"As expected of the boss of the Bronze Bureau, the operation is to prepare food!"
"Cooperation and outflanking don't exist. If you don't hit Lan when you see him, I'll give him a hammer!"
"The enemy's Teemo is the one who mines the world, and ours' Teemo is the boy who gives away points!"
"It's time to show off today's funny collection again. The best actor on our team, Blind Man, gave away three heads and also gave away the blue buff!"
"Xiao Feiyan, if your Teemo dies 20 more times today, it will reach the daily average number of deaths. Come on!"
"Hey everyone, I have news here. The song of the uncle we watched today has reached the 18th place on the ranking list!"
"What uncle, what song?"
"In the morning's outdoor live broadcast, the old woman went on a blind date in Kuanzhai Alley, and her partner was a singing uncle!"
"What? Blind date? Old woman, don't you love us anymore? Are you going to leave us?"
"Uncle's song is simply amazing. It's your loss if you didn't hear it!"
"What's the name of the song? I'm going to Kangkang?"
"The lyrics of "Someone Like Me" just spoke to my heart, YYDS!"
…
After a while, the barrage suddenly went sideways.
When Xiao Feiyan saw it, she stopped slapping the table, her eyes filled with tears (she secretly dropped eye drops) and she suddenly smiled.
"Yes, that's right. I met him when I went to the Kuanzhai Alley to open an outdoor store in the morning. He is really good at singing!"
Seeing that her record in this round was already 0/21/3, Xiao Feiyan's attention was not focused on the game at all.
Instead, he took out his mobile phone and projected the video onto the computer screen.
"I saw it, old woman, you really didn't even let the uncle go!"
"So handsome. Is such a handsome man really an uncle? I think he is only in his early thirties at most!"
"The voice is so young, I believe you when you say he is just over 20!"
…
Seeing that the barrages in the live broadcast room had changed directions and stopped criticizing her own performance, Xiao Feiyan finally held her chest and breathed a sigh of relief.
She saw the performance of this song on Feixing Music. Not only did she see it, she also took the initiative to click and pay for it.
When she saw it, it had only been downloaded a dozen times.
But looking at it now, it has been more than 10,000 times!
"Hehe, it turns out that this fairy is still as charming as before!"
she thought happily.
…
Early the next morning, Jiang Kan got up as soon as he opened his eyes, came to the living room and looked around.
There was no sign of my daughter-in-law, and there were no shoes from her or her daughter at the door.
"Still angry..."
He rubbed his sleepy eyes, his hair like a bird's nest, and sighed helplessly.
Usually, the daughter-in-law has trouble and goes back to her parents' home, which can take at least a day or two, or at most a few weeks.
He was used to it, so he didn't sigh any more. Instead, he went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and took out the soy milk and steamed buns he bought on the road yesterday.
Warm it up on the stove and bring it back to the table to eat.
While eating breakfast, I was scrolling through my phone and looking at the product list on Jingxi.
Yes, it's too cold outside, and his place is still a bit far from the city center, so he plans to buy it online.
A dazzling array of guitars filled up his mobile phone page. After selecting for a long time, he selected an entry-level model from Yamaha, priced at 850 yuan.
After placing the order, the meal was almost finished, so he went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.
While I was washing, the phone rang.
He hurriedly wiped the water on his hands on the dishcloth, came to the living room and answered the phone.
"Jiang Kan, what are you doing again?"
A familiar voice came from the phone, it was his daughter-in-law Xiaojuan.
"Me? What the hell? What?"
His wife's words confused him!
"You are still pretending not to know? My best friends saw you in Kuanzhai Alley and even took a video and sent it to me!"
The daughter-in-law's voice contained three parts anger, three parts surprise, three parts disgust, and... one part doubt.
"Video? Oh...you mean I..."
"Yes, that's right, it's the video of you going to Kuanzhai Alley to 'sing' yesterday!"
The voice on the phone suddenly rose an octave, and the sound was so harsh that Jiang Kan had to hold the phone farther away.
"What's wrong with the video? I can sing pretty well, right?"
Jiang Kan was a little puzzled. Aren't there so many people saying that he sang well? Now, more than 10,000 people have paid to download their own songs on Feixing Music. The total cost has almost reached 50,000 yuan. !
For an ordinary non-V singer who has just signed a contract with the website, the share with the music network is 2:8, which means that he can get 20% of the share at the beginning of next month, which is 10,000 yuan!
The new Lv brand bag that Xiaojuan has always wanted to buy can finally be bought for her. Xiaoyuan has always said that she wants to learn to ride a bicycle, so now she can also buy a better stroller for her.
He was about to report to his wife that he had made a lot of money after breakfast and washing the dishes, so as to make her happy. Maybe he would come back earlier?
As soon as I thought about it, I received a call from her.
"Singing pretty good? Jiang Kan, Jiang Kan, I have known you for so many years, but I never thought that you would still be such a hypocritical person!"
Xiaojuan's words made Jiang Kan confused. Why did he suddenly become a hypocritical person?
"Tell me, in the ten years I've known you, have you ever sung in front of me once?"
"Uh...no..."
"Then tell me, big singer, what happened to your singing performance yesterday? Why didn't I know you were so awesome?"
"Did you sing this song yourself? Your company usually organizes so many K-sings. Have you ever been to one? You haven't spoken at a gathering of friends, have you?"
"How come you can sing so well when you suddenly open your mouth? Are you honestly lip-syncing?"
The wife's long list of questions came at her, leaving Jiang Kan wondering where to start.
"I don't believe you if you say you turned on the sound card. This must be lip-synching! In other words, which singer did you pay to record it for you?"
Xiaojuan was still talking on the phone, questioning one after another, making Jiang Kan unable to resist.
Xia Guo's intellectual copyright is very strict.
Those who dare to lip-sync, sing on behalf of others, or play recorded songs live will be resolutely attacked and banned.
Over time, a "shameful lip-synching" trend has formed among the people.
This was originally a good thing, but now that it specifically fell on Jiang Kan, it caused a huge misunderstanding to the wife who didn't know his details.
As for his throat, he could wait until she came back and prove it in front of her.
But the origin of the song cannot be explained in any case.
You ask him to tell his wife: "Daughter-in-law, I was just about to commit suicide today, and suddenly I picked up the system! This song was given to me by the system!"
Do you think she will ask you to see a psychiatrist?
Jiang Kan pulled his hair back, his face full of helplessness.
"Haha, I can't explain it. You are so pretentious and deceitful. Have you ever considered my feelings?"
"Several of my best friends have spread the word in the group, saying that my man wants to be an Internet celebrity. He wants to buy other people's songs, and then have people record them and lip-sync to make money!"
Xiaojuan's voice on the phone became more and more excited and angry, and her voice was trembling a little.
"You are forty years old and you are still so shameless? Stop your clumsy scams immediately, you know? My face has been completely embarrassed by you!"
"Look at the parents of my students. They are all in their thirties and forties like you. Why can they be chiefs, section chiefs, and bosses? Instead, you are still out selling songs to embarrass me... Marry It was the biggest mistake of my life to give it to you!”
"You don't consider my face, and you don't consider your daughter's face either? What will her classmates think of her when she gets to school?"
"What happened to your previous pride? Was it all eaten by dogs?"
Jiang Kan couldn't stand the sound in the receiver anymore, so he placed it on the table far away from him, but he could still hear the other party's complaints clearly.
"Jiang Kan, you are also forty years old...you should be down-to-earth and find a job. Stop fantasizing about becoming an Internet celebrity. We are just ordinary people. We don't have this life, do you understand?"
