After turning another corner, they came to a crowded market. The market was full of all kinds of passers-by and small motor vehicles. The Land Rovers and Hiluxes of the program team were very eye-catching here and were difficult to move, like sardines. Like the sperm whale in it.
Song Wenbin was also traveling very slowly. The motorcycle was buzzing and he could put it into first gear and drive slowly. In a place like this, the smallest Django was very convenient. Sutina happily shuttled through the crowd and said happily in Victoria Express: "Actually, this place is a bit like the market in XJ. There are weird stalls everywhere. By the way, if we have the opportunity to go to XJ in the future, , I must take you to the market to have some fun."
"Well......"
Song Wenbin snorted absently and looked at the rearview mirror. Huo Yu's imitation was even more difficult in a place like this. She was already very angry and kept honking the horn on the road.
At this time, the program team's car stopped in front of a bank. This bank was worse than the township banks Song Wenbin had seen in China. It was just like a clothing store in the 1990s, with colorful stickers on the dirty door. tiles.
Director Pauley left the Land Rover with several photographers. One of the photographers walked up to Song Wenbin, handed him an envelope, and then left.
Song Wenbin opened the envelope curiously and saw that it read: "Now that you have come to India, you cannot miss the delicacies of this ancient land." Today, we will shoot an Indian food volg, and ask you to choose a food to taste on this street. 』
It's still the same way. Song Wenbin had seen the director's gourmet volg in Africa. He almost didn't get the three of them in that time, but he did it again this time.
Song Wenbin looked at the nearby stalls and small restaurants, thinking that he probably wouldn't be robbed by weird Chinese people this time. After all, there were so many people here, and it was a serious market. Besides, the same routine would happen again, he said. Nothing will take the bait, maybe the director really wants to shoot some Indian food this time.
Just….Indian food…..
Liu Yong's brave, resolute and slightly embarrassed smile appeared in Song Wenbin's mind involuntarily, and he couldn't help but shudder.
At this time, Su Tina and Huo Yu also rushed over and stopped next to Song Wenbin. Song Wenbin showed them the director's request. As soon as Huo Yu finished reading, he cursed: "What the hell, do you know how troublesome it is to put on and take off my helmet? If you want to watch Indian food, wait until we find Liu Yong and take pictures slowly!?"
"Food..." Sutina looked at the surrounding streets worriedly, with a bit of fear in her eyes.
"But we have to eat something. This is a shooting mission." Song Wenbin comforted Huo Yu.
Huo Yu took off his helmet, straightened his messy yellow hair, looked around, and said, "Don't worry about what to eat for now. Let's go and exchange some rupees. This time, the program team did not exchange the money for us before coming back."
"Yes."
Song Wenbin glanced at the bank next to him and said, "There should be an exchange business here."
"There must be some." Sutina opened her bag and took out the remaining money from the car she bought in China. The three of them pooled the money together, totaling about 5,000 yuan. The three of them handed the money to Sutina. Sutina went to the counter to exchange money. After waiting for a while, the bank teller brought them a pile of rupees. Sutina counted it and found that it was about 52,100 rupees, which was no different from the exchange rate displayed on the mobile phone.
After dividing the money, the three returned to the streets of India and began searching for Indian delicacies suitable for photography. Not far away, they saw a Hu Hu seller nearby.
I saw an Indian man using a big red bucket to pour hummus the same color as vomit into the pot. It sounded like a pot, but in fact it was just a round iron plate with all kinds of messy ingredients piled on it.
The chef held a shovel like cement and pressed the chickpeas crazily. From time to time, he sprinkled some substances on top that Song Wenbin couldn't understand. It was like a wizard casting a spell, three layers inside and three outside.
Those hummus were already strange enough in appearance, but they looked even more shabby due to this crazy pushing and pushing. Some of the hummus-like lakes kept hanging from the edge of the pan along with the chef's movements. Come down.
Seeing this scene, Huo Yu showed a look of disgust and said: "nnd, can't these people use a curved pot? It's all leaking..."
Song Wenbin also saw the Indian chef who was immersed in making lakes. He had to say that his techniques were really skillful, but no matter how skillful he was, the food would fall down and flow with his stir-frying. The console was dark.
"Do you want to eat...?"
he asked, pointing to the stall.
Huo Yu shook his head decisively.
Sutina hesitated for a moment, looking embarrassed.
She comes from XJ, and food like chickpeas is very common to her. However, making chickpeas into this form is really something she has never imagined. It's like the chef is afraid that they can't digest it, so he prepares it in advance. Help them digest it and then let them eat the same food.
She didn't dare to say something in her heart, so she asked cautiously: "How about we see if there is a cleaner place? We are new here and have to ride a long distance, so we don't get diarrhea."
"Cleaner..."
Song Wenbin murmured.
"Think about Liu Yong! Think about what Liu Yong would do now!"
Su Tina reminded Song Wenbin.
"Liu Yong can't eat everything! And after the sentence clean and hygienic, there is a sentence that smells a little bit!" Huo Yu said in disgust. She clearly saw the Huhu chef digging his butt with his fingers.
"Let's go and change houses."
Song Wenbin also saw the chef's movements and was worried that he was doing some secret operation, so he turned off his motorcycle and walked along the street with Huo Yusutina, trying to find truly clean and hygienic products. The accompanying photographers all carried cameras. Follow them.
Looking along the way, Song Wenbin saw many vendors making various foods. But these vendors seem to be cooking different things, but just like everyone is mortal, no matter what the initial form of these Indian dishes is, their final destination has become a lake.
And...it's like a lake...
Eventually, they finally found a stall that wasn't Hu Hu, but one that seemed to be dealing in some kind of sweets. There are red meatballs and slices like pork breasts, all lying in the pot. In terms of appearance, they are much better than Huhu.
The trio stood next to the pot, and Huo Yu said, "Why don't you try this thing first? It looks pretty good."
"It's pretty good. It looks like Shaanxi steamed cake." Sutina said, "I just can't smell it."
Song Wenbin sniffed and smelled a strange and strong herbal smell. He said with some uncertainty: "Retort cake? Isn't that thing filled with dates? Is this thing also made of dates?"
No one answered his question, and no one could answer it. This was India. Although it was on the same earth as them, it was a completely different world. No one knew what the red substance in this cauldron was.
"You eat first." Huo Yu quietly pushed Song Wenbin.
"Why did I eat first again!" Song Wenbin was angry, "You do the same in Africa."
Huo Yu held his breath, trying not to smell the smell of the herbal medicine, and said flatteringly: "Teacher Yan is the pioneer who has overcome all obstacles for us."
"You're talking about Yongzi thank you, but I don't have any ability."
Song Wenbin pointed at Su Tina: "Xiao Bichi eats first, she is very curious about everything."
"Yes," Huo Yu suddenly realized and said to Sutina: "When you were in Africa, you were very excited to taste the local cuisine.
"Hey, are you fools?"
Sutina put her hands on her hips angrily and shouted: "I can still tell the difference between limited conditions and deliberate lack of hygiene, okay! Look at these guys, there is no need to talk about dishes."
While we were talking, an old man bought two meatballs at the stall, put them in a plastic bag and started to devour them.
The three of them were silent for a moment.
Song Wenbin took a deep breath and suggested: "Let's do some punching."
"Punch?" Huo Yu was surprised.
Song Wenbin nodded, "The three of us will row together. Whoever comes out first will be eliminated first. There will be two winners left, and the winner can eat last."
"That's a good idea."
Sutina's eyes lit up and she rolled up her sleeves.
The expression on Huo Yu's face also changed and became serious.
She took off her gloves and said, "Want to shout slogans?"
"People are drifting in the rivers and lakes."
Song Wenbin said pretending not to care.
“Okay, okay!
I can do this!
xj drinks and hangs out there a lot!
Sutina said excitedly, gearing up.
The three of them looked at each other, and a flash of lightning flashed in their eyes.
one
two
three!
"People are wandering around the world, how can they not be stabbed?
"
The three of them punched in unison.
Song Wenbin scissors, Huo Yu stone, Sutina cloth.
invalid.
"I'll chop you to death with one knife!
"
Song Wenbin rocks, Huo Yubu, Sutina scissors.
Still invalid.
"I'll chop you to death with one knife!
"
Song Wenbin cloth, Huo Yu scissors, Sutina stone.
Still doesn't work.
"I'll chop you to death with one knife!"
Song Wenbin stone, Huo Yu stone, Sutina cloth.
"ah!
! "Sutina screamed, stomping her feet angrily as if she were mourning for her heir.
"Hahahaha." Song Wenbin and Huo Yu laughed and continued to attack.
"People are wandering around the world, how can they not be stabbed?
"
Song Wenbinbu, Huo Yubu.
"I'll chop you to death with one knife."
Song Wenbin stone, Huo Yu stone.
"I'll chop you to death with two knives!"
Song Wenbin stone, Huo Yu stone.
"I'll chop you to death with three swords!
"
Song Wenbin is still a stone, and Huo Yu is still a stone.
Sweat was pouring from their foreheads.
Actually the same thing three times in a row.
"I'll chop you to death with four knives!
"
Song Wenbin's mind was spinning, it had been three times in a row, this time it was impossible to use the stone again, Huo Yu would definitely change his moves, if he predicted that he would use the cloth if he was the stone, then he should.
Song Wenbin took out the scissors.
However, Huo Yu has not changed at all, he is still stone.
“Fake!
"
Song Wenbin tore his hair, screamed in despair, "I should be released!"
I forgot you're actually a dork!
"
"Hahahahaha~" Huo Yutiao was as happy as if he had won the Olympics, waving his hands and saying, "I won! I won!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Little trash, little trash~all little trash!
"
The Indians on the side looked at these three inexplicable guys, wondering what they were doing here.
"hateful!
"
After the punching, Song Wenbin wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to Su Tina: "You eat first!"
There was no other way. Sutina, who was willing to admit defeat, stood in front of the stall with a pale face.
Huo Yu, the big winner, stopped jumping and stood by the stall looking at Sutina with great interest. Sutina took a deep breath and bought a few red sugar balls and a pile of unknown red sticky substances.
These things were not expensive, only a dozen rupees, but the merchants were very generous. As if they were afraid that they would not be able to sell out if they missed a customer, they stuffed a bunch of them for her. In the end, Sutina reminded the boss again and again. Then he stopped.
After buying sweets, the three of them walked to the side. Song Wenbin stared at Sutina carefully with his eyes wide open. The photographer on the side also leaned very close, for fear of missing every detail.
Sutina looked at the unknown red substance in the small garbage bag in her hand that seemed to be picked up, and comforted herself: "Well... this thing is a bit like the cut cakes we sell in XJ. It looks a bit ugly. But it’s red and looks sweet, so it shouldn’t be too unpalatable.”
"Really?" Song Wenbin stood beside her suspiciously. He smelled a strong smell of herbs and sugar water: "I don't believe it unless you eat it and show it to me."
Sutina gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and swallowed a ball into her mouth without doing anything else.
Song Wenbin took a breath of air. He didn't expect Su Tina to be so brave, taking one bite at a time.
The meatball went into her mouth, and Sutina chewed it a few times. Her expression began to distort at a speed visible to the naked eye, turning green and white, and finally red with blood. Her brows were squeezed together. She was obviously a beautiful woman, but she was suppressed and turned into an old man on the subway.
Song Wenbin's toes arched as he looked at her expression.
vomit!
She couldn't bear it anymore. After swallowing half of the food, she rushed to the roadside, opened her mouth and spat out the half-chewed ball, and yelled hoarsely: "Water, give me water!"
Song Wenbin quickly gave her a bottle of mineral water from his bag. Su Tina took the mineral water in her mouth and started gargling frantically.
Huo Yu squatted next to her, comforted her, and asked with concern: "Is it so unpalatable?"
"It's not... the question of whether it tastes bad or not, it's... it's disgusting..." Sutina gasped in pain.
"Disgusting?" Huo Yu asked.
"It's sweet and bitter, and a little...yucky...soury...yucky...yucky...and smells like plastic...yucky... .." While vomiting, Sutina shuddered and said: "The taste is also very strange. The rice noodles are not rice flour, flour is not flour, and it is half-cooked. Really... I can't understand... This is really... .....vomit...food eaten by humans...vomit..."
As she said that, she angrily pushed the remaining bag of meatballs to Huo Yu and said, "Whoever likes it can eat it. I won't eat it."
Huo Yu glanced at the bag of meatballs in his hand, swallowed, and handed it to Song Wenbin, "It's your turn," she said.
Seeing Su Tina squatting on the ground and vomiting all kinds of meat and vegetables, how could Song Wenbin dare to eat it? The first person to get in immediately knelt down. It seemed that this thing was definitely inedible.
"I want to change one." He said immediately.
