It's not just Murong Cheng, Zhao Yu, and Liu Yiliang who are listening to this
The "preliminary contestants" had a splitting headache when they howled like ghosts. Every contracted judge of "Voice of Trend" is breaking his teeth and swallowing with all kinds of weird expressions at this moment.
We are all old people in the music industry who have been in the music industry for more than ten or even decades. What have we not seen in our lifetime of ups and downs?
Isn't it just to be a judge on a national singing variety show? What's so difficult about that? But the difficulty this time is that they have to be the ones to review the preliminary rounds.
That idiot Huang Shengcai, in order to save program funds, plausibly asked them to
"By participating in every aspect of the program, I can deeply understand the successful experience of each contestant." In fact, they want to conduct an unprecedented national unrestricted draft, but they cannot afford so much money to hire a large number of junior auditor.
They just downloaded the received email as a unified attachment, renamed the music file, and forwarded it directly to the judges' mailboxes.
The rest of the judging is left to the judges themselves.
"No wonder we have to extend the preliminary round to one and a half months. So many things have to be done by us judges. Shashi TV is really stingy!" Many judges made such complaints and looked at the mailbox. No matter how many emails they heard today, they still didn't feel any less. On the contrary, there were a lot more. They regretted it so much that they wished they could travel back in time and beat themselves to the ground when their brains were flooded.
"Forget it! I don't have to do all the review by myself. I don't want to do it myself. Isn't this because I don't want to spend money to find reviewers and want to exploit our judges' own manpower!" A certain judge guest finally listened for three days and three nights. eight hundred poems
After "Song", I had a nervous breakdown. I took off my headphones and broke them in half.
"Sister Bing, please help me summon seven or eight of your trainees to come over. I, Jiang Lisheng, would like to ask everyone for some help. After that, I'll ask them to go to Wuhai's family and have a good rest!" Jiang Lisheng rubbed his red eyes. He pressed his swollen temples a few more times, looked like he was constipated with regret, and said loudly to his manager Qiao Bing, who was covering his mouth and snickering next to him.
"These two idiots, they are so stubborn about running such a large national variety show, let us judges review it from the beginning! I finally understand, they want us to solve the manpower problem ourselves! They are accurate We must be too busy and have to find someone to help with the review. Two stingy grandsons, disgusting!" He stood up dizzy, walked to the balcony, opened the window and took several deep breaths of fresh air outside before finally calming down. I got better, but I still kept cursing and mumbling.
This time he also received an invitation to this new show. He was quite happy at first. Now he can finally change from a contestant to a guest judge, right?
The status has been improved by more than a big margin! That's why he was so confused by the other party's persuasive speech that emphasized how much authority the judges have, how high the honor is, and how grateful the singers who can personally select them would be, and signed the contract as a judge without much thought. , I didn’t even notice how big a hole there was.
His agent Qiao Bing also advised him, saying that it would be very tiring, and it was obvious that there were more obligations than rights.
But since his debut, he has only been a contestant and not a judge. How could Jiang Lisheng, who finally encountered such a good opportunity, listen?
Okay, retribution has come now, right? In fact, Qiao Bing had already thought of a solution and saw the purpose of the bitch duo, but she just wanted to see Jiang Lisheng make a fool of himself and go crazy first, so that he could feel the consequences of not listening to advice, so I never told him.
Not bad, I just figured it out on the third day after being tortured
The solution of “there is strength in numbers” is not just a bunch of idiots in the head.
"Okay, haha, I'll contact you right now. Although those guys and girls haven't started teaching yet, they can still help you distinguish between basic music deafness and tone deafness." Qiao Bing, who kept his mouth shut, was clever. She walked out of the room to contact the company's trainees. She believed that these little clever guys could do something to help a first-line singer.
For a "little thing", everyone will definitely come to participate. There is no need for any reward such as a treat. It is quite a big deal for them to be known by a senior singer in the music industry that someone of his stature is known. good
"Rewarded". ... Like Jiang Lisheng, after being tortured by the tone-deaf submissions, the judges one after another finally thought of the solution of asking people to help.
However, they all angrily scolded Huang Shengcai and Jiang Linlin, the bitch duo, for being stingy to such an extent that they even wanted to pick apart the judges.
But for those excited and excited participants across the Xia Kingdom, it is a different feeling!
Many of them are holding
"Give it a try",
I participated in this competition with the mentality of "it doesn't cost anything to sign up anyway". Many people even originally planned to record many first starts, but stopped angrily when they were prompted that an IP address can only send one email to the organizing committee's dedicated mailbox.
Of course, there are also some smart people who stuffed a few, or even dozens of songs into one email, and even wrote long and long letters to tell the judges and teachers of the organizing committee how they fell in love with singing. , in order to persist in their dream of singing, how much they paid and how much resistance they encountered, but in the end they survived. I hope that the songs I sent can be appreciated by Bole, I would be very grateful.
When encountering such great wisdom, the organizing committee also has regulations. If more than one song is included in an email, it will be directly treated as a waiver.
He talks about his own mental journey in a long way, trying to use
"Wencai" and
If "sadness" affects the judges, the judges are not obligated to read the text. As for those smart people who intend to pronounce their names in songs to seek the attention of the judges, they will all be treated as abstainers and will never be allowed to participate in all subsequent seasons of this variety show.
Because this is the first time for the organizing committee to hold such a program, they can only make such level of restrictions based on their own understanding. If any contradictions or errors arise during the entire program, they will be It will be used as experience and lessons to improve the show in the second season.
But before that, those all over the country were still in
The contestants in the "Ignorance Period" can enjoy themselves
"The demons are dancing wildly"! In terms of advertising, Director Huang is very willing to spend money. The money he has spent on TV and the Internet so far makes Jiang Linlin, a producer, feel distressed. The sky is covered with advertisements, which makes the judges who have been prostituted for nothing. Everyone was so angry that they were grinning. They were really riding bicycles to the nightclub to have fun. It was time to save money, but it was time to spend time!
But the benefit brought by this is that the publicity effect of this new variety show has been truly achieved. Within half a month, almost everyone in the Xia Kingdom knew about the existence of this new show.
Therefore, the number of applicants across the country is getting higher and higher day by day. Anyone who is a little confident in his voice wants to take the opportunity to find his talent, just in case, just in case, he is really buried by the world. What about a brilliant diamond?
"Aunt Zhang, hey, let me tell you something! Did you know that Shashi Satellite TV recently held a national variety show competition? Singing! You are the best singer among our old sisters. Why don't you submit an article to try out? try?"
"Xiao Zhang, you are the best singer in our alley. You must try that new variety show!"
"Old Liao, you are the boss of every dinner party in our unit. What do you think? This new variety show organized by Shashi TV has no registration threshold for nationwide recruitment of contestants. Why don't you sign up and give it a try? If you really want to succeed, come back to me. Apply to the company to give you a bonus of 5,000 yuan for Si Zhenghui!"
"Dad, Dad, I heard that my classmates in the kindergarten are discussing that new variety show, saying that anyone can sign up without age restrictions. Can I also sing? I want children all over the country to see me on TV! "
"Hey, brothers, we have established this a cappella choir for two or three years. Why, this time "The Voice of Trend" is known as the fairest blind audition. The judges of the preliminary and semi-finals are all contestants. You can’t even see their faces! My brothers don’t look very handsome, but their voices don’t say anything. Do you want to try them all?”
"Dad, this new variety show you saw on TV seems pretty good. You sing so well, go and try it! Maybe if you pass the preliminary round, you can help your child earn some milk powder as prizes provided by them? "
"Hey, my luck is here! Those five pigs in the Shabi group are doing nothing to win the first place in the C position. They have hindered my voice role for more than a year! If it succeeds this time, I can You can really go solo and not have to wait for them!"
"Ha, it's an unlimited national draft that doesn't care about your face, right? That guy really took off this time! This fucking bar only gave me half of his appearance fee because I'm not as handsome as that tone-deaf boy. Tmd, I really won’t wait for you this time!”
"Sister Zhao, are they really saying that they don't care about their faces? Really? Then I have to give it a try. I can't lose weight because of my fat body, but if they really don't care about their faces, I believe in my Your voice won’t be lost to anyone’s!”
"Hahahaha, I, Wang Aotian, have finally waited for this day! tmd accidentally dealt with a second-generation Shabi rich man who made me squat there for two years. After I came out, I couldn't even find a job as a bar singer. I didn't expect this Is there any talent show in the world that doesn’t look at faces or the past?”
"Dad, please don't stop me. You and mom are in such poor health and you still have to work to support me and my brothers and sisters in school. Just let me try. Anyway, it's summer vacation so I don't miss my studies. You know I can sing well." , what if I am selected? When I become a star, you will be able to go to the hospital for medical treatment..."
"Old Huang, you really didn't lie to me? You don't care about your face, your identity, your background, or your physical condition... As long as you can sing, even I, a disabled person who can only sit in a wheelchair, can sign up? Really? Okay, then let me, Lao Pan, I’m going to make it to the semi-finals despite all my efforts. After all, I was also the golden voice of the art troupe in the factory back then, and my sword is not old yet!”
"Hey, little Li Zi, your opportunity has come! You must try for such a good opportunity. Before the finals, people were anonymous and didn't look at their faces. Who knew you were a pockmarked widow? If you really want to If you can make it to the finals, the minimum bonus is 200,000 yuan, which is enough for your little girl to go to college!"
"Uncle Zhang, why don't you try this great opportunity? Who in our ten miles and eight villages doesn't know that your Xintianyou singing voice is the best? What I said this time is that you are really anonymous and you don't care about face. Who can I will despise your status as an old farmer in the northwest! If you go, all the folks in our county will have your solid support!"... For a time, a nationwide craze was stirred up.
Because the Xia Kingdom has already popularized satellite TV signals for everyone, even the most remote villages or border towns can see advertisements for this new variety show.
And among them
The promotion of "no restrictions on identity, face, figure, or any disease, as long as you are confident in your voice can participate" has also attracted countless good voices who are restricted by various conditions. I gained the confidence to give it a try.
Although there are also some who are hesitant and unable to make up their minds to sign up. But it still moved many people. They sent registration emails and their own works to the organizing committee. Even the simplest singing recorded on their mobile phones was a stubborn attempt by them to change their own destiny.
And those contestants who were physically inconvenient, or simply didn't know how to record or send emails, also tried their best to help them complete the operations with the help of young students who knew computer skills.
They are all waiting to receive affirmation from the program team after their voices are sent out.
Even just the news of passing the preliminary round can give them a little solace in their difficult life and make them happy for a long time.
After all, there has never been such a real talent show in Xia Kingdom before where people only listen to the voices but not the people.
There have been programs with similar slogans before, but among the top few singers finally selected, there has never been a crooked one.
Although Shashi TV, the organizer this time, does not have such strong credibility, their ace combination, director Huang Shengcai and producer Jiang Linlin, showed their uncompromising attitude towards any superstar in the "Xia Guo Good Singer" they founded. The temperament of daring to kick the nose and face, when the singers were tortured to death by them, actually established a strange sense of trust and authority in the hearts of the audience.
Perhaps this is the reason why Shashi TV dares to let the two form a team again and give it a try on this new show.
Thanks to losai98 for the 500 point coin reward.
