"Master, please walk slowly."
It was two o'clock in the middle of the night. After watching the taxi turn around and drive away, I dragged Brother Yu and hid behind an iron billboard.
"Yunfeng, why are you so cautious? I just noticed along the way that the man didn't show up."
"Be careful, Brother Wannian Chuanyu. Let's wait here for an hour. If we don't see that person by three o'clock, it means everything is fine. It won't be too late for us to go back to the hotel by then."
Brother Yu nodded: "That makes sense, then let's wait and see if that person really knows the sock art you mentioned."
"Brother Yu, it's not a vest, it's a horse! One of the six magical arts!"
Brother Yu waved his hand: "Whatever, I think the meanings are pretty much the same anyway."
I whispered: "It's different, okay? Waistcoat is an Internet term, and it means a trumpet. Brother Yu, you don't have a QQ account, do you?"
Brother Yu shook his head: "No, I don't know how to do it. Last time Ah Chun called me and told me to buy a smartphone and set up QQ so that I can video chat with her."
"It's okay, Brother Yu. It's indeed a technical job, but I know how to do it. Next time I'll take the time to help you apply for a QQ online."
"Okay, Yunfeng, you must remember this. Ah Chun told me several times. If I learn to use QQ, I can see her every day."
Upon hearing this, I secretly changed my mind.
I thought to myself: "It's okay to let you have sex with Ah Chun every day, but it must be stopped."
So I changed my mind and said, "Brother Yu, you still have to spend money to apply for QQ."
"If you want money, give it to me. How much do you want?"
I thought about it and said, "The application will cost at least 400,000 yuan."
"So expensive!"
Brother Yu was startled and asked: "Then I see there are children in the Internet cafe. They have 400,000?"
"That's different. The QQ account they applied for is the children's version. You can't video chat, and you can only say five sentences to the other party a day. If you want to video chat with Achun, you have to apply for the adult version. You have to use it with yourself. Verify your identity and go to the mobile company to register!"
"Brother Yu, think about what we do? We definitely can't show up and register with our real names! So we have to spend money to find someone to replace us! A person can only apply for QQ with his real name once in his life! So if you find someone to replace you, most people will charge a high price. The starting price is over a hundred thousand, and after adding in other miscellaneous expenses, the total cost of 400,000 is even less than I would say.”
After hearing this, Brother Yu frowned and said, "Yunfeng, according to what you said, it costs so much money to apply for an adult version of QQ to open videos, and it's so troublesome, so let's forget it."
Seeing that my goal was achieved, I breathed a sigh of relief.
Brother Yu knows nothing about computers. I am not exaggerating when I say that he has been a monk for ten years and he doesn’t even know how to turn on a computer.
Let’s stop talking to Xiaoxuan. These days, even my head has been replaced by a smartphone. Brother Yu still insists on using the brick phone. He usually only answers calls and reads text messages. He downloads ringtone videos on his mobile phone. Mengwang looks at pictures, but he doesn’t know how to do it.
Since Buddha can't control Brother Yu's obsession with women, then as a good brother, I must control him, starting from beating the mandarin ducks.
After chatting for a few minutes, I reached into my trouser pocket to take out a cigarette. At this moment, Brother Yu suddenly patted me hard.
I noticed that the expression on Brother Yu's face changed obviously.
I looked up and saw the long-haired man suddenly appearing at the intersection ahead of me like a ghost!
