"Oh, Xiaohui, you're not in Cultural Street, why are you here?"
"I'm here to take a job, boss. The job you gave me last time was really tiring! I'm scared to think about it now!"
"What do you mean? Not asking the seven of you to sleep with a man? Isn't this difficult for you professionals?" I asked.
"What man! That's not a normal man! I've never seen anything like that in all my years!"
Xiaolan whispered: "The woman said, let us help the man get it out. It sounds simple, right? Guess what? The seven of us took turns to do it for a whole day, and in the end our feet were numb. I can’t do it! Don’t you think it’s scary?”
"and after?"
"Then I thought, boss, you gave us two thousand yuan each, right? If we couldn't do it, I would feel uneasy about accepting the money, so I could only call someone to help, and finally called my master. Set things right for that man."
"Do you still have a master?"
"Yes! When my master saw it, he said that it was lucky that she arrived in time! Otherwise, the man's iron body would have exploded and died! Boss, you don't know, even if my master took action personally, he would have used the Eight Jue Skills of Shaoxing It took more than an hour to get it done.”
"Isn't your master Sai Xishi?" I asked in surprise.
Xiaolan shook her head: "What about Sai Xishi? I've never heard of it. My master's nickname is Biluochun."
I thought so. Sai Xishi is a social butterfly among the high-end rich people. She probably doesn’t know a professional lady like Xiaolan. However, it seems that Sai Xishi also mentioned the Eight Jue Skills to me that night, so I asked Xiaolan what It is the Eight Great Skills of Shaoxing.
When I asked about it, Xiaolan had a naughty expression. She told me mysteriously: "In the Ming Dynasty, there was a woman in Shaoxing who worked as a concubine in the palace. It is said that these eight skills were passed down from her. There are eight hands and eight hands in total." Once the eight movements are performed together, they are said to conquer all men in the world!"
I understood. It turns out that the Eight Jue Kung Fu is the art of the house. At first I thought it was the Sanshou of the Xingyi Sect, but I think Xiaolan's words must be a bit exaggerated.
"What, boss, you don't believe it? If you don't believe it, I can let you feel it. Just give me a thousand yuan." She smiled.
"You can?"
She shook her head and nodded: "I only know the first three postures, and I haven't learned the rest yet, but even this is enough. My master said that most men cannot hold up to the third posture, and men who can hold up to the fourth posture will be considered. So talented.”
Hearing what she said, I couldn't help but think about it. If I really went to the toilet with Sai Xishi that night, and if she used the Eight Jue Kung Fu, would I be able to hold on until the eighth position?
Xiaolan smiled and clapped her fingers and said: "Boss, the so-called eight moves are fingering, flicking, biting, hitting, shaking, rubbing, laughing, pressing and sliding."
"So, you learned the third form of Eight Jue Gong and how to fight it?" I asked curiously.
Xiaolan asked me to wait. She bought a King of Kings and tore open the packaging in front of me. Then I saw her holding the King of Kings with one hand and fanning it with the other hand. She immediately slapped the King of Kings. The king was divided into two.
I was in a cold sweat watching it.
It's so tough, it would just kill someone.
Xiaolan hurriedly explained: "Boss, don't be afraid, I'm just giving a simple demonstration. This thing is too soft, and it will definitely not be like this in actual combat. I said you might as well try it once a thousand times. Do you want to do it? I'm giving it to you. If you give me a discount of 200 yuan, let’s consider it 800 yuan.”
"No, no, no, I have something to do tonight and I don't have time. So, just leave me a phone number and I'll call you when I have time."
"Then remember to call me!"
I left my contact information, and before leaving, Xiaolan didn't forget to boldly hook me with half of the king of kings. She probably thought I was a wealthy second generation when she saw me spend a lot of money last time.
That was me before. Now I have decided to increase revenue and reduce expenditure in the future, learn from Dou Sprouts how to keep money, and avoid spending money that shouldn’t be spent.
At this moment, my cell phone rang, this time it was from Fujian.
