"OK!
Use me as a guinea pig, right?
"Sutina squatted on the ground and cried hoarsely.
"This is the price of failure." Song Wenbin said cruelly.
He looked around and soon saw a small stall with a large pot and a bunch of people surrounding it. This group of people were eating together, shaking their heads, and exchanging compliments.
There were many more people at that stall than at the red dessert meatball stall. Song Wenbin felt that there were definitely more people, so he came to that stall.
At this glance, he recognized it. It turned out to be a stall selling crunchy balls. This kind of food is a kind of fried small balls, which are placed next to a pot of green juice. The boss is quickly dipping the small balls in water and selling them to the surrounding customers, who are eating them with gusto.
Song Wenbin had seen this thing on the Internet before, but he didn't expect to see it in person today. It's just... What's the matter with this vague odor floating in the air?
Huo Yu helped Su Tina, who was still coughing, to the small ball stall.
Seeing the boss's skillful fingers constantly swiping through the iron bucket, Sutina couldn't help but frown and complained softly: "I really don't understand...why they can't...eat with a spoon, why do they have to eat with their hands?" Woolen cloth."
"Is productivity too backward?" Huo Yu asked.
"It's definitely not the reason! No matter how backward our productivity is, it doesn't matter if China is backward in prehistoric times. We already used tachyons five thousand years ago. If we talk about using spoons, we started using them eight thousand years ago... These are all In the industrial age, productivity and other things will definitely not be justified..."
"I know why they don't use spoons." Song Wenbin said suddenly.
"Why?" the two women asked in unison.
"Because they don't like to use spoons." Song Wenbin replied.
"What kind of nonsense literature are you talking about?" Sutina said depressedly.
Huo Yu said: "I think what he said makes sense. Because they don't like to use spoons, they don't use spoons. There is no other reason."
"Yes, just like some people don't like spicy food." Song Wenbin said, "It's natural."
"Can it be the same?" Sutina asked, "I heard that people here don't use paper to poop. They wipe it with their hands. Is this the same reason? Because they don't like to use paper?"
Huo Yu's face turned dark: "Stop talking, stop talking, Teacher Yan and I haven't eaten yet."
Song Wenbin gritted his teeth and said righteously: "I can't think of any other reason. There are always things in this world that we can't understand, reminding us to always stay humble."
"Just like the world can't understand Teacher Yan who throws away his treasure." Huo Yu said half sarcastically and half teasingly.
"Ha, that's feudal superstition." Song Wenbin shook his head awkwardly and smiled.
There was a moment of silence.
Huo Yu's smile disappeared and he was the first to attack: "Do you want to eat or not?"
Song Wenbin said cautiously: "I...my stomach is not good. I had diarrhea for a long time in Chongqing yesterday..."
"Oh? Are you trying to cheat?" The two women looked at him dangerously.
"no no......"
Song Wenbin stood beside the crunchy ball stall and raised a finger.
"One! one! only one!"
He doesn't want to eat a bunch of this stuff, just experience it.
But obviously this store does not call it the one. The boss is a cheerful man. All the crispy balls are sold in trays, with 4 pieces per tray.
He quickly picked up four meatballs, smashed them mercilessly with his fingers, filled them with some yellow mashed potatoes Huhu with his black fingers, rinsed some green water in the pot, and put them in a tin plate. , packed four and handed them to him.
Song Wenbin gratefully took the tin plate. He felt that the boss probably saw him as a foreigner and was already very kind to him. Other Indians didn't have tin plates at all. They just took them and ate them, using food to feel each other's bodies. temperature.
Song Wenbin held the crunchy ball to his mouth, smelling the increasingly strong stench, and felt full of struggle in his heart.
At this time, Huo Yu's haunting voice came from the side.
"All four must be eaten together, no waste is allowed."
A vein broke out on Song Wenbin's forehead. It was obvious that Su Tina had no such request.
But he is not a cute girl like Sutina. Besides, he didn't eat anything when he was live broadcasting.
At that moment, he stuffed four small balls into his mouth, crunched them into pieces, and swallowed them all in a rage.
Explosive juice!
Crisp and cool!
Seeing how brave Song Wenbin was, Huo Yu couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.
Sutina looked at him in shock and asked, "Is it delicious?"
"Well, it's quite delicious." Song Wenbin said: "There are fried dumplings with mashed potatoes and..."
Just as he was talking, a stream of smelly water came up, as if the sewer was leaking. Song Wenbin's expression changed, and he quickly covered his mouth, suppressing the churning feeling in his stomach for a moment.
Eyes facing each other.
"Are you okay?" Huo Yu asked uncertainly.
Song Wenbin covered his mouth to suppress the stench surging in his stomach. The stench smelled of burnt plastic and was indeed unbearable.
Gudong.
He rolled his eyes and swallowed forcefully.
"I finally understand what it means to be somewhat smelly." Song Wenbin patted his chest and said thoughtfully, "Is this the legendary Masala?"
"It's still hard for me to understand what you said." Huo Yu was curious.
Song Wenbin didn't want to describe it, and directly pulled Huo Yu and breathed at her. This breath almost made Huo Yu die. It was like throwing a handful of thirteen incense mixed with burnt plastic into the toilet.
“Fuck!
"Huo Yu pinched his nose and pushed Song Wenbin away.
"What does it smell like?" Sutina yelled loudly.
Song Wenbin turned his head, trying to catch the rain and dew.
But Sutina reacted, immediately covered her face, jumped back, and giggled: "I don't smell it, it must stink to death!"
"Fuck you..." Huo Yu, who was nauseated by the smoke, looked at Song Wenbin angrily.
"It's your turn." Song Wenbin put his hands on his hips and laughed.
"Can I not eat it?" Huo Yu frowned and said. After being baptized by the stinky smell, she felt relieved. She didn't want her mouth to be so smelly.
"No, you must eat." The two said in unison.
Huo Yu learned a lot. Seeing that both Song Wenbin and Su Tina had chosen the highly processed products and ended up like this, she thought about it for a moment, rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll just find something with the original flavor." Just eat it and it’s over.”
After saying that, she turned around and saw a fly shop selling sugar cane juice not far away, with all kinds of insects buzzing and flying around. I don’t know if it’s a fly or a bee. Although it looks the same, there is no difference between sugar cane juice from all over the world.
Song Wenbin saw the look in her eyes, showing that he was not willing to let her drink sugar cane juice as she wished, so he immediately grabbed her and said sternly: "We are here to taste Indian food!
You are not here to mess around, what kind of work attitude do you have!
"
Sutina also said loudly: "No, we have all eaten, and you have to eat too!"
"You have to eat shit together to be considered brothers, right?" Huo Yu said through gritted teeth.
Song Wenbin didn't hold back for a moment and laughed out loud, but he quickly said seriously: "Yes, you must eat, and we must choose!"
"Ah!? Why should you choose?
"Huo Yu refused to accept it.
Song Wenbin ignored her and looked around. He was happy because he saw a stall not far away. There were various bottles and cans on the stall, a lot of green strips, and There is a small basin like a spittoon and a stirrer like a toilet spatula.
So classic.
"look!
"Song Wenbin pointed excitedly.
Sutina also saw it, and she exclaimed excitedly: "It's aloe vera juice!
Huo Yu, you need to drink aloe vera juice!
"
Huo Yu's face instantly turned pale, and she said loudly, "No! Aloe vera juice!
"
As she said that, she was about to rush towards the sugar cane juice stall, but Song Wenbin quickly caught her with quick eyesight and hands, and Sutina also grabbed her other arm.
How could Huo Yu fulfill the wishes of these two people? She directly activated her talent for violence and dragged the two of them to the sugar cane juice stall.
"2:1! Huo Yu! You must drink aloe vera juice today!
"Su Tina said, hugging Huo Yu's other arm tightly.
"I don't, save this good stuff for the winner to drink with Liu Yong!
Huo Yu said arrogantly.
"Don't try to escape!
"Song Wenbin shouted loudly. He put his fingers into Huo Yu's armpits and started to scratch it.
Huo Yu's expression suddenly changed. She screamed and tried to pinch Song Wenbin's neck with her backhand. She screamed, "You're a bitch, aren't you? I haven't beaten you for a few months. Are you itchy?"
Song Wenbin was pinched around the neck and almost suffocated. He squeezed out from between his teeth: "Su Tina, scratch her..."
Needless to say, after traveling for so long, Sutina was quite aware of this tough colleague's Achilles' heel, and she immediately reached out and scratched Huo Yu's waist unceremoniously.
"ah!
Huo Yu loosened his grip and screamed: "Hahahaha, bitch!"
You two bitches!
"
Since Su Tina is a girl, she specializes in picking out those itchy places that Song Wenbin wouldn't dare to touch. Huo Yu couldn't treat her roughly yet. After a while, Su Tina scratched Huo Yu so hard that he was so ecstatic that he squatted on the ground and begged for mercy.
She laughed so hard that she was out of breath and said, "Okay, okay, I'll drink, I'll drink, please stop scratching."
Su Tina then smiled and stretched out her arm to hug Huo Yu and said, "Isn't it a good idea to do this earlier? I see, someone just wants to be tickled."
"If you say one more word, I will tear your mouth apart." Huo Yu said.
The three of them came to the stall selling aloe vera juice. Huo Yu coughed a few times and said to the uncle selling aloe vera juice in English: "I want a cup."
When the uncle saw the business, he sat up from the stall in confusion, stretched out a finger, and asked in curry-flavored English: "One?"
"Yeah." Huo Yu nodded with difficulty.
The uncle smiled slightly, quickly picked up the spittoon and aloe vera, chopped it with a sharp knife, and then quickly shook his fingers, and the sticky transparent liquid flowed down the stream, dripping into the small spittoon.
Then, he acted like an acrobatic, shooting left and right, stirring the spittoon with a spatula, and adding ingredients to the spittoon for free, adding more than a dozen kinds of ingredients in one go. Huo Yu's mouth twitched and his eyelids twitched as he watched.
After stirring continuously until the lake-like substance in the spittoon started to bubble, the uncle took out a glass cup that had been drank by an unknown number of people, and rinsed it casually in a basin that had been washed by an unknown number of people.
Then, the extremely thick aloe vera juice was poured from the small spittoon into the cup.
Watching every step from beginning to end, Huo Yu was frightened and his scalp was numb.
After pouring it, the uncle handed the aloe vera juice to Huo Yu and made a gesture to her to drink it all in one gulp.
Huo Yu's face twitched and he smiled very reluctantly.
Su Tina and Song Wenbin were happy. Now the pressure was on Huo Yu. They stared at Huo Yu with interest, carefully observing every change in the expression on the colleague's face. The photographer also shouldered the responsibility. Very close to the machine.
Huo Yu held the cup and experienced countless battles between heaven and man in an instant.
Song Wenbin encouraged him softly from the side: "It's a beauty treatment, Huo Yu. Drinking it is good for your skin."
"Shut the hell up!" Huo Yu said fiercely.
Song Wenbin shut up.
Huo Yu took a deep breath with trembling, closed his eyes, then gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, raised his head, and drank tons of aloe vera juice in the cup into his mouth.
"Damn...it tastes so good..."
Song Wenbin murmured that he would not drink this stuff that was as thick as snot and filled with more than a dozen unknown substances, even if it killed him.
Sutina covered her mouth, her eyes widened, watching Huo Yu's throat twitching, and his mouth became more and more bulging.
Actually... I actually drank it!
At this moment, her heart was filled with reverence.
In the center of the storm, the moment she raised her head, Huo Yu knew she couldn't stop. She wanted to bite off the aloe vera juice and drink it in several sips, but the thing was just like the old juice that had been stuck for twenty years. It's like phlegm that can't be bitten at all, it's greasy and disgusting, and living things can't stop burrowing into it.
The cup was gradually emptying, and Huo Yu's cheeks were bulging to their limit.
"As expected...as expected of being the youngest European Championship champion..." Song Wenbin murmured in shock.
"Huo Yu, are you feeling okay?"
Sutina asked quietly from the side.
Huo Yu remained silent, puffing out his cheeks, trembling slightly, and his mind went blank.
"Does she look like an angry pufferfish?"
Song Wenbin whispered to Su Tina.
Sutina was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha~"
Huo Yu's eyes widened. She tried to swallow the squirming unknown substance in her mouth, but suddenly, a sense of rawness mixed with unimaginable nausea came back. She couldn't bear it anymore.
puff!
Accompanied by fierce and surging explosive energy.
She opened her mouth and squirted out, and the sticky aloe vera juice sprayed all over the faces of Song Wenbin and Su Tina who were laughing at the side.
The laughter stopped abruptly.
Song Wenbin, who was suddenly sprayed with sticky translucent substance by Huo Yu, opened his mouth in shock.
puff!
The aloe vera juice couldn't be cut off at all. No matter it was inside or outside the mouth, it sprayed out in one mouthful. Huo Yu followed it up with another mouthful, and this mouthful sprayed directly into Song Wenbin's mouth, which was slightly open due to extreme shock.
"ah!
! "
Song Wenbin felt an indescribably bitter taste coming over him. He almost fainted from suffocation and screamed.
"ah!
! "
His eyes were so wet that he couldn't open his eyes, so he could only grab Huo Yu's clothes frantically, and roared with grief and anger: "I'll kill you!
! I kill you!
! "
"Huo Yu!
What are you doing?
"
Sutina screamed wildly, and she was also sprayed in the face.
The viscous liquid was all over the white-haired girl's delicate makeup. She screamed in pain and wiped her face frantically. I didn’t even have room to put the aloe vera juice on my hand.
I finally wiped my eyes clean, but I didn't have time to open them.
When Huo Yu saw the two of them like this, he didn't hold back and spurted out another stream of thick liquid. This spurt was fast and hard, directly making Su Tina's face look ugly again after wiping her face.
"ah!
! ah!
! Huo Yu!
me!
! "
Sutina, who had always been reserved and elegant, started swearing. She held up two pairs of sticky claws and screamed. It was so disgusting.
Teacher Yan had gone completely crazy. His eyes were so wet with aloe vera juice that he couldn't see how much was left in Huo Yu's mouth. The unknown frightened him.
"ah……!
! "
"ah…..!
! "
He couldn't bear it anymore, so he could only let go of Huo Yu's arm, shook his head wildly, and fled in a panic, staggering, trying to stay away from this terrible disaster scene.
Even the photographer on the side was spray-painted. His face turned pale and he screamed and backed away, almost falling to the ground.
"Hahahahahaha~"
Looking at his almost crazy colleague, Huo Yu burst into laughter.
