The little Taoist priest swung his fist fiercely, and there was a loud sound of punching through the air.
"That brother hasn't spoken for more than two decades. He is practicing the Qi in his body! Forget it, you probably don't even know what Qi is. It's just like an air gun! Do you understand the working principle of an air gun?"
I nodded and immediately asked: "How do those two old men compare to Prince Ma from Changchun?"
The little Taoist frowned and thought for a while and said, "I don't know. It's hard to make a conclusion."
"Xiao Xiangzi, don't think that Ma Bulb is so awesome. After all, he is too old now! Right now, if my guess is correct, Xie Qirong, who has broken through the bottleneck, can also suppress Ma Bulb!"
I nodded secretly after hearing this. Yes, Lord Ma is too old. It would be better if he were twenty years younger.
I changed my mind and said, "Even if Lord Ma can't suppress the twin old men from the Puppet Club, then Shi Wu Chang can always suppress them, right?"
As soon as I reported the name "Shi Wu Chang", the little Taoist's face changed, and he said in a solemn voice: "Yes, that person has a background in Wudang Mountain and is very strong, mainly because the Liujia Three Corpses Kung Fu is too damn abnormal. I guess only my master can do it." Let’s compete with his palm power.”
"After talking to you so much, can you let me refine the Qigong?"
I still shook my head: "Be honest, did you learn this to pick up girls? You only wanted to learn it when you saw Xie Qirong rejuvenated, right?"
The little Taoist priest blushed and murmured something that he didn't understand. He gritted his teeth and stood up and said, "If you don't want to be friends with each other, you won't be friends with us! It seems that our fate as brothers has come to an end! If you encounter any difficulties in the future, don't be like today." ! Looking for help from our Jingmen people!"
"etc!"
"Don't be impatient. I treat you as a brother and I don't want to harm you! Learning the refining and transformation qigong will not be of any use to you in picking up girls in the future! On the contrary, you may not even think about it after learning it!"
"Ah?! That can't be done, right?"
"Why not! I've been practicing for more than three years and I still don't know! But..."
"But what?"
What follows is a whisper between men.
I leaned closer and whispered something to the little Taoist priest. I said that I had met an old Gu King in the Miao Village before. I had read an ancient book he had written, and all the secret methods for "that kind of thing" were recorded in the book.
Upon hearing this, the little Taoist priest looked overjoyed.
"Good brother! Where is that ancient book?"
"Burned."
"If you burn it, say something stupid!"
I pointed to my head and said with a smile: "It's true that it was burned, but I have a photographic memory and I have written down some things."
As for the old Gu King’s ancient book, I guess it must have been written by some ancient genius, or perhaps by a flower-picking thief. The illustrations in the book, including the verbal passages, are both explicit and elegant. Shy-skinned women will definitely blush after reading it. .
I looked at the little Taoist priest, recalled the contents of the book and said: "There are many tricks recorded in the book, such as the lotus hook and the leaking hand, the moon-setting green pine hammer, the wave pistil floating flower, the pillow of locust flower and the reflexive bow, Li Ting sweeps the acupuncture points and wields the sword, hollow glutinous rice balls wrap the flying dragon..."
These words thought by the ancients may seem elegant, but when you take a closer look at the meaning, you will find that they are really explicit.
The little Taoist priest's eyes were so wide open that he quickly asked me how to operate it.
I explained seriously: "You have to learn, no one is born with it. For example, if you want to practice the lotus hook, find a piece of tofu..." (Two hundred words are omitted below)
The little Taoist priest lowered his head and stared at his fingers. He moved his index finger up and down quickly, then frowned and said, "If you do this, won't the tofu be completely broken?"
"Idiot, you have to control your strength and move gently, so that the tofu won't break." I gestured.
"Forget it, most of what is recorded in the book is about harvesting yin and replenishing yang to harm people. Otherwise, I wouldn't have burned it. This topic ends here. Don't ask me."
I got up and left to relieve myself under the big tree. At this moment, Mr. Pian also came over to relieve himself.
"Young man, do you still want to go to the grave?" the old man said suddenly.
"Master Pian! Didn't you say that I can't go through the dead phase! Is there a solution now?"
Master Pian grabbed the waistband of his pants with both hands and nodded with a smile.
