behave in the future.
Monkey King is the most casual person. Originally, a person who only drinks and gossips all day long can be expected to be serious. However, this time, the dignified Master Jiuxian was serious - he couldn't just throw away and leave like this, even if he was responsible for his own momentary desire to win!
However, if his friend Yuan Mijun in the seventh heaven knew all this, he didn't know how long he would be teased.
The Monkey King had a book covered on his face and was lying under an apricot tree. The sun fell on him, making it particularly warm.
In fact, there is one thing about the mortal world that is better than the heaven. The Monkey King thought, at least he would feel more at ease lying here than in the heaven.
The world is full of fireworks and the world is noisy. Now that he has devoted himself to this place, he feels a familiar and warm feeling of appropriateness, so comfortable that one cannot help but sigh deeply.
He probably ascended to immortality in his previous life, but he did not follow the path of cultivation. So in this world, as a wine master, he still has a lot of nostalgia for the mortal world.
Besides, Miss Ye lost her temper at the Monkey King. Less than half a day after losing her temper, Miss Ye regretted it.
Ultimately, it's all my father's fault. If it weren't for her father's pressure, she wouldn't have come up with a way to get married through drinking. Without this method, we would not have met the Monkey King. If he had not met the Monkey King, there would have been no forced marriage.
After thinking about all this, Ye He's heart became clearer. He thought of apologizing and went to find the Monkey King. As a result, when I came to the other courtyard, I saw the man lying under the apricot tree.
In fact, Ye He was a little surprised to see the Monkey King's heart in the arena that day. She didn't expect that there would be such a cool and unrestrained person in this world. He looked like an ordinary noble man, but there was always a vague sense of alienation lingering around him. It seems that he is different from everyone else, standing out from the world and independent from the world.
But it happened that this kind of person made Ye He feel close to him. It was like an old friend who had been away for many years finally returned to her.
Ye He looked at the man under the tree. He couldn't see his face, but could only see the hands clasped on his chest. They are extremely handsome hands, long and thin. The sun shines on it, illuminating one or two dazzling spots. Occasionally, the wind blows up his clothes hanging on the ground. There was a pocket fastened to his waist. It was azure, just like the color of the sky now.
Ye He walked over unconsciously and reached out to touch the bag. As a result, the sleeping man sat up in surprise.
do what?
The Monkey King pressed his pocket and frowned at the visitor.
This pocket is the magic weapon of the Brewmaster, even Yuan Mijun cannot touch it.
Ye He didn't expect such a big reaction from him. He curled his lips and said with a smile: I'll invite you to see the peach blossoms, okay?
The Monkey King said nothing and only looked at her.
Ye He thought he was still angry, so he could only smile cheekily and said: The weather is so good, the peach blossoms have already bloomed in the suburbs, I invite you to go for a spring outing!
Monkey King Qitian looked at the smiling face in front of him. The eyes that were round a moment ago were bent into a line at this moment, as if his teeth were missing. This smiling face actually made the Monkey King laugh, and he suddenly became enlightened.
Just go!
The peach blossoms are indeed blooming on the outskirts of the city, and a pink cloud spreads from one end to the other.
There are also many people outing in spring, hanging out in twos and threes, and full of laughter and laughter.
The Monkey King looked at the young girl swimming in the distance and said to Ye He: Why didn't you ask your friend to accompany you on the spring outing? Instead, you pulled me out.
Ye He squinted at the peach blossoms in the distance and said nonchalantly: I have no friends. I've been hanging out in wine cellars since I was little, so where are my friends from?
The Monkey King was stunned. He turned his head and looked at the little woman beside him. But she looked nonchalant, raising her face and letting the sun and wind play freely on her face.
Wouldn't you be lonely if you didn't have friends? The Monkey King said this, but he still felt a little sore at the tip of his heart.
Ye He opened his eyes, looked at him and said with a smile: I have never had friends since I was a child, and I have never experienced the feeling of having friends. Of course, you are not alone anymore. It's you. What's your expression? It was as if someone had stabbed him.
The Monkey King turned his head away unnaturally and stopped answering.
I heard Ye He say again: In the past twenty years, I have never felt lonely. Because there is him in the dream. With him, how can I be lonely?
Monkey King looked at her profile, but couldn't answer her words.
five
The Monkey King has been in the mortal world for nearly a month.
The dignified Master Jiuxian listened to the nagging of the little mortal woman for a month.
Ye He chattered in his ear all day long, and sometimes he would like to have a few drinks with him when the mood struck. It was probably the Monkey King's leisurely and contented look that made Mr. Ye's family let down a lot of guard. The originally imminent marriage was postponed for a while at Ye He's request.
Ye He said: If you push it, this matter will be settled. Don't worry, I will keep it safe and you can leave as you came.
How do you leave the way you came?
The Great Sage Qitian smiled bitterly in his heart. He looked at the bright face in front of him, and his mind was very confused. But she didn't know anything, so she still filled the wine glass, raised her head and drank it all, looking out the window at the orioles singing and the green willows, and said: You see, you are still very happy with me. At least I can tell you a lot of things that are on my mind.
The dead trees in the yard looked particularly ugly and old in the beautiful spring light. Ye He retracted his gaze and looked at the person opposite, and asked: Where did you come from?
Where does it come from? The Great Sage Qitian who came from the sky sighed secretly in his heart, fearing that such an answer would frighten this mortal.
um I I come from far away. He raised his eyebrows, poured himself a glass of wine, hesitated for a moment, and then said, what if you can't wait for that person? Be alone all your life?
When Ye He heard what he said, a smile condensed on his face. She was stunned for a moment and then said: I never thought about what would happen if I couldn't wait for him.
As if he couldn't bear it anymore, the Monkey King stood up and said to her with a cold face: You just think that he will come back to you, that you will wait for him. But what if there is no such person in this world and everything is just your wishful thinking? Ye He, how will you deal with yourself then?
Ye He seemed to have never seen the person in front of him be so cold and stern. Either chic and casual, or scoundrel and venomous. This person should never have been so cold and stern.
The Monkey King looked at the person in front of him quietly, a string of tears suddenly rolled down his round eyes. The tears shook his body and made him forget to breathe. However, when the teardrops fell apart in the spring light, he heard her say: No, he will not let me be alone.
The Monkey King didn't know how he escaped from Ye Mansion, let alone how he escaped back to heaven.
He called Feiyun and flew straight up to the seventh heaven. It was still the same green pine tree. Under the green pine tree, Yuan Mijun was still lying on the stone table and fell asleep.
Yuan Mijun is not awake yet. One day in heaven and one year on earth.
There is a cool breeze in the seventh heaven, and there is no noise and bustling in the world, let alone the burning heat in the world of mortals. The Monkey King sat on the stone bench and panted. He put his hands on his chest and felt that his heart was about to jump out of his chest.
It only took a moment before the Monkey King called Feiyun again and went in another direction.
We were going to Lord Siming Xing’s mansion.
It is a trivial matter to ask Si Mingxingjun to check the fate of mortals. However, what surprised Siming Xingjun was that there was no Ye He's fate in Siming's book.
Did the immortal friend report the wrong horoscope? Si Mingxingjun looked at the lost Jiuxian and affirmed that if the horoscopes were correct, then she would definitely be in the Siming Book. But I flipped through the life book again and showed my hands to the Jiuxian. You see, there is none.
The Monkey King is still in a daze. If there is no fate for her, then there is no way of knowing whether she will meet that person in the end. The girl who has been lonely all her life is the most stubborn, otherwise she would not have been still unwilling to get married for more than ten years.
After bidding farewell to Lord Si Mingxing and calling Feiyun, the Jiuxian left for the mortal world again.
Above the clouds, Monkey King suddenly felt confused. He didn't know what he could do even if he went to the mortal world. Tell Ye He that she is not in the Siming Book and she is doomed to be lonely for the rest of her life. Therefore, she can't wait for that person.
Too cruel.
Or tell her, don't wait any longer and find someone to marry quickly. At the very least, there will be someone to rely on in this life.
But, reluctant to part with it. He couldn't bear to persuade her like this.
Master Jiuxian, who has always been calm and calm, actually has times when he is extremely upset. If Lord Yuan Mi in the seventh heaven knew about it, he would definitely laugh his head off.
six
The Great Sage Qitian only knows that one day in heaven and one year on earth. Little did he know that it had already taken him half a day to get to Si Ming Xingjun. It was already a year later when he returned to the mortal world.
A year later, nothing seems to have changed in the mortal world. It's still spring in March, and the peach blossoms are scorching.
The Ye Mansion was decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, and a happy event was being held. It was the wedding of Miss Ye Ye He.
Ordinary people often say that when a ship reaches the bridge, it will naturally go straight. After the Monkey King was still so annoyed that he didn't know how to explain Ye He, she had already made her choice.
The Monkey King stood on the roof, watching the busy people coming and going in the courtyard. I have never seen her, so how could the newlyweds show up so casually.
He went to the courtyard where she lived. The dead tree in the courtyard was still standing there alone, unmoving despite the colorful flowers around it.
The Monkey King sat on the roof and stared at the old tree in a daze.
This courtyard is not lively, even a little deserted. Ye He must have moved to another courtyard long ago. Monkey King was still hesitating whether he wanted to see her or not.
However, before he could hesitate, a bright red person in the courtyard stood facing the wind, looking up at him.
Monkey King stared blankly at the people in the courtyard and even forgot to breathe. It wasn't until the woman lowered her gaze that he came to his senses and jumped down.
But he didn't dare to step forward. The always dashing Jiu Xian was hesitant, even timid. However, the woman raised her head, looked at him quietly and said: After you left, I became seriously ill.
The Monkey King looked at her infatuatedly. It was not until he said this that he realized that she had indeed lost weight. Her face, which was still round before, had become thinner. Her round eyes were bigger, but less beautiful than before. That pride and agility.
Have you waited for that person?
The Jiuxian didn't expect that such stuttering words would actually come out of his own mouth. He looked at her anxiously, not missing any expression on her face.
Ye He, who was wearing a phoenix crown and harem, shook her head. No matter how gorgeous her face was, she couldn't hide the disappointment between her brows. Just for a moment, she smiled and said: I didn't wait for him
Then you
Her smile got bigger, she looked at him and said helplessly: Keren, you are born to learn to compromise!
After a brief silence, she handed him a bottle of wine.
After you left, I fell seriously ill. I was so sick that I was in a daze, but I turned into such a pot of wine. This is brewed for you, there is only one pot in the world!
She raised her head and looked at him seriously, as if she wanted to imprint him in her mind forever.
After you left, no one listened to me and no one stayed with me. Originally, I never knew what it was like to be alone. She smiled helplessly. I'm crazy.
She turned around and walked away like a flaming butterfly. Monkey King stood behind her blankly. After just a moment, he shouted, but his voice became lower and lower: "This wine, this wine"
She turned her head and whispered: This wine is called Qing Nong.
I don’t know when the old trees in the courtyard bloomed with flowers, in hundreds of clusters, all pink.
Monkey King Qitian stretched out his hand to catch the two peach blossoms and looked at the old tree behind him in surprise.
The old tree is a dead tree and does not bloom.
The Great Sage Qitian closed his eyes, raised his head and drank a pot of wine called Qing Nong.
seven
Lord Yuanmi once said, if anyone in this world can make you, the Great Sage Qitian, drunk, I, Lord Yuanmi, will write my Taoist name upside down.
Jun Miyuan’s nickname isn’t that bad!
In the last moment when Monkey King was awake, he actually thought of this.
Yes, the dignified Master Jiuxian is drunk, very drunk. As if he was dreaming and waking up, he was back to the day when he ascended to immortality in the beginning.
In fact, it was not easy when I first came to heaven. In the words of Hou Yuanmijun, look at you, you have become an immortal by virtue of your ability to drink. It's like that talented student in the human world. Others work hard to cultivate and realize the Tao, but you succeeded in getting into the Hanlin Academy by relying on your ability to drink. Tell me, can they not be jealous of you?
Yuan Mijun's words actually make some sense. With Monkey King's familiar character, he didn't even make a single friend after staying in the heaven for more than a month. He felt extremely defeated and lonely.
For the first time, he felt that becoming an immortal was not as good as he imagined.
The lonely Brewmaster had no choice but to spend all his time on a piece of grass. He originally thought that when the grass sprouted, he would be able to make new wine. However, in the heaven, it seems that only this grass is related to him.
So he took care of the grass more patiently, deworming and weeding it. When he was free, he even irrigated the grass with the fairy wine that was presented to the Queen Mother's Peach Conference.
The grass grows well and is green. He sat cross-legged and began to talk to the grass. Talking about the boredom of heaven, the coldness of immortal friends, the loneliness in the heart, and the excitement of the mortal world.
In the vast world, only this grass became his friend.
Occasionally, he would be sent down to earth by the Emperor of Heaven. He would squat next to Hecao, hold his chin and say sadly: Hecao, Hecao, I really want to put you in my pocket. Wherever I go, you go. This way we don't have to separate.
After going around twice, he said again: Why don't I become a friend for you, so that I can keep you company when I'm not around?
He recited a spell, and a peach tree rose from the ground. The lush peach blossoms trembled slightly in the cool breeze, seeming to be responding to the swaying grass.
The Monkey King was satisfied and finally left with peace of mind.
After leaving, he did not come back for many days.
The grass, which had never left the Brewmaster, was obviously anxious. Hey, who said a piece of grass has no emotions? What's more, the grass is irrigated by the Master Jiuxian who takes the wine all day long.
The grass finally condensed into a spirit, but he must have been too anxious before the time came. The little grass that transformed into a human form started to look for the Brewmaster, holding the tree on its head that was swaying in the wind.
Hecao is still very smart, and she found Yuan Mijun, Jiu Xian's new friend. The immortal was sitting under a green pine tree drinking wine. He saw a girl holding a grass on her head coming from a distance, and immediately spit out a sip of wine.
what!
Yuan Mijun's eyes widened.
But Xiao Hecao was about to cry, and the grass above her head trembled with her expression. She tugged on his sleeve and her voice was thin: Tell me, tell me, where did my Si Yi go?
He has descended to earth! I made a mistake and was punished by the Emperor of Heaven.
After hearing this, Xiao Hecao stopped crying and turned to leave.
Yuan Mijun couldn't help but ask: What are you doing!
I'm going to find him!
When Xiao Hecao left, he did not forget the friend that the Monkey King had turned into for him. He used a spiritual method to turn the peach tree into a seed and took it with him.
Xiao Hecao didn't understand anything. He didn't know that he was going to go through the Nantianmen next time, so he just jumped down from the reincarnation platform.
Well, Monkey King felt that it was time for him to wake up.
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When the Monkey King woke up, the first thing he did was to find trouble with Yuan Mijun.
When he was sent to the mortal world, he was just ordered to find some grains. If Yuan Mijun hadn't made it clear, how could Xiao Hecao descend to the mortal world without even thinking about it.
From a distance, Yuan Mijun saw the Monkey King walking toward him angrily with his eyebrows raised. Feeling bad, he hurriedly greeted me with a smile: "Master Jiuxian, you have been drunk for a long time!"
I ask you! Where did my grass go? Monkey King Qitian grabbed Yuan Mijun by the front.
Yuan Mijun was stunned for a moment and replied: I've descended to earth, didn't I tell you? She has descended to earth!
Monkey King Qitian looked at him without speaking, his eyes were red with anger.
Yuan Mijun looked at his appearance and immediately laughed: Master Jiu Xian has always been very calm, isn't he? Why is he so anxious now?
The Monkey King didn't want to talk to him anymore, so he turned around and wanted to go down to earth.
But Yuan Mijun grabbed him and said with a thief smile: If you go now, I'm afraid you won't be able to find the grass. She did come down to earth to find you, but she also wanted to save herself from disaster. You use fairy wine as water to water her all the time, but she should have become a fairy long ago. Si Yi, I say, you are the only one in this world who is so beautiful and blessed!
The Monkey King was stunned.
Yuan Mijun then smiled and said: I said that there will be two wine masters in this heaven, one male and one female. Well, look, isn’t that the new female wine wizard?
Master Jiuxian was completely out of body this time. He turned around blankly and stared blankly behind him. Under the peach tree, there was a girl frowning and looking at him in confusion. The round eyes were filled with the warm spring light of the mortal world.
Huh? Shouldn’t it be consummation after the tribulation? Why hasn’t the grass on her head melted away yet?
Yuan Mijun's exclamation made the Jiuxian realize that in the cool breeze of the seventh heaven, a green grass was swinging leisurely in the wind on the head of the female Jiuxian.
Xu Jun’s Three Thousand Tears by Chengli
1.
There is a fairy river thirty miles away from Dongtianmen, called Xiushui. It is said that this river was transformed by the tears of Empress Nuwa.
It was just dawn today, and both sides of the Xiushui River were already crowded. The 500-year-old He Bo Succession Ceremony was about to take place, and the people of the Immortal Realm within a hundred miles came to join in the fun.
The new He Bo is an old immortal, known as Changbai Weng, and is the younger brother of the previous He Bo.
The Thirteenth Elder slowly handed the river map, which symbolized the identity of He Bo, to the Changbai Old Man. The originally calm water surface rippled for no reason, and gulls and herons flew away in fright.
I saw a huge wave going backwards in the distance. On the top of the wave stood a pair of beautiful women. The woman was cold and beautiful, her eyes were covered with white silk, and her fairy mantle was floating in the wind. The young man beside him was handsome and delicate, with a smile always on his lips. , which makes people feel warm.
The two of them floated down from the huge waves. The hand of the old man holding the river trembled. He was shocked when he looked at the woman in front of him. Then he looked at the young man beside him. He was playing with the water jade waist plate with his index finger intentionally or unintentionally. The piece that could control the wind and rain. The waist badge was engraved with the four characters "Northern Sea God", which attracted the attention of everyone present and made a roar.
The young man helped the blind-eyed woman to the Changbai old man. The woman fumbled and took the Changbai old man's hand and said, "You didn't expect me to be alive, uncle?"
Ah, Ah Lan was speechless.
Didn't uncle always want to catch the adulterer in A Lan's room? I brought him. He stretched out his hand to signal the young man beside him.
The young man took A-Lan's hand and held it in his palm with understanding, and waved to Changbai Old Man: Hello, uncle.
Changbai's face turned pale, and he knelt down: But he didn't dare to take it for granted. Then he smiled and said to Ah Lan, "Uncle has always reserved this seat of He Bo for you. Now that you are back, take advantage of this He Tu." With. After saying that, she handed the river map to A Lan's hand, and looked at the young man behind her warily before slowly bowing her head. The Changbai Old Man met the new He Bo of the Xiushui River and paid homage to the God of the North Sea! After hearing this, everyone knelt down and worshiped.
A Lan said nothing and took the river map, with a faint sneer on his lips.
The young man put his arms around A-Lan's thin shoulders and said to the old man, "He Bo is tired. I have troubled my uncle to prepare the banquet for me. Oh, by the way, my marriage to He Bo is scheduled for the first day of next month. I will also invite my uncle to do it at that time." You must come, I would like to thank you in advance.
After that, the young man supported A Lan and slowly entered the courtyard in the river.
2.
In one day, Xiushui River experienced earth-shaking changes.
The Changbai Old Man, who had endured for five hundred years, was usurped by his niece and niece's son-in-law who fell from the sky just before he ascended the throne of He Bo.
However, this niece-in-law has a good background. No matter how unwilling the old man is, he has no choice but to hand over the river map. What's more, if Alan hadn't mysteriously disappeared half a month ago, as the apple of the old Hebo's eye, she would naturally have become the Xiushui River Sect. The first female He Bo in the book.
It’s so unpredictable!
A-Lan was sitting beside the pavilion, lost in thought. There was still darkness in front of her eyes, and her calm footsteps were approaching slowly.
The person who came was none other than her fiancé, the North Sea Goddess Junya.
Ah Lan sat up straighter, with a face full of shame, and raised her hands to him and said: If it weren't for the protection of the Water God, Ah Lan's position as Lord of the River would have fallen into the hands of traitors. , But by order.
In fact, after being framed by his uncle, he was put into the East China Sea, but woke up on the north coast. When he woke up, he was dark. Then he knew that he was blind, and why he was blind and could not explore.
I just remember that day, a pair of warm and powerful hands held her in the darkness. She instinctively shrank and vigilantly asked: Who are you?
My name is Junya, your future husband.
Knowing that the other party was a person who rescued herself, she relaxed her vigilance, only faintly felt that the other party's voice listened to it.
Thinking back, her father had set a family relationship for her. The other party had a head and face, and was still a great god. It was said that she was so arrogant and rarely seen with outsiders. Even the day of her dad was funeral, and her fiance never appeared.
Why did you have never seen each other, but why did you have a feeling of knowing each other? She couldn't understand.
More than one strange thing.
When learning that she was punished because she was not guarding the woman's road, the great god not only didn't mind the green hat on the top of her head, but said to her generously: Who has never been impulsive when he was young, I was just ignorant when you were young.
She couldn't help sighing that this rare man in the world was actually her future husband.
Early in the morning, Changbai Weng sent people to send the ancestral rolls of two houses. Most of them were the Water Report letters under the accumulation under the pressure of Lao He Boxian.
However, He Alan couldn't see it, so he had to listen to her by Jun Ya Nian, and a whole afternoon, Junya's voice changed from clear and warm to hoarse and low. The plum wine that moisturizes the throat is in the ice cellar, and my name is taken over.
No, this is the last volume. Junya combined with the yellow book on hand and stared at Alan with a smile. In fact, you don't have to ask these things in person. You and I are all the gods of Si Shui. I am both your fiance and show you the same for you.
A Lan apologized: He Bo's duty, how dare to get rid of each other again, in fact, it is the same to let Su Xinnian listen to me, but it hurts you to accompany me to suffer, and I am sorry.
After all, the subordinates are subordinates, and they are unbelievable, not to mention Junya's mouth, and I can talk to you alone afternoon. I feel very happy.
A Lan stunned, Junya laughed.
At night, Alan woke up in the bed, got up and groped to the window.
The night in front of the bed woke up, and stepped forward to support Alan: Why did the lady wake up?
Alan listened to his ears: So late, what about the Lord Water God next door?
Yeah, it's all three times. I don't know if the Zongju letters can not be approved. Ah, ah, Master Shui God did not let me say that she had missed her mouth and bowed her head.
Is he reading a report? Alan frowned, but in the daytime, we obviously finished reading
Suxin yawned: The volume of the two rooms, which was finished in the afternoon. The Lord Water God was afraid that the lady was tired, so she cheated the lady and read it.
A Lan smiled at her heart, sitting on the window, and the candle next door was brilliant, making her cheeks more red.
3.
Three days later, the lower reaches of the Xiushui River suddenly showed the water monster. It was the responsibility of He Bo, but now that Alan's eyes were inconvenient, and the Lord Water God naturally represented her job.
After Junya left, A Lan and Su Xin quietly went to the ban.
Although Junya once told her not to trust anyone, but her heart was her confidant, and she was naturally unquestionable.
She remembered that when she was a child, she made a mistake in the river in the river. She had seen the production process of Liuli's eyes in Luo Shu, and set the glazed eyes in her eyes to restore the light.
She leaned on a stone, and Su Xin read the developer of Liuli's eyes to her.
Ten ancient blood glazed, injected into the soul, ten days and ten nights, sleepless
A Lan laughed, maybe you can see the sun before the return of the god of Water!
When he was in a mind, Su Xin said suddenly: Miss, have you seen tears? In this book, there are tears in the eyes of He Bo's eyes. When He Bo crying, tears will appear, mostly human forms, and the destiny is to protect He Bo, to the dead side, but the lady is optimistic. I never saw the lady crying, I am afraid that I haven't seen my own tears yet?
A Lan pouted, who said she had never cried
Thinking like this, as if she was crying, that person was by her side.
A Lan was held by Lao He's palm since he was a child. There was no chance to cry. In the impression, she only cried three times, and she was hit by the same person.
For the first time, his father was here, and he set his affinity with the Beihai Water God in private. She was only in her 500s at that time. With a fight, I rolled the baggage and left home.
After leaving the water, her spiritual power weakened a lot, and she was fascinated in the forest. A group of people in black descended from the sky and made a fierce trick to her. She couldn't bear to resist the sprained ankle, and she accidentally hid into the cave.
That is, in that cave, she felt helpless for the first time, and her death was never so close to her. For the first time in her life, she shed tears.
When she wiped her tears, she didn't know when she had a beautiful white boy.
She looked at each other through the glow, the teenager was very thin, but it looked like a human man looked at the age of 16 or seventeen. She had a cold and unpredictable maturity in her eyes. Out of virtual reality.
The teenager couldn't help but say that she had leaned down and checked her injuries, her brows became tighter, and her spiritual power was slowly hit into her ankle.
The sound of fine footsteps came from outside the cave, and the man in black had chased to the entrance of the cave.
A Lan wanted to get up in a hurry. The teenager made a gesture at her and pressed her, and her eyes were still cold: staying inside. Turning out of the hole.
Immediately afterwards, there was endless fighting sound, and the sky was getting dark. There was no movement outside the cave, and A Lan went out in a stomach. The twilight was dark. The teenager was breathing on the stone platform outside the cave. He was swollen with a blue face, and 17 or eight black killers lay down on the ground, and it had long lost his breath.
A Lan walked over and asked him if he had anything.
He wiped off the blood of the corner of his mouth, took off his robe with no care, and threw it aside: it was not my blood. Turn around and squat, not too early, carry you home!
When the young man was saved, A Lan was moved to cry so much, always thinking about repaying him: My father is He Bo, tell me what your name is, my father is called to give you the gold and silver jewelry, if you do n’t, if you do n’t, you do n’t I like it, I can also let my dad name you as a small official, you have other wishes, although tell me.
The teenager just shook his head: I don't want any gold and silver jewelry, and I don't want to be an official.
A Lan is curious: What do you want?
The teenager spit out a word for a long time: you.
A Lan stunned for a while, did he want her to make a promise? Instead, I joked: How can I also be the daughter of He Bo, how can I marry you casually? Besides, sooner or later I would marry Beihai. If you really want to marry a wife, we are more beautiful in Xiushui and River, and you are satisfied with you!
The teenager was slightly stunned, and the steps were lost in the step: you want to marry Beihai?
A Lan nodded: This kind of kinship has long settled for me. I heard that the Beihai Shui Shen Su was unwilling to communicate with others. It happened that I did not like the disturbance of others. It seems that I am in line with him. !
The teenager suddenly kept silent, and Alan looked at him sideways, but saw that he was angry, his face was ugly, his eyes became more and more indifferent, so he stopped squeak.
On the banks of Xiushui River, her father had been waiting for a long time. A group of people surrounded her, crying and asked: Miss, why did you have so much blood?
She looked down and found that she was soaked with a lot of blood on her chest.
A Lan was astonishing, and she had never been injured before and after. Is this blood? She hurried back, but where are the young men?
Already gone? Is it so much blood, will you die on the road?
What a rude guy, she didn't even know his name.
4.
Seeing that he had been half a year later, she was funeral that day. She returned from the grave at the bottom of the river and lay on a stone platform in the court atrium.
With appropriate, she slipped down the corner of her eyes. She thought that the person who loved her the most in the world was gone.
The autumn wind swept away, and someone shed tears for her. She opened her eyes, and the boy in white was sitting in front of her, raising her hand to wipe her tears for her.
She laughed and asked him: I left last time, and told me what your name was.
You incense.
She nodded: Very good, Xiaoxiang, accompany me to drink it!
Without waiting for You Xiang to agree, she drank herself. She didn't tell him that the dad who loved her most in this world died. She hasn't told him that her mother has gone early, and now her father has gone, and she has since been lonely.
You Xiang frowned slightly and snatched her wine glass: Crying when he was drunk? The wine is too bad.
She suddenly aggrieved, trying to grab the wine glass, but the weakness drilled into his arms. She simply wiped her tears and snot on his white robe.
When he was unclear, he sobbed on his shoulders: I feel uncomfortable, do you know?
He sighed helplessly, took her, and pulled her out of the scattered hair on her forehead. It took a long time to murmure herself in her ear: You are sad, how can I not know that the voice is very light and meaningful.
That day, she instructed her subordinates to raise a few large cylinders, and I drank it with You Xiang until the evening. Okay, I am a marriage contract
The teenager wiped the tears of her cheeks in distress, and a heat wave flowed in his body. Although he worked hard to restrain himself, his hands did not hear the call, and his eyes were full of hot eyes, and the meteor took her into the inner room.
When Tian Gang was bright, her uncle led a bunch of people to block her house, saying that she was private with men. She is unwilling, her whole body is naked, and the blood on the sheets is really not like doing something good, but her so -called treacherous man is unknown.
She scolded in her heart, the boy actually took advantage of her to take advantage of her! And after the incident, it was gone? However, despite the fact, her heart still felt that You Xiang was not like such a person until she found the wine jar of last night in the corner of the backyard, only to know that the oral medicine was given in the wine.
As for the medicine, she smiled and smiled. Who took someone to her house early in the morning and clamored to say that she had done something?
Uncle, uncle, Da Da just left, can you hold back?
