"I have something to announce."
Huo Yu lay on Song Wenbin, looked into his eyes and said quietly.
"You...what are you going to announce...??"
Song Wenbin twisted his body, but couldn't break free.
Huo Yu touched his face, smiled, then stood up and looked at him condescendingly. The night bonfire shone on her face, and she wore a breathtaking smile.
"As we all know..."
Huo Yu said slowly: "In the whole world, is it the land of the king? On the shore of the land, is it the ministers of the king? Ahem, although we have come to the Caribbean, after all, we are Chinese. A group of Chinese people are always together. We have a status. Otherwise, when we go out in the future and people ask us where we went, we can only say that we went to an unknown desert island, don’t you think so?"
"ha??"
Song Wenbin was confused.
"Yeah!!"
Sutina raised her hand with a smile on the side: "I agree."
Huo Yu smiled, waved her hand for Su Tina to sit down, and then she said: "In ancient times, the Yellow Emperor defeated the Yan Emperor and became the overlord of the Central Plains, the Qin Shihuang unified the six kingdoms, and the Tang Zong and Song Zu swept across the world. It can be seen that the value of force It is a necessary condition to rule the world."
"What the hell are you talking about!"
Song Wenbin shouted: "Why are you tying me up! Let me go!"
"Shut up! You idiot!"
Huo Yu scolded.
"Yes! Diaomin!"
Sutina echoed loudly from the side.
"Huh...? Are you two sick?"
Song Wenbin twisted and said in disbelief.
"Now, I declare. Since I am the human being with the highest force value on this island, from today on, I am the king of this island. The King of the Caribbean." Huo Yutu saw it and smiled evilly.
"You're so big! Are you stupid?"
Song Wenbin shouted loudly: "Do you think you are funny!?"
Snapped!
Huo Yu's Miao Dao hit Song Wenbin gently but not hard.
Song Wenbin gritted his teeth and shut up, remaining silent.
"Do you think I'm kidding you?"
Huo Yu said seriously: "No, this is a serious, grand, canonization ceremony. Now, I have changed the name of this island..."
She looked at the trademark on the back of her compound bow: "Yes, this island is now called Sanlida Island, and I am the owner of this island and the only emperor on the island, the sacred Sanlida I, the one who obeys the destiny , the conqueror of the sea, the pioneer of the desert island, Huo Rain. From now on, when you see me, you must call me Your Majesty."
"What the hell is wrong with you!?"
Song Wenbin complained loudly.
Sutina clapped her hands happily, "Wuhu~Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Long live, long live!"
Huo Yu was so happy that she laughed loudly and said while laughing: "Yes, Sutina, you are a person who knows the current affairs. Now that you have the merit of following the dragon, I canonize you as the Prime Minister of Sanlida Island. The minister of the auxiliary country, accompanied by the prince, has a different surname and the iron hat king, and adds nine tins, so he can go to court with a sword."
Even though Song Wenbin was no longer able to complain, after hearing such outrageous remarks, he still couldn't help but cursed loudly: "How the hell can anyone give their subordinates extra money just after becoming independent! Your dynasty is too short-lived!"
"Shut up!"
Huo Yu hit Song Wenbin on the head and said, "Ai Qing, give me the order."
Su Tina immediately knelt straight and said: "According to the emperor's decree, the unfaithful Song Wenbin violated the emperor's order, disrespected Tianyan, and maliciously displayed evil, offending the public's anger, and will be executed by Lingchi. But His Majesty has just ascended the throne, so he wants to grant amnesty to the world. , Song Wenbin, you can avoid the death penalty, but you must bring out the self-heating rice to apologize to the world."
"What the hell! Just grab the rice if you grab it! Do you want to do this again!"
Song Wenbin couldn't bear it and resisted loudly: "And even if someone wants to be the boss, why should you be the boss? Why should you be the first in terms of force? What kind of ability do you have to tie me up in the middle of the night? If you have such a talent, Come here and challenge me! I don’t believe that a grown man like me can’t beat you!”
"That's right."
Huo Yu thought seriously, and then asked Su Tina beside him: "Are we taking advantage of others' danger by tying him up like this?"
Sutina actually started to think seriously and said: "It seems that he has gained the country unfairly, so let him go and let him be convinced once. In this way, we will be justified and we can also stop everyone from talking about it."
"What I say makes sense."
Huo Yu said.
She squatted down again and helped Song Wenbin untie the straps on his hands. After a while, the shoelaces on Song Wenbin's hands and feet were untied. The moment he was able to move, Song Wenbin counterattacked and rushed towards Huo Yu behind him.
Huo Yu smiled and bypassed Song Wenbin's bear hug. She easily hooked Song Wenbin's chest, and then raised her legs to sweep him away. Just like the first time they met, Song Wenbin lost his balance and was knocked down again. But this time he had some experience. When he fell, he tightly hooked Huo Yu's neck, making her fall down with gravity. on the ground.
"Yo? You've been exercising recently."
Huo Yu smiled face to face, then pressed Song Wenbin's face, turned over, and jumped up from the ground. He pressed one leg on Song Wenbin's chest, restraining him from moving: "But no, you are too amateur."
Thinking that the results of his hard training during this period were still the same, Song Wenbin couldn't help but struggle hard. However, Huo Yu is not Su Tina. She pressed Song Wenbin's arm with one hand and pinched his face with her other hand with a smile: "Are you convinced~?"
"I don't accept it!" Song Wenbin said sadly and loudly: "I don't accept it!"
"Not convinced?"
Huo Yu pressed on him and pulled out the Miao knife from the gleaming slit.
Song Wenbin looked at Huo Yu's abdominal muscles and the sharp Miao knife, gritting his teeth and saying nothing.
"Now that I'm convinced, do you want to show something as a gift to the new king's accession to the throne?" Huo Yu asked.
Song Wenbin was unwilling to give in. He said loudly: "You are extorting money. This is a shitty desert island survival! You are violating the rules. Why should I give it to you? Why don't you bring it yourself?" Got the tools?"
"nonsense!"
Huo Yu finally stopped pretending. She put the scabbard directly on Song Wenbin's neck and said, "Weapons are inherently capable of extortion. This is the victory of the compound bow. Come and bite me if you don't accept it!"
Song Wenbin gritted his teeth and said, unable to laugh or cry, "Okay, if you can't play well, just play hooligan, right?"
"Come on, this is a no-holds-barred game."
Huo Yu sat on Song Wenbin, crossed his legs and held the Miao Dao, "You can bring self-heating rice to the island without letting others blackmail you?"
At this time, Sutina also stuck her head out and said seriously: "When it was cold in ancient my country, the nomadic people would go south to fight and rob food. This is what really happened in history, and it is also a normal thing. I really admire it. You, you actually came to a deserted island without any weapons."
Song Wenbin:......
Sutina picked up a can with a smile and said Jiao Didi: "Brother, I'm really happy that you trust me so much, but I still think it's more important to survive first."
"Shut up Bitchi!"
Song Wenbin said loudly: "I can already see that although you are wearing human skin, you are actually a monster!"
"Kekeke~"
Sutina stuck out her long tongue at him.
Then he threw the can in his hand to Huo Yu.
Huo Yu took the can and couldn't help but mocked: "Teacher Yan, don't think so highly of human nature next time."
Seeing the two of them like this, Song Wenbin knew that it was inevitable that he would be robbed today. He said angrily: "You can eat my food if you want, but you can't eat for free, you must also give me benefits!"
benefit?
Huo Yu rolled his eyes, held up the knife and smiled: "Yes, I will provide you with protection~ This is a promise from the only legal violence organization on Sundali Island. This promise will continue until... .the day your marching rations are depleted.”
Song Wenbin yelled: "What kind of social beast am I?!"
"Hahaha~"
Huo Yu laughed and her stomach growled.
Without any trace of ink at all, he said: "Susu, cook!"
"okay!"
Sutina said happily. She couldn't wait to open the cover and poured the coconut water into the box. Song Wenbin's heart bleeds as he watched the two men open four boxes of rice at once, but he didn't expect that the two men would open four more boxes of rice.
"You are such a loser! How can you be so edible!"
Song Wenbin shouted and wanted to grab the rice.
"So annoying!"
Huo Yu was impatient, pushed Song Wenbin down, and tied his hands and feet with shoelaces without any explanation.
"I already gave you rice, why do you still tie me up!"
Song Wenbin said in disbelief.
"It's okay, I'll let you go in a moment."
Huo Yu said, "Watch us eat first."
Soon, the first portion of self-heating rice was cooked. Su Tina and Huo Yu, who had been hungry all day and night, happily ate, pointing and winking at Song Wenbin while eating.
Song Wenbin felt like he was being NTR'd, and his teeth clenched.
He vowed that as long as he was still on the island, he would get the place back.
The two of them ate six boxes of self-heating rice before they could stop. At this time, the sun in the Caribbean Sea was gradually rising.
Sanlida I wiped his greasy face with a napkin and said with satisfaction: "Let him go."
Sutina stretched, hummed a little tune and came to Song Wenbin, and began to help him untie the rope. Song Wenbin had stopped moving. In just one night, two colleagues refreshed his outlook on life again.
The 200,000 yuan he received has already disappeared. If all three people have self-heating rice to eat, then his advantage will be gone, and it will be meaningless no matter how long he persists. If you want to win, you have to think of other ways.
Song Wenbin stared at Huo Yu beside him, making constant calculations in his mind.
But Huo Yu didn't care what Song Wenbin was thinking. At this moment, she had become the owner of Sanlida Island and the king of the Caribbean. She had even solved the logistical problem, and the balance of victory had begun to tilt towards her.
After solving the problem of food and clothing, she was no longer satisfied with the somewhat simple life, so she began to give orders.
"Sutina, I'll tell you the location. You collect more fresh water and come back today. We'll take a shower at night."
After eating, Sutina swept away yesterday's decline, clapped her hands and said happily: "Take a bath! It's great!"
"As for you."
Huo Yu looked at Song Wenbin and said with a smile: "You, just let me and the prime minister build the place for the reincarnation of grains in the palace."
Song Wenbin remained motionless and silent, just looking at Huo Yu and thinking carefully about ways to retaliate against this devil.
Seeing Song Wenbin staring at him motionless.
Huo Yu couldn't help but knock him: "Didn't you hear that? Stop lying down and go repair the toilet quickly. We are civilized people and we can't poop in the open."
"Why am I here to repair it? What are you going to do?" Song Wenbin asked immediately.
"Call Your Majesty," Huo Yu said.
"Go to hell." Song Wenbin said, "I can't stop you from eating."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was an arrow next to Song Wenbin's forehead. He was startled and cursed loudly: "Asshole, do you have any sense of severity? This is very dangerous!!"
Huo Yu picked up the carbon arrow from the sand, showed him the bare arrow shaft, and said: "I am much more measured than some guys who hit cars. Come on, go fix the toilet, don't grind the statue." A bitch."
Dead man woman.
Song Wenbin cursed secretly.
Sutina hesitated and asked: "I'm going to collect fresh water, Song... Wenbin is going to repair the toilet, what are you going to do?"
Huo Yu hesitated for a moment, then said calmly: "Go hunting."
Sutina was happy and said with a smile: "Then I will prepare dinner for His Majesty to come back and enjoy!"
Huo Yu was very happy. He held Sutina's head and gave her a bite on the face.
"You're so good. I'll continue to promote you when you come back."
"I want to be the deputy emperor!"
"One word."
Song Wenbin was speechless looking at the pair of living treasures.
