"Well! Thanks to you, cousin, the Holy Child has grown a lot taller!"
"Okay, let's do that, Xiaoying. I have someone here. Hang up first. Remember, these things must be put away."
I turned and walked out of the parking lot, taking a deep breath.
The situation is unclear now. To be on the safe side, I can’t meet Liangzi Xiaoying for the time being. However, I also want to see her.
Be careful and sail the boat for thousands of years. I have followed the lead for so many years and I know this well.
I found a sheltered corner where there was no one around, made a small fire, and then put a piece of tile I picked up on the road on the fire to burn.
After burning for more than five minutes, I poured a bag of incense ash on the red tiles. Then I took out a small bag and added some "stuff" to the hot ashes.
If I didn't say it, no one would know what I added, but it was actually a little earwax.
I added some water and stirred it into a paste with my hands. I endured the heat and nausea and took a sip.
"Cough! Cough!"
It tastes so damn awful, it's like having a mouthful of dried horse poop in your mouth.
I cleared my throat and said something casually.
If anyone who knows me is present at this time, they will definitely hear that my voice has obviously changed. It has become very hoarse, pure and smoky, like the voice of an old man.
Because there are many people in Panjiayuan who know me, such as the owner of the Jade Shop, Zhao, the nephew of Liu Yuanning, etc., and I don’t want them to recognize that it’s my voice.
This is the secret recipe for "voice-changing" used by people in the world of martial arts in the past. The effect can last for about four or five days. In the past, for entertainers and beggars, their masters would let their apprentices drink this voice-changing water and start shouting. It sounded miserable. After that, I thought To restore your voice, you also need to drink a lot of water.
In the past, old people often said that children who eat earwax will become mute. This is not entirely true, but there is some truth in it. This thing can indeed affect the vocal cords.
I opened my wallet and took a look, frowning.
I only have one hundred and five yuan in cash left, so I can't go to the bank. This little money for food and accommodation will be gone in a day or two at most. If I don't think of a way to make money, I will have to sleep on the streets and sleep on the bridge tomorrow! How could it be possible to persist until the beginning of September to meet up with Brother Fish and the others!
well!
I sighed helplessly, lamenting that my current situation was really miserable.
Leaving the parking lot, I smelled the fragrance and found a tricycle selling hand cakes.
The boss glanced at me, frowned and said loudly: "Why don't you go somewhere else! My family is also in trouble!"
Damn...this is clearly treating me as a beggar.
I stayed in the car for four days without washing, and without having my hair cut for two months. I even smelled a sour smell in my clothes.
I, Xiang Yunfeng, am really a dragon who swims on the beach and is teased by a shrimp, and a tiger who falls on the plain and is bullied by a dog.
I said unhappily: "Hey! How do you sell the most expensive hand cake topping here?"
"To top it off? Add eggs, ham, chicken fillet and shredded potatoes, six yuan each."
"Okay! Then listen up!"
"Here are five! Add two eggs, two hams, two chicken tenders and two shredded potatoes to each!"
"What's wrong with your voice? Why do you sound like this when you speak?"
"Don't worry so much! Do you want to sell it or not?"
"Of course I'll sell it! It's thirty yuan in total, please pay first."
I gave the money.
I was really hungry, so I ate three of them in one go. I put the remaining two in my pocket to save for a midnight snack or tomorrow's breakfast.
I bought another pack of cigarettes for twenty-six dollars.
I had more than 50 dollars left in my wallet, and I planned to save money for hotel stays, so I went to an Internet cafe to spend the night.
Warwick Bridge, two miles to the west, the Internet cafe from five years ago is still there, but the network manager is different. It is estimated that the original network manager has quit long ago.
I'm not panicking at all. I'll go get some money tomorrow. Fifty yuan is my capital. As long as there is an antique market, I can get the money.
Taking a towel and that 50-cent-a-pack of shampoo, I ran to the Internet cafe bathroom to wash up.
I was washing my hair when my ears moved.
I suddenly heard a very slight cry coming from the partition.
A woman's cry.
"Yeah...Ah...Yeah!"
