Chapter 2109

I got out of the car with my bag on my back and watched as the car window closed little by little. Tian Sanjiu looked straight ahead at the road, his eyes firm.

After the car left, I drank the beer in one gulp, I squinted my eyes and aimed, only to hear a clang, I threw the can into the trash can ten meters away with great accuracy.

"It's so accurate!" A young fat man carrying a shoulder bag praised.

I smiled and prepared to pit.

"Brother! Wait!"

"how?"

This fat man was judged to be about thirty years old. His smile was a bit vulgar. He whispered: "Brother, I see you are empty-handed! You can't walk around the world like a guy without someone to defend yourself!"

"What do you sell? Knives or guns? How do you know I'm from the Jianghu community?" I asked curiously.

"Haha, I can see that you came all the way here. Although you are young, you have a strong charlatanism in your eyebrows! What you just said is half right. I sell self-defense products, but I am both We don’t sell knives and we don’t sell guns!”

"Then what the hell are you selling?"

"I sell medicine!"

He patted his shoulder bag and whispered: "My medicine is only sold to quacks. I have three secret medicines here. The first one is called epileptic laughter powder. One spoonful can make a person laugh to death! The second one is called epileptic laughter powder." It’s a fake death pill. If you take one pill, you will be dead within an hour! The third type is a plaster, which is called a plaster and you can sleep with it! Apply a plaster on your lower back or belly button and you’ll be asleep in a second!”

I shook my head when I heard this. In the early years, there were many drug sellers like this near train stations and bus stations, but they usually sold some kind of powerful secret rat poison. It was rare for him to sell such messy drugs.

"Don't leave! It seems you don't believe in my medicine!"

I stopped and said, "I believe it! But I'm not interested! Get out of the way! I'm going to buy a ticket!"

He said loudly: "I'm not interested in anything else. Aren't you also interested in sleeping with me?"

"What do you mean?"

He smiled mysteriously and showed a "you know what I mean" expression.

"Since you are a medicine seller, have you heard of Old Sea Dog?" I asked him.

He nodded: "Of course I have heard of it! Strictly speaking, I am his disciple! My master is the famous Daydream! Do you know?"

Damn...! I was suddenly shocked. This fat man even knew about the girl he was daydreaming about! Still his master! It seems that he is not a liar selling fake medicine, it seems that he is selling the real thing!

I couldn't miss this opportunity, so I thought about it and said immediately: "Twenty pieces for that one, three pieces each for the fake death pill and the epileptic smile powder."

"No problem! Give me the money first and then the medicine, a total of four thousand eighty!"

"So expensive? I don't have that much money."

"Then how many do you have?"

I took out my wallet and opened it for him to see. I said I only had one thousand yuan, and I would leave another one hundred and fifty for the long-distance bus ride.

"Forget it, forget it! Just make it cheaper for you! Give me eight hundred!"

I readily gave the money, and he took out twenty plasters and two small medicine bottles from his bag and gave them to me.

"Hey, leave me your phone number and I'll try it when I go back. If it works, I'll buy it from you later."

He smiled and said: "I'm sorry, brother, I only accept face-to-face transactions. If you want to buy in the future, you can come here to find me! I hang out here from 1 to 5 pm every day. Besides, you don't have to go back to try! I can try it for you now. look!"

He took out a piece of paper and tore it open. At this moment, there happened to be a man squatting and tying his shoelaces not far in front. He walked over and without saying a word, lifted up the other person's clothes and slapped it! He put the plaster on the person's lower back.

The man looked back angrily, and before he could speak, within a second or two, he fell to the ground and fainted!

After he succeeded, the fat man ran back quickly. He asked me proudly if I was good at it. He also said that this plaster is more effective when used on women.

I bought these medicines out of curiosity, but unexpectedly they helped me a lot! It's a coincidence that more than ten years have passed. The last time I checked Douyin, I just happened to see a video. A man fell down in a second after being put on some kind of plaster. Many people said it was fake and acted. If you have seen it, you can go and see it.

In fact, it is true, and it is not an act, because I have also bought this kind of one-sticker to sleep on. After all, this thing is something that comes from the old sea dog family, and it is one of the secret techniques of the flower photographers.