S city.
Tianmo Street.
The top floor of Boxin Building.
The parrots in the garden were chirping.
"It's really yours...it's really yours...it's really yours..."
"As expected of you... As expected of you... As expected of you..."
"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack..."
Amid the weird laughter of the parrot, a cute girl in a maid outfit took a broom and swept all the way to the feet of the woman on the bench.
"Miss……"
The woman subconsciously raised her feet and suddenly sneered: "Trash!"
The little maid was surprised and asked: "Miss, are you talking about me?"
"No, you are an idiot, you are not a waste."
"Oh, you scared me to death." The little maid patted her chest and said with lingering fear: "I thought I was scolded again..."
Shen Tujia turned the notebook in front of him coldly. On the notebook, there was a blacked-out live broadcast room.
Although the live broadcast room went dark, the barrages kept flowing on the black screen of the live broadcast room.
"Leaving now?" 』
"Where are the people?" 』
"Gone again?" 』
"Disgusted!" ! 』
"Come out quickly!" 』
"Don't run away, Yan!" 』
…
"Miss, are you still looking at that guy?" the maid asked curiously.
"Spiritual mustard!"
Shen Tujia said loudly.
"Oh~"
The maid smiled and said: "No wonder your appetite has become much normal these days. Do you want to eat something, miss?"
Eat something…
Looking at the barrage on the dark screen, the woman suddenly felt irritable and a sense of emptiness and disgust came to her heart. Her eyes drifted to the outside of the glass building for a while, and then to the drawer for a while.
There has been no new fun for many days, no celebrities whose houses have collapsed, no huge watermelons, and even the sphincter of the President of the United States has become extremely strong.
"hateful…"
She opened her legs and walked involuntarily towards the balcony outside the flat floor.
"Miss...do you want to die again...?"
The little maid asked curiously behind her.
"Yes." Shen Tujia said decisively.
"But murder is illegal." The little maid said tangledly.
Shen Tujia was stunned for a moment, and his face darkened.
"You don't have to come tomorrow." She said disgustedly.
"Then will I come the day after tomorrow?" the little maid asked in surprise.
Shen Tujia looked at the little one who was less than 1.6 meters tall in front of him, his eyelids twitching wildly.
"You won't be here the day after tomorrow!"
"Are you going to give me two days off?"
The maid was surprised: "Miss, I will feel guilty if you always give me holidays like this..."
"You're fired!!"
Shen Tujia screamed.
Silence reigned on the flat floor.
The clock on the wall is ticking.
The parrots on the side turned to look at the two of them. The little maid scratched her head in embarrassment and asked: "Is it slightly spicy or..."
Slightly spicy...slightly spicy...slightly spicy...slightly spicy...
The parrots on the side all repeated in unison.
Shen Tujia's eyes quickly dimmed, and she looked at her maid helplessly, as if she was trapped in some kind of empty loop.
She walked to the balcony without looking back and stood on it.
To die/or not to die
This was a question Shen Tujia had after talking to his maid.
However, at this moment, a man rushed into the office out of breath and shouted: "Miss! I got the director's cut of the new episode of Extraordinary Journey!"
The woman was startled and stepped back from the balcony at the speed of light.
It turned out that Bai Shou was back. He held a small USB flash drive and said, "This is the Arctic special edited by Seal Company. Do you want to take a look at it first? It hasn't been put on the market yet."
"Bring it here quickly!"
The black-haired woman said impatiently.
Soon, the three people gathered together in the office. Shen Tujia held the computer, cut the pages skillfully, leaned on the sofa, took the snacks from the maid, and fell into a state of selflessness while listening to the dynamic music.
Forty minutes later.
The music that accompanied the ending sounded.
Shen Tujia looked confused and frowned.
Bai Qiu's face was expressionless.
The little maid held up her chin and dragged the content of the Arctic special. She kept and repeatedly watched the clips of the man going crazy on the screen. She laughed while watching: "It's really interesting, Teacher Wei...it takes thirty years to pay off the mortgage. It's really worthy of me." Yes, what about you……"
"That's it? What's this nonsense?" Shen Tujia said dissatisfied: "Why did this guy get crazy in the Arctic? How come the cause and effect are completely unclear?"
"have no idea."
Bai Shou pushed up his glasses and said: "The program is missing a key part. According to the information I know, director Baoli separated from them after the show was halfway through. Song Wenbin..."
"Don't call that Tuli Baji by his name." Shen Tujia said impatiently.
"Sorry, after we were separated, the photographers of the team that was involved in the film did not film the entire event 24 hours a day, which resulted in part of the program being missing. This also made the reason for the madness in the show a mystery. According to my questioning of that team, they In the report program, Baifa Su... Xiao Bichi once had some abnormal behavior, wandering on the ice field as if she was ill, and then Yan retrieved her from the ice field, but that night Yan went crazy."
After a pause, Bai Shou said with a smile: "So, according to my speculation, Yan's madness has something to do with the female colleagues in the show. After all, I reminded him before the show started that he was not allowed to have sex with the two female guests. What happened, but it seems that if a man and a woman are alone in the same room for a long time, it will be easy for the gun to go off."
"The gun went off!?"
Shen Tujia immediately widened his eyes and said ecstatically: "Where is the evidence? Is there any evidence!?"
"No." Bai Shou said regretfully: "I didn't think about this before setting off. If I had known this earlier, I would have placed some eavesdropping equipment. This is my problem."
"Trash!" Shen Tujia scolded.
"Sorry, miss, but we still have many opportunities, many, many opportunities." Bai Shou said respectfully.
"Yes, miss. We still have many opportunities."
The little maid clung to Shen Tujia and gently patted her shoulders.
Shen Tujia slumped down again and said in disgust: "This guy has actually started bringing goods now. Do you know about this?"
Bai Shou nodded: "I have heard a little bit, and I have always paid attention to his movements. It seems that after returning from this trip, he has been helping the family with some trivial matters. According to my information, the relationship between Yan and his family is not too serious." Okay, but at this moment he has chosen to return to the family to help, which has to be said to be a rare change. I guess Yan already wants to transform."
"What!? Teacher Yan is planning to change his gender."
The little maid screamed: "What will happen if Teacher Yan changes his gender? Do you want to be a maid too? You don't want that kind of thing!"
"It is to complete the transformation of identity."
Baikari said patiently: "It's not about gender. To put it simply, I don't want to do it anymore."
"If you're tired of it, don't be tired of it...How can you not be tired of it? It's just that you're tired of it." The little maid groaned in pain.
"This...according to my analysis, he has felt that he can no longer live with misogyny. Whether it is a realistic level or a psychological level, he may no longer be able to compare with the past, so he wants to transform. Previously The delivery of goods is proof that he is trying other tracks and trying to monetize his traffic." Baikari analyzed rationally.
"wishful thinking!!"
Shen Tujia sneered sharply: "I have been anti-female all my life. I have attracted batches of fans by doing those bad things, slandering and slandering women. Now I actually say I don't want to do it anymore. There is such a good thing in the world." ?"
"Probably not." Bai Qi said softly: "If we let him successfully transform and let him land safely and smoothly, there will be no such thing as house collapse in the future. For you, Miss, will this be a problem? It’s a big blow…”
"Strike?" the woman said disdainfully: "What are you talking about? You're just an Internet clown. There are so many clowns. One more of him is not more, and one less of him is not more."
The little maid holding her chin on the side chuckled.
"Raomeng, what are you laughing at?" Shen Tujia asked coldly.
"I laugh that although there are many clowns in the world, there are very few that make the young lady so fond of them that she must kill them." The maid covered her lips and smiled sweetly.
Shen Tujia was stunned for a moment, then he stood up holding the maid's head: "Yes, Rao Meng, you are right. Although there are many clowns in the world, what they ask for is only a few taels of yellow and white, not worth a cent, but ours Teacher Wei, that’s not the case. Humph, the mortgage has to be repaid for thirty years, do you really think I’m blind? How dare you say such rebellious words!”
"Treasonous and unethical... treasonous and unethical... treasonous and unethical..."
On the shelf, the parrots chirped repeatedly.
"Since you are a clown, you must perform well on stage for me! Transformation is definitely not allowed, Bai Shou."
"Say it." Bai Shou listened attentively.
"No matter what, Teacher Yan will not be allowed to transform."
She gave the order: "If you hate the teacher, you will always hate the teacher."
