"Damn, Fengzi, look! There's still an incisor stuck on this bottle!" Bean Sprout said and was about to get rid of it.
"do not move!"
"Are we here?"
I pointed at the plum bottle and said, "Don't move this tooth. Protect it! Just keep it on top! Without these front teeth, this bottle is only worth 5,000 yuan. With this tooth, it is worth at least 50,000 yuan!"
"Real or fake! Who will buy it? He must be sick!"
"You don't understand, this is a trace of history! This is what rich bosses like!"
"Really? Fengzi, how about we search carefully, and if we find other teeth, we can just install them! How about that?"
"That won't work! If there are too many, they won't be valuable!" I rejected Bean Sprouts' suggestion.
Later, our "front tooth bottle" changed hands several times, and the price soared to 600,000! Finally, it was sold to the Jining area. Since the year this tooth bottle was unearthed, the trend in the industry has changed, and people have gradually begun to pursue the so-called "original taste and original state." For most things, those with soil are more expensive than those without soil.
This trend has continued from that time to the present. Nowadays, people from the north generally do not clean and finalize funerary objects, so that they can be sold at high prices. However, this also has disadvantages. Even fools know that the bronzes with soil have dirty origins. Therefore, many people have entered, and the benefits and risks coexist. This is true.
Because it is easy to be targeted by haters, everyone in the Northern School today is very careful. After backfilling the stolen holes, they also sprinkle a layer of grass seeds on top. No photos will be taken on site, and no purchasers will be allowed to do so when shipping. Anyone who dares to take photos at home is breaking our rules. We will not cooperate with such buyers.
I mean, weren’t there a few Guangxi tomb robbers who were caught wearing dragon robes stolen from tombs and hairnets like fools a few days ago? Those few people are not from the northern sect, nor are they from the southern sect. They are pure wild people who disgrace their peers.
After taking the things, we backfilled the soil hole, but Yang Jun's mummy was not found. We couldn't figure this out. Maybe it was eaten clean by badgers with human feet.
Then, with their heads behind their hands, Douyazai and Xiaoxuan carried two sacks of funerary objects. Brother Yu and I carried the human-legged badger back to the camp one after another, just like we carried pigs during the New Year.
noon.
"Boss, are you really going to cook this thing!?"
He smiled and said: "Yunfeng, there is no need to make a fuss. This thing has been rare for decades. It is fate that we can meet it. Not to mention immortality, at least it can prolong life."
"It's not the head! Then have you ever thought about it! This thing may have eaten people!"
"That's right! I won't eat it anyway!" Dou Sprout said loudly.
He said with a dark face: "From your point of view, dogs eat shit, right? There are so many people in the world who love to eat dog meat, but that doesn't mean they eat shit."
"Besides," the head smiled and said, "I didn't say I forced you to eat meat, but we have to keep two bottles of this thing's blood, so we can definitely use it in the future."
I was relieved when I heard that I didn’t have to eat badger meat.
Hanging the human-footed badger upside down in a tree, Xiaoxuan then began to skin the human-footed badger and bleed it.
Anyway, Xiaoxuan was a bit perverted. She took a knife and cut off the badger's human foot. It was bloody in her hands. Xiaoxuan also smiled and said to me and Douyazai: "Hey! Do you two want to try it? Look, it might be a big supplement."
Douyazai didn't know, but I felt my crotch was chilly.
Over here, Xiaoxuan is collecting the blood of a human-footed badger with a mineral water bottle in her hand, and over there Douyazai and I are having a secret discussion.
Douyazai whispered: "Fengzi, do you think the boss is a bit perverted?"
I whispered: "He is getting older and wants to take some weird supplements and health products to live for two more years. This is a common problem at his age. You can't blame him."
Douyazai whispered to me with a lewd smile: "Not necessarily. If the legend is true, then this thing may be a great tonic for men. Do you still remember the old lady from the Han Kingdom? She is getting old. Maybe he wanted to have a son to carry on the family line like Lao Ji, but his head sperm has become inoperable and has lost all vitality. I think he wanted to eat the badger with human feet just to make up for this deficiency."
I smiled and said, "You can just talk about this in private. If the boss hears it, we will be dead."
"how?"
Dou Sprout's face turned pale and his mouth was closed tightly.
I slowly turned my head and looked behind me.
I saw a frosty look on his head.
I don't know when he stood quietly behind me and Dou Sprout.