Ask locals to lead the way...
Huo Yu and Su Tina looked at each other.
This proposal is indeed more reliable than flying, and it is also highly enforceable.
However, the location they are in now is very desolate, surrounded by snowfields and snowfields. Where should they go to find the locals?
Sutina took out her Xiaomi phone from her pocket and said, "I'll look at the map to see if there are any other villages nearby."
Huo Yu was annoyed when he saw her broken Xiaomi phone. She had been filming the show for how long. Not counting the 100,000 yuan bonus Su Tina got in Nigeria, and even the 15,000 yuan salary Seal gave her every month, she was worth at least There are also hundreds of thousands. Although it wasn't much, it was already very wealthy for a person who hadn't graduated from college yet. Even so, this guy still used that crappy mobile phone with an estimated value of less than 200 yuan all day long.
"Can you change your mobile phone?" Huo Yu threw his mobile phone to her: "Stop using your crappy navigation. You almost killed us in Nigeria last time."
"Oh, okay." Su Tina said. She picked up her phone and searched, and soon found a gathering place nearby. She gave her phone to Song Wenbin, pointed to a point on the map and said, "Let's go here. .”
Seeing the sun setting in the west, Song Wenbin didn't dare to write ink, and quickly drove towards the village marked on the map.
But not long after driving, the three of them had to stop. On the wasteland in this area, there were large wooden protrusions frozen in the ice. They were probably trees washed down by floods when the snow melted in spring, and accumulated by rivers. Here, winter is scattered across the wilderness, becoming a natural roadblock.
"What should I do..." Song Wenbin looked at the frozen trees in the wasteland, "Can we drive through this?"
"Step on the accelerator and it'll be over." Huo Yu said nonsensically.
Song Wenbin didn't even bother to pay attention to her.
"Let me go down and look for it." Sutina put on her clothes and said, "I can speak Russian, and this location on the map doesn't look too far away. You might be there in just two steps."
"no!"
Song Wenbin immediately thought of the commotion he made when he picked her up at the gate of the university town, and immediately rejected her: "You are a charlatan everywhere. If you are caught and taken back to be the wife of the village, I will still have to spend time." I can’t save you, I can’t. It’s more reliable to have Huo Yu go there.”
Huo Yu smiled slightly and was convinced.
But Sutina immediately became unhappy.
"Hey, you guy, when did you see me attracting bees and butterflies? Besides, Huo Yu doesn't speak Russian at all. Well, it's useless if you don't understand the language. If you don't worry, I'll go with me."
"No, no."
Song Wenbin immediately said: "God knows how dangerous the Siberian wilderness is. If there were no human bodyguards, we might be eaten by wolves before we even took two steps!"
Huo Yu couldn't help laughing, but she immediately hit Song Wenbin dangerously and said, "What does human bodyguard mean?"
"That's what it means anyway."
"In this case, Sutina and I can go. One of us can speak Russian and the other has martial arts. It's useless for you, right?" Huo Yu said.
ha!
Song Wenbin was overjoyed, but Su Tina turned pale with fright.
"Hit me!!"
Sutina said: "Last time I asked you to make the decision, you rushed into someone else's toll station, and the second time you broke someone else's engine..."
Huo Yu grabbed Su Tina's ears.
"Who broke the engine?"
"It hurts..."
Sutina felt pain and said loudly: "Anyway, we can't survive without anyone, we have to go together."
Song Wenbin:......
After all, he just didn't want to get off the car at this time. The thermometer inside the car showed that it was minus thirty-eight degrees outside...
"Hmph, let me tell you that this guy is useless except for engaging in pyramid schemes to deceive people!" Huo Yu stuffed his coat into Song Wenbin's arms, "Let's go, Lord Living Buddha."
Song Wenbin had no choice but to get out of the truck. As soon as he got off, Song Wenbin folded his arms and screamed with cold. The low temperature of nearly minus 40 degrees almost killed him on the spot, and the cold also stimulated the urge to urinate. He squatted down and lay on the ground, shaking uncontrollably.
"Teacher Yan! Act like a man!" Sutina clenched her fists to cheer him on.
"This has nothing to do with being a man!" Song Wenbin choked loudly: "Men can't be afraid of the cold!"
"But you are shaking too much!" Huo Yu said loudly.
"I need to pee!"
Song Wenbin felt that he couldn't hold it in any longer.
Huo Yu looked at the vast Siberian wilderness and opened his arms: "You can pee in such a big place."
"Are you crazy!" Song Wenbin said loudly: "It's forty degrees below zero here. Going to the toilet in the wild will freeze your lower body!" ! "
Huo Yu was surprised. She looked at Song Wenbin and said, "Anyway, if you don't fall in love, get married, or date someone, it's useless to have sex. You might as well just freeze in Siberia. It won't hurt too much."
"Hahahahahaha!"
Sutina burst out laughing.
What a fuck...! ! ! !
Song Wenbin was annoyed, but thinking of the goal of unity, he remained silent.
But when Huo Yu saw that he didn't reply, he became even more enthusiastic. He squatted down next to him and said, "Look, I don't know any good souvenirs from this trip. If you drop it, I'll take it back with my pig head." Put them together in the display cabinet..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Sutina almost fainted from laughter.
Song Wenbin couldn't stand it anymore. In this situation, Huo Yu actually made fun of him. He grabbed Huo Yu's military coat and shouted filial piety: "Do you want to try it!? I don't take you seriously anyway!" If women have seen it, it doesn’t seem like misogyny to mess around with you!”
Sutina stopped laughing instantly.
Huo Yu sneered and pulled Song Wenbin's hand away, saying contemptuously: "You don't want your job? You don't want your fans? You don't want your future? You won't live broadcast in the future?"
Song Wenbin glanced at the photographer who got off the Dongfeng Mengshi next to him. He loosened her clothes without saying a word, stood up shakily, and took three steps back to stay away.
"cut."
Huo Yu arranged his military coat in a relaxed and happy manner, and made a gesture to Sutina. Sutina smiled a little reluctantly.
He was scared, but the urge to urinate became even more unbearable under the urging of the severe cold. Song Wenbin had no choice but to walk towards a big frozen tree in the distance with difficulty. Unbutton your pants and start draining.
Song Wenbin never thought that going to the toilet in Siberia would be so thrilling. The water leaving his body almost turned into ice cubes on the ground in a very short time. If the temperature were lower, wouldn't it be icicles? Climb up with the water?
Song Wenbin didn't even dare to think about that scene.
After finally draining the water, he quickly stuffed the thing into his trouser pocket.
At this time, he heard the sound of breathing coming from the ice field behind him, and he couldn't help feeling irritated.
"You are sick! You have to take pictures even when I go to the toilet!"
Song Wenbin turned around and shouted.
But when he turned back, he was stunned.
Three figures with gray pointed heads poked out from behind a tree ten meters away from him, looking at him curiously.
In order to prevent being secretly photographed by the unscrupulous photography team, he deliberately walked farther away to let the scene go. Unexpectedly... I went a little further...
The mental activity only lasted less than a second. In reality, Song Wenbin had already run away more than ten meters away, howling like a ghost. He screamed desperately: "Huo Yu! Huo Yu!! Help!!"
The cry echoed over the ice sheet.
When Huo Yu and Su Tina heard the shouting, their expressions changed and they quickly ran towards the place where the sound came from.
After running two steps, they saw Song Wenbin running towards him, and behind him, three gray wolves were chasing him.
Huo Yu's hair immediately stood up, and he couldn't help but drag Sutina and run away in the opposite direction.
Song Wenbin almost died of anger when he saw Huo Yu turn around and run away. The humanoid bodyguard was promised, but this one was not good at all and had no intention of protecting him at all. Huo Yu dragged Su Tina and ran very fast, disappearing in the blink of an eye.
"I hate you!!"
Song Wenbin shouted in a desperate voice.
While shouting, he slipped and fell onto the ice. He groped around with his palms, and found that there was only snow and ice around him, not even a stone.
In the blink of an eye, Song Wenbin was caught up by the three wolves. He looked at Chi Chi's pointed gray head and closed his eyes.
My life is at an end...
But a wolf sniffed him, licked his face, and let out an angry cry.
"Woof!"
The half-flying soul flew back from outside.
Song Wenbin was startled and opened his eyes.
I saw one of them had a raised tail.
Another has a leather ring around its neck.
For a moment, Song Wenbin, who had survived from a desperate situation, couldn't laugh or cry.
TM turns out to be a dog...it was a false alarm...
These dogs in the far north look almost like wolves...
At this time, Huo Yu, who had just run away, ran back dragging the fire ax on the truck. She held the ax menacingly.
But the situation changed. Song Wenbin quickly stood up, stopped in front of the three dogs and shouted: "Wait a minute!!"
Huo Yu panted and stopped holding the ax.
"So what!?"
"This is a dog, raised by humans!"
Song Wenbin said.
ha? Huo Yu gasped for breath on the ice field.
The three gray beasts surrounded the kneeling Song Wenbin and began to sniff his ears. One of them even buzzed, raised his butt, and stretched.
Song Wenbin felt itchy at the smell and quickly pushed the dog's head away.
The dog probably hadn't been touched by anyone for a long time. After being touched on the head by Song Wenbin, it snuggled up next to him and rubbed against him.
At this time, Sutina also ran over panting with a group of photographers and directors, but she only saw Song Wenbin sitting on the snow playing with the dog, and everyone was silenced.
