I said, "Brother Yu, I apologize to you. I shouldn't have interfered with your private life. I wish your love with Achun a good outcome. If you and Achun get married one day in the future, and you want to quit and live a stable life, Then I will definitely give you a big red envelope."
Brother Yu's eyes were slightly red. He patted my shoulder and drank the wine in one gulp.
Brother Yu said: "Yunfeng, Yazai, we are the best brothers. We were before, are now, and will be in the future. Achun can't affect the brotherhood we have accumulated over the years. I will tell you today." Here you go, I, Yu Wenbin, will not leave unless I tell my head one day that we are disbanded."
Dou Yazai slapped the table and said: "Happy brother Yu! Then I, Lu Ziming, will take this opportunity to express my position! As long as you don't kick me out! I will never quit! The few of us will represent our northern faction in creating glory! Haha!"
As an outsider, Tongtong didn't seem to be very angry anymore. There were some bruises on her forehead. She supported her chin with her hand and asked, "I'm curious about what you guys do? What does the Northern Faction mean?"
Dou Yazai glared and said, "It's a pedicure! Haven't you heard of northern pedicure and southern pedicure?"
Tongtong curled her lips: "You are fooling me. It doesn't matter if you don't tell me. I will ask Sister Xishi later."
Douyazai joked again: "Don't be afraid, beauty. If our third brother drinks too much later..."
"What can you do to me if you drink too much?"
Tongtong said contemptuously: "It's not that I look down on you. If you have the courage, I would dare to take off my clothes and pose here. Do you dare?"
Seeing that we were silent, she took a cigarette from me, lit it and said to me: "It seems that Sister Xishi is right, you are really a strange man."
"Don't listen to Sai Xishi's nonsense. What's wrong with me?"
Seeing that I was angry, she immediately apologized.
Dou Yazai picked up a piece of shredded potatoes with chopsticks and asked casually: "Beauty, are you from the Nine Gates?"
"I don't understand, what are you talking about?"
"It's like the red handkerchief of Fengmen's red door, or the water orchid door of Baxian Temple!"
I knocked on the bowl and signaled Dou Sprouts to stop talking about this. Tongtong didn’t even know what the Northern School was, and she definitely wasn’t from the martial arts world.
Unexpectedly, Dou Yazai's words aroused her interest, and she kept asking us about Fengmen, Hongmen, and Orchid Gate.
I said: "The relationship between the subdivisions of the sects here is very complicated, and it won't be clear for a while. If you want to understand it, just remember these eight words."
"Steal, Gu, Gu, Feng, Qian, Wu, Opera, and Kill. You and Sai Xishi both belong to the "Feng" door. Do you remember?"
She asked doubtfully: "Does this mean you are selling yourself to Fengmen?"
"no!"
I patiently explained: "Fengmen is just a general term, just like how many levels of students are in your university, and it is divided into various classes and different majors."
At this time, Brother Yu said: "Yunfeng, I think Tongtong and Sai Xishi should be classified into the water collecting gate under Fengmen?"
I thought about it seriously and nodded: "That's right, Brother Yu, what they do is part of the water harvesting sect."
Tongtong waved her hands impatiently and said, "Listen to what you guys are talking about about this sect and that sect! It's so complicated! If you ask me, it would be most appropriate to call them all the Yumen!"
"Yumen? Why?"
She stuck out her tongue with a sly look in her eyes, and said with a smile: "The Han family has not yet captured Yanzhi Mountain, and they have conquered the mountains and rivers every year. They have driven long-distance horses with sweat and blood, and marched straight into Yumen Pass."
I was stunned for a few seconds and then applauded.
Tongtong truly deserves the title of the most talented woman in Zhuji.
