Four hundred is super fat, dancing in a spiral.
When Fatty An heard Yang Lizhi's voice, he suddenly became excited, his blood pressure soared to 200, and his speed became faster. Every dance move was extremely standard, absolutely textbook level.
The Hu Teng dance ended, and Fatty An slowly stopped.
As soon as he got out of the dancing mode, Fatty An immediately returned to the state where he couldn't take care of himself. He needed someone to support him even to stand up.
"reward!"
Li Longji smiled and praised.
Of course.
Before Li Longji could say what he wanted to reward.
An Lushan fell to his knees with a plop, and his 400-pound body fell to the ground. Those who didn't know it thought there was an earthquake.
The Oscar-winning actor-level acting skills come online in an instant, and you will cry whenever you want. If you use a piece of garlic, you will be sorry for the audience.
Fatty An's tears and snot poured out all at once. He looked so heartbroken that he had never cried like this when his father died.
"Saint, saint...!"
While crying and sobbing, this fat man is so pitiful!
"I am a foreigner and do not know Chinese characters. I was promoted by a saint, so much so that Yang Guozhong wanted to kill me."
His nose burst into tears and he cried like a fat baby weighing 400 pounds. His old mother's heart almost broke with tears.
"Lu'er..."
Yang Yuhuan looked at An Lushan who was crying, with distress on his face.
Li Longji pressed his hands slightly, frowned, and there was a hint of guilt in his eyes.
"Hu'er has been wronged."
An Lushan was a Hu person, so Li Longji always called An Lushan Hu'er to show his closeness.
"In this way, I have approved what you requested in your letter a few days ago."
"In addition, I will promote you to Zuopu She."
Li Longji's words ended.
An Lushan, who was kneeling on the ground and howling, suddenly started crying even more vigorously.
It's just that the crying just now was caused by the actor-level acting skills, but the crying now comes from the heart, and I laughed my head off.
Fatty An never imagined that his cheating skills would reach such a high level. He had made such a scene in the border town, and even the beggars on the streets knew that he was going to rebel. Even he felt guilty when he entered Kyoto this time, but this time The saint still trusts himself so much.
Even for this trust, I, Fatty An, must carry out the rebellion to the end.
'God help me! Great things can happen! '
He wrote a letter a few days ago, asking himself to be the envoy of Xian stable, Longyou Qunmu and other envoys. He also asked Ji Wen to be the minister of the military department and Zhongcheng to be his deputy. This was his final plan.
His soldiers have been trained, but what is needed is horses.
As long as we get the military horses this time, we can officially start work.
Fatty An originally thought that this would be a very troublesome matter, but he didn't expect that it would be so easy to succeed.
Don't look down on Bi Mawen. In the era of cold weapons, horses were the most important thing in the empire, and military horses were the strongest on land. Li Longji was tantamount to handing over the empire's most powerful land tank group to Fatty An.
As for the official position of Zuo Pushe, although it is a high-ranking official, it is only an honorary title. Fatty An is a pragmatic person and never cares about these vain things.
"Don't cry, Lu'er."
"I'm here for my mother."
Yang Yuhuan listened to An Lushan's howling, and the more he listened, the more uncomfortable he felt.
He quickly ordered the maid next to him to give Fatty An a white jade lychee peeled by himself, to soothe Baby An's almost out-of-control sadness.
After eating a sweet lychee, Baobao An's cries gradually subsided, and he began to kowtow obediently in thanksgiving.
Although An Lushan had never read a book, had no cultural knowledge, and could not read a few Chinese characters.
But his verbal skills are top-notch. Although he can't write, he is proficient in six languages. A few words can make Yang Yuhuan smile.
Li Longji also laughed happily when he saw the scene of loving mother and filial piety here.
"The state-owned Hu'er is actually the blessing of our ancestors."
"If my ancestors from the Tang Dynasty knew that Hu'er was guarding the border town, they would be very happy."
Hear the words.
An Lushan's face straightened, he knelt on the ground, raised his plump face, and looked at Li Longji very seriously.
"Holy saint, I, An Lushan, swear to my ancestors of the Tang Dynasty that I will guard my border town of the Tang Dynasty for the rest of my life to protect the tranquility of the country and the peace of the people. I will fight against the sword and the sea of fire until death!"
"If you violate your oath, let the ancestors of the Tang Dynasty appear and cut off my head with your own hands!"
The words fell.
Boom…!
A rumble of thunder sounded outside the pear garden.
There was no wind today, and there were thunderbolts in the clear sky, which was really a bit scary. The faces of the actors in the theater changed slightly in shock, and they all lowered their heads subconsciously.
"Sanlang, could it be that the ancestors sensed Lu'er's loyalty and responded to him with the sound of thunder?"
Yang Yuhuan didn't think there was anything wrong with this bolt from the blue, and his little face was slightly surprised and filled with joy.
"inevitable."
"Hu'er's loyalty can be learned from heaven and earth."
Li Longji nodded with a smile.
However, it was at this moment when Li Longji looked up.
The smile on his face suddenly froze, and his brows instantly wrinkled.
Li Longji's eyes were focused on half a foot behind An Lushan, where three figures suddenly appeared.
There were two that he felt inexplicably familiar with.
As for the third way, it is no longer familiar, but simply acquaintance!
"Sage, this seems to be...the Great Sage Queen Zetian."
Beside Li Longji, Gao Lishi was also shocked and confused, and kept saying.
This expression looked like he had seen a ghost.
When he was young, Gao Lishi was castrated due to the Lingnan exiles' rebellion. He was enshrined in the palace by Li Qianli, the Lingnan attack envoy. Wu Zetian commended him for his intelligence, agility, young appearance, and kept him by her side.
Therefore, Gao Lishi would never mistake Wu Zetian. If he hadn't been screwed back then, with that face, he might still have a chance to climb onto Wu Zhao's bed.
Li Longji was slightly hot from the wine, and when he heard this, his pupils shrank sharply.
"Royal Grandmother?!"
The whole person woke up instantly, like a spring, and stood up directly on the spot.
And just when Li Longji was shocked that Wu Zhao had come back from the dead, his eyes were even more stunned.
because.
He saw that in front of his imperial grandmother, there was a mighty man in dragon robes, holding a broadsword half a man's height in his hand.
At this moment, the knife was hanging high on the kneeling An Lushan's neck.
"Hu…!"
Li Longji was about to speak out.
puff.
The light of the sword is like a shadow, and the red color is flying.
Wheels.
As the knife fell, scarlet blood flowed all over the ground.
A pig's head with a fat head and big ears rolled down into the red, and those narrow eyes squeezed into a slit by the fat on the face, used the few seconds left to try their best to look up.
When he saw Li Shimin's stern face, his eyes instantly changed from residual pride to shock and confusion, and finally he lost his breath.
Fatty An never thought that he would send it without any explanation!
My great cause of rebellion has not even begun yet!
And who was it that chopped off my head? Ancestor Li Tang?
Are you so good at swearing these days? !
Come as you say! Why don't you even say hello when you behead someone?
When the actors in the pavilion saw the pig's head rolling to the ground in Anlu Mountain, they were all frightened and trembling. They knelt on the ground and huddled in the corner.
"Lu'er!"
When Yang Lizhi saw this, her face turned pale with shock. Looking at the big pig's head rolling to the ground, her eyes were filled with disbelief.
And at this time.
Li Er, who chopped off An Lushan's head with a knife, was holding a bloody sword and slowly walked towards Li Longji, who was above the chief. Little Pheasant followed on his left and Wu Zhao on his right.
At the same time, beside the headless corpse of Fatty An, six figures (three Zhu Di, Ji Boying, Zhu Yuanzhang, and Zhao Kuangyin) who were not visible to others were discussing animatedly.
And, dozens of people in the Zuixian Tower of Hongwu Time and Space were watching this scene.
"As expected of Li Er, he is so sure and ruthless that he could go to Caishikou to be the executioner."
"This An Lushan is really fat. He can't even compare to Zhu Yijun. It would be a pity not to light a sky lantern for this fat body."
Xiao Zhusi stepped on An Lushan's headless corpse, and when he stepped down, the fat was extremely elastic.
"If An Lushan is dead, there will probably be no Anshi Rebellion."
"it's not true."
Old Zhu Di answered.
"The essence of the Anshi Rebellion is not the Anlushan Rebellion. It is actually the dispute between the Guandong gentry and the Guanlong nobles. As long as the balance keeps tilting, even if there is no Anshi Rebellion, there will be the Huangshi Rebellion and the Black History Rebellion in the future."
Ji Boying glanced at Old Zhu Di.
What Lao Zhu Di said is absolutely correct.
At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, the Guanlong nobles occupied an absolutely dominant position.
Of course, this is a matter of course. After all, even Li Yuan and Li Shimin were from Guanlong nobles.
At the beginning of the founding of the People's Republic of China, under the allocation of Taizu Li Yuan, the entire Guanlong Group's venture investors received huge returns from the founding of the Tang Dynasty.
It can be described as a wave of listings and collective freedom.
However, the Kanto Group also invested in venture capital and spent campaign funds, but in the end they did not get the expected return.
If the shares are secretly withheld, of course something will happen.
but.
This is only one of the reasons.
In addition, the large-scale collapse of the military system and land equalization system in the Tang Dynasty, the widespread land annexation across the country, and the insufficient government finances to support the recruitment of soldiers, leading to the expansion of feudal towns. These are all driving factors.
"I think Li Er will be in a bit of trouble."
Zhu Laosi looked at Li Er's back as he came up with the knife, and said in a solemn voice.
"Um."
"The fourth child is right."
"It depends on whether Li Longji is a jerk. If he is a lunatic like Zhu Qizhen who won the goal, it will be hard to tell."
Lao Zhu stood side by side on the left side of Ji Boying, also looking at Li Er's back and saying aloud.
Ji Boying glanced at An Lushan's dead pig's head rolling on the ground, and then glanced at Li Er's back as he came up with a knife. He also agreed with what Lao Zhu and Zhu Laosi said.
There are such inferences and guesses, and the reason is simple.
Face recognition, failed.
The current time is the thirteenth year of Tianbao, which is nearly a hundred years since Zhenguan. The civil servants and generals of Li Er and Xiao Pheasant's era have long since died. The civil and military officials in the court have changed several times, and Li Er and Xiao Pheasant don't care about their faces at all. use.
Needless to say, Wu Zhao.
This woman was originally removed from power by a coup, and regardless of whether the coup was voluntary or not, one thing is absolutely certain, that is, she had no power in her hands before Wu Zhao died.
Therefore, even if there are people in the Tianbao court who recognize Wu Zhao, they will not listen to Wu Zhao's words.
Wu Zhao's face also doesn't work in Tianbao time and space.
A family of three all had facial recognition failures.
If Ji Boying hadn't led them into Huaqing Palace, the three of them probably wouldn't have been able to get through the gate of Huaqing Palace.
However, this is just a guess.
From a normal perspective, as long as you don't encounter the kind of blackened Zhu Qizhen, there is a high probability that there will be no big problems.
Just imagine, even if you have great power, even if you have been on the throne for decades, suddenly one day your ancestor comes and kills your most trusted 'loyal minister' with a knife. What is your mentality?
Any normal person would immediately wonder if he had done something wrong, which caused his ancestors to appear.
Everyone has to kowtow to their ancestors a few times to admit their mistakes, and then beg them to go down early and never come to scare people in the middle of the night.
"Li Er wants to kill Li Longji?"
Zhao Da has obviously kept up with the rhythm, and his title for Li Shimin followed the trend of the Ming Dynasty, changing from Li Shimin to Li Er.
And at this time.
Li Er has already ascended to the position of chief with a bloody watermelon knife, only a stone's throw away from Li Longji.
With a flick of his hand, the watermelon knife half a man's height fell on the table in front of Li Longji with a clang. The blood line on the blade was still flowing slowly, and Li Longji's pupils shrank sharply.
Since his debut, Li Longji has never been so timid.
"You, who are you?"
Li Longji also started his career by playing coup in his early years. Although he is old now, he still has some psychological quality. He blocked his favorite Yang Yuhuan behind him and stared at Li Er with great caution.
In fact, at this moment, Li Longji's heart was already beating like crazy. He had his own guess about the identity of the person in front of him, but he still couldn't believe it.
After all, no one would believe it when, while enjoying a good drink, the ancestor suddenly appears and kills someone.
Gao Lishi on the side was also nervous and worried, his back was completely wet with sweat, and he stood still and did not dare to move.
He originally subconsciously wanted to shout that there were assassins, but then he thought, these are all ancestors of the Tang Dynasty, where did the assassins come from? Even if you want to shout, you have to shout to the monk in the temple!
'Snapped. '
When Li Longji finished speaking.
A slap, accompanied by a loud shout, hit Li Longji's face accurately.
"You are an unfilial grandson. How can you ask for the name of Taizong?!"
This slap came from the little pheasant beside Li Er, who was Li Longji's direct grandfather.
After receiving such a slap suddenly, Li Longji was stunned at first, and then he instantly realized that the one who slapped him was his own imperial grandfather!
"Emperor Taizong!"
Gao Lishi on the side couldn't suppress the shock in his heart and couldn't help shouting.
"Kneel down."
Li Er glanced sternly at Li Longji, his great-grandson who was more than twenty years older than him, and spoke calmly.
Ding.
Li Longji's knees became weak.
This is due to the pressure of blood.
Xuanzong Li Longji, who has been on the throne for ten years, naturally has a strong personality, but compared with General Tiance, it is not inferior at all.
Li Longji played a coup, while Li Shimin played a mountain of swords and a sea of blood.
It was basically as expected by Ji Boying. When facing Li Shimin, his ancestor, Li Longji had no sense of resistance at all. After all, in the land of China, no one could resist his ancestors.
He who deceives his master and destroys his ancestors will be despised through the ages.
This is engraved into the DNA.
thump.
Li Longji immediately knelt down in front of Li Er, looking depressed and hanging his head.
He couldn't figure it out.
If you create such a prosperous world by yourself, why do your ancestors show up and not praise you, but treat you like this?
"Disaster."
Li Ershun glanced at Yang Yuhuan, who was trembling with fear, and said something.
There is some truth to this.
It was precisely because of Emperor Tang Ming's love for Concubine Yang that An Lushan could further climb up the pole of Yang Yuhuan.
However, this is also wrong.
Beauty is a disaster, it has always been a historical conclusion, and it is a scapegoat for those in power. As long as this woman is not someone like the Empress Dowager Cixi who personally disrupted the government and betrayed the country, then she should not bear the blame.
Because it is the person in power who really makes all this happen.
Even without Yang Yuhuan, An Lushan will still find Zhao Yuhuan, Sun Yuhuan and others who can climb up Li Longji's pole, so the main core is still Li Longji.
"What does Grand Ancestor mean by these words?"
"What crime do I have, what crime does Yuhuan have, and what crime does An Lushan have!"
"In today's world, the seas and rivers are clear, and the prosperity of this time is no less than that of Taizu Zhenguan. Compared with all the kings in the past, I, Li Longji, am far ahead!"
"Grandpa Taizu, Grandpa Huang, Grandma Huang, you should praise me!"
Li Longji became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke. He took a deep breath and asked questions continuously, with words written all over his face: "I did a good job, I should get the little red flower."
In Li Sanlang's view, after working so hard in the first few years, will he no longer be able to enjoy himself when he is old?
"Good luck to you, ancestor!"
Li Er was so angry that he couldn't bear it anymore and directly attacked himself personally, which gave him a super buff.
He raised his leg and kicked Li Longji accurately in the heart.
With the powerful strength of Admiral Tiance, Li Er's kick sent Li Longji flying backwards more than three meters. When he landed on the ground, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he fell down and passed out.
Gao Lishi, who was nearby, was so frightened that he almost flew out of his wits. He quickly rolled and crawled to catch up and support him. Yang Yuhuan was also frightened and quickly backed away, also supporting Li Longji.
The two helped Li Longji up.
"Saint!"
"Sanlang~!"
"Saint!"
"Sanlang~!"
"…………"
You say something to me, and it sounds like something that would make someone jump to the top of their lungs.
"Xiao Tang."
"Your kick just now was really a bit harsh."
at this time.
Lao Zhu's voice sounded next to Li Er, and Ji Boying unlocked the invisibility function for everyone, shocking the soul-calling Gao Lishi and Yang Yuhuan.
"The matter has come to this. Even if you kick him to death now, your problem with the Tang Dynasty is still here."
"Let me ask you, even if An Lushan dies, do you think the three towns of Heshuo will listen to the court again?"
"instead."
"When your unworthy descendant dies, the world will fall apart in an instant."
"Do you believe what we said?"
Lao Zhu said with a smile.
With a word of reminder, Li Er's originally brimming anger instantly cooled down.
indeed.
Because of Li Longji's negligence and arrogance over the years, the vassal town has grown bigger. An Lushan is not the vassal town owned by one person. Even if An Lushan dies, the vassal town has become a reality.
The most urgent task is to use Li Longji's prestige to gradually divide these vassal towns while they are still in need of the court, and gradually return the military, political and financial powers of the vassal towns to the court. Only in this way can a war be avoided. A disaster for the country.
"Father, what the Zhu family's great ancestor said makes sense."
The little pheasant also said in a solemn voice.
Of course, Little Pheasant is not as good as Li Er in fighting, but in terms of political skills, Little Pheasant is definitely not inferior to any emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
"He can't die yet."
Wu Zhao looked at Li Longji who had passed out, his eyebrows furrowed.
She also did not expect that the 'Emperor Taiping' whom she was optimistic about would indeed bring peace to the world, but after this peace there would be chaos.
When things reach their extremes, they must reverse; when they reach their peak, they must decline.
"Go back first."
Ji Boying glanced at Li Er and Li Longji, who was lying on the ground vomiting blood and unconscious.
This kick is indeed cruel enough.
Moved by a thought.
Uh-huh.
All the figures disappeared together, leaving only Yang Yuhuan and Gao Lishi with shocked expressions on their faces.
"My dearest concubine, this is a serious matter."
"None of these people can be kept."
Gao Lishi took a deep breath and whispered, scanning the frightened actors in the opera garden.
Yang Yuhuan's face changed with shock. She was a woman who had never been involved in political affairs. How could she know this? She could only nodded blankly.
……………………
Hongwu time and space.
When Ji Boying returned with his team, the entire main hall was very quiet. It was obvious that A Biao was very good at managing classroom discipline.
"You two, carry him up."
Ji Boying gave Yongle Xiaozhu and Hongxi Xiaozhu a look. The two Xiaozhu quickly got up, one to the left and the other to the right, and lifted Li Longji up from the ground, just like lifting a New Year pig, and climbed up. On the second floor, go directly to the consultation room of the Ming miraculous doctors.
At this moment, the miraculous doctors of the Ming Dynasty are still consulting and prescribing medicines for the princes and princes of the Ming Dynasty in various time and space.
Li Erwu took action, just now he was angry and struck very hard.
If he hadn't been rescued in time, Tianbao Li Longji would probably have been punished.
As for Li Er's family affairs, when Li Longji is out of danger, let them figure it out as a family, and Ji Boying doesn't want to take care of it.
He has his own business.
Let these emperors and princes quickly finish their review course, then receive the prescription, and go back to work hard to become stronger. Involution is the way to go.
"alright."
"Abiao, you start giving everyone review lessons now."
Say it.
Ji Boying turned around and walked to the side of the podium, sitting on a chair and watching quietly.
But at this moment, he frowned slightly, and there was a light screen pop-up window in front of him.
"Reminder: Jiajing time and space has been in Zuo for 428 years, and the time travel function has been enabled for Jiajing time and space."
"Time travel function: After the current time and space country reaches 428 years, the host can carry the name of the current time and space to travel to the extended country, and further extend the country through changes. 』
"Reminder: Butterfly Effect. 』
'Why is it suddenly 428 years ago? '
He glanced at Immortal Jiajing sitting on his seat.
This old boy is still adjusting his breath and meditating, as if he is in a state of concentration. It seems that the promotion of Zuo in the country has little to do with Jiajing. The main reason is that the people below will cause trouble.
Really win.
Ji Boying was really interested in the future generations of the Jiajing Dynasty.
After all, with a team like "Zhang Cong - Hu Zongxian, Hai Rui - Qi Jiguang - Wang Zhi", it is really exciting to see what things can be done at sea.
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PS: My shoulder and neck hurt so much that I couldn’t sleep all night. I went to a traditional Chinese medicine massage to have my shoulders and neck checked during the day. After a thorough examination, the doctor said that part of the muscle fibers in my right shoulder had aged (irreversibly) due to long-term rigidity, and the whole person was petrified on the spot. , to be honest, I am still born in the 90s, so I use the word "aging".
Brothers take my advice, especially those who sit for a long time, to do more upper body exercises, such as badminton and basketball.
(End of chapter)
