"Last time you said someone kidnapped you! You were so scared that I couldn't sleep well for three days and three nights! You are my good friend Lin Sanguan! You must not die!"
He couldn't speak. How could he talk about someone's death when we first met him? I rolled my eyes and asked directly: "Your grandfather asked you to come? Do you know what you want to do?"
"I know! Aren't you looking for an ancient tomb and can't find it?"
"I think the compass is better than my grandfather! It's on me!" He promised, patting his chest.
I stared at him suspiciously, always feeling that the words coming out of his mouth were unreliable.
"What kind of compass do you use? Let me see."
"Why are you in a hurry! You'll see it in a minute! Let's go for a walk! Let's go have a cup of herbal tea first! I arrived at about five o'clock in the morning! But I couldn't contact you and I waited here all morning! I almost had a heatstroke! !”
While taking a tea break, I would occasionally pass by a few young girls wearing shorts on the road, and the little Taoist priest would whistle loudly to them.
Some girls are thin-skinned and run away quickly with their heads down, while some bolder ones will directly call him crazy.
In response, the little Taoist priest spread his hands and said with a smile: "It's a complete mess, vulgar and vulgar."
I smiled and asked, "I'm curious, can you Taoist priests have girlfriends?"
"Why not? We are Taoists, not monks! I'll be honest with you, Xiao Xiangzi! So far! I have had a total of fifteen girlfriends! All of them are beautiful women!"
"You blow xxxxx."
I don't deny that he is taller and handsomer than me, but I don't believe that he has had fifteen girlfriends. If it is true, then he is a fake Taoist priest.
Two hours later, we returned to the mountain camp. We all knew each other and exchanged a few simple greetings.
When he saw the badger with human legs hanging on the shelf, the little Taoist priest looked at it for a long time before saying loudly: "Guys, what the hell is this??"
I told him this was the human-footed badger we had just caught, an animal that lives in ancient tombs.
The photos of badgers with human feet on the Internet are all fake photos. There are only a handful of people who have actually seen what a badger with human feet looks like.
At this time, he opened his mouth and said: "It's not too late, it's still early, so I'll ask the trail leader to help."
"Um......"
The little Taoist priest hesitated and said: "Originally, I was tired from the journey today and wanted to rest, but since the king asked me for help, I will give it a try."
After that, he took out a compass from his backpack.
When I saw the compass he took out, I was stunned.
What he held in his hand was clearly the simplest! The easiest trifecta! You can buy it in any store on the roadside! We call this kind of ordinary compass a "toy disk". How can we find the Tianxin point with this kind of thing?
The boss's eyes were also full of doubts, but the boss and I didn't speak, just in case someone was hiding some secret.
Afterwards, the little Taoist priest walked around holding a compass in his hand, and we all followed him. From time to time, we could hear him muttering to himself: "This is wrong, not here."
Seeing this scene, I couldn't hold it in anymore and said with a cold face: "Stop pretending, the needle on the disk has not moved from the beginning to the end. What are you looking for! I think you don't understand the compass at all." !”
The little Taoist's face changed slightly, and then he smiled. He spread his hands and said, "It's over! I originally wanted to play for one more day, but I didn't expect that you guys would find out so soon. Forget it! I'll tell the truth!"
"The person sent by Jingmen to help you this time is named Liu Erpian. They are the Liu family of Tianjin Wei! They have been helping people find dragon points for generations! They are so good at playing with the Wan'an Compass! My mission this time is just to protect him. safety!"
I asked with a cold face: "Where is that person?"
The little Taoist priest said: "It's a long way for him to come from Tianjin. He won't be able to arrive until tomorrow afternoon. Let's go to the station to pick him up tomorrow afternoon."
I said since your mission is to protect this person, why don't you go now?
The little Taoist priest smiled and said: "No need, my grandfather has already done it for me. He said that there will be no bloody disasters when I go out this time, and I am very safe. On the contrary, there may be another good fortune!"
I didn’t understand what he meant, but he was tantamount to killing all of us! I was okay, knowing that he usually has such a fun-loving personality, but Brother Yu was a little angry. Brother Yu directly said that he was impetuous and did not do serious things.
The little Taoist priest immediately threw away the compass. He ran to Brother Yu and said loudly: "Hey! Brother Bald! I can play whatever I want! No one in this world can control me except my master!"
Brother Yu smiled and said: "Little Changmao, do you want to have a fight?"
The little Taoist priest shook his head and said loudly: "NO! The rules of the sect! I can't fight with you! But if you really want to compete, you can do it! Let's just compete in a simple arm-wrestling! Do you dare??"
"Why don't you dare! Come on! I'm afraid of you!"
