"Fuck!"
"Fuck? Fuck...fuck!"
"…………"
As the 36D holographic projection is turned on, the scene in the private room on the second floor comes into view.
The two-character Chinese quintessence spoken by Emperor Wu Zong Zhu Houzhao is like the old man watching the roller coaster in the joke. His tone is ups and downs and full of rhythm. He uses two simple words to express all the emotions he wants to express.
Precise and capable.
Others, including Lao Zhu Abiao, Lao Zhu Di and others, even Ji Boying, couldn't help but shrink their pupils when they saw the scene in this private room clearly.
Can you still play like this?
It's simply too rude!
at the same time.
In the private room on the second floor, a man and a woman were having a fierce fight.
The two of them had no idea that there were more than twenty SSVIP voyeurs from the Ming Dynasty watching their every move.
In fact, to be more precise, this is not a weight-level fight, but a crushing victory.
The contestants on both sides are:
The first one comes from "General Li Tiance, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, Co-leader of East Asia, Khan of the Ten Thousand Kingdoms, and the People of the World" who came from the prosperous period of the Tang Dynasty;
The second one comes from the Wuzhou Dynasty: "Wu·Heavenly Mistress·Golden Wheel Holy God·Zetian Great Sage·Guardian of the Four Seas·Zhao".
Look again, the current battle situation.
I saw Li Er pinching the back of Wu Zhao's neck and pressing the seventy-year-old woman firmly on the table in the posture of an old farmer pushing a bullock cart to plow the fields. There was no respect for the elderly at all.
And looking at Li Er's handsome face, he was already covered in bloodstains from his nails, which were all the results of Wu Zhao's manicure.
"You shrew, you are so bold, how dare you fight me!"
Li Er's face was dark, and his lungs were almost exploding with anger. Before entering the room, he originally planned to reprimand the disobedient old woman.
Originally, in Li Er's imagination, when he stepped on the threshold of the private room with his front foot, Wu Zhao should kneel on the ground with his back foot, cry bitterly to himself, make vows, hold his thigh and beg for forgiveness.
However, in fact, it was the moment when Li Er stepped across the threshold of the private room, when the door of the private room was closed, and when Li Er and Wu Zhao met their eyes.
Wu Zhao took the lead and used the "Teapot Crushing Peach" move.
The specific operation is as shown on the right: pick up the teapot on the table, pour all your strength, and quickly smash it towards Li Er's peach.
Fortunately, Li Er's body had already developed the dodge instinct on the battlefield in his early years and avoided the teapot, otherwise this wave would have been shattered.
Then, there was an undisputed crushing battle.
After all, purely in terms of personal force, regardless of physical fitness, combat experience, or age, there is no way that Wu Zhao, who is in his early seventies, can be the opponent of Li Er, who is in his fifties.
After being caught with an old face, Li Er finally pinned Wu Zhao down.
When women who are not from a Lian family background fight, it is nothing more than pulling their hair and scratching their faces. Even the most powerful Wu Zhao and Wu Zetian cannot get around this strange circle.
"Are you convinced?!"
'His~! '
The stinging pain on his face made Li Er gasp.
Say it.
Li Er's other hand slapped Wu Zhao across the face.
'Snapped'.
Wu Zhao is already in his early seventies. Although he is old, his skin is still shiny. Coupled with the good rouge makeup on his face, at first glance, he looks like he is in his forties or fifties.
Under this stroke, there was a faint redness.
"I am the Emperor of Zhou Dynasty, why should I obey you?"
Wu Zhao gritted his teeth fiercely.
The current Wu Zhao is not the Wu Meiniang in Li Shimin's impression, but Wu Zetian.
This is a heroine who has gone through countless bloodshed, at the cost of countless human lives, killing people when they stand in the way, killing Buddhas when they stand in the way of Buddha, killing sons when their sons stand in the way, and step by step she has reached the highest level in the world.
"The power of the Tang Dynasty has been exhausted, and Wu Zhou is about to emerge."
"This is destiny!"
"Li Er, no matter how powerful you are, you can't change things!"
Even though he was pressed on the table, Wu Zhao was still extremely tough.
"You can call Li Er too?!"
"(╬◣д◢)!"
"****!"
Hearing these words, Li Er was so furious that Xianbei was so angry that he even spoke out.
"Since you are talking about destiny."
"Then today I will let you know that your so-called destiny is nothing in front of me."
"Whether it's Wu Zhou or you, they will all be conquered by me."
"You are just my plaything!"
After that, Li Eryi tore Wu Zhao's special dragon robe apart, performing an authentic tearing play.
If you refuse to accept the beating or the argument, then you can only use a whip!
All of a sudden.
There were exclamations in the main hall downstairs.
Fortunately, this private room was well soundproofed, so Li Er didn't know what was going on, not to mention that he was so angry that he didn't care about anything else.
In the main hall downstairs at this moment, Ji Boying was using a holographic projection for the emperor and princes of the Ming Dynasty. The visual effect was basically the same as watching it live.
"Gaia!"
I don’t know who this talented person is, but he suddenly said this.
moment.
Everyone else reacted one after another, saying 'Gaia' one after another.
It has been so long since they have experienced the fairyland fantasy from the first perspective that most of these people have forgotten the spell 'Gaia' to switch perspectives.
For such an exciting scene, you must switch to the first perspective, so that you can feel the same, and even the temperature can be synchronized!
'? ? ? '
Ji Boying was stunned.
Playing for real? !
Li Er, Li Er, from today on, you are no longer the pure and lovely Tian Khan in my heart.
But there is one thing to say. In fact, from Li Er's perspective, Wu Zhao was just a concubine and a concubine of his. There was nothing wrong with him doing this behind closed doors in terms of morality, law and ethics.
For a concubine, let alone putting Wu Zhao to death, there is nothing wrong with it in this era.
Thoughts moved slightly.
Ji Boying turned off the holographic projection in an instant.
The scenes in the eyes of these 'Gaias', as well as the true first-person perspective experience, disappeared in an instant, and the sounds of sighs and sighs continued.
"It's just a little bit close, just a little bit close!"
"Li Er's speed is still too slow."
"Sure enough, women are just like a handful of sand, and Wu Zetian is no exception."
"………………"
The emperors and princes of the Ming Dynasty discussed one after another.
"This is Li Er's family matter, so don't get involved."
Ji Boying glanced at these emperors and princes.
None of these guys have any seriousness in their eyes.
Men are young until they die, and so are the emperors, who get excited when encountering such exciting things.
At this moment, Lao Zhu also coughed slightly awkwardly.
Although he also wanted to see it, he was the ancestor of the Zhu family and the great ancestor of the Ming Dynasty after all. How could he take the lead in such a thing of peeking into the corner.
Moreover, the first perspective of the fairy fantasy is no longer just peeking into the corner, it is truly the same as experiencing it personally.
If this thing really happened, if Li Er is really practicing martial arts on Wu Zhao in the private room on the second floor, then from the perspective of feelings, wouldn't it mean that Wu Zhao was taken turns by the emperors of the Ming Dynasty.
The scene was too beautiful to even think about.
'Brothers and wives should not be bullied. '
Lao Zhu took a deep breath, he was the most loyal person.
In Lao Zhu's view, Li Er, the Khan of the Tang Dynasty whom he most admired, was now more or less half of his buddy. He, Lao Zhu, could not do such immoral things, let alone do it with his children and grandchildren.
"Please keep your attitude straight and continue with class."
Lao Zhu glanced at his group of Zhu family descendants, and his face changed into the serious and serious one as always.
This scolding from Lao Zhu brought the slightly off-track class back to the atmosphere it should have.
Those surnamed Zhu all understand one thing. Although the excitement is easy, the mace is more painful.
'Attend class? '
Emperor Tianqi, who experienced time travel for the first time and came to Hongwu Zuixian Tower, lowered his head, sat on his seat, and quietly looked at the surrounding scenery.
The sudden change in the scene just now has already shocked him. He originally thought that reading the comic strip of Jin Dabeile Daishan and his stepmother was already illegal, but he didn't expect that you can still play like this.
Ancestors are ancestors, just play with flowers.
"卯一."
"Stand up and tell your ancestors about the current situation of the Kingdom of Apocalypse."
Ji Boying glanced at Emperor Tianqi, who was naked and sitting in his seat. According to the originally planned order, Emperor Tianqi's student number was "Mao".
One word comes out.
Emperor Tianqi didn't react at all, but Xiyu stepped forward to remind him with a smile. Only then did the old man finally react. It turned out that the "卯一" that the immortal master was referring to was him.
Subconsciously, I stood up.
At this moment, Emperor Tianqi was actually a little nervous and timid.
He has been emperor for six years and has seen many big events, but he has never felt like this.
after all.
At a glance, they are all ancestors.
Excluding the four emperors of the Southern Ming Dynasty and several supervisors, among the sixteen emperors of the Ming Dynasty, the "Yu" generation was the last generation. With Zhu Youxiao's seniority, he was definitely the younger brother in the class.
"Don't be nervous, speak boldly, especially tell all the problems you have, the immortal master will give you guidance."
Abiao, the teaching assistant who was also sitting on the podium, looked at Emperor Tianqi with a smile and gave Emperor Tianqi a reassuring elder smile.
This Apocalypse Emperor Zhu Youxiao, at least in A Biao's opinion, is a smart boy.
Not only can he develop his own carpentry skills, but he can also proactively learn cultural knowledge, and he also possesses a good imperial talent. He is definitely a talent that can be made.
Hear the words.
Emperor Tianqi paused for a moment.
He had kowtowed too much before, so he naturally knew A Biao's identity.
Emperor Tianqi stood on his seat, bowed his head and was silent for a few breaths, then raised his head, his face changed into a serious expression, completely without the frivolousness of his previous carpentry work.
It's just that these bare arms, coupled with the biceps trained by years of carpentry work, always give people the feeling that he is going to fight.
Emperor Tianqi first saluted the immortal master and Lao Zhu Abiao on the podium, and then took a deep breath.
"First, the administration of officials is chaotic."
As a serving emperor, it is indeed not easy to openly admit that the dynasty he rules is in chaos, and in front of his ancestors.
After all, admitting that the administration of officials is chaotic is tantamount to admitting that the emperor himself is unqualified and cannot even handle his ministers, and is easily beaten by his ancestors.
It can also be seen from this that Emperor Apocalypse is indeed somewhat responsible. The edict he issued after the Apocalypse explosion was partly to take the blame for Wei Laogou, and partly because he really felt that he was powerless and ashamed. To the people of the world.
Ji Boying took a deep look at Emperor Tianqi.
indeed.
As Emperor Tianqi said, the official administration of the Tianqi Dynasty was very chaotic, like a mess.
The reason why it is not shown now is because Emperor Tianqi summoned Wei Zhongxian, an old dog, and used this old dog to forcefully gather this mess into a hemp rope.
The old dog tugged on the leash, putting the entire court into overdrive.
Although the side effects are severe, it is better than having no effect at all.
Emperor Tianqi knew this.
Killing a thousand enemies will cost you eight hundred, but in the end it is better to kill a thousand than to be killed lying down.
"Two, taxes."
“If the state has no taxes to put into its treasury, it will be unable to pay military salaries in important towns, and it will be unable to form an army capable of fending off powerful enemies.”
Take a deep breath.
At this point, Emperor Tianqi's eyes showed a hint of helplessness.
In the first few years after he came to the throne, he reused a large number of Donglin. At that time, he had completely figured out one thing. With the help of the Donglin Party, it would be impossible to collect taxes in this life.
Because letting the Donglin Party collect taxes is equivalent to taking money from their own pockets, and only fools will send their money to the national treasury.
Therefore, Emperor Tianqi asked Wei Laogou to collect it.
Although he also knew very well in his heart that these eunuchs collected ten million taels of silver from the people, and Wei Laogou and his gang of puppies worked under the cover of many layers, and finally only two to three million taels reached the hands of the emperor. .
However, something is better than nothing. Drinking poison can also quench your thirst.
But even so, under Emperor Tianqi's strategy of saving the country, the Ming Dynasty's national finances were still in a state of being unable to make ends meet for a long time, so that they had to continue the policy of the last years of Wanli and continue to levy three additional taxes to squeeze out the money from the people. silver.
This is also a helpless move.
There are frequent emergencies outside the customs. Without finance, there will be no national defense, and without national defense, there will be no Ming Dynasty.
"Three, no children."
"Several of my sons have died young, the country is unstable, people's hearts are in turmoil, and the imperial capital is in turmoil."
When he said this, Emperor Tianqi's eyes dimmed.
In this look, there was also a trace of deep-seated anger and unwillingness.
Judging from the historical trajectory, Emperor Tianqi died at the age of 23. He gave birth to three sons and three daughters. None of the three sons lived past one year old, and none of the three daughters lived past two years old.
No matter how poor the medical conditions were in ancient times, six people were born and six died, with a mortality rate of 100%. This is unbelievable. There is still a 10% survival rate for amniotic fluid embolism.
Moreover, this is still in the Zhu family royal family, and this family is still the emperor.
Let’s not talk about the other ones for now.
The nearest one, Zhu Cijiong, was frightened to death in the Apocalypse explosion. When he thought of his only son, Emperor Apocalypse gritted his teeth.
There are so many babies in the capital, but Zhu Youxiao’s kid is frightened to death!
However, in order to stabilize the court situation, Emperor Tianqi could only pinch his nose and admit that his only son was 'scared to death', and abruptly turned this case into an unresolved case and settled it hastily.
"Four, the heroic soldiers outside the Pass."
Mentioning this fourth point, Emperor Tianqi's expression became more solemn.
Generally speaking.
The emperor's ministers of the Ming Dynasty have always had the concept of the Celestial Empire, and whenever they mentioned the soldiers outside the customs, they would basically use derogatory terms such as "building slaves" and "Tatars".
But Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao was here, and he specifically used the word "Xiongbing".
This is the explanation.
In the eyes of Emperor Tianqi, he never underestimated the Jin army outside the pass.
Paying attention to your opponent and recognizing your opponent is the first step to defeat your opponent.
The main reason why Emperor Tianqi was not deceived by Yuan Chonghuan was that he had his own judgment and could correctly understand the power of the Jin Army outside the Pass.
And judging from the fact that Wei Laogou's spies knew Hou Jin's movements very well.
Wei Laogou should have started to spy on Hou Jin very early, and there is only one reason why Wei Laogou can work so hard, and that is Emperor Tianqi's need.
"Five, internal refugees."
This is an extremely troublesome issue for Emperor Tianqi.
The refugee problem did not arise overnight, but it became particularly serious at the end of Wanli, with the defeat in the Battle of Saarhu.
With the powerful troops outside the pass, Emperor Tianqi needed strong finances to support military expenditures in Liaodong, so he chose to use the three rates at the end of Wanli, but did not add additional levies on top of the three rates.
The three rates started in the last year of Wanli.
For example, Liao rates.
In the forty-sixth year of Wanli, the tax per mu plus 3.5 cents was increased. In the forty-seventh year of Wanli, the tax increased to 7 cents per mu. In the forty-eighth year of Wanli, the tax increased to 9 cents per mu.
And in the entire seven years of Tianqi, there has been no increase.
Because Emperor Tianqi knew very well that the power of the people in the world was approaching its limit.
If we continue to squeeze, it will inevitably lead to large-scale popular uprisings.
On this point, Emperor Tianqi's good brother Chongzhen did very well.
In the fourth year of Chongzhen, the Liao rates increased to one cent and two cents. In the tenth year of Chongzhen, they rose to two cents and a half cents. In the eleventh year of Chongzhen, they rose to three cents and six cents. The Liao rates alone were already four cents in the year of Tianqi. times.
Coupled with the perennial natural disasters, the land was bare for thousands of miles, and there was no harvest. The people could not even afford food, but they had to bear such heavy taxes.
How can the people of the world not rebel?
"Master Immortal, our dynasty's predicament is here for the time being."
After saying this, Emperor Tianqi took a deep breath and suddenly felt much more comfortable, even though he only mentioned a few keywords on the surface.
But enough is enough.
Those present are all smart people, and they can analyze the whole picture from this keyword.
"Okay, sit down first."
Ji Boying nodded slightly and gave Emperor Tianqi a look, indicating that Emperor Tianqi could take a seat.
After listening to this, Lao Zhu frowned.
"In our opinion, the most important thing in this Apocalypse time and space should be the slaves outside the customs."
What Lao Zhu said makes sense.
In Lao Zhu's view, the main reasons for the problems mentioned by Emperor Tianqi just now, except for the fact that he has no children, are all due to the eager gaze of Jiannu outside the pass.
Like a sword, hanging above Tianqi Ming's head, Tianqi Ming could only focus on this sword with all his strength, but had no time to care for others.
Because there were hundreds of thousands of slave-building troops pressing outside the border, the Liao region required huge military expenditures to support it, so much so that Emperor Tianqi had to continue to maintain the three wages of the Wanli year, and had to condone the eunuchs to embezzle national property in order to collect taxes. They had to spend a lot of energy on foreign wars, but had no time or energy to sort out the mess of internal affairs. They could only rely on the eunuchs to suppress it.
The Ming Dynasty during the Tianqi years was like a powder keg, with Emperor Tianqi holding on to the fuse to prevent it from exploding. When the fuse reached Chongzhen, Chongzhen decisively pulled out the fuse.
(Chongzhen: What are you doing, Du Zang Zang Ye Ye, a real man, if you take it to face, I can’t kill you.)
so.
In Lao Zhu's view, as long as the slaves outside the customs are eliminated, several other problems mentioned by Emperor Tianqi can be easily solved.
Moreover, this is also what Lao Zhu is most interested in.
"Father is right."
At this moment, Lao Zhu Di suddenly stood up.
"Since the person who is causing chaos in the Ming Dynasty in this apocalyptic time and space is the successor Jiannu Huang Taiji, then I should be in charge."
The words fell.
"that's right!"
Zhu Laosi also stood up with a "swish".
"Me too!"
Xiao Zhusi chuckled, fighting spirit emerging on his face.
Taizu vs. Taizu, Taizong vs. Taizong.
From this perspective, there is indeed nothing wrong with having three Zhu Di take action.
Emperor Tianqi glanced at the three Zhu Di subconsciously, and out of his cautious character, subconsciously spoke.
"Three great ancestors, Huang Taiji is not..."
However, before the words of reminder could be finished, three pairs of dagger-like eyes fell on Emperor Tianqi in an instant, frightening the little brother who had just entered school so that he did not dare to say a word, and his temples were covered in cold sweat. came out.
'Taizong, Chengzu. '
He glanced at the Jiajing Immortal who was three seats away and said it was none of my business. He changed his title randomly and killed people!
"Brother, what do you think?"
Lao Zhu looked at the immortal master who said nothing.
Ji Boying glanced at Lao Zhu and nodded slightly.
"You're right."
Ji Boying agreed very much with Lao Zhu's point of view.
When there is a strong enemy outside the country's borders, many domestic conflicts will intensify. The best solution is to concentrate all our efforts to deal with this strong enemy first, and then go back to clear the domestic situation.
Baldy Jiang’s failure experience has told us that fighting against foreigners does not necessarily require internal peace. In the process of fighting against foreigners, we can just pay attention to internal development.
"But for the sake of stability."
Ji Boying rubbed his chin slightly.
As far as the current situation in the Apocalypse Time and Space is concerned, once Mou has enough energy to launch a full-scale counterattack against Houjin in a short period of time, the elites who can fight in the Ming Dynasty will gather in Liaodong, and the military expenditures will inevitably rise.
Because Ji Boying's request is very simple, every soldier must be paid enough and have meat to eat every meal.
It is difficult to do this in the Apocalypse Time and Space.
Such large amounts of military expenditures and military mobilization will provide an excellent environment for civil unrest in various places.
so.
To a certain extent, extrapolating from posterity, for the sake of safety.
Ji Boying glanced at Lao Zhu who was listening carefully.
"Lao Zhu, let me introduce you to two people."
Hearing this, Lao Zhu was stunned.
'Two people? '
"You should be very interested in one of these two people."
The words fell.
Ji Boying's mind was spinning.
In an instant, two people appeared in front of the podium.
A Kusu postman with a silly smile on his face, and a brave ranger with a long beard.
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PS: Next is the easter egg, old man Wu Zhao, are you guys interested?
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