Xie Qirong suddenly laughed wildly, not knowing what he was laughing at.
I looked back, and I was sure of one thing. This lunatic was just playing for fun from the beginning to the end! He had no intention of actually killing us tonight.
There are no cars here in the northern suburbs during the day, let alone late at night.
"Master Yu, don't you feel any pain? I think you need to find a clinic to treat your arm as soon as possible, so as not to leave any sequelae!"
Master Yu's left arm was now horribly bent, and it looked like a severe fracture, but he never said a word of pain during the whole process.
"It's okay. I'm lucky to be able to save my life."
Master Yu took out a flat iron wine bottle from the yellow cloth bag, unscrewed the lid and took two sips. Master Yu wiped his mouth and sighed: "It's better to hear once than to see once. Xie Qi Rongqiang is terrible. My order is I have already reached an advanced stage in my martial arts training, but I didn’t expect that it would be of no use to him at all. I’m afraid, even if my master comes, he won’t be his match!”
I said: "Xie Qirong is the leader of the old martial arts association today. It would be strange if he is not strong. The only people who can compete with him are people like Shi Wuchang."
"Oh? Who is Shi Wu Chang? What a weird name, I've never heard of it."
I explained: "He eats shit every day to practice martial arts, so he is nicknamed Shi Wuchang. In fact, his real name is Zheng Daqiang. He was one of the six masters of mental illness in Jiamusi and the number one master of the Changchun Club today. Last time he had sex with Xie Qirong I got up, but almost killed Xie Qirong with one slap."
Listened to my words. Master Yu took a breath of cold air and said: "There are so many masters in the world that I don't know about. The one named Zhewu just now is also very strong. There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world. I have traveled around the world and seen very few people over the years. , it seems that I need to start practicing again."
I nodded and said, "Master Yu, do you know how to quickly become a strong man like Xie Qirong?"
He shook his head.
I said, "Drinking is better, but sex is like a bone scraper. In the end, your bones will become soft after scraping them. Naturally, you won't be able to beat others, so you have to quit sex."
Master Yu lowered his head and thought.
"I know that it is difficult for us men to completely quit sex, but take Master Yu as an example. You just have a Xianshui sister-in-law now. Don't go looking for chickens in the future. Those professional chickens are not clean. You’ll be dead if you catch any disease.”
"I bring x."
"Damn it, this is not a question of whether to bring x or not! This is a question of whether you can become stronger in the future!
"Thank you Qirong for not losing your energy in sixty years! If you ask me, you and Mrs. Xianshui can't have sex more than twice a month! You have to conserve your energy! Practice martial arts more! Go to bed early and get up early! You will definitely get stronger and stronger in the end! More than Xie Qirong!"
Master Yu said thoughtfully: "Understood! I have learned the lesson."
There were no Didi taxis at that time, and sometimes I was so desperate to wait for a taxi that I couldn’t wait for the taxi, so I walked to the roadside and started to drink water.
Master Yu also came over to join me in the water. He glanced at me and suddenly smiled and said, "You said you had dozens of girlfriends before. It seems you were lying to me. You are still a virgin."
Of course I would rather die than admit it. Just kidding, I also have self-respect.
Later, I couldn't help but ask him how he could see it. Master Yu explained that there is an obvious vein in "that area". If you are a virgin, you can see this vein, but if you are a virgin, you can't see it at all.
The next thing is to look at the "mouth". I'm embarrassed to say what mouth it is. Anyway, according to his suggestion, if the mouth is open and everted, then he is not a virgin.
As a reference for comparison, I took a look at his. Indeed, our two are obviously different, and the characteristics are consistent with what he said.
I was curious and asked him what he thought of women? That is to see if the other person is a virgin without disturbing the other person.
Master Yu told me five tips.
For example, if a woman walks by on the street, we watch her from a distance and follow the six tips taught by Master Yu to respond one by one. Then we can know whether the woman has had any experience. I can’t say it is 100% accurate, but I dare say 90% accurate.
The summary is to first look at the walking posture, secondly at the corners of the eyes, thirdly at the earlobes, and two key points. In order not to cause trouble, I chose to keep it secret for the time being.
