"yan!
I hate you!
"
Nita's scream was drowned in the carnival Indians, unable to make any splash.
Song Wenbin was hit by Niu Xue on the roof and fled like a rat. If this drags on any longer, I'm afraid he won't be able to escape Niu Xue's baptism even if he dodges for the whole day.
However, at this moment, a whistle sounded not far away.
Someone was calling to him.
"Tired!
"
Song Wenbin looked up and couldn't help but feel happy, "Here he comes!"
I saw a tall truck honking its horn from a distance and driving towards me.
Photographer Wei Ning was standing on the roof of the carriage, waving to him.
Because the truck was too big, people had to get out of the way when it came. Song Wenbin on the roof got a chance to breathe. As the truck drove through the sea of snow, he jumped hard, grabbed Weining's arm, and jumped onto the truck. on the roof of the car.
There was also a water tank on the roof of the truck. Weining picked up the water pipe under the tank and handed it to Song Wenbin.
After Song Wenbin took it, he sprayed it everywhere, and the cow dew fell. The Indians below did not care about throwing cow snow anymore, and rushed up one after another. They gathered around the truck like a pilgrim, and stretched out their hands like zombies, eager for blessings from the gods. .
Even Song Wenbin, who was used to seeing strong winds and waves, was at a loss when facing the scene. The good guy looked at those hands covered with cow snow and his open mouth.
Is this really a human being who lives on the same planet as him?
Due to a moment of distraction, Song Wenbin gave too much cowdew to the people on one side of the truck, while the people on the opposite side of the truck did not receive the cowdew, and immediately took pictures of the truck compartment in dissatisfaction.
"Yan, the other side!" Wei Ning reminded him.
Song Wenbin suddenly woke up and said loudly in the dialect he had just learned: "Brothers, don't grab it!
All living beings are equal! Everyone has cowdew to drink!
"
While talking, he also took the disposable paper cup from Weining's hand and threw it around. The Indians in the snow took the paper cup that fell from the air, laughed and gave Song Wenbin a thumbs up, mouthing He babbled with praises that Song Wenbin couldn't understand.
Then they lined up behind the truck with plastic cups stained with snow, taking turns catching the spilled cowdew and drinking as if they were some kind of pure Indian beer. While drinking, they smacked their lips, gave thumbs up, and nodded repeatedly.
】
Song Wenbin felt happy when he saw them drinking happily.
But at this time, Wei Ning, who was taking pictures with his cell phone, suddenly shouted nervously: "Yan! There is a note coming from behind!"
"
Song Wenbin was shocked when he heard this and looked along Wei Ning's finger. Sure enough, he saw the flashing lights of a police car on the street not far away. When he thought about Nita Mohan's identity, he felt bad. Just now This incident probably made the woman very angry, and she was afraid that she would not get any good results if she stayed here any longer.
However, he had already expected these things to happen. He threw away the water pipe in his hand, jumped to the back of the car, and shouted passionately.
"Here comes the heifer!
"
He suddenly opened the guardrail of the truck, and it turned out that it was a cattle truck. The truck was filled with heifers. As soon as the door opened, groups of cows excitedly rushed down from the guardrail of the truck.
In India, cowdew is an expensive health product and is in short supply in the market. Therefore, these heifers are fed with water in advance every day to maximize profits. Therefore, when these heifers got off the bus, they began to give birth on the spot.
Seeing the sweet rain, countless Indians in the snow rushed over excitedly, trudging and shouting. Due to the lack of containers, they drank the cow dew with their hands. Some even put their heads under the joy and directly opened their mouths to catch it. of cowdew.
The interaction between these people obviously made other people unhappy, because cowdew is a scarce resource, so if someone takes it away, others will not be able to drink it. So they pushed and pushed away the guy who stuffed his head, and even pushed him into the snow and beat him. The scene was extremely chaotic.
Taking advantage of the chaos, the truck drove outside the square. Song Wenbin jumped out of the truck, rushed to his little R in three or two steps, turned over and rode on the motorcycle, shouting: "The wind is tight, brothers. ,withdraw!"
After that, he turned around and rushed out on his motorcycle. The film crew was also very smart and parked their cars outside early. When they saw Song Wenbin coming, they started their cars and fled along the bumpy road.
In the distance, police sirens wailed.
The cows moo.
Indians looted like crazy.
Song Wenbin was riding on his motorcycle, feeling the strong wind blowing in his face and couldn't help laughing.
"Ahahahahahahahahaha~"
Although, India is really fun.
More fun than any country he had ever been to.
However, he was intoxicated with the ultimate freedom and happiness. Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a dark figure approaching quickly. He instinctively accelerated and turned quickly to avoid the black figure.
He dodged the black figure, but Hilux, who had been following him to take pictures of him, failed to dodge. With a loud bang, Hilux was hit with a bang, and the rear of the car was hit sideways. Go out and throw it aside on the courtyard wall of the mud house.
Song Wenbin was startled. He stopped suddenly and took a closer look.
The black shadow was the big car that Nita was driving, and she actually drove the big car into it.
This sent chills down Song Wenbin's spine. He simply couldn't imagine that if he hadn't dodged just now, he would have been hit like this. With his small body like a motorcycle, he would have been seriously injured even if he was not dead.
After crashing the car.
When Nita saw that she was not hit, she pressed down the car window. Song Wenbin saw her in the car window with disheveled hair and a dirty look on her face. Her expression was distorted and she was crying like a ghost.
"Are you crazy?" Song Wenbin asked loudly.
"Why!
Why!
Obviously I trust you so much!
"Nita screamed, completely ignoring Song Wenbin's question.
Song Wenbin ignored her, rode his motorcycle to Hilux on the program team, and asked, "Is something okay?"
"It's okay... I just hit the rear of the car..."
The photographer in Hilaxili was also in shock. If the car had hit the front of the car, God knows what would have happened.
Song Wenbin looked at the police car that was getting closer and closer, and said, "If nothing happens, leave quickly. Don't get caught."
The photographer who was driving did not dare to hesitate and stepped on the accelerator.
The unusually thick-skinned Hilux rushed out from under the front of the big G and sped away into the distance.
"Why are you doing this to me!
Why do you treat my country like this!
Yan!
answer me!
"
Nita questioned Song Wenbin crazily, honking the car horn while questioning.
But for such a guy who almost killed him just now, Song Wenbin couldn't even take a second look.
The little R roared and rushed out. In this chaotic street, the motorcycle was obviously much more convenient than Nita's big G. Soon, he rushed out of the encirclement and threw the big G far away. behind.
"I hate you!
i hate you!
"
After Nita scolded her in Chinese, she wanted to scold her again in English. The sound reached Song Wenbin's ears from afar, entering and exiting from his left ear and right ear without leaving any trace.
He doesn't care about modern India, the bullshit largest democratic country, nor does he care about right or wrong, civilization, cleanliness or filth. He doesn't even care whether Nita likes him or hates him. These things are all bullshit to him and worthless.
….
….
After the group of people ran desperately for several hours, Song Wenbin and the film crew stopped the car in shock. At this moment, they had left the snowy town and arrived on a deserted suburban road.
Members of the film crew had to check the damage to the Hilux after the collision. Song Wenbin also had to wash away the stinky smell from his body with water. Although he had not drank dew or played in the snow, the strong molecule It was covered in every corner of his body.
He asked the photographer of the program team for a few bottles of mineral water, sat on the roadside and started to wash his hair. At this time, Weining ran to him with an uneasy look on his face and asked worriedly: "Yan, we just ran away like this, is it okay?" ?"
"Here." Song Wenbin checked the Hilux director Nunu Zui: "The leader asked me to find a way out, otherwise I won't be able to shoot. Now that we are out, if something happens, let him take the responsibility."
When Song Wenbin said this, Wei Ning felt relieved and said excitedly: "Yan!
You are really awesome!
The effect of this wave of programs is almost explosive!
It’s no exaggeration to say that this kind of scene is a world-class famous scene!
"
"Humph." Song Wenbin smoothed his wet hair and said with some annoyance: "It's just that the live broadcast didn't capture it. If it had been captured live, I don't know how many followers this wave would have gained! Damn Brahmin!
"
At this time, Wei Ning smiled mysteriously and said: "Yan, you can't live broadcast, I can help you broadcast it."
Song Wenbin was stunned and asked: "You help me broadcast? How can you help me broadcast?"
Wei Ning took out his cell phone from the car with a smile, put it in front of Song Wenbin, and said, "Look, I'm tired, the whole thing is live broadcast, not even a second."
Song Wenbin took a closer look and saw the dense barrage filling the screen.
"Tired!
"
"Hahaha, disgusted!
"
"I didn't expect it!
"
"It's about to be discovered."
"It's over, disciple."
"As expected of you, Yan"
"It was great just now~"
.......
When Song Wenbin saw the popularity of the live broadcast, it turned out to be 40,000+
It is also among the best in the entire D station live broadcast.
However, none of this shocked him. What shocked him was the familiar title in the live broadcast room.
"Big shock!"
The famous epic scene is when Mr. Yan flees to India on a motorcycle and feeds the Brahmin girl snow!
』
Look again, the owner of the live broadcast room.
The chief disciple of Teacher Wei.
Because he was too shocked, Song Wenbin opened his mouth and was speechless for a while.
Seeing Song Wenbin like this, everyone in the barrage laughed.
"I hate people for being stupid, hahaha~"
"Aning was discovered"
"The ghost is actually next to me"
…
Song Wenbin mechanically turned his head, looked at the smiling photographer, and murmured: "You kid..."
"It's me." Wei Ning said with a smile: "How about it? There is no confidentiality agreement in the contract for the second season. We can broadcast it as we like. I know you will be able to live a big life today, so I have been helping you broadcast it. .”
Song Wenbin shouted loudly: "This is not the point, okay, the point is your ID, you are my chief disciple???"
"Yes, hehe, but I changed this ID after I participated in the extraordinary journey. I didn't call you this before. Then I saw you in Africa and I was shocked. I thought this must be God's will, so I So I changed my name to Chief Disciple, hehe~"
“Fuck!
It's your boy!
"
Song Wenbin exclaimed in disbelief: "How much fucking traffic did you get from me! I don't even have 100,000 fucking followers now, but you have 130,000 followers!"
"
He really didn't expect that the chief disciple would be Wei Ning. He really knows people well but doesn't know their hearts. The titles this guy gave are simply outrageous.
"I hate that you didn't broadcast on station D before. I've been cutting your videos for several years before you gained these followers. If you hadn't been banned, you would have had 2 million followers by now." Weining helped him rationally. analyzed.
"You brat, how many fans did you gain just now?!" Song Wenbin asked loudly.
Wei Ning looked at it and said with a smile, "It has increased by more than 5,000, and it is now 140,000."
Song Wenbin's stomach ached after hearing this. He said angrily: "What's wrong with the lower level? I really don't have any cards."
After that, he couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and open the live broadcast room.
Suddenly, Weining's live broadcast room was missing more than 10,000 people.
A lot of people came to his live broadcast room in unison because of the effect of the show just now.
"Yan, this wave is so beautiful."
"As expected of Mr. Yan, he is unrivaled in his work."
"The Indian special will definitely explode in ratings"
"I can't wait to see the show air."
When Song Wenbin saw the barrage, he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Brothers, I really don't want to do anything, we are all forced to do nothing."
"You were forced by the Brahmin, right?"
"What Sudra?"
"It's disgusting, little Brahmin sister, that you threw me away like that."
"Hey, my fandom has turned negative. It's such a pity. It's hard to get tired of having a female fan."
"Throw it away, just throw it away. This guy who thinks he is right is very annoying."
"You must be tired of the teacher."
"That Brahmin is quite annoying. He even hit the teacher with his car. He deserves to be pinched."
Song Wenbin laughed loudly and said to the barrage: "Brothers, are you relieved this time? Even if I die on the journey, I will not become a slave to a woman."
Hearing what Song Wenbin said, the barrage was of great use.
Suddenly, a skyscraper lit up.
Under the skyscraper, all kinds of small gifts are constantly being given away.
The sound of the captain and admiral boarding the ship can be heard all the time.
Many people also paid attention.
The popularity instantly surpassed that of the Chief Disciple's live broadcast room, and skyrocketed on the live broadcast list.
Song Wenbin felt a lot better when he saw his fans growing visibly. He thought that as long as he could find Liu Yong, it would not be a problem for both of them to gain 100,000 fans overnight!
Finally, after this wave of gift craze is over.
One commentator asked: "Where are Huo Yu and Su Tina? Why haven't I seen them?"
I guess this question is also the focus of many people's attention. Seeing someone asking this question, the barrage started asking about the whereabouts of Huo Yu and Sutina.
Song Wenbin was confused when he saw the barrage. To be honest, he didn't know where Huo Yu and Su Tina had gone. He had asked them to leave first, but he was afraid that they were already 1,000 kilometers ahead of him.
Thinking of this, Song Wenbin couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.
Although he escaped from imprisonment, he also offended a Brahmin and fell far behind his colleagues. In this trip to India, he had lost more than he won.
